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Avec Betty White et Bill Williams., Roy Engel et George Barrows qui avait déjà enfilé un costume de gorille dans le mémorablé 'Robot Monster' (1953).

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00:00 [music]
00:20 You have a date with the angel.
00:23 Starring Betty White,
00:26 Bill Williams as Guth Angel,
00:29 presented by the Plymouth Dealers of America,
00:33 who proudly sell and service
00:35 the beautiful new Plymouth for $19.57.
00:40 The time, about four months after Vicki and Guth Angel were married.
00:47 The plot, there's no business like monkey business.
00:51 The main character, there's no business like monkey business.
00:55 [music]
01:05 Come on, darling, we better get going if we're going to see the Falls.
01:09 They might turn them off.
01:13 The gang of Henshaw, Taylor, Malcolm and Chase,
01:15 care of George Cl--
01:17 Why care of George?
01:19 We didn't see him.
01:22 [music]
01:25 [laughter]
01:28 That'll pay him back for the exploding matches he gave to me.
01:32 Even on your vacation.
01:35 You know, if I were Mr. Taylor, I'd take a pretty dim view of this.
01:38 My so-called dignified insurance staff playing practical jokes on each other.
01:42 Well, Taylor's not as lenient as Mr. Henshaw used to be,
01:45 but we're educating him.
01:48 Oh, darling, isn't this great?
01:52 Great.
01:55 You have a wonderful knack for changing a subject.
01:58 Mm-hmm.
02:01 Should we go?
02:02 Uh-uh.
02:03 Oh.
02:05 Don't forget George's butterfly.
02:07 Can you see George's face when he opens this letter?
02:10 [music]
02:26 Did you yell?
02:27 Yeah.
02:28 How do you like that Gus Angel pulling a cheap trick like that on me?
02:31 Well, George, you should have checked the envelope first.
02:34 You know, you can feel those things through the paper.
02:36 Yeah?
02:37 Let me read that note.
02:40 "Dear gang, there's every animal in the world up here in Yellowstone,
02:43 so we thought we'd send you one.
02:45 Gus and Vicky."
02:47 Hey, is Vicky in this too?
02:49 That's what it says.
02:50 Oh.
02:51 You know, George, we've got to get up a nice little reception for them when they get back.
02:56 Yeah.
02:57 Let me see.
02:58 Hey, I'll tell you what we'll do.
02:59 How about turning their lawn upside down?
03:03 How do you do that?
03:04 Well, you just cut it up in one foot squares and turn it over.
03:07 And when they come home all they got is roots.
03:11 Nah, everybody does that.
03:14 I know what I'm doing.
03:15 Hi, Pollens.
03:16 Hi, Geats.
03:17 Hey, when do we go on strike?
03:19 No, we were just discussing getting back at the Angels.
03:21 Oh?
03:22 Get a load of that.
03:25 The old butterfly trick.
03:27 Yeah, Clemson fell for it.
03:29 Oh, well, gee whiz.
03:32 See, I know.
03:33 Why don't we dump a load of gravel in their driveway?
03:36 No, no, no, it's too expensive.
03:39 It's a thought.
03:43 I know where we could get--
03:46 What?
03:47 What?
03:48 Well, go ahead.
03:49 I like it already.
03:50 Yeah, this is the best one yet.
03:53 They say there's every animal in the world up in Yellowstone.
03:55 Right, right.
03:56 Well, we're going to show one they haven't never seen.
03:58 Now, here's what we do.
04:00 Geats, Kenny, you have work in here?
04:03 Why else would we be here, Mr. Taylor?
04:06 Sorry.
04:07 Who did the correspondence with the Lydia Blyar's people?
04:11 Well, I believe that was Gus Angel's account, sir.
04:14 Oh.
04:15 Well, it looks like I'll have to bother him the moment he gets back from his vacation.
04:18 Yes, sir.
