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00:00:00 [Sounds of a plane taking off]
00:00:10 [Music]
00:00:20 [Sounds of a plane taking off]
00:00:30 [Music]
00:00:40 [Music]
00:00:50 The sun is gone and I'm all alone
00:00:57 I listen to my radio
00:01:00 It's playing songs that remind me of a kiss in the dark
00:01:08 [Music]
00:01:12 I wake up lonely in my sticky sweat
00:01:16 The light and not a cigarette
00:01:20 It's time to break the spell
00:01:24 Don't hesitate, tell me
00:01:29 Will you still want me
00:01:33 When tomorrow comes
00:01:37 [Music]
00:01:39 Will you still hold me
00:01:42 [Music]
00:01:46 [Sigh]
00:01:49 [Music]
00:01:56 Now
00:01:58 [Music]
00:02:01 My family doesn't need me
00:02:06 We can run away together, you and I
00:02:08 My family doesn't need me
00:02:11 We can run away together, you and I
00:02:14 I can give you the moon and all the stars, baby
00:02:19 Sounds like a promise he won't keep
00:02:22 Hey, Ben
00:02:26 [Music]
00:02:29 [Sigh]
00:02:31 I can see that you're ready
00:02:35 I am
00:02:37 And?
00:02:39 And what?
00:02:41 Do you like how I look?
00:02:44 You look great, you look great
00:02:48 I'm almost finished with the second act, I'm really close
00:02:52 Can we just be a little late?
00:02:55 [Music]
00:03:01 No, we can't just be a little late
00:03:04 [Music]
00:03:08 You know what, just do what you want
00:03:11 I don't even care
00:03:13 [Footsteps]
00:03:15 Penn
00:03:17 Penny
00:03:19 No
00:03:21 Penelope
00:03:23 [Music]
00:03:27 Can you at least turn that music down?
00:03:30 Please?
00:03:33 [Music]
00:03:35 No
00:03:37 [Water pouring]
00:03:40 [Music]
00:03:50 I told you I was almost ready
00:03:53 And we're still in time for the show
00:03:57 You see?
00:04:03 There's no need to get your panties all in a bunch
00:04:06 I'll be worse, we're supposed to actually get out and do something fun tonight
00:04:13 That's what you promised
00:04:15 Doing this is fun, isn't it?
00:04:19 I didn't drop the kids off for this
00:04:23 Can we get going?
00:04:29 Okay, okay, I know you don't want to be late
00:04:32 Don't worry
00:04:34 There's more where that came from later
00:04:39 Can't wait
00:04:41 Let's go
00:04:43 [Footsteps]
00:04:45 [Sighs]
00:04:47 [Door opens]
00:04:49 [Water pouring]
00:04:53 Can't we change that light out with a more dim light? It's so ugly
00:04:59 I don't know
00:05:00 Aren't men supposed to do these things?
00:05:03 Are you a man, Albie?
00:05:05 You know I'm a man
00:05:07 I'm the man
00:05:09 [Door slams]
00:05:11 [Music]
00:05:20 How long do you think he's had those paint swatches up on his house?
00:05:24 I don't know
00:05:27 Does he matter?
00:05:28 Just wondering if he's ever going to paint the damn thing
00:05:31 Well, I don't know if you realize, but we actually have a lot of paint work to do on our own house, so
00:05:36 Well, we just moved in
00:05:39 You'd think he'd try to do a little bit better
00:05:43 Well, we can't all write award winning films like you, Al
00:05:48 It's a shame
00:05:56 Hey you two
00:05:57 Jeez, hey Mark
00:05:59 Hi
00:06:01 How are you enjoying your new home?
00:06:03 Oh, yeah, we love it
00:06:05 It's great
00:06:07 We were just discussing how pleasant it is to have you as our neighbor
00:06:13 Wonderful
00:06:15 It's so nice to have you as my new neighbors
00:06:18 Oh, well we just love being your neighbors
00:06:22 [Laughs]
00:06:25 Ever since Mary passed
00:06:27 Well, it's just nice to have life next door
00:06:37 It's just nice to be alive
00:06:42 Well, we don't want to be late for the opera
00:06:50 We'll see you soon
00:06:53 Okay, bye-bye
00:06:54 Help me
00:07:01 Do you think he heard what you said?
00:07:07 I don't know, he's such a freaking weirdo
00:07:10 Oh my god, he's still waving
00:07:13 Jeez
00:07:15 [Dogs barking]
00:07:18 [Car engine]
00:07:20 [Dogs barking]
00:07:25 [Dogs barking]
00:07:42 [Dogs barking]
00:08:10 Longest party line ever or what?
00:08:12 I was on the phone with my mom through her information
00:08:15 Oh yeah? What makes you so happy about that?
00:08:18 She said we can just pick the kids up in the morning if you want
00:08:22 Slap, I must be dreaming
00:08:25 You are not
00:08:27 That means no little brats climbing into our bed in the middle of the night?
00:08:32 Little brats that you love
00:08:35 [Car engine]
00:08:37 Wait, so...
00:08:44 What could we possibly do with the house all to ourselves for the rest of the night?
00:08:49 Well, I was thinking maybe we could have a couple drinks
00:08:55 And then you could finish what you started in the dining room earlier
00:08:59 Who are you and what have you done with my wife?
00:09:04 I can just call my mom and tell her we got the kids
00:09:06 No, no, no, no, no, I like the other idea better
00:09:09 Well let's go, giddy up cowboy
00:09:11 I'm kidding, I'm kidding
00:09:13 [Car engine]
00:09:16 And you better make it good
00:09:19 You know I will
00:09:22 [Dogs barking]
00:09:28 [Car engine]
00:09:31 [Car horn]
00:09:33 Good old Hollywood
00:09:36 I love spinning my days, staring at brake lights
00:09:41 Living the dream
00:09:44 Well hey, at least you're looking at the bright side
00:09:49 Oh really, couldn't detect the hint of sarcasm then
00:09:53 No, like you're actually looking at the bright side
00:09:59 [Music]
00:10:01 Brake lights, bright side
00:10:04 Thank you, I'll be here all week
00:10:10 It was three years ago
00:10:21 Are you writing out love again?
