The Night Show with Ayaz Samoo | Barkat & Uzmi | 30th December 2023 | ARY Zindagi
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00:00 Barkat and Uzmi.
00:01 Thank you, I'm very thankful to you.
00:03 I don't speak much English.
00:04 Because I get caught. I get caught in ignorance.
00:06 I want you today.
00:08 I can't tell you about love because it has many names.
00:10 She's still waiting.
00:11 No, she's standing now.
00:13 He saw the shattering star and prayed for marriage.
00:17 The star went up again and landed in the sky.
00:18 This is a very big achievement.
00:20 I did a Hollywood film earlier.
00:22 Angela Julie was in it.
00:23 I said, "Doctor, I don't sweat."
00:24 The doctor said, "Wait a minute. Let me make a bill."
00:27 Now, the way petrol is becoming expensive,
00:30 I feel like I'll have to ride a motorcycle in the future.
00:33 This is it.
00:34 You've ruined yourself with so much hard work.
00:36 Go and straighten someone else.
00:38 Wow! Wow!
00:40 When the machine starts making noise, the limbs start making noise.
00:43 When the brain starts making noise, the tongue starts speaking nonsense.
00:46 Get some oil. Reduce the noise.
00:48 "No one should be separated from their beloved."
00:54 I'll go home after paying the payment.
00:55 [LAUGHING]
00:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:59 Hello, everyone. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
01:11 You are watching The Nice Show with Ayya Sammo.
01:13 Today, I have two doctors with me
01:15 who are treating the entire world.
01:17 If you have any illness or any problem,
01:19 you can see them.
01:20 You'll be fine. You'll be healthy.
01:22 Because laughter is the best medicine.
01:23 And the way they are giving laughter to the world,
01:25 I guess, they have no parallel or match.
01:28 They are being liked and seen all over the world.
01:30 They are very dear to me.
01:31 Let's welcome my two lovely doctors, Barkat and Uzair,
01:34 with a big round of applause.
01:36 Hello.
01:39 -Let's go, brother. -Hello.
01:41 -Thank you, sir. -Yes, sir.
01:43 Have a seat.
01:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:46 -Sir, hello. -Hello.
01:50 How are you, doctors?
01:51 No, doctors, this is your love. We are patients.
01:53 -Yes. -Everybody in this country is a patient.
01:55 -Yes. -The doctors are sitting on the seat.
01:58 [LAUGHS]
01:58 I'll start from where I left off two days ago.
02:00 Two days ago, I went to a doctor.
02:02 I said, "Doctor, I don't sweat."
02:03 The doctor said, "Wait a minute. Let me get my bill."
02:06 [LAUGHS]
02:07 So, what can I do?
02:09 But thanks for once again, you invited us again.
02:12 And you invited us even after seeing our work.
02:15 -So, we are really thankful to you. -Sir, we called you to treat you this time.
02:17 -Okay. -Second time.
02:18 No, you can call me again. We'll treat you sometime.
02:20 -We'll treat you sometime. -You are right.
02:22 You know what? I want to say good things at the beginning of the show.
02:26 -Really? -Yes.
02:27 -I want to say good things. -Really?
02:28 -Yes. -Really?
02:29 I believe that if you want to understand life, look back.
02:34 -What? -If you want to understand life, look back.
02:37 And if you want to live life, look ahead.
02:39 -Wow. -Wow.
02:40 -I believe so. -What's in between?
02:42 There are pauses in between.
02:43 It's stopped at different places.
02:45 So, you want to understand life by looking back and live it.
02:48 -Yes. -There's nothing in between.
02:49 It's up to you to decide what you want to do.
02:51 -It's up to you. -Barkat bhai, million dollar question.
02:54 -Yes. -Why aren't you getting married?
02:56 I just want an answer.
02:58 Oh, no.
03:00 Why aren't you getting married?
03:01 Sir, I think I'll get married, God willing.
03:04 I'll find someone.
03:06 God doesn't create anything useless.
03:09 He says, "Consider yourself special."
03:11 "Consider yourself special."
03:13 Because God doesn't create anything useless.
03:16 -Wow. -Oh, no.
03:17 God has created me.
03:18 He must have made my dress.
03:20 -Yes. -Maybe it's my mother's...
03:22 -Maybe it's my mother's... -Mother's son.
03:23 -Mother's son. -Mother's son?
03:25 Mother's son. Sorry, I lost my mind.
03:28 -Yes. -In Europe.
03:29 -Maybe it's my mother's son. -Yes.
03:30 Someone will give me my daughter's hand.
03:32 We'll come back.
03:33 We have a drag queen of laughter.
03:36 -What? -A drag queen of laughter.
03:37 -Barkat's 25 year old drag queen. -Yes.
03:39 Barkat's 25 year old drag queen.
03:42 You don't say you want to get married.
03:44 -I... -You're a very good father.
03:46 I've said this before.
03:48 He's a very strict bachelor.
03:50 He saw a broken star and prayed for a happy marriage.
03:53 The star went back to the sky.
03:55 Very good. He's a married man.
03:59 -And he's a happily married couple. -Yes.
04:01 I asked him, "What kind of a woman do you want to marry?"
04:06 He said, "My wife."
04:08 So, he's the one.
04:09 -That's why I learn a lot from him. -Yes.
04:12 I asked him, "Is it love or service to massage your wife's feet?"
04:14 He said, "If the wife is mine, it's service. If the other is mine, it's love."
04:17 -What should I do now? -Tell me.