04:19 Well, why didn't you tell me that Angel had sent us a letter?
04:25 Mr. Taylor, don't open that.
04:27 Sir, Mr. Taylor, sir.
04:41 Mrs. Drake, tell Geats and Kenny to return to Clemson's office immediately.
04:46 Mr. Taylor, sir--
04:47 Shut up, Clemson.
04:57 Gentlemen.
05:01 Gentlemen.
05:03 For some months now, you three men, and Angel, of course,
05:07 have engaged in a series of undignified and ridiculous and utterly childish practical jokes.
05:14 Come back here.
05:15 Sir, I merely happen to be passing Clemson's office.
05:17 Me too, sir.
05:18 George, this is your office.
05:21 Shut up, Clemson.
05:25 I am telling you, here and now, there will be no more practical jokes in this office.
05:30 Do I make myself clear?
05:31 Yes, sir.
05:32 Yes, sir.
05:33 Yes, sir.
05:34 Yes, sir.
05:35 That will do.
05:36 Now, you all know how I dislike threats, but this is a business office,
05:40 and by thunder, it's going to be operated like a business office.
05:43 Yes, sir.
05:45 That is all.
05:47 Fellas, I don't know about you, but he made me feel absolutely juvenile.
05:51 Yeah.
05:52 And you've got to admit, he's been a pretty good sport.
05:54 Now, what have you got in mind?
05:56 Now, now, here are the weeks, George.
05:59 [music]
06:01 [music]
06:20 [music]
06:35 [laughter]
06:49 [music]
06:57 I'm so tired, I'm paying double.
06:59 Just the same.
07:00 I'm glad we drove straight through.
07:02 Give us the whole weekend to rest up.
07:04 [music]
07:18 [laughter]
07:21 What happened?
07:23 [laughter]
07:28 I'm all right.
07:29 Oh, I just screamed.
07:31 [laughter]
07:33 Your butterfly came home to roost.
07:35 [laughter]
07:38 Now, what does that mean?
07:40 There's a gorilla in the bedroom.
07:43 [laughter]
07:59 Well, he's tired, he's tired, but a gorilla's in the bedroom, too.
08:03 [laughter]
08:06 Why, it's a gorilla.
08:09 And the big funny joke is over.
08:12 You know who did this, don't you?
08:14 Sure.
08:15 Keats thought of it, and Wilma was taking care of the house for you,
08:18 so George had the key and Carl organized it.
08:21 It had to be them.
08:22 It would take at least two of them to lift it.
08:24 How do you like those guys?
08:27 This is not the moment to ask me that question.
08:30 [laughter]
08:38 Plus, you're not going to go to bed without getting rid of him, are you?
08:41 Well, sure.
08:42 What harm can he do?
08:43 He's stuffed.
08:44 [laughter]
08:46 I'm too tired to be reasonable.
08:48 Get him out of here.
08:50 Honey, he's too heavy.
08:52 Tomorrow I'll call Murph, and he'll help me get rid of him.
08:55 [laughter]
09:05 Boo.
09:06 [laughter]
09:22 Oh, hey, Gus, let's put this thing down.
09:24 It weighs a ton.
09:25 Yeah.
09:27 Good morning.
09:28 Me Jane.
09:29 [laughter]
09:31 Honey, Murph had a wonderful idea on how to get even with those guys.
09:35 Now, honey, we shouldn't get Murphy mixed up in this.
09:37 Well, that's what neighbors are for.
09:39 Like I told Gus, these three clowns are going to expect some reaction out of you,
09:43 and all you do is just nothing.
09:45 Sure, they won't be able to stay away.
09:47 You know darn well the three of them will be by this afternoon to see how pale and frightened we are.
09:53 Well, he isn't exactly cuddly.
09:55 [laughter]
09:57 I love to see their faces when you pretend that you don't know nothing about them.
10:01 They'll flip.