00:10:27 The word you were talking about earlier
00:10:29 There hasn't really been anything successful since
00:10:35 Who knows what's going to happen with the agency if this one doesn't land
00:10:40 We might as well just pack up and move back to Idaho now
00:10:46 And what, take over your dad's garage when he retires?
00:10:50 Yeah, with all of my mechanic skills
00:10:54 You're going to be just fine, besides you can't give up
00:10:57 We still have to fulfill our dream of you writing and re-starring in an Oscar winning film together
00:11:02 That's still a dream, huh?
00:11:06 Why not? I'm not going to be a stay-at-home mom forever
00:11:11 Don't worry, I know you
00:11:23 Some weird little thing is going to happen to you tonight
00:11:25 And then you're going to get this big idea and it's going to be like the best thing ever in your script
00:11:30 Oh, I'm waiting with open arms for that weird little thing
00:11:51 (car honking)
00:11:53 What are you thinking about?
00:12:04 Do you think we should just...
00:12:08 Holy shit!
00:12:10 Oh my god! Pull over!
00:12:12 Okay, okay, I am
00:12:14 (thunder)
00:12:16 I don't think you have it on all the way again
00:12:33 Look, I got it okay
00:12:36 (car honking)
00:12:38 Here, just let me help
00:12:46 I said I got it okay!
00:12:48 Why are you always hovering over me?
00:12:51 Because I've been standing here for an hour watching you try to do something that anyone can do in 20 minutes
00:12:57 (car honking)
00:12:59 You know everything, you do it then
00:13:02 (car honking)
00:13:04 There
00:13:21 You gotta be kidding me
00:13:31 (car honking)
00:13:34 (music)
00:13:37 (music)
00:13:39 (music)
00:14:07 We were here earlier
00:14:09 I know
00:14:12 I feel like we've been here for the past year
00:14:15 That's what tonight was supposed to fix though, right?
00:14:21 No, I mean me and the kids
00:14:26 We came here earlier
00:14:35 They wanted to play after Emma's recital
00:14:37 Shit, her ballet recital was today
00:14:44 It was
00:14:49 I don't know how I keep letting this happen
00:14:52 Well, if you'd answered the phone after the three times I called you I could have reminded you
00:14:58 Again
00:15:01 (music)
00:15:03 I want to do better
00:15:08 For us
00:15:12 You should have seen her
00:15:19 She was so beautiful
00:15:23 I should have
00:15:30 I'm sorry
00:15:31 We can't catch a break, can we?
00:15:39 What were you gonna say earlier?
00:15:49 What?
00:15:53 Right before the tire popped you were gonna say something
00:15:57 (music)
00:15:59 Doesn't matter
00:16:02 We should get going though
00:16:06 Yeah, you're right
00:16:09 (music)
00:16:12 (music)
00:16:14 I don't suppose you're still in the mood?
00:16:36 For a bath in bed?
00:16:38 Oh yeah, I am
00:16:40 Can I at least help you with your bath?
00:16:42 You next to me?
00:16:44 Yeah
00:16:46 Hi!
00:16:49 Can I help you folks?
00:16:51 Jiminy, you folks sure look like you could use some help
00:16:56 Honey!
00:16:57 Uh, no, can we help you? You're in our house
00:16:59 Hey, what the hell are you doing? Get out!
00:17:01 Yes, honey
00:17:02 Honey, these folks seem like they could use our help
00:17:07 And they seem a bit confused
00:17:09 No, we're not confused. You're in our house and we want you out now
00:17:12 Hold on now, hold on
00:17:16 I'm sure we can get all of this settled
00:17:19 You just need to calm down a bit
00:17:21 Now, why don't you come in and we can talk about this
00:17:29 Yeah, come on in
00:17:31 Just a bit too much to drink tonight
00:17:33 Can we get you a glass of water or something?
00:17:35 No, no, we don't need your help
00:17:37 We need you out of our house right now
00:17:39 Or else you and I are going to have major problems
00:17:43 Albie, hold on a minute
00:17:45 Honey, do you think maybe we should call this in?
00:17:47 Listen, partner
00:17:49 I'm sure we can settle this
00:17:51 You just need to help us
00:17:52 Why don't you come in and we can talk about it
00:17:55 I'm not your partner, asshole!
00:17:57 Albie!
00:17:58 I really do think it's time to call this in
00:18:06 What is going on out here?
00:18:08 There's people in our house
00:18:10 Mark
00:18:13 Mark!
00:18:16 That's it, I'm calling the cops
00:18:20 I'll be my guest, partner, if it makes you feel better
00:18:24 Hi, yes
00:18:30 There are people in our house and they won't leave
00:18:33 Yes
00:18:35 No, not really
00:18:37 Nothing physical
00:18:40 Yes, 2210 Lincoln
00:18:45 Hold!
00:18:48 How about you just send a unit down here?
00:18:51 Okay, okay, just hurry
00:18:55 Yes?
00:19:03 No, everything's under control
00:19:06 Thanks
00:19:10 Yes?
00:19:16 What?
00:19:18 Yes, you will!
00:19:20 We need these people out of our house and...
00:19:22 Hey!
00:19:23 Hello!
00:19:24 What?
00:19:25 What happened? What did they say?
00:19:27 I don't know what's going on
00:19:29 But if you think you can just...
