The series follows four bosses and their assistants, shifting POV's between the two, very diverse sets of co-workers. | dG1fV0hCd2FUbnJUYnc
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00:00 Oh, welcome back from maternity leave!
00:02 I missed you terribly, Leslie.
00:05 Oh, I have a zillion questions for you.
00:07 Fire away, Bob. I reviewed the winter issue mock-up and I am fully up to speed.
00:10 When she comes back to work today, everyone pink-slipped.
00:13 No!
00:14 Yes. Another powerful woman trying to prove that she hasn't gone soft after giving birth.
00:20 You're fired.
00:21 If it's about the whole husband-wife thing, please know I'm not the least bit homophobic.
00:25 In fact, I made out with a girl in college once.
00:29 Assistants are like children.
00:31 We train them to be brilliant and punish them if they're anything less.
00:34 Do you have any idea what being an executive entails?
00:38 Duh. You arrive when you feel like it, return a few calls, take a three-hour lunch,
00:42 yell at people, then leave early to get more blonde highlights.
00:44 I think I'd make an awesome exec.
00:46 We talk about them more than we do our significant others.
00:48 They are our significant others. I mean, think about it. They know everything about us.
00:51 Social security numbers, our computer passwords, our real hair color.
00:56 Which day's to pee in a cup for us if the court can check our alcohol levels?
00:59 What?
01:00 Your assistants don't do that?
01:01 So you think I want to be some sad 60-year-old still making my boss's coffee?
01:05 Sorry, Sherlock.
01:09 Do you have any idea what it is like living your second-hand life? It sucks.
01:12 Jesus, Marlon! If it's about this guy, you can have him!
01:15 It's not about him compared to you. He means shit to me.
01:17 Well, he means even less to me.
01:19 You guys do know I'm still here, right?
01:20 Screw you!
01:21 I just want you to treat me the way you did before.
01:24 You know, just because I've had a kid, it does not mean that my brain has turned into strained carrots.
01:28 It's so hypocritical.
01:30 Would you be treating a man like this?
01:32 What is everybody staring at?
01:36 Honey, you're lactating.
01:40 Oh, God!
01:45 A secretary's got to stick together.
01:53 Administrative professionals. If we don't own it, who will?
01:56 Power to the 99 percent!
01:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]