10:04 I don't mean to sound like a stuffed shirt, but hasn't this practical joke thing gone just about far enough?
10:10 Well, who are you hurting?
10:12 Come on, Gus, let's get him out of here.
10:14 [music]
10:25 You know, I got a friend who does this for a living.
10:29 Carries gorillas out of bedrooms?
10:32 He's a live gorilla.
10:34 Well, I mean, he isn't alive.
10:38 [laughter]
10:39 Well, he is alive.
10:42 But you see, he's got this gorilla suit, and when he gets in it, he looks alive.
10:46 See, he works in pictures and stuff like that.
10:49 You know, I bet there'd be plenty of work around for a guy like that.
10:52 Oh, yeah, there sure is.
10:54 You know, I've known this guy a long time.
10:57 He works all the time.
10:58 Him and me used to drive a cab together.
11:01 Well, see, we didn't both drive the same cab.
11:05 I had my cab, and he had his cab.
11:08 [laughter]
11:11 Do we know him, Ernie?
11:12 Yeah.
11:13 Do you think you can get this guy to come over here?
11:16 Who?
11:17 This gorilla friend of yours.
11:18 Kelly?
11:19 What do you want with...
11:21 [laughter]
11:24 Gus, no!
11:25 Who are you hurting?
11:26 Yeah!
11:27 Gus, we have one gorilla.
11:29 We don't need two.
11:31 They deserve it.
11:32 What those guys did to us.
11:33 No.
11:34 Can't you see their faces when the stuffed gorilla moves?
11:38 Well, I just don't want you.
11:40 I...I...
11:42 [laughter]
11:48 Murph, do you think you can get this fella?
11:50 I'll call him right away.
11:51 [music]
11:54 Now, here's what we'll do.
11:55 Double.
11:56 ...at the last minute like this, Mr. Kelly.
11:58 Murph's done me a lot of favors.
11:59 Besides, it sounds like fun.
12:01 [laughter]
12:02 Yep.
12:03 Old Kelly will do a real good job for ya.
12:05 You sure you won't stay and watch?
12:07 Oh, no, no.
12:08 Kel's right.
12:09 They wouldn't act natural with a stranger around.
12:11 Well, we'll give you a scream by scream report.
12:14 [laughter]
12:16 I think they're here.
12:18 I'll sneak out through the patio.
12:19 See you later.
12:20 Come on, Mr. Kelly.
12:21 Now, remember, at first we're going to pretend we don't know anything about any gorillas.
12:24 Now, stand between the beds where the stuffed gorilla was.
12:27 What do I do when I get in the bedroom?
12:30 And live.
12:31 [laughter]
12:34 Oh, it's good to see you, boy.
12:36 Well, Vicki, welcome home.
12:38 How was Yellowstone?
12:40 Hi, Vicki, honey.
12:41 Oh, I was supposed to say hi.
12:42 Glad to see you.
12:43 Hi.
12:44 Well, I just stopped by to return your key, and look who I run into on the front porch.
12:47 [laughter]
12:48 Well, I happen to be in the area.
12:50 And suddenly I remembered you were about due home.
12:53 Just get in today, kid?
12:54 Last night.
12:55 Late.
12:57 Oh.
12:58 [laughter]
13:02 I'll take the key now, George, while I think of it.
13:05 What key?
13:06 All keys.
13:07 [laughter]
13:09 Sure.
13:10 Mm-hmm.
13:11 Drove right through, huh?
13:12 Straight through.
13:14 Never mind, George.
13:15 I can get the key from Wilma.
13:17 That's a funny thing.
13:18 You know, I made a special trip here, too.
13:19 [laughter]
13:20 Key.
13:21 Well, you're here now, and that's the main thing.
13:24 Yeah, well.
13:25 [laughter]
13:26 Yeah.
13:27 Well.
13:28 Well.
13:29 [laughter]
13:30 Uh.
13:31 Uh.
13:32 Everything all right when you got home?