00:19:30 Honey
00:19:31 Don't move
00:19:32 Albie
00:19:33 Honey
00:19:34 Both of you
00:19:35 I can't have you assaulting me again
00:19:38 I don't think your cops are coming tonight
00:19:43 So why don't you come in and we can work this whole thing out
00:19:49 Albie, please, don't do anything stupid
00:19:53 I'd listen to her, she's making a lot of sense
00:19:56 What the hell do you people want?
00:20:01 We just want to work this out
00:20:03 You won't get away with this
00:20:06 Okay
00:20:08 [Suspense music]
00:20:36 Seriously? What the hell was that?
00:20:39 I don't know, I've never had a gun pointed at me before
00:20:43 Okay
00:20:45 Yeah, I um...
00:20:48 What the hell was up with Mark? That asshole acted like he'd never seen me before
00:20:52 So weird, maybe he heard you talking about him earlier
00:20:55 Really? He got that butt hurt over that?
00:20:59 I'm just gonna call again, maybe I'll get someone else
00:21:05 Guys, don't, look what happened earlier
00:21:08 I'm gonna try
00:21:10 Hi, earlier there were people in our house and I think they're still there, we just wanna...
00:21:19 2210 East Link
00:21:22 Hello?
00:21:24 No
00:21:26 Hello?
00:21:34 I can hear you
00:21:36 Shit!
00:21:38 Look, let's just try to calm down and we can figure something out, okay?
00:21:42 How can I?
00:21:44 Just try
00:21:46 I'm trying
00:21:48 Seriously though, what are we gonna do?
00:21:53 Okay, look, there's at least one neighbor that we know we can rely on
00:22:01 One neighbor you can rely on?
00:22:04 It's like 11 o'clock, she's not even gonna want us there anyway
00:22:07 She said it herself, come over and hang out whenever you want now that we live in the same neighborhood
00:22:11 I'm positive, that invite wasn't for me
00:22:15 Okay, well I think she's gonna understand given the current circumstance
00:22:19 Abby, come on, it's too late, I don't wanna be out here like this right now
00:22:23 Fine, I'll go
00:22:27 I'm not gonna be like this right now
00:22:30 Fine, but one stupid comment from her and I'm out of here
00:22:32 Fine, fine
00:22:34 Fine
00:22:35 Just see how it goes
00:22:38 [Car engine starts]
00:22:40 Okay, thanks so much, bye
00:23:06 The witch is still accepting victims at this hour?
00:23:09 Would you stop it? She's coming to the door right now, don't screw this up
00:23:13 What? You can't tell me that's not weird that she's up right now, let alone coming to the door
00:23:18 Shh, come on
00:23:20 Okay, maybe just a little
00:23:22 Penny, did you finally remember that we're neighbors? Come on in
00:23:29 We've only been here two weeks, Kimmy
00:23:34 Two weeks is too long for not visiting your sister
00:23:37 Abby, it is very nice to see you
00:23:49 It's nice to see you too
00:23:57 You were just saying how surprised we are that
00:24:00 Surprised and thankful we are that you are up and so gracious to let us in
00:24:06 Oh, I suppose I like to stay up a little later these days
00:24:11 Well, tell me all about your problem, I love a good drama
00:24:20 I'll get the drinks
00:24:22 Thanks Kimmy, you're the best
00:24:24 Don't mention it
00:24:28 So, rather than watching Abby get shot in the head
00:24:32 I thought it best that we get out of this situation as quickly as possible
00:24:36 Long story short, I thought we could come here, figure it out, and maybe, uh
00:24:44 Maybe stay the night
00:24:48 And what do you intend to do after that?
00:24:51 Well, I thought we could go to the city in the morning
00:24:57 And maybe talk to someone who isn't in on whatever the hell is going on over there
00:25:01 Go to the city, you say?
00:25:04 Yeah
00:25:05 So what do you say? Can we stay?
00:25:09 Hmm
00:25:12 [Music]
00:25:23 I think
00:25:25 No
00:25:27 Come on Kimmy, it's just for one night
00:25:31 I don't say it out of meanness, I say it in order to help you both
00:25:35 Truly
00:25:37 Truly
00:25:39 Well, if you really wanted to help us, you'd let us stay
00:25:42 Please
00:25:44 Think about it, what could these people possibly want with your house?
00:25:48 They'd have to know that you'd come back with evidence of owning the property
00:25:51 And that they'd end up in jail
00:25:53 It's obvious
00:25:55 They don't want your house, they want something inside of it
00:25:59 They take it and then BAM!
00:26:01 They're gone to Mexico
00:26:06 Can you think of anything they might be after?
00:26:10 Something valuable?
00:26:14 I don't know, maybe a few pieces of jewelry?
00:26:19 Are you sure?
00:26:20 Yeah, pretty sure
00:26:23 Well either way, I think you should go back and find out
00:26:26 There's only one way to beat a crooked cop, and that's with evidence
00:26:30 And how are we supposed to get evidence?
00:26:33 Easy, hide away somewhere and video them
00:26:36 We shouldn't go back over there tonight, it'll just result in another dangerous confrontation
00:26:40 If they end up finding you, just play the desperate card
00:26:43 Tell them that you'll give them whatever it is that they want
00:26:45 Just be sure you're recording the conversation
00:26:48 Then all the power is yours
00:26:50 I like it
00:26:51 I don't know
00:26:53 You'll have to be very convincing
00:26:55 Use those amazing acting skills of yours
00:26:58 Afterwards you'll have everything you need to press heavy charges
00:27:02 I'm in, let's go Penny
00:27:05 Otherwise who knows what they're getting away with over there
00:27:09 She's right, it may already be too late
00:27:12 Come on, let's go
00:27:15 No communication or even coming into contact with them until we have evidence of them stealing
00:27:23 Alright, let's go
00:27:25 Let me know how it goes
00:27:31 Okay
00:27:33 You know, I don't care what they say about you
00:27:45 I've always known you have a great head on your shoulders
00:27:49 Remember, play the desperate card
00:27:58 Yeah
00:28:00 Thank you
00:28:29 What do you suppose has gotten into her?
