Adapted from a play written by two Monty Python vets, this toothy satire launches with a tragic accident at Chumley's ch | dG1fYnl2Q2ZuNm9DZjA
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00:00 (music)
00:01 Ah, ah.
00:04 Passion Elves, I just can't help myself.
00:08 Yes, Passion Elves chocolate tastes just like plastic dog turds.
00:14 (vomiting)
00:15 I suppose we might consider altering the formula.
00:18 (vomiting)
00:19 All right, there, get him.
00:21 (vomiting)
00:22 Only a very special man can save this company from ruin.
00:26 Ian Littleton, junior management trainee.
00:28 A man with a dream.
00:31 What a man!
00:33 And sure enough...
00:35 (vomiting)
00:37 Free men!
00:38 Sea men in the chocolate? That's not very nice, dear.
00:43 We don't want to lose production, do we? Let's be rational.
00:45 They were quite big men, sir. I'm sure they'll turn up.
00:48 Rather nice.
00:49 Pleasantly nutty. Addictive. A hundred percent in favor.
00:54 Excellent work.
00:55 It looks like our hero saved the day.
00:58 I get it, I get it, I get it.
00:59 But did he?
01:02 Why don't you call me?
01:05 Now he faces his greatest challenge.
01:07 This is an offer you can't refuse.
01:09 A passionate woman.
01:11 People are eating people all over the country!
01:13 That's disgusting.
01:15 Is he the man for the job?
01:17 (laughing)
01:19 Will anyone discover the secret of good taste?
01:22 Nice and pumped. I think I'll eat you now.
01:25 See and devour Consuming Passions.
01:29 A comedy about lust, greed, and death by chocolate.
01:35 Smooth operation.
01:37 Consuming Passions.
01:39 ♪ ♪