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00:00 What brings you in? Business or pleasure?
00:05 Pleasure? What kind of aquarium is this?
00:07 Susanna is off to the beauty parlor.
00:09 The way he stares at you.
00:12 Just putting you in the spank bank, toots.
00:14 He's got a brain of your own.
00:16 Hey, Grandpa, why do you walk with a cane?
00:21 Well, when I was 25, I threw my back out carrying a lady in a rubber fish suit.
00:26 Good times.
00:29 Okay, everyone check that song off your movie stereotype bingo card.
00:34 Insta-cigar!
00:40 Tell me.
00:42 It's like if Tim Burton designed a Sesame Street character.
00:46 Sounds like Dreamweaver keeps trying to start.
00:51 I just closed my eyes again.
00:56 Hey, Macarena.
00:59 Okay, back to wrecking stuff.
01:01 Nick Fury's real origin story.
01:15 Woo!
01:17 (farting)
01:19 [BLANK_AUDIO]