00:28:32 I don't know
00:28:38 Maybe she's been lonely since the divorce
00:28:42 Yeah, maybe you're right
00:28:49 Good call on going to her house
00:28:52 I think it was a good chance to clear our heads and make a strong decision
00:28:59 Yeah
00:29:01 So, what's the plan?
00:29:09 What's the plan?
00:29:22 Why are you asking me? You're so eager, you tell me what the plan is
00:29:28 Okay, so you said we should make sure to stay out of sight until we get evidence of them stealing, right?
00:29:34 Yes
00:29:36 So then we'll need to sneak up on them
00:29:40 Genius, we're saved
00:29:43 You're not helping
00:29:44 Okay, please continue
00:29:46 So the solution is simple
00:29:48 We go through the backyard and then straight in the back door
00:29:52 It'll for sure work
00:29:54 We'll totally be able to sneak up on those assholes
00:29:58 It's perfect, right?
00:30:00 I don't like it
00:30:02 You want us to go inside the house while those weirdos are in there?
00:30:06 Can't we just wait outside, catch them while they're walking out with whatever it is they're gonna take?
00:30:11 No, we can't wait outside
00:30:14 We need to get close, take action, it's our house, our stuff
00:30:18 It's impossible to try to get through to you
00:30:20 None of that matters if you're shot dead
00:30:23 He's a cop, you really think he'll shoot us?
00:30:27 I don't think so
00:30:28 You know what happens to cops in prison?
00:30:32 Excuse me for not being convinced that a criminal cop won't shoot us
00:30:38 You really don't want to go back?
00:30:41 Right now I don't
00:30:43 Do you realize what's most likely happening to our home and everything in it right now?
00:30:48 I do, but the fight isn't worth what might happen
00:30:55 You don't even care
00:30:58 It wasn't you who bought the house and everything in it
00:31:06 You know what?
00:31:09 When we get there just do whatever you want
00:31:12 I won't be a part of it
00:31:14 I'm going to go to jail for all I care
00:31:21 Okay, sorry
00:31:24 This isn't helping at all right now
00:31:26 No, it's not
00:31:28 How's this?
00:31:31 We try my plan and if for some reason it doesn't work we can play the desperate card like Kim suggested
00:31:39 It'll be perfect, what do you say?
00:31:41 Fine, but if at any moment I feel like we need to leave, we're leaving, no questions asked
00:31:49 It's gonna work
00:31:52 Just get it over with
00:31:55 [Music]
00:32:13 You ready?
00:32:15 I guess so
00:32:17 Hey, don't worry so much, you'll be fine
00:32:21 We're gonna do this, let's go
00:32:24 Okay
00:32:27 Looks clear, let's go
00:32:30 [Music]
00:32:55 Stop, stop
00:33:00 [Music]
00:33:23 This way
00:33:26 [Music]
00:33:37 What are we doing back here?
00:33:40 Go over the wall, they'll never see us coming this way
00:33:42 Whatever
00:33:44 Okay, who goes first?
00:33:47 This is your idea, you're going first
00:33:50 Okay, but how can I help you over if I go over first?
00:33:54 I can get over myself, thanks
00:33:57 Okay, it's settled, I'll go over first
00:33:59 Stop stalling
00:34:00 I'm not stalling
00:34:02 [Music]
00:34:16 I'm helping you down, okay, I'm just gonna help you down
00:34:21 [Chicken clucking]
00:34:24 You just had to have these stupid chickens
00:34:26 [Chicken clucking]
00:34:29 And those stupid things, just get us over here
00:34:32 Just keep going, come on
00:34:35 Come on
00:34:38 [Music]
00:34:54 You get your fire pit and I get my chicken coop
00:34:57 Don't be mad at me because your project is still just a pile of old bricks
00:35:02 Try digging out a fire pit on top of working ten hour days
00:35:06 You try building a chicken coop with two small children hanging on you all day
00:35:11 [Music]
00:35:15 The coast is clear, it's a mop
00:35:18 [Music]
00:35:28 Wait here
00:35:29 What?
00:35:30 Wait here
00:35:31 Okay
00:35:32 Hey
00:35:34 Hey
00:35:36 [Music]
00:35:53 Albie, what are you doing?
00:35:55 [Music]
00:36:00 Albie
00:36:02 [Music]
00:36:20 What are you doing?
00:36:22 Why do you have that?
00:36:24 Just in case
00:36:26 [Music]
00:36:39 She was right, time to catch them
00:36:42 Let's go
00:36:44 Okay
00:36:45 Yeah, but you're not taking them in there
00:36:47 But it's for
00:36:48 Albie, leave it
00:36:50 It's okay
00:36:51 Leave it
00:36:53 Fine
00:36:55 I'm going
00:36:57 [Music]
00:37:21 Shh, it was the woman, she didn't see me
00:37:25 I think they're in the bedroom, they're probably going for the drawer
00:37:27 I'm still recording, not as good a time as any right now
00:37:31 [Music]
00:37:36 What was that?
