Daniel Sloss discusses a variety of topics, from his love of children, to being a man, in this tastefully dark comedy sp | dG1fMWpRU3FqWXFQbGc
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00:00 Get comfortable. If you're not comfortable, don't fucking worry about it.
00:04 I'm about to provide plenty of material that's going to make most of you very fucking uncomfortable.
00:09 I love kids.
00:13 There should not be this much tension in the room.
00:17 You can ruin any man's day with emotions and it's the most fun you'll ever have.
00:25 Next time you're with one of your girlfriends, if you want to fuck up his whole afternoon,
00:29 look him dead in the eyes and tell him that you love him.
00:32 And just watch him not be able to process that with any level of maturity.
00:38 Hey Mark, I love you.
00:40 Why?
00:45 They will teach you things in sex education that has nothing to do with sex.
00:52 They will teach you things that only doctors need to know.
00:55 This is the labia.
00:56 These are the ovaries. Listen, if I ever see the ovaries, I fucked up.
01:00 I can assure you I'm not going to be like, "Well those are your ovaries."
01:08 I'm going to be like, "Ahhhh!"
01:11 I was just in a conversation with a bunch of girls and one of them was like,
01:17 "Fucking hell, the male ego is so fragile."
01:20 And I was like, "No it's not!"
01:23 "Ah, I see. I'm the problem."
01:27 [laughter]
01:29 [applause]
01:30 I'll be your one king.
01:32 [applause]
01:33 [music]
01:35 [silence]
01:37 [silence]
01:39 [silence]
01:40 [BLANK_AUDIO]