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00:00 (dramatic music)
00:02 - When an alien invasion threatens the earth
00:07 and the unexplained becomes the unthinkable.
00:12 When all hope is lost and mankind faces its darkest hour,
00:17 we can always count on one man.
00:22 - Let me get my pants.
00:25 - He's a hockey player?
00:27 - Was a hockey player.
00:29 Couldn't hit the side of his ham boning now.
00:31 - In a small dying prairie town.
00:35 - Gazcon guarantees full employment.
00:39 - Suddenly there is hope.
00:41 - Yeah, they're from Gazcon, multinational oil company.
00:44 - Dutch.
00:48 - But not everything is as it seems.
00:51 - Frigging aliens.
00:52 - If you wanna fight these guys, that's why I'm here.
00:58 - The very future of intelligent life as we know it
01:01 is at risk.
01:02 As powerful forces will stop at nothing
01:05 in their quest for world domination.
01:08 The final battle is at hand.
01:13 - What the (beep) is that?
01:21 - The threat is real.
01:23 The danger is imminent.
01:27 - Jesus.
01:28 - The heat is on.
01:29 Tom Green.
01:31 Crispin Glover.
01:35 Freezer Burn.
01:40 The invasion of Laxdale.
01:42 - Wow, I just went on a jet ski.
01:47 - It's awesome.
01:48 (upbeat music)
01:51 you