00:37:37 I don't know
00:37:39 Maybe they're breaking into your safe
00:37:41 [Music]
00:37:48 Shit
00:37:51 [Music]
00:37:56 Hey partner
00:37:58 You look like you could use a drink
00:38:01 [Glass breaking]
00:38:04 [Music]
00:38:11 [Music]
00:38:21 [Growling]
00:38:24 [Music]
00:38:27 [Growling]
00:38:30 [Music]
00:38:41 [Growling]
00:38:44 [Music]
00:38:55 Help
00:38:57 [Music]
00:39:03 Don't struggle, you won't break free
00:39:06 Any attempt to do so will be futile
00:39:09 Help me
00:39:11 Help me
00:39:13 You can continue to scream, no one can hear you down here
00:39:18 And it's highly unlikely anyone in close proximity will be willing to assist you
00:39:24 Let me go, we'll give you whatever you want
00:39:27 You can have your freedom, as soon as we find what we're looking for
00:39:32 Now, does the male have the only access to the collective intelligence?
00:39:37 Just ask for whatever it is you want, just leave us alone
00:39:42 Answer the question and you'll be set free
00:39:45 The question? I don't know what the question is
00:39:50 The collective intelligence
00:39:53 I don't know what you're talking about
00:39:57 Come now, you're not the first laborers we've intercepted
00:40:04 What is the primary method for communicating directives within the central intelligence network?
00:40:12 Spies
00:40:14 We have the wrong people, we're not spies
00:40:18 Do not attempt to deceive us, we will not be easily misled
00:40:23 I swear you have the wrong people
00:40:28 If you do not want to cooperate, you will suffer until you are willing to do so
00:40:35 [Music]
00:41:01 When the pain subsides, we can start again
00:41:06 Please
00:41:09 The suffering will end if you tell me what I want to know
00:41:15 I want help, please
00:41:19 There, now that's progress
00:41:21 Is the access point here in this room?
00:41:25 How is the connection established?
00:41:28 I don't know
00:41:32 [Music]
00:41:53 Please stop
00:41:57 I don't know what you want
00:42:00 I can't help you, please
00:42:05 We'll see
00:42:07 [Music]
00:42:26 [Music]
00:42:39 Hey, you're looking pretty messy there, partner
00:42:43 Let me help you
00:42:46 We're going to need to calm down before we can get anywhere productive
00:42:52 I'm sorry about the blunt force earlier, it's just you so love to stand in the way of what's best for you
00:42:59 And we wanted to put all that behind us as fast as we could
00:43:05 You really need to calm yourself if we're going to proceed with this inquiry
00:43:11 Okay then
00:43:14 [Music]
00:43:26 There, you're starting to calm now
00:43:31 Let's begin
00:43:33 [Music]
00:43:42 Now we can begin
00:43:48 You son of a bitch
00:43:51 I'll kill you
00:43:54 Kill?
00:43:56 Me?
00:43:58 Hmm
00:44:02 If you're saying what I think you're saying, that's an interesting notion
00:44:09 Considering the position you're in
00:44:14 You're not going to get away with this, I bet someone's looking for you right now
00:44:18 When they get you, I'm going to be there to watch you burn
00:44:22 I don't believe you're going to be around long enough to watch much of anything
00:44:27 And nobody's coming for us
00:44:31 We don't even exist
00:44:37 Now let's begin
00:44:39 Screw you
00:44:43 Another interesting notion, and a surprising proposal coming from you
00:44:48 No, I don't think I will
00:44:53 You should just kill me now
00:44:55 Once I get out of this, I'm seriously going to rip you apart
00:45:01 Why would I want to kill you?
00:45:06 I haven't gotten any information from you yet
00:45:09 Information?
00:45:11 You're not getting shit from me
00:45:13 I believe I will, with a little persuasion
00:45:17 Now, I want you to tell me how you access the collective intelligence
00:45:24 [Grunting]
00:45:28 This could all be so quick and simple, and then I could let you free
00:45:36 Let's make a deal, you and I
00:45:38 You tell me what I want to know, and in return, I will grant you whatever your heart desires
00:45:46 I don't want anything from you, asshole
00:45:50 But, you're a failure
00:45:54 Everything in your life is a failure
00:46:00 I could free you from that failure
00:46:03 You don't know me
00:46:08 Your union with your wife is in its last days
00:46:14 Maybe I should offer her a deal
00:46:17 I'm certain I could please her in ways that you never could
00:46:22 She wouldn't need you anymore, you'd be discarded, and she could live her life with all the pleasures of her heart
00:46:29 I swear to God, if you touch her at all, I will fucking kill you
00:46:35 Again, I've failed to communicate that you are in no position to make demands or threats
00:46:42 I need to work on my communication skills
00:46:45 [Grunting]
00:47:00 [Groaning]
00:47:06 [Groaning]
00:47:17 You resort to aggression so quickly, but aggression never seems to go very far with you
00:47:24 [Beeping]
00:47:36 [Suspenseful music]
00:48:05 [Gunshots]
00:48:07 [Suspenseful music]
00:48:24 [Suspenseful music]
00:48:42 Hello there, friend
00:48:49 I think you and I are going to have a much more productive time than I had with your man
00:48:59 Yes, very productive indeed
00:49:04 Please don't
00:49:09 Albie!
00:49:12 Calm down
00:49:14 Calm down
00:49:18 You want this to be as pleasurable as it can be, don't you?
00:49:22 You don't want to go back to the methods my colleague was using, do you?
00:49:31 There
00:49:39 We're not who you think we are
00:49:47 We just moved in
00:49:49 You're probably mixing us up with whoever it was who lived here before us
00:49:54 No, that's definitely not the case
00:49:58 But how can you be sure?
00:50:03 I know, because we're the ones who were here before you
00:50:07 We've been here a very long time
00:50:12 Please just let me go
00:50:14 I can't help you with whatever it is you want
00:50:19 I promise we'll just leave
00:50:22 No, we can't be doing that, can we?
00:50:31 Tell me what you want me to do to you
00:50:34 We're just...
00:50:54 Nothing?
00:50:58 Pity
00:51:22 You gonna try to kill me too?