13:35 Sure.
13:36 Why shouldn't it be?
13:37 No reason.
13:38 I just thought that with Wilma looking after everything and all that.
13:42 No reason.
13:43 [laughter]
13:46 I must call Wilma and thank her.
13:48 The place looked perfect when we came in last night.
13:51 [laughter]
13:53 Oh, gosh, I just happened to think.
13:55 I wonder if you have a black tie.
13:57 Dolly and I are going to a formal dance at the country club next week.
14:00 Well, I must have mislaid mine, so I'll just go in the bedroom and borrow yours.
14:04 I don't have one.
14:05 You don't have one.
14:07 [laughter]
14:09 Oh, say, Vicki, that reminds me.
14:11 Wilma seems to think she left a sweater around here somewhere.
14:13 She did.
14:14 I found it this morning.
14:15 Do it.
14:16 I'll get it.
14:17 Here it is.
14:18 What?
14:19 [laughter]
14:22 Yeah, that's it.
14:25 Oh, gosh, if the fellas will excuse you, can I see you outside just a minute?
14:29 Honey, we can't be rude.
14:31 Oh, no, no, no, please.
14:32 Go ahead.
14:33 We're like one of the family.
14:34 Go ahead.
14:35 Make yourselves at home.
14:36 Sure, thank you.
14:38 Do you think we put that gorilla in the wrong house?
14:41 [laughter]
14:43 What's the matter with you?
14:44 Can't you see what they're doing?
14:46 They're just toying with us.
14:47 They are?
14:48 They've got that gorilla stashed somewhere, and they're just trying to make us sweat.
14:52 Sure.
14:53 Look, you look in the bedroom, and I'll go in there, too.
14:56 [music]
15:04 It's okay, George.
15:05 It's right where we left it.
15:06 I was right.
15:07 It's on the back porch.
15:08 Now, look, here's what we're going to do.
15:09 [laughter]
15:10 You're talking about the gorilla.
15:12 He's in the bedroom.
15:13 [music]
15:22 I'm sorry you were right.
15:23 So were you.
15:24 There has to be some...
15:26 Look, even I know we can't both be right.
15:28 Come on.
15:29 [music]
15:39 Wait a minute.
15:41 You know how they do this, don't you?
15:43 This room somehow connects with the service porch, and every time we charge into one room,
15:47 they shove the gorilla in the other.
15:49 Yeah, either that or they've got some pretty shaggy laundry out there.
15:52 [laughter]
15:54 Come on, let's get this monkey out of here.
15:55 He's costing us ten bucks a day.
15:57 [music]
16:01 [laughter]
16:06 Hello.
16:07 Yeah?
16:09 Do you remember him having loose eyeballs?
16:11 [laughter]
16:15 Loose eyeballs?
16:17 Well, either they're loose or he's watching us.
16:20 [laughter]
16:23 Oh, come on.
16:25 [clears throat]
16:28 Carl.
16:29 Yeah?
16:30 Does he feel kind of mushy to you?
16:32 [laughter]
16:35 Ah, it's just that the room is warm and he's softening up a bit.
16:40 You know, you're right, though.
16:41 There's something different.
16:42 They've done something to him.
16:43 Oh, come on.
16:44 Let's get him out.
16:45 No, no, no, no.
16:46 Now, wait a minute, George.
16:47 Let's sit down and attack this thing intelligently.
16:49 Intelligently.
16:50 Yeah.
16:51 [laughter]
16:59 Now, the first thing is, we know we put a gorilla in here yesterday.
17:02 Right.
17:03 That's right.
17:04 You were here last night and saw that gorilla.
17:05 That's right.
17:06 And just a moment ago, you saw a gorilla in the kitchen.
17:09 Laundry room.
17:10 That's right, in the laundry room.
17:12 [laughter]
17:26 This is Mr. Kelly.
17:27 He works for the movie.
17:29 Oh, no.
