In attempt to find a non-violent alternative for reducing Hell’s overpopulation, the daughter of Lucifer opens a rehab | dG1fVXF0VGZXYkpMaUk
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00:00 Well, hello there, you wayward sinner!
00:02 Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature?
00:05 Ugh, Daddy, I, uh...
00:09 Do you really expect me to memorize this whole script?
00:11 Of course you do! That's why you're in hell!
00:14 [screeching]
00:15 What would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that?
00:19 Welcome to the Has-Been Hotel!
00:21 Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!
00:25 So, what do you think?
00:28 I'm sorry, what the fuck was that?
00:30 Uh, yeah... One note.
00:32 This place is about second chances to convince heaven the people of hell can be redeemed.
00:39 Hi, mister!
00:40 Go fuck yourself!
00:41 Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind that you could taste it?
00:47 [laughing]
00:49 You're gonna help sinners?
00:50 Fucking hilarious!
00:51 [laughing]
00:52 It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut.
00:54 I just hope what I'm trying to do here will work.
00:57 Are you fucking high?
00:58 Here, hold this.
00:59 Ah! Oh my god! Oh my god!
01:01 For the first time in my life...
01:03 Holy shit, why?!
01:05 ...I'm ready for this, ready to be the...
01:07 We got 24 hours before the extermination begins. Let's get to work.
01:11 And although I kind of feel unsteady, now I need to be ready for this.
01:16 They're gonna fucking die! They're... They're gonna die!
01:19 For the first time in our lives, we know that we are ready for this!
01:24 While shadows have an eye, they won't forget!
01:26 It is time to save the day!
01:28 It is time to lend a hand!
01:30 Against the angels and their deadly threat!
01:33 We cannot take it anymore!
01:34 The time has come to go to war!
01:36 Prepare to fight, we're ready at all!
01:41 It's time I remind everyone why I'm here.
01:45 I really hope that I'm ready for this.
01:53 I'm a bad man who never got enough hugs.
01:57 Where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?
02:00 Who wrote this?
02:01 It's great, right?
02:03 Keep going.
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