00:51:24 That depends
00:51:25 Are you going to be cooperative?
00:51:28 You should have just let him finish the job
00:51:30 I'm aware you can be very stubborn
00:51:32 I can be very persuasive
00:51:40 Good for you
00:51:41 Are you going to be cooperative?
00:51:43 Depends
00:51:45 Are you and your weird little friend going to crawl into a hole somewhere and die?
00:51:54 To answer your question, I don't think we will
00:52:09 I don't think we will
00:52:25 Tell me, how do we access the collective intelligence?
00:52:36 You can do whatever you want, as long as you tell me what I need to know
00:52:40 I don't know what you want
00:52:42 Maybe we can loosen you up a bit
00:52:44 And then something will come to you
00:52:50 What are you doing? Get off of me!
00:52:53 Get off of me!
00:52:55 Confirm for me, is the access point here in this house?
00:52:59 Confirm, the collective has not yet achieved telepathic ability, correct?
00:53:04 My wife, where is my wife? Where is Penny?
00:53:07 There is no need to concern yourself with her right now
00:53:09 Besides, what she doesn't know won't hurt her
00:53:12 That is how the saying goes, correct?
00:53:17 I can make you squeal, so you might as well just tell me what I need to know
00:53:22 Will you just stop? Just stop!
00:53:25 I haven't had children, I know that's what you prefer
00:53:32 That's not true
00:53:33 Then what is true?
00:53:36 [Growling]
00:53:44 [Music]
00:53:52 Hmm
00:53:54 [Music]
00:54:22 [Music]
00:54:35 [Growling]
00:54:46 [Music]
00:55:08 [Growling]
00:55:12 [Music]
00:55:24 [Glass Breaking]
00:55:26 [Music]
00:55:42 [Knocking]
00:55:44 Hello down there!
00:55:47 I was hoping we could have a talk, you and I
00:55:50 Now, between you and me, we both know that things aren't going that well for Mr. Albie
00:55:58 What do you mean?
00:55:59 Well, he's been a little stressed out about his status in his current occupation, you know?
00:56:07 And if that status were to continue to drop in his position the way it has been
00:56:13 Well, you all could lose your standard of living
00:56:18 No more nice things
00:56:21 Jewelry, nice dresses, no more
00:56:26 But, we can help
00:56:30 We can see to it that you don't need Albie's employment to maintain your lifestyle
00:56:36 We can see to it that you can stand on your own
00:56:41 You can go back to that entertainment work you're so good at
00:56:46 And we can see to it that you are offered all the most desirable opportunities your industry has to offer
00:56:54 The nice things stay, and more to come
00:56:59 And all you have to do is help us
00:57:05 Tell me, where is your access point to the collective intelligence?
00:57:13 Well...
00:57:16 Hi Albie
00:57:33 After some deliberation, we've decided we want to help you
00:57:37 Help me?
00:57:39 Yes, we know that your recent entertainment endeavors have been less than successful
00:57:44 We also know that it is not your skills or expertise that are holding you back
00:57:49 No, it is those in power in your industry
00:57:52 That's where me and my colleagues come in
00:57:54 We are very well connected, you see, and we can make things happen
00:57:59 We control a great many things, Mr. Albie Jones
00:58:03 Where is your access point for the collective intelligence?
00:58:11 Oh, you're bleeding
00:58:16 No, it's just from my head earlier
00:58:19 No, it seems to be coming from your arm
00:58:21 No, I'm fine, I'm fine
00:58:23 Turn and let me see so I can render a...
00:58:25 Seriously, I'm fine
00:58:27 No, you seem to have cut yourself on this broken glass
00:58:32 Think about it, your name will be known around the world
00:58:40 You could have fame, fortune, anything you've ever dreamed of
00:58:46 You could have anything or anyone you could ever want
00:58:51 You could have a woman who appreciates you and everything you are
00:58:56 So all I have to do is tell you where the intelligence access is
00:59:00 And then you'll make me successful and you and I will, um, you know, have some fun
00:59:07 If that's what you would like
00:59:10 Deal
00:59:12 I knew you'd be reasonable
00:59:14 Yeah, you know, normally when I do this type of thing, I like to start untied
00:59:22 No, you will tell me how to access the collective intelligence and then we'll continue with the rest of our deal
00:59:28 Fine, I'll tell you where to find the access point
00:59:33 You have to go and get the device and I can tell you how to operate it
00:59:39 Where's the device?
00:59:43 Outside, by the driveway next to the house
00:59:47 You'll see a large metal enclosure, move outside of the enclosure and look in there
00:59:55 You'll find what you're looking for
00:59:57 In your air control unit?
00:59:59 Yes
01:00:00 We've never seen you access this unit in our rigorous observation of your family
01:00:05 I assure you, it's there
01:00:09 [Music]
01:00:37 [Music]
01:01:02 I'm sorry, I swear, if this is actually okay, I'm sorry
01:01:12 Please, I'm sorry
01:01:15 Oh, no apologies are necessary, it was entirely my oversight
01:01:21 I'll just need to make certain it can never happen again
01:01:25 [Glass shattering]
01:01:29 You can use a drink, partner
01:01:34 Help me, are you okay?
01:01:39 Are you? Did he hurt you?
01:01:42 He didn't, but he...
01:01:43 But he what?
01:01:45 It doesn't matter, I'm just glad you're okay
01:01:48 Where's the woman?
01:01:49 She's probably outside, if they see you and I looking for whatever the hell it is they're looking for
01:01:53 What? Never mind, we have to get out of here right now
01:01:58 Before this asshole gets what's coming to him
01:02:01 What?
01:02:02 You heard me, he tried to kill me
01:02:06 Albie, stop
01:02:11 Albie, wait
01:02:14 Albie
01:02:15 What?