17:30 I had an idea that was the man in there.
17:32 Yeah.
17:33 It's a funny gag.
17:34 It's a funny gag.
17:35 [laughter]
17:38 When we came home last night and saw your gorilla,
17:41 well, we had to do something.
17:42 She slept in the other room.
17:44 Oh.
17:45 Who didn't?
17:46 [laughter]
17:47 Hey, Gus, I enjoyed your butterfly.
17:50 Uh-oh.
17:51 Wait a minute, kids.
17:52 So did Mr. Taylor.
17:53 We've had it.
17:54 Oh, yeah.
17:55 Yeah.
17:56 Mr. Taylor blew his stack when he opened that envelope
17:57 he used with the butterfly.
17:58 It is--
17:59 Oh, no.
18:00 Yep.
18:01 I'm afraid we're going to have to find some other little game
18:02 to play at the office.
18:03 He told me to warn you, Gus.
18:05 I'm warned.
18:06 You know, it's a shame Keats couldn't have been here to see.
18:09 Although, the whole thing was his idea.
18:12 Nah, he'll be around.
18:13 Oh.
18:14 That is a shame.
18:15 Yeah.
18:17 He will?
18:18 Oh, sure.
18:19 He's got--
18:20 Yes!
18:21 [laughter]
18:22 Yes, dear.
18:23 Now, here's what we'll do.
18:24 You'll get Mr.--
18:25 Can you stay just a little while longer, Mr. Kelly?
18:27 Oh, I'd love it.
18:29 [laughter]
18:30 All right.
18:31 Well, the same gag we did on you, except we'll do it in the living room.
18:34 And when Jim Keats sees us, he's nothing.
18:36 There he is.
18:37 There he is.
18:38 Now, you come in in a little while, and don't let him see you move.
18:40 Have fun.
18:41 [music playing]
18:54 Hello, Vicki.
18:55 [laughter]
18:58 [music playing]
18:59 Good time?
19:00 I'll call Gus.
19:01 Oh, no, no.
19:02 I realize it's a very poor time to call, but you see, my vacation is starting Monday.
19:06 And, well, I wanted to brief Gus on one of our plans.
19:12 Lila and I go to Europe, leaving Monday.
19:16 You can't leave soon enough.
19:18 Yeah.
19:19 Don't you find--
19:20 Yes, yes, you're quite right.
19:23 I just hope you have as good a time as we did.
19:26 Right.
19:27 Thank you for the candy.
19:28 That was so sweet of you.
19:29 Oh, not at all.
19:33 Oh, oh, Angel.
19:35 Mr. Taylor, I didn't know you were here, sir.
19:37 Yes, I just wanted to tell you something here, and then I'll be on my way.
19:40 Oh, don't go, don't go, Vicki.
19:42 This will only take a second.
19:43 This is the, uh, Blyer's account.
19:45 These papers, Gus, were at my home, and I wanted you to have them before I left.
19:49 Send everything to her home, and nothing to the plant.
19:52 And, uh, everything in--
19:55 Well, I guess that's it.
19:57 Well, I'm awfully glad you're home, and, uh, you can know how glad I am that I'm going.
20:03 Yes, we can.
20:05 Well, goodbye.
20:06 Goodbye, sir.
20:07 Oh, oh, Gus, there is just one thing more.
20:11 Uh, I, uh, I had to give the boys quite a dressing down the other day.
20:16 It's about those eternal practical jokes.
20:20 Angel, they've got to be stopped.
20:22 Now, uh, you're the stabilizing influence down there in the office.
20:31 And, uh, I'd kind of like to have you take charge while I'm away.
20:36 You know, it's absolutely ridiculous.
20:38 Men, grown men acting like children.
20:41 Why, uh, why, even Keats is guilty.
20:45 Wrong one.
20:46 No, no, no, no, I thought he was the wrong one, too.
20:48 I, I, I thought--but, but he was.