04:19 -He's confusing me. -He's done his research.
04:20 -What will he do now? -What should I do?
04:22 If you want to see the morality of married women,
04:25 then praise their mother-in-law and sister-in-law.
04:27 -Oh, God! -He's so open.
04:29 -I remembered John Elia's poem. -Yes.
04:32 "I've ruined myself with so much hard work."
04:33 "I've ruined myself with so much hard work."
04:35 "I've ruined myself with so much hard work."
04:37 "Go and straighten someone else."
04:39 -Wow! -Wow!
04:40 -Wow! -Wow!
04:43 -Wow! -Wow! He's got something.
04:45 By the way, Abhi, when was your love marriage?
04:48 -It was at gunpoint. -It was at gunpoint.
04:50 -It was at gunpoint. -Hold on.
04:52 -You were caught at gunpoint? -Did you see my brother-in-law?
04:55 Yes.
04:56 His brother-in-law was our first friend in school.
05:00 -Yes. -Yes.
05:01 -No, it was a love marriage. -A love marriage?
05:03 It was love and arrangement.
05:05 -You got married. -Yes.
05:06 So, you're standing at the same place
05:08 where you used to see love from.
05:10 -Now, you've changed your perspective. -I've just seen it.
05:13 -I've changed my perspective. -It's the same love.
05:15 -It's the same love. -It's the same love.
05:17 -It's the same love. -It's the same love.
05:18 In my opinion, love should not change.
05:22 -That's good. -It should stay the same.
05:24 You keep it the same.
05:25 Keep it the same. I'm telling you to keep two.
05:28 But keep it on time.
05:29 You see, Abhi?
05:31 Barkha Dutt, you tell us what love is.
05:32 I think love is a colourful...
05:36 I think it's a colourful TV.
05:38 They say, "Every person has a hundred colours."
05:41 -Yes. -Yes.
05:42 They say, "Every person has a hundred colours."
05:45 So, every person has their own colour, their own part.
05:49 There's love, responsibility, sincerity, love, humility.
05:52 -I just remembered a poem by John Lee. -What is it?
05:54 "I cared about the one who was not to come."
05:57 Oh!
05:58 "I cared about the one who was not to come."
06:01 "What do I care about the ones who are yet to come?"
06:02 "They are yet to come."
06:03 Wow!
06:05 Wow!
06:06 This is love.
06:08 They say, "Give your loved ones time."
06:11 "Not a tough time."
06:12 "Give your loved ones time. Not a tough time."
06:15 "Give your loved ones time. Not a tough time."
06:17 "Because the world has seen Taj Mahal, not Mumtaz."
06:20 -Wow! -Wow!
06:23 Wow! Mumtaz hasn't seen it?
06:25 Mumtaz was told, "This is Taj Mahal."
06:27 -Although it wasn't Taj Mahal. -Mumtaz...
06:29 -Mumtaz was... -Mumtaz was taken somewhere else.
06:31 -Taj Mahal was made later. -Yes.
06:33 You know, I want to say something serious.
06:35 If you allow me.
06:37 They say, "As your teeth start to fall off."
06:41 "As your teeth start to fall off, people will start to bite you."
06:45 -Wow! -Wow!
06:48 "As a person grows older, he starts to get irritated."
06:51 "Oh, man! This is the time."
06:55 "When a person becomes old, if there is an old person in your house."
06:58 "If you take their things and their tensions on yourself."
07:02 "Then God will bless your work."
07:03 -I feel so. -Right.
07:04 They say, "Keep doing good deeds and keep putting them in the river."
07:08 "Whenever there is a storm in life, good deeds will become a boat."
07:12 -Wow! -Wow!
07:13 -Boat? -It will become a boat.
07:14 -And... -It's a boat.
07:16 How many of our friends will become boats?
07:19 -He... -My brother is such a bullet train.
07:23 He can get off the track anytime.
07:24 Now, a boy is saying, "I have got everything in life."
07:29 "Now, I lack money."
07:31 -Wow! -Wow!
07:32 Money has become so important.
07:34 It's true.
07:36 There is only one Baba in Pakistan whose entire community respects.
07:40 -He is Baba-e-Kaum. -Wow!
07:42 -Muhammad Ali Jinn. -Let's leave everything.
07:43 Tell me something.
07:44 -Has there been only one love in your life? -No.
07:47 I can't tell you about love.
07:48 -Because there are many names that are hidden. -How many?
07:51 My love has changed at every stage.
07:54 This is good, that is good, this is good.
07:55 -Because we worship beauty. -Tell me the number.
07:58 -Number? -No, no.
07:59 -I mean, the number of love. -Number of love.
08:01 -I will tell you my phone number. -I will tell you anything.
08:05 -Tell me the number of love. -Yes, yes.
08:07 -Tell me the number. -Number.
08:08 -I went to a party two days ago. -If you want to know the number,
08:11 -leave the party. -Yes.
08:12 -Number. -Number.
08:13 -How many girls have you loved? -Countless.
08:15 I mean, you will fill the copy and register.
08:18 -I worship beauty. Look. -Is it a directory?
08:20 Look, it's good to see and appreciate beauty.
08:23 -It's a good thing. -You didn't fall in love.
08:25 You were attracted to someone or you had a crush.
08:28 Yes, you can say that I had a crush. I didn't fall in love.
08:30 I don't know why. I didn't fall in love with anyone from the beginning.
08:32 -Did anyone fall in love with you? -I don't know.
08:34 -I didn't fall in love with anyone. -Yes, I fell in love with someone.