01:02:17 Don't do this
01:02:23 For once in your life, listen
01:02:26 Stop
01:02:30 No, you stop
01:02:32 You just stand back and do nothing, like usual
01:02:36 What?
01:02:38 Can't you see we should have just stayed at Kimmy's?
01:02:41 None of this would have happened if you had just listened
01:02:44 They would have taken whatever it was that they wanted and left, but you don't ever listen, do you?
01:02:50 Let's go
01:02:51 Someone's got to put an end to this situation
01:02:58 You're always holding me back
01:03:01 Not anymore
01:03:05 You know what?
01:03:07 Do whatever you want, I won't be a part of it
01:03:10 First thing you've said in years that's made me happy
01:03:20 You should get a lawyer
01:03:23 Yeah, hardly, they're the ones who attacked us in our own home
01:03:27 No, I don't need for them, Albie
01:03:30 We put this up for too long
01:03:37 Fine, you think that upsets me or something?
01:03:40 I have bigger concerns right now
01:03:45 You are a pathetic human being
01:03:50 I wasted my life on you
01:03:52 Wasted your life?
01:03:54 You have no life
01:03:56 You're just dead weight leeching off of mine
01:04:13 I'm going in the bedroom and locking the door, don't try to come in
01:04:20 I don't give a shit what you do
01:04:49 I'm going in the bedroom and locking the door, don't try to come in
01:04:51 [Gun cocks]
01:04:53 [Gun cocks]
01:04:57 [Gun cocks]
01:05:09 [Gun cocks]
01:05:19 [Gun cocks]
01:05:29 [Gun cocks]
01:05:39 [Gun cocks]
01:05:49 [Gun cocks]
01:05:59 [Gun cocks]
01:06:09 [Gun cocks]
01:06:19 [Gun cocks]
01:06:37 Self defense
01:06:43 Don't worry
01:06:46 I don't even exist
01:06:52 I'll find a nice spot next to him if that crazy bitch ever comes back
01:07:21 [Gun cocks]
01:07:42 Albie?
01:07:52 Albie?
01:08:02 Albie?
01:08:08 Don't waste your breath
01:08:10 Albie come here right now
01:08:12 I said don't waste your breath
01:08:13 She's back
01:08:20 They're all back
01:08:28 What?
01:08:49 You came back to end up like your friend?
01:08:53 Kimmy this is the woman we were talking about earlier, Mark you were here-
01:08:56 Sit down
01:08:59 What?
01:09:02 Wait a minute we're not doing anything-
01:09:03 If you don't sit down now my associate here will use her interrogation methods on you again
01:09:08 Perhaps she can ramp up the intensity this time
01:09:13 Your associate?
01:09:15 Yes, my associate
01:09:18 I hate both of you
01:09:33 I'm sorry
01:10:02 Kimmy what is this?
01:10:04 There is no Kimmy anymore
01:10:07 What are you talking about?
01:10:12 Here he comes
01:10:13 Here who comes?
01:10:14 Shut up
01:10:15 I'm getting so sick of you
01:10:19 Move
01:10:24 Why do they always act like they don't know how much stronger we are than them?
01:10:29 I swear to god you're going to end up just like your friend out back, bitch
01:10:39 You mean me, partner?
01:10:42 Oh Albie, what's the matter?
01:10:45 You look like you've just seen a ghost
01:10:51 Dead
01:10:53 Your force can't kill me, human
01:11:05 What the hell man?
01:11:34 Terraporn, the human lights please, my filters are destroyed
01:11:39 Oh yes
01:11:50 Much better, thank you
01:11:54 What, what are you?
01:11:56 We're what you humans refer to as aliens, but soon you will revere us as gods
01:12:04 And you creatures will be our humble subordinates, benefiting from our noble presence
01:12:09 It's not easy finding an inhabitable world with a secondary species like yours just waiting to be conquered
01:12:17 Yeah, believe me, if you knew of all the shitty galaxies we had to pass through to get here, even you'd feel sorry for us
01:12:24 So try not to waste our time, okay?
01:12:29 Well
01:12:34 Say something
01:12:39 Kimmy, I don't know what the hell is going on right now, you're not a part of this, just tell them to let us go
01:12:46 I told you already, your Kimmy doesn't exist, I've assumed her physical appearance
01:12:56 Your Kimmy, no more
01:12:59 Half of your neighborhood, no more
01:13:01 Your city's law enforcement, no more
01:13:04 Jeez, what does it take to get through to you people?
01:13:08 Let me know, okay? So we can get this all over with and take off these ugly masks
01:13:12 Hey, speak for yourself, I don't look so bad
01:13:15 Tell us how to access the collective intelligence, so we can tap into the hive mind of your little species, take control
01:13:25 Then we all live happily ever after without having to start a war
01:13:30 Sound like a plan?
01:13:32 What an honor it must be for you creatures to aid in rebuilding this world for beings like us
01:13:40 So tell us how to tap into the hive mind and we won't kill you, how's that for a deal?
01:13:45 Fat chance you're going to get them to talk, the two of you have been with them all night and caused nothing but trouble
01:13:50 Hey, now we were doing alright before you sent them back to us, we wanted to find the access without confrontation
01:13:56 Watch your tone with your superior, I sent these dumb chimps over here to you racked in a bow, primed for interrogation
01:14:04 And what did you do with my gift? You beat me and buried me, by a human
01:14:11 Yeah, laugh it up
01:14:13 *Growling*
01:14:32 *Growling*
01:14:50 Oh yes, indeed, tell us how to access the hive
01:15:01 I can't believe this is happening
01:15:05 Believe it
01:15:08 Just wait until our leaders find out that you're here
01:15:13 What do you think they're going to do to you if all it took from me was a little bottle of scotch?
01:15:19 Your leaders, coming together to save your world, since when?
