"Bringin' Back Christmas" performed by Ryan Reynolds and the cast of Spirited. Featuring new original music from Benj Pasek and Justin Paul, Spirited is now streaming on Apple TV+ https://apple.co/_Spirited
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00:00 Last week, over 300 million families took down their Christmas trees,
00:05 81% of which were fake plastic trees.
00:12 Real trees are trending downward.
00:14 Your sales continue slipping.
00:16 They destroyed your bottom lines with plastic pines in same-day shipping.
00:23 Well, you've got the better product.
00:25 But if you want to win, you've got to study human nature.
00:31 All those interested, lean in.
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00:37 People are one, two, lazy.
00:40 We only care about ourselves.
00:42 Your competition knows this, so their crap flies off the shelves.
00:46 But we're also two, desperate to feel good, smart, and right.
00:51 And that's what you have to harness.
00:54 If you want to win this fight, see what you're really selling is the way things
00:59 ought to be, so your pitch becomes compelling, selling more than just a tree.
01:05 It's a symbol of your values.
01:07 It's your ethics and your cause.
01:10 You can either be fake like the trees they make or take a stand for Santa Claus.
01:16 We're bringing back Christmas.
01:18 We're bringing back cheer.
01:21 We're bringing back cozy nights, those twinkly lights,
01:24 the glow of yesteryear.
01:25 Now it's some slight manipulation, but it's what we've got to do.
01:30 See, we need some confrontation, or your message won't get through.
01:35 We're bringing back decency.
01:39 We're bringing back Christmas.
01:41 And that means the piney scent of a real authentic tree.
01:46 They're literally eating out of his hand.
01:48 Oh, it would be simple to boost your market share.
01:53 We'd rebrand you as nostalgia.
01:55 Tell your customers that you care, but the world is what?
01:58 What?
01:59 Rival!
01:59 So if you want your sales to soar, it's not enough for folks to love you.
02:04 They've got to hate your rivals more.
02:06 As an expert, my advice is speed that hate, because hate is strong.
02:11 Folks will gladly pay your prices to prove those Christmas killers wrong.
02:15 Hm.
02:17 We're bringing back Christmas.
02:19 Love and joy that mean a lot.
02:21 We're bringing it back.
02:22 Give me some peace on earth.
02:24 A virgin birth, and grandpa getting sauce.
02:27 Every Facebook love-boomer wants to fight a culture war.
02:31 So tell your core consumer what the hell they're fighting for.
02:37 A fight for morality.
02:38 A fight for humanity.
02:40 We're bringing back Christmas.
02:42 And it's not coming back with some manufactured tree.
02:46 I want a complete breakdown on him.
02:47 I'm talking to a kid that uses fake cheese.
02:50 That's hottie hands, fry-carry jams, police na'vi dot, and the birth of our God.
02:55 Back in town with our families.
02:58 We're bringing back Christmas.
03:00 We're bringing back Christmas.
03:03 Plus a ton of cash from some good old-fashioned tree.
03:08 I want a complete breakdown on this kid.
03:10 I want a complete breakdown.
03:12 We're bringing back Christmas.
03:13 We're bringing back Christmas.
03:15 Ah!
03:18 That's our man.
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