08:36 -Who? -I know her.
08:37 -Who? -Shall I tell you her name?
08:38 -Okay, yes. -Who was she?
08:39 -Don't tell me her name. -She was from my field.
08:41 She was very serious about this.
08:42 -Then? -When we used to do a show in the beginning,
08:44 she used to work with us.
08:45 She asked me to do it once, twice, three times.
08:47 I said, "Are you kidding?"
08:49 But we met again after a while.
08:50 -Then she said, "Look, she is..." -How long has she been waiting?
08:52 I said, "Are you serious?" She said, "Yes."
08:54 I said, "Oh, you should have told me earlier. I would have been serious."
08:56 -Has she been waiting for you? -No.
08:58 -No, she has been waiting for me. -She has been waiting for you.
09:00 No, she is married now. She has kids.
09:02 Yes, she was waiting for you on the second floor.
09:03 -One of her kids... -Very good drive, Leen.
09:06 And she has named one of her kids after me.
09:09 -Really? -Yes.
09:10 -Really? -Yes.
09:11 -I am not kidding. -What is this?
09:13 -What is this? -He said, "Barkat is fine."
09:15 -Barkat is fine? -Yes.
09:16 He said, "Barkat is not fine. Harkat is fine."
09:18 -He said, "Barkat is fine." -Barkat is fine.
09:21 Barkat, come on.
09:22 -I somehow passed Barkat. -You passed Barkat.
09:26 -Wow. -Look at this love.
09:27 I say, love...
09:29 -There is a love like Pakistan. -Yes, absolutely.
09:32 -Its intoxication and fun is different. -Its fun is different.
09:34 What is Pakistan love? Tell me.
09:36 Look, the girl said, "Do you believe in Pakistan love?"
09:38 I said, "This is how you start."
09:40 -Yes. -This is how you start.
09:42 I mean, I am telling you because of that.
09:44 -There was a novel called Pakistan. -Yes.
09:46 -You read it and learn love. -Yes.
09:48 -How did you do it? -Yes.
09:49 -What? -Good drive, Leen.
09:51 Good drive.
09:52 No, I will tell you. Look at the situation.
09:55 Now, I see the situation of husbands and wives.
09:58 A husband can do anything for his wife.
10:01 He can't satisfy her.
10:02 If he loots a bank for his wife, she will still say,
10:05 "Why did you loot the bank of Nazimabad? Why didn't you loot the bank of Defence?"
10:07 -Yes. -You can't satisfy her.
10:09 -You can't satisfy your wife. -Before the March people come,
10:12 -we will take a break. -Okay.
10:14 The fire has started.
10:15 We will go and watch the show after the break.
10:17 Good night to you.
10:18 Welcome back to The Breakthrough.
10:24 And watch the night with me.
10:25 I have two guests with me.
10:26 Udhvi and Barkat.
10:28 They have brought a lot of colors here.
10:29 My colorful friends.
10:31 It is said that
10:32 every person has 100 colors in his or her logo.
10:35 -Yes. -Wow.
10:36 -Every person has 100 colors in his or her logo. -100 colors.
10:39 Yes.
10:40 Wow. If you hold your tongue and recite this poem...
10:42 -So, brother... -What happened?
10:44 -What happened? -No.
10:46 -Why? -No.
10:47 -Why? Is it a family show? -I don't trust colors.
10:49 I have chosen the colors. It will fade away.
10:53 You know what?
10:55 I have noticed that people have such a waste of time
10:58 to talk nonsense.
10:59 A person told me, "Barkat,
11:00 people are adding less spices to their samosas."
11:02 What are you saying?
11:03 -Yes. -Waste of time.
11:05 -Waste of time. -How can we pass time?
11:07 -Really? -Because it is expensive.
11:08 If you think about it, it will be better.
11:10 A person told me, "People smoke so much.
11:12 I suggest that
11:13 make a picture of a politician on a pack of cigarettes.
11:16 People will stop buying it."
11:17 What are you saying?
11:18 -It is true. -They will buy two cigarettes
11:21 from the paan vendor.
11:21 They will smoke it and light a fire.
11:23 It is so expensive.
11:25 Even inflation has driven us crazy.
11:27 The way petrol is becoming expensive,
11:28 I feel that in the coming days,
11:30 we will have to ride a motorcycle.
11:31 Like this.
11:33 -What can we do? -Many people ride motorcycles.
11:35 Inflation has driven us crazy.
11:37 Reduce inflation.
11:38 I have seen such observations on the streets.
11:41 Husbands and wives fight while riding.
11:42 -For God's sake. -On bikes.
11:44 -On foot. -What can we do?
11:44 They fight regularly.
11:47 I am serious.
11:47 -I don't know. -May God help you.
11:50 I want to tell all my sisters and brothers-in-law
11:55 that husbands should not fight for no reason.
11:57 Husbands are worried about their jobs.
11:59 How are they earning?
12:01 -It is your problem. -They want
12:03 to be given proper time even after two jobs.
12:05 -How will they be given? -They won't.
12:06 They leave home at 7 am.
12:08 They come back at 11 pm.
12:09 What will they do?
12:10 They will faint.
12:12 I agree that inflation, poverty and problems are there.
12:14 -But husbands should understand. -Be patient.
12:16 -Husbands should understand. -They lack patience.
12:18 -Wives should understand. -What?
12:20 They should understand that they are telling their problems.
12:23 Wives should be such that after a fight,
12:25 they should say that they are angry and go to sleep.