20:50 He was guilty.
20:51 Yes, he, he was the one who, uh, he punched those little holes in the paper drinking cups, you know.
20:58 How ridiculous.
20:59 A dignified man like Keats.
21:01 Uh, uh, you know, thinking it's funny to see water dribbling down somebody's shirt front.
21:06 No, no.
21:07 You know, we have a business firm, and I--
21:10 We have a business.
21:19 [laughter]
21:23 We got it in Yellowstone.
21:37 [laughter]
21:40 Our Yellowstone?
21:42 [laughter]
21:44 Well, this friend of ours is the curator of the museum up there, and he didn't know what to--
21:48 And he has this gorilla in his museum.
21:51 And, uh, and it was confusing to tourists, so he asked us if we'd bring it down--
21:59 What were you saying about--
22:01 [laughter]
22:03 Was, uh, was it here when I came in?
22:07 Well, yes, he's too big for the closet, and, uh, you want me to deal directly with Miss Blyas, sir?
22:14 Yes, oh, oh, yes, Gus, you see, you're the only one that can--
22:19 Yeah, but he's not indigenous to Yellowstone.
22:22 [laughter]
22:24 Well, that's what was confusing the tourists.
22:28 [laughter]
22:30 Offhand, I would say that your, uh, your Yellowstone friend is imposing upon you.
22:36 Well, we're gonna get him out of here the minute we can.
22:40 [laughter]
22:42 Well, Lila and I are booked on, uh, for Liverpool on one of the big steamers.
22:48 And, uh, you know, I'm just old-fashioned enough to--
22:51 Or, uh, maybe I'm just old enough to think that an ocean voyage is the only voyage.
22:57 I--
22:59 [laughter]
23:01 Yet I--I--I--I--I may be old-fashioned, but, uh, I always say that, uh, an ocean voyage is the--is the only voyage.
23:10 I--
23:12 [laughter]
23:16 I, uh, uh, of course, this may make me feel old-fashioned, but, uh, that's the way I have.
23:23 I mean, I mean, uh, could I have a glass of water, please?
23:28 Let me get it.
23:29 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'll get it. I need the water.
23:33 [laughter]
23:36 [music]
23:56 I might have known.
23:59 Come in, come in, come in.
24:02 Well, how appropriate. Now we have a two-headed friend.
24:06 [laughter]
24:08 Gentlemen.
24:09 Mr. Taylor, shut up, Clinton.
24:11 [laughter]
24:12 Now, uh, which one of you would like to explain this childish nightmare?
24:18 Well, you see, sir, Keats, Clemson, and I, uh, well, we rented that gorilla with the idea of stashing it in the angel's bedroom
24:25 so that when they came home tired from their vacation, they--
24:29 Oh, I know. That's the funniest thing I ever heard of.
24:34 We kind of thought it was a good idea.
24:36 Isn't it?
24:37 And when we found the gorilla, I thought of Mr. Kelly here, and he was kind enough to come over and scare them.
24:44 [laughter]
24:46 Now, what else?
24:48 Well, then when we found out Jim Keats was coming over, we thought it'd be funny--
24:52 All right, all right. This is exactly the childish nonsense I've been talking about.
24:58 Now, today is Saturday, and technically you're on your own time, but I--
25:03 Did you say Jim Keats was coming over here?
25:06 Well, yes, sir. That's what started all the trouble when the doorbell rang. We thought--
25:10 [doorbell rings]
25:13 Mr. Taylor, no.
25:15 Now, here's what we'll do.
25:17 [laughter]
25:20 [music]
25:26 ♪ Got a date with an angel, gonna meet her at seven. ♪
25:30 ♪ Got a date with an angel, and I'm on my way to heaven. ♪
25:35 [music]
25:44 [doorbell rings]
25:46 [music]
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26:12 Tom Kennedy speaking. Good night, everybody.
26:15 [applause]
26:19 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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