Freezer Burn: The Invasion of Laxdale | movie | 2008 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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Transcript

00:00 (dramatic music)

00:02 - When an alien invasion threatens the earth

00:07 and the unexplained becomes the unthinkable.

00:12 When all hope is lost and mankind faces its darkest hour,

00:17 we can always count on one man.

00:22 - Let me get my pants.

00:25 - He's a hockey player?

00:27 - Was a hockey player.

00:29 Couldn't hit the side of his ham boning now.

00:31 - In a small dying prairie town.

00:35 - Gazcon guarantees full employment.

00:39 - Suddenly there is hope.

00:41 - Yeah, they're from Gazcon, multinational oil company.

00:44 - Dutch.

00:48 - But not everything is as it seems.

00:51 - Frigging aliens.

00:52 - If you wanna fight these guys, that's why I'm here.

00:58 - The very future of intelligent life as we know it

01:01 is at risk.

01:02 As powerful forces will stop at nothing

01:05 in their quest for world domination.

01:08 The final battle is at hand.

01:13 - What the (beep) is that?

01:21 - The threat is real.

01:23 The danger is imminent.

01:27 - Jesus.

01:28 - The heat is on.

01:29 Tom Green.

01:31 Crispin Glover.

01:35 Freezer Burn.

01:40 The invasion of Laxdale.

01:42 - Wow, I just went on a jet ski.

01:47 - It's awesome.

01:48 (upbeat music)

01:51 you