12:28 -Mr. Barkat, do you want to lift the curtains? -Yes.
12:31 Let's see what is behind the curtains.
12:34 He is a master in lifting the curtains.
12:35 -Yes. -He likes to clean the curtains.
12:39 -Mr. Barkat, are you ready? -Yes.
12:41 Mr. Barkat, do you get up early in the morning?
12:43 Remove it.
12:44 -He has a habit of saying sentences. -No.
12:47 Is it an early morning scene?
12:48 -No. -Yes, at 4 am.
12:50 -What? -At 4 am.
12:51 I think 4 am to 5 am is a very dangerous time.
12:55 It's a time when your brain works.
12:56 Mr. Mohin Akhtar used to tell me to get up at 3.30 or 4 am.
13:00 -Okay. -Pray for five hours.
13:03 Your brain will work in that time.
13:05 -Is it so? -Yes.
13:07 I open Facebook and see such comments.
13:09 People are already worried.
13:16 You are removing it from here and there.
13:17 You should do it too. Who has stopped you?
13:20 -Yes. -You should make non-veg a veg.
13:23 -Yes. -Yes.
13:24 It's up to you.
13:25 We try to tell jokes and jokes.
13:27 -You have to change it. -You have to change the casing.
13:30 You have to work.
13:31 -You do everything. -Yes.
13:33 You get a clue.
13:36 -You get a thought. -You get a thought.
13:38 You change it.
13:40 -You have to work. -You are not a gentleman.
13:43 -Yes. -Doesn't Barkat love
13:45 -to read what's written? -Girls flirt.
13:48 That's right.
13:49 Has it ever happened that something has backfired?
13:52 You liked a girl and flirted with her.
13:56 And she scolded you.
13:58 No, thank God.
13:58 I don't get such situations.
13:59 I express my feelings and my house is run.
14:01 I run away.
14:02 -You pack up before scolding. -I pack up.
14:05 I try to understand her temperament.
14:09 -What makes her laugh. -You observe.
14:11 I observe.
14:12 But thank God, it didn't happen.
14:14 Earlier, girls used to call me brother.
14:16 -It's true. -He used to say...
14:17 She used to observe first.
14:19 Yes.
14:20 He used to say it.
14:21 He knows that if you call him brother, he will say it.
14:23 Yes.
14:24 Thank God, I don't have any problem with it.
14:27 I like it.
14:28 But if you fall in love with a girl and she calls you brother,
14:30 -it hurts. -Let her say it.
14:33 -Let it be. -Call me brother.
14:35 She said it on her own.
14:37 Look, boys have bad habits.
14:38 A girl says that girls have a thousand bad habits.
14:41 Girls have a thousand bad habits.
14:42 But we never steal slippers from the mosque.
14:45 Look at the girls.
14:46 -What kind of logic is this? -I didn't say it.
14:48 -What kind of logic is this? -It's my own logic.
14:51 Okay, next.
14:52 -Do you stop the blessings... -I stop it.
14:54 -when the flirting is over? -Yes.
14:57 -It happens on stage. -On stage?
14:59 -It happens often. -Let it be.
15:02 -It happens. -It's a part of the job.
15:04 Why do you get perturbed?
15:06 -This is... -Your sensor is a bit...
15:07 This is hyper...
15:08 The problem is that it becomes hyper.
15:11 When he puts on his glasses and looks at the audience,
15:15 he gets perturbed.
15:16 If he sees someone and he doesn't laugh at them,
15:18 and he's sitting there,
15:19 he becomes hyper.
15:22 -So he goes around. -He speaks quickly.
15:24 He speaks quickly. He laughs at them.
15:26 Then he says, "I won't go on stage with my glasses on."
15:29 Because he can't see without his glasses.
15:30 Because sometimes you still laugh at your own words.
15:34 -And thank God... -I just stop him from laughing.
15:37 -You can't make everyone laugh. -You can't.
15:39 -It's impossible. -It's true.
15:41 You can't make something that everyone will like.
15:44 -It's true. -Wow.
15:45 Amazing.
15:46 So, if you can't make someone laugh,
15:48 you say, "I'll say something that will make them smile."
15:52 -That's how I make money. -The one who's sitting there
15:54 isn't paying attention to you.
15:55 I've seen some people sitting there like cement.
15:58 It's like someone is regretting after giving a dumb duck an egg.
16:00 They're sitting there in tension.
16:04 He's done exactly what a dumb duck gave an egg.
16:06 -Exactly the same. -It's a good experience.
16:08 It's for the eggs.
16:09 -For the eggs? -Yes, for the eggs.
16:11 -Next. -It's cold.
16:12 -It's for 30 bucks. -Yes.
16:14 Next. Did Mr. Mohanlal
16:16 -hit Barkat with a hanger? -hold a glass of juice and he drank it?
16:19 -That's a true story. -Did I tell you that?
16:22 -No. -How did you know?
16:23 -Tell us the story. -Yes.
16:25 -What happened? -I'll tell you in short.
16:27 I'll tell you quickly.
16:28 -Actually, 15-14 years ago... -More.
16:32 -It's 20 years ago. -Yes.
16:33 Mohanlal told me to come immediately to the Marriott Hotel.
16:35 I was already scolded.
16:37 I was wearing a T-shirt and a suit.
16:39 I bought a suit worth 1700 rupees from the Zainab Market.
16:41 I came there 15-16 years ago.
16:43 I changed two buses, then I came to the Marriott Hotel.
