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00:00 Our story begins in Quahog just before Christmas time.
00:08 The town was blanketed with snow, the trees were being trimmed, and everyone was making
00:13 up their Christmas lists.
00:27 Well, that's just not practical.
00:37 Spending a week in Mexico, with some black ice and some blow, is all I really want for
00:44 Christmas this year.
00:45 Ah, that sounds terrific.
00:47 How about you, kids?
00:48 I would like a pair of skates, then I'd go out skating, but I really don't know how to
00:55 skate.
00:56 Ha ha!
00:57 I want a Lexus all in pink, and a dad who doesn't drink.
01:01 Oh, and that reminds me, twelve kegs of beer.
01:05 All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer is all I really want this year.
01:13 Santa's got his work cut out for him.
01:15 Oh, we ain't even gotten started yet.
01:17 I want a tour the Spanish coast, lunch with Michael Landon's ghost, is all I really want
01:22 for Christmas this year.
01:25 Wait, what?
01:26 Forget it, keep going.
01:28 Jennifer Garner in my bed, softer voices in my head, is all I really want for Christmas
01:34 this year.
01:36 Yellow cake, uranium, never mind the reason, also chutes and ladders and a ball.
01:46 Ha ha ha!
01:47 Doesn't this seem like too much stuff?
01:49 Pull on you, it's not enough.
01:51 Buddy boy, I got your Christmas right here.
01:56 All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer is all I really want this year.
02:05 I'm just saying it seems a bit excessive.
02:07 Oh, get off your soapbox, Brian, it's Christmas.
02:10 And Christmas is about getting, everyone in town knows that.
02:13 Japanese girls with no restraint, just to choke me till I faint, is all I really want for
02:19 Christmas this year.
02:22 Ugh, yiggity.
02:24 Platinum plated silverware, just one day when kids don't stare, is all I really want for
02:30 Christmas this year.
02:33 Yeah!
02:34 If you put a Christmas tree in the public airport, I will go to court and sue your ass.
02:43 Happy holidays!
02:44 Wouldn't I love a Tinker Toy?
02:46 And a little drummer boy, he can either tap his drum or more rear.
02:52 All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer is all I really want this year.
03:00 I want a golden mustache comb.
03:06 And some spermicidal foam.
03:08 That's all I really want for Christmas this year.
03:12 I want a brand new pitching wedge.
03:17 I would like more lemon pledge.
03:19 That's all I really want for Christmas this year.
03:23 I just want a wedding ring from someone named Jeffrey.
03:30 I just want some colored Easter eggs.
03:33 I want a Blu-ray of the West.
03:36 We don't know what Christmas is.
03:38 We have something else called Gishkem Fluffneer.
03:43 All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer is all I really want this year.
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