01:15:27 No, there seems to be a fundamental flaw in your species' collective brain
01:15:33 Preservation of the world is not something that you do, quite the opposite
01:15:39 Which is interesting, because you lack the intelligence to go anywhere else
01:15:44 Your species should be grateful to ours
01:15:46 Come now, give us access, make it easier on yourselves
01:15:51 I couldn't write this shit
01:15:56 You, you're the more reasonable one
01:16:00 Tell us what we need to know, for the benefit of all
01:16:04 You leave me no choice
01:16:11 Fourth one, take the useless one, assume his flesh, and discard his bones with the others
01:16:20 Yes, first one
01:16:22 What are you going to do?
01:16:24 Keep your hands off me!
01:16:26 Walk
01:16:33 No!
01:16:35 Wait!
01:16:51 Albrey, are you a man?
01:16:55 Run!
01:17:08 [Ominous music]
01:17:32 Albie!
01:17:34 Albie!
01:17:37 Where are you?
01:17:39 I'm coming for you
01:17:44 Albie!
01:17:46 Albie!
01:17:48 Albie!
01:17:50 [Ominous music]
01:17:56 [Evil laughter]
01:18:06 [Evil laughter]
01:18:08 [Ominous music]
01:18:18 [Evil laughter]
01:18:20 [Ominous music]
01:18:24 [Evil laughter]
01:18:26 [Ominous music]
01:18:31 [Evil laughter]
01:18:33 [Ominous music]
01:18:41 Funny you decided to run here
01:18:44 Just think, soon you're going to be just like the rest of your neighbors
01:18:49 One last chance
01:18:51 Heed the warnings called out by the bones of your people
01:18:55 Tell us how to access the hive
01:18:59 We can promise you and your family the highest level of living
01:19:03 Your status amongst the humans will be second to none
01:19:07 Just tell us how to access the hive
01:19:13 You need to understand, I can't help you!
01:19:16 There is no hive mine!
01:19:21 Typical
01:19:22 Probe him
01:19:23 I already have many times, there's nothing there
01:19:26 All mush
01:19:27 All mush, just like the others
01:19:29 Try again
01:19:31 [Gasp]
01:19:33 [Evil laughter]
01:19:37 [Evil laughter]
01:19:45 You know what to do
01:19:47 [Evil laughter]
01:19:49 Wait, wait, wait, wait, please you gotta believe me
01:19:51 There is no hive!
01:19:52 There is no hive!
01:19:53 There is no hive!
01:19:55 [Evil laughter]
01:19:57 We're not stupid
01:19:58 We can work something out, I'm sure there's something else we can do, please
01:20:01 Aww, and he was such a tough guy before
01:20:03 Fickle, these creatures
01:20:06 You know, judging by this one, I'm beginning to think these humans aren't lying
01:20:10 All this time we thought they were like bees
01:20:13 I'm starting to think they're more like flies
01:20:16 All attracted to the same smelly shit
01:20:19 Make it quick, we still have much work
01:20:24 You're really not going to like this, partner
01:20:28 No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, please, please
01:20:31 [Screaming]
01:20:52 [Screaming]
01:21:02 [Screaming]
01:21:08 [Screaming]
01:21:12 [Screaming]
01:21:16 [Eerie music]
01:21:22 [Crying]
01:21:35 [Eerie music]
01:22:00 [Eerie music]
01:22:05 You got away?
01:22:07 Where are they?
01:22:09 [Eerie music]
01:22:11 They're gone
01:22:13 Don't worry about them
01:22:16 [Eerie music]
01:22:19 Really?
01:22:21 Yes
01:22:22 [Eerie music]
01:22:24 We gotta hurry
01:22:26 Penn
01:22:27 [Eerie music]
01:22:30 I'm sorry
01:22:32 For it all
01:22:34 [Eerie music]
01:22:36 Okay
01:22:38 Not right now, help me out here
01:22:40 [Eerie music]
01:22:44 I'm serious this time
01:22:46 [Eerie music]
01:22:48 I want to do better
01:22:50 For you
01:22:52 [Eerie music]
01:22:56 For us
01:22:58 [Eerie music]
01:23:00 Okay, okay
01:23:02 Can you come and untie me? We have to get out of here
01:23:05 [Eerie music]
01:23:07 Relax, it's all under control
01:23:11 [Eerie music]
01:23:16 I'm gonna take care of you now
01:23:18 [Eerie music]
01:23:19 Okay?
01:23:21 [Eerie music]
01:23:29 I promise
01:23:31 [Eerie music]
01:23:37 [Eerie music]
01:23:43 [Eerie music]
01:23:51 [Eerie music]
01:23:59 [Eerie music]
01:24:23 Hey partner
01:24:25 Did you guys have fun?
01:24:27 Yeah
01:24:28 They were little angels as always
01:24:30 Did you guys enjoy your night?
01:24:32 Oh mom, it was out of this world
01:24:35 [Laughter]
01:24:37 [Eerie music]
01:24:40 [Eerie music]
01:25:01 Freddy used to say
01:25:04 Too much love
01:25:06 Will kill you baby
01:25:10 We tried to hold the fire
01:25:14 We are the winds
01:25:16 Out in the cold
01:25:19 Waiting for night
01:25:22 In the middle of a burning night
01:25:26 Flames in your eyes
01:25:29 We proudly show our love
01:25:34 People keep us here with doom
01:25:40 We fell in love
01:25:45 In times of doubt
01:25:50 We killed each other
01:25:55 With no regrets
01:26:00 Love
01:26:05 In times of doubt
01:26:10 Love
01:26:15 With no regrets
01:26:20 And this sea of hands
01:26:25 I did it just like mine
01:26:30 You've always been a liar
01:26:34 But somehow you had to survive