16:46 I was sweating profusely.
16:48 Mohanlal was drinking juice.
16:50 -He was holding a glass of juice. -Yes.
16:52 He was holding a glass of juice for the first time.
16:55 -I was speechless. -I was 17-18 years old.
16:58 I was shocked.
16:59 Mohanlal did this to me.
17:00 -What does it mean? -Drink it.
17:03 -That's what happened. -Yes.
17:04 Mohanlal gave it to me.
17:05 I tied my shoes.
17:08 I asked him, "Mohanlal, where is the juice?"
17:09 He said, "I don't have any juice."
17:11 I asked him, "Where is the juice?"
17:12 He said, "I don't have any juice."
17:14 I asked him, "Where is the juice?"
17:15 He said, "I don't have any juice."
17:17 I asked him, "Where is the juice?"
17:18 He said, "I don't have any juice."
17:20 I asked him, "Where is the juice?"
17:21 He said, "I don't have any juice."
17:23 I asked him, "Where is the juice?"
17:24 He said, "I don't have any juice."
17:26 I asked him, "Where is the juice?"
17:27 He said, "I don't have any juice."
17:29 I asked him, "Where is the juice?"
17:31 He said, "I don't have any juice."
17:32 I asked him, "Where is the juice?"
17:34 He said, "I don't have any juice."
17:35 I asked him, "Where is the juice?"
17:37 He said, "I don't have any juice."
17:38 I asked him, "Where is the juice?"
17:40 He said, "I don't have any juice."
17:42 I asked him, "Where is the juice?"
17:43 He said, "I don't have any juice."
17:45 I asked him, "Where is the juice?"
17:46 He said, "I don't have any juice."
17:48 I asked him, "Where is the juice?"
17:50 He said, "I don't have any juice."
17:51 I asked him, "Where is the juice?"
17:53 He said, "I don't have any juice."
17:54 I asked him, "Where is the juice?"
17:56 He said, "I don't have any juice."
17:58 I asked him, "Where is the juice?"
17:59 He said, "I don't have any juice."
18:01 - Ready? - Yes.
18:02 Did people instigate Udmi?
18:04 Remove it.
18:05 Did Barkat stop you from talking?
18:08 - He's talking so much now. - So much?
18:10 - Who instigated him so much? - Huh?
18:12 I mean, when you go out in the neighborhood,
18:14 you go out and kids say,
18:16 "You don't talk at all."
18:18 I said, "Look, bro."
18:19 "Learn from Javed Miyadass."
18:21 - Yes. - I'll give you an example.
18:23 One day, there were 58 50s of Javed Miyadass.
18:27 There must be 58.
18:29 There must be 40-50s of them who don't have any issues.
18:32 - Wow. - As an example.
18:33 I'll keep giving single and double to the other person.
18:35 - Wow. - You're standing in the middle.
18:36 - Wow. - Enter role.
18:37 - Yes. - Enter role.
18:39 Learn to feed and then learn to eat.
18:40 And sometimes, it happens...
18:42 A comedian from Lahore said something very nice.
18:45 If Udmi's mind is working on a stage,
18:48 Udmi is a floral actor,
18:49 if I don't do my part,
18:50 then you curse me.
18:52 In private shows, it happens that...
18:54 - What do you call it? - The music is on.
18:57 - The music is on. - Now, my music is on.
18:58 So, he stands aside.
18:59 In private shows,
19:00 no one comes on television or social media.
19:02 - No, in TV shows... - Yes.
19:03 We're doing it on social media.
19:04 - So, it's not... - Yes.
19:05 So, he's also on.
19:06 Because his flow is on.
19:07 - So, my job is to... - So, he's minus.
19:10 I'm minus.
19:10 So, it's a plus and minus.
19:12 Can Udmi read Barkat's written message?
19:15 Yes.
19:16 - Wow. - Which message is it?
19:18 His writing is like... He writes in Chinese and Urdu.
19:20 - Really? - You can't read it.
19:22 If he writes it on paper, you can't read it.
19:24 - You read it. - I read it, thank God.
19:26 Because I'm with him, he keeps discussing with me.
19:28 If I knew it was there, I'd have read it.
19:29 - He'd have read it. - He knows about the lamb.
19:32 He knows about the lamb.
19:33 He knows about the meme.
19:34 The lamb became a meme.
19:36 - Because of the cold. - Because of the cold.
19:38 - I got three scenes. - Yes.
19:42 Okay, fine.
19:42 There are more.
19:45 - Yes. - Yes.
19:46 - You read all the alphabets. - Yes.
19:47 There are 26. I read 27.
19:49 There are 26 in English.
19:51 - You speak Urdu. - I spoke in English.
19:53 What are you saying?
19:54 - I speak in Urdu. - Okay, next.
19:56 Isn't it easy for Uzmi to read?
19:58 - This is what experts say. - Yes, you're right.
20:01 - Yes, I've heard this. - I thought so too.
20:03 - Dr. Moose said it. - He's a difficult man.
20:06 Samia is a good historian.
20:08 She said, "It's difficult for you to read."
20:10 I said, "Why? I've done my matriculation."
20:11 She said, "It's difficult for you to read."
20:14 I said, "It must be easy for you."
20:14 What's your personality like?
20:16 - There are many layers. - Some people think I'm arrogant.
20:21 - No, it's not like that. - Some people think so.
20:23 Maulana Ali said, "Don't take someone's silence as arrogance."
20:26 "It's possible that he's fighting in himself."
20:27 - Wow. - But I try.
20:30 Maulana Ali said, "Give respect to the one who is worthy."
20:34 - Wow. - I give respect.
20:35 I don't give more or less.
20:37 - You'll give less and be arrogant. - Some people think it's less.
20:39 Some think it's more. God knows what I'm like.
20:43 - Justification is with God. - Yes.
20:45 - God knows our hearts. - But many people say,
20:48 whoever has read it, said it's difficult for you to read.
20:51 - But before becoming a comedian... - Yes.
20:53 ...have you acted in a Hollywood movie?
20:55 - Yes, I have. - I have asked this question on purpose.
21:01 - What's the matter? - This has to be addressed.
21:03 This is a huge achievement that happened before social media.
21:08 - People don't know about it. - They don't.
21:09 - It's been 17 years. - I want you to talk about it.
21:11 - It's been 17 years. - It's been 17 years.
21:13 I did a Hollywood movie before. Angelina Jolie was in it.
21:16 - That guy did a movie with Angelina Jolie. - Yes.
21:21 - Arnav Siddiqui was also there. - Arnav Siddiqui was there.
21:23 - Sajid Hasan was there. - Yes, I was there.
21:24 - Irfan Khan was from India. - Irfan Khan.
21:27 - I was in a scene with Irfan Khan. - Ali Khan was there.
21:30 Yes. Ali Khan was also there.
21:32 - The movie is called Mighty Heart. - Mighty Heart.
21:34 - Daniel Pearl... - He was murdered.
21:37 - A movie was made on it. - A movie was made on it.
21:39 I went to Mumbai for the shoot.
21:41 - I went there first. - I'm a little experienced.
21:43 - I've seen a star... - In comedy.
21:46 I've seen a star in a Hollywood movie.
21:48 - What's a star? - You're a star.
21:51 - You're a star. - Stars are the ones who shine in the sky.
21:53 - Wow! - You're shining too.
21:55 - I'm shining. - You're shining more.
21:57 I'm shining like this.
21:59 Many people say that you're not in a sitcom because you look serious.
22:03 And they don't take you seriously because you do comedy.
22:05 What can I do? I'm fine with it.
22:08 - Thank God, I'm doing well. - Thank God.
22:11 - I'm a hard worker. - I've heard this and people have told me.
22:15 They say, "You look serious. That's why they don't take you in a sitcom."
22:18 I said, "Take me seriously." They said, "But you do comedy."
22:20 And nowadays...
22:21 - Nowadays, people take comedy seriously. - I forgot something.
22:24 - Sorry. - His experience is that...
22:26 He's such a professional.
22:28 He had an audition in Karachi.
22:30 When I got selected, he said, "I've brought some clothes. I need your clothes."
22:36 I brought the clothes and hung them there.
22:38 The shoot was in Karachi. Irrfan Khan didn't get a visa for security reasons.
22:43 He said, "The shoot isn't happening yet."
22:46 He gave me the date of the shoot. I said, "Okay, I'm waiting."
22:49 The date was out. I didn't get a call.
22:50 - I said, "The scene is out." - They're not Hollywood professionals.
22:54 I said, "Is this a Hollywood film or a Musa Kaluni film?"
22:57 The next day, I got a call.
23:00 - "Please come to Sheraton Hotel." - Room 302.
23:04 - "I need to pay you." - I said, "What payment?"
23:07 - "The shoot isn't even on yet." - "I need to pay you in dollars."
23:10 - Wow. - I said, "Okay."
23:13 I went there. I asked, "What payment?"
23:15 He said, "I took your date yesterday."
23:17 "Irrfan Khan didn't get a visa. He couldn't work. This is his payment."
23:21 - Wow. - I said, "And the shirt you wore..."
23:25 "Some actor used it. This is his 1000 rupees."
23:28 I said, "Sir, I have more shirts."
23:30 - I said, "I'll send them to you in a Suzuki." - Wow.
23:34 - Wow. - Look at this.
23:36 - Very professional. - I got another call.
23:37 "This shoot will be in Mumbai."
23:39 They showed the entire Pakistani police in Mumbai.
23:41 They set up the entire Pakistani mobile police set.
23:44 - It's all the same. - It's almost the same in Mumbai and Karachi.
23:47 A few things have changed.
23:48 I went there and worked.
23:50 Everyone was telling me, "You have to come here."
23:52 "You're going on this shoot."
23:55 "Irrfan Khan, I'm sitting here."
23:56 "They called me first. The accountant is calling you."
23:58 I went. They gave me cash in my hand.
24:01 - Wow. - They signed the contract.
24:03 Then they sent me to do the scene.
24:05 - Wow. - I was so happy.
24:06 - I was so happy. - I was so happy.
24:08 - I was so happy. - I was so happy.
24:09 I was so happy.
24:10 I was so happy.
24:11 I was so happy.
24:12 I was so happy.
24:13 I was so happy.
24:14 I was so happy.
24:15 I was so happy.
24:16 I was so happy.
24:18 I was so happy.
24:19 I was so happy.
24:20 I was so happy.
24:21 I was so happy.
24:22 I was so happy.
24:23 I was so happy.
24:24 I was so happy.
24:25 I was so happy.
24:27 I was so happy.
24:28 I was so happy.
24:29 I was so happy.
24:30 I was so happy.
24:31 I was so happy.
24:32 I was so happy.
24:33 I was so happy.
24:35 I was so happy.
24:36 I was so happy.
24:37 I was so happy.
24:38 I was so happy.
24:39 I was so happy.
24:41 I was so happy.
24:42 I was so happy.
24:43 I was so happy.
24:44 I was so happy.
24:45 I was so happy.
24:47 I was so happy.
24:48 I was so happy.
24:49 I was so happy.
24:51 I was so happy.
24:52 I was so happy.
24:53 I was so happy.
24:54 I was so happy.
24:56 I was so happy.
24:57 I was so happy.
24:58 I was so happy.
25:00 I was so happy.
25:01 I was so happy.
25:02 I was so happy.
25:04 I was so happy.
25:05 I was so happy.
25:06 I was so happy.
25:07 I was so happy.
25:09 I was so happy.
25:10 I was so happy.
25:11 I was so happy.
25:13 I was so happy.
25:14 I was so happy.
25:15 I was so happy.
25:16 I was so happy.
25:18 I was so happy.
25:19 I was so happy.
25:20 I was so happy.
25:22 I was so happy.
25:23 I was so happy.
25:24 I was so happy.
25:25 I was so happy.
25:27 I was so happy.
25:28 I was so happy.
25:29 I was so happy.
25:31 I was so happy.
25:32 It's also true that in summers,
25:34 the makeup of the groom and the bride
25:36 -gets ruined. -Yes.
25:37 And the wedding guests
25:39 and the sisters' wishes
25:40 are ruined by heavy clothes.
25:42 I remember one wedding.
25:44 It was my friend's wedding.
25:45 On the first night of the wedding,
25:47 he gave the bride Rs. 450,000 as dowry.
25:49 The bride said, "You'll take my dowry?
25:50 "You'll take the dowry of my entire family?"
26:01 Washroom, washroom and washroom.
26:03 I had to go to the washroom after a while.
26:04 -And before the show... -Yes?
26:06 I was sitting for two hours and he wasn't coming.
26:08 He said, "We'll call you on stage in ten minutes.
26:10 "Start coming."
26:11 He kept telling me, "I'm in the washroom.
26:13 "Don't let me in."
26:14 I said, "Okay, go."
26:16 As soon as he started going, I got announcement.
26:18 How many times has this happened?
26:19 -Yes. -You're right.
26:21 -Brother, now... -There are three things
26:22 you can't live without.
26:24 -Wife, daughter and son. -Yes.
26:25 -Wow. -Wow.
26:27 -Very nice. -You're coming.
26:29 -I'm coming. -You're coming.
26:30 -Very nice. -I'm crying.
26:32 -I want a wife. -Yes.
26:34 I want a son.
26:35 What an emotional thing to say. Wow.
26:37 Amazing.
26:38 Okay, let me tell you something.
26:40 Whatever has been decided in our society,
26:42 -if it goes the other way around... -Yes.
26:43 -Let's say, if the divorce was in the woman's hands... -Yes.
26:46 ...then the woman would divorce the man after every few hours.
26:48 Come here. Take this.
26:49 -Come on, leave. -Yes.
26:50 No, sorry. I'm leaving.
26:51 If the divorce was in the woman's hands,
26:53 -think about what would have happened. -Okay, now...
26:54 You both would be in tension.
26:56 "What do I do? Sister-in-law has divorced me again."
26:58 Many people can comment on this.
27:00 "You didn't mention about parents, wife and son."
27:02 -They have no change. -No change.
27:04 -It's stupid to bring them in a list. -Wow.
27:08 -Wow. -It's stupid.
27:09 -Amazing. -Yes.
27:11 Okay, next question.
27:13 Three things you dream about a lot.
27:16 -No, you read it. -You read it.
27:17 -You read it. -I won't tell you.
27:18 I want to answer it clearly.
27:20 -A bachelor and a married woman. -Sunny Neon.
27:22 -Sunny Neon. -What?
27:24 -Khalifa. -Khalifa.
27:26 -Khalifa. -Mia Khalifa.
27:28 Mia Khalifa.
27:29 -No. -You tell us.
27:30 I used to eat a lot of fennel seeds.
27:32 -I have reduced it now. -Yes.
27:35 I see a lot of fennel seeds in Ramadan.
27:38 I eat fennel seeds and I used to get up and eat it.
27:41 I'll tell you a serious thing.
27:43 My...
27:45 My friend, Manqabat Khan, Ali Zia Rizvi,
27:48 he lives in Atlanta.
27:49 I love him so much that I dream about him the most.
27:51 -Wow. -Wow.
27:52 He has a beautiful voice.
27:54 -He is a senior friend. -Wow.
27:56 He is Manqabat Khan.
27:57 Manqabat Khan is in the village.
27:58 Nauha Khan Salam Khan.
28:00 -I dream about them a lot. -Wow.
28:02 -I told you about one. -Yes.
28:05 Ali.
28:06 I have weird dreams.
28:08 -What? -What?
28:10 I don't know. Is it a dream?
28:12 I was dreaming and the girl said, "What a joke."
28:16 In your dream and in his dream.
28:17 I don't know.
28:19 -You are the only one. -The third one is that
28:21 I am selling my dreams to his dreams.
28:23 I told him to show me a little.
28:26 -He is showing me one. -He is showing me one.
28:28 There is one example that I want to clarify.
28:31 What does it mean?
28:32 We say that the mind is in the knees.
28:34 -Yes. -What does it mean?
28:35 -Mind? -We say in the knees.
28:37 -Yes. -The knees are more bent.
28:38 Actually, the knees are the first to speak.
28:42 -You know. -Wow.
28:43 -The pain of joints. -Yes.
28:45 The knees are the first to have problems.
28:47 That's why we say the mind is in the knees.
28:48 I don't know.
28:49 These are just examples.
28:51 It's nothing like that.
28:52 -There is no logic behind it. -There is no logic.
28:53 -There is nothing. -You don't want to say logic.
28:55 -We say it in the knees. -Yes.
28:56 The mind is in the knees.
28:59 -The mind is in the knees. -Brother, don't say that.
29:00 Is there anyone taller than Amitabh Bachchan?
29:01 -No. -I mean, is there anyone taller than him?
29:04 Brother, this is a matter of marriage.
29:07 I won't marry a short boy.
29:09 I won't marry a tall girl.
29:10 Brother, I have to love her late.
29:13 Yes.
29:14 No, I mean, I have to talk to her late.
29:18 No, I am telling you.
29:20 People's point of view has changed.
29:21 -You can't marry a girl of today. -Okay. Next.
29:23 What? You want to say something?
29:24 No, I am saying, what is the point of today's girls?
29:26 Girls complain that boys are cheating on them.
29:28 So boys say, okay.
29:30 Boys have messaged the girls.
29:31 If we are cheating, then cheat us too.
29:34 Yes.
29:35 I mean, fruits.
29:36 -Cheat us. Guavas, apples. -Yes.
29:37 -Cheat us. -Yes.
29:38 -Food. -Yes.
29:40 -Thank you. -Yes.
29:42 -Punch line's dry cleaner. -Punches dry cleaner.
29:44 -Yes. -Punches dry cleaner is sitting here.
29:46 Okay, next.
29:48 Three things that you can't do before your youth.
29:51 -What? -You can't do?
29:52 -After youth. -Do you do this?
29:54 Ask him.
29:56 Three things that he used to do before his youth and he is still doing.
29:59 He used to ask you.
30:00 What are those three things?
30:02 Mood. Mood. Mood.
30:03 Mood. Mood. Mood.
30:04 -Mood. Mood. -Mood. Mood.
30:07 One is to keep your focus on your education.
30:10 Keep your focus on your education.
30:11 Keep your focus on your career.
30:12 Keep your focus on your mood.
30:14 -Yes. -Mood and mood.
30:15 -What you are thinking is... -Wife's wish.
30:17 Wife's wish and wife's wish.
30:19 -You can't do it before marriage? -Yes.
30:21 -Wife's wish. -What could you do?
30:23 -You can fulfill your wife's wish before marriage? -Yes.
30:25 You can't fulfill someone else's wish.
30:27 And wives have only one sentence.
30:28 Listen, come home with something in the evening.
30:30 And my friend, his wife takes it.
30:32 -Yes. -Many people say, come home with something.
30:36 -Manage it. -Yes.
30:37 -You never say, go home with something. -Yes.
30:39 -You never say, take something. -You never say, take something.
30:41 -Sell it outside. -This is also a sentence.
30:43 You never say this sentence.
30:44 This sentence.
30:45 -You see, there is a time for acceptance. -Yes.
30:48 And my friend, I used to joke with my father when I was a kid.
30:50 You didn't invite me to your wedding.
30:53 He said, I grew up and my father got married again.
30:55 Come on.
30:56 Oh, man.
30:58 This also happens.
31:00 -Acceptance. Say good things. -Say good things. Yes.
31:02 Okay, what is real poverty?
31:04 Lack of money or lack of friends?
31:06 Wow, lack of a woman.
31:07 Real poverty.
31:09 Real poverty is ungratefulness.
31:12 -Wow. -Very good.
31:13 Neither lack of money nor lack of friends.
31:15 It's ungratefulness.
31:16 You enjoy what you have.
31:18 What is past will not come.
31:19 What is to come, you don't know.
31:20 Wow.
31:21 So enjoy what you have.
31:23 What you have, breathe it.
31:24 -This is the biggest wealth. -Wow.
31:26 -Wow. -Okay.
31:27 This poverty, we are very ungrateful.
31:30 -Wow. -Very ungrateful.
31:32 You see, in everything, we are ungrateful and impatient.
31:35 Be patient and be grateful.
31:37 God will bless you.
31:39 What a good thing.
31:40 When you can say such good things, why do you get down?
31:42 So, what is the point of coming to your show?
31:44 Have you heard of Aqwal-e-Dari?
31:46 By the way, Aqwal-e-Dari is said by Barkat bhai.
31:49 Barkat bhai, do you want to say something?
31:50 I have said so much, I don't like it.
31:52 People won't accept it.
31:53 People won't accept it.
31:56 I am telling you, people won't accept it.
31:57 Any good thing that is close to your heart
31:59 and you have got a lot of blessings from it?
32:01 I want to say that I read a place
32:03 that meeting is very important.
32:05 -Meeting. -Meeting is very important.
32:07 Keeping yourself locked in the room.
32:09 They say that to talk to someone, you need feelings, not a topic.
32:12 To talk to someone, you don't need a topic,
32:15 you need feelings.
32:16 Wow.
32:17 Listening to each other,
32:19 it makes a big difference.
32:21 Meeting makes a big difference.
32:22 I am a lonely person.
32:25 I live in loneliness.
32:26 When I lock myself in, I get sick.
32:29 So, I started meeting.
32:30 I started listening.
32:31 It makes me understand that I should go out, meet,
32:33 at home, mother, you, mother, okay.
32:35 But when I go out, I get relaxed.
32:38 Otherwise, I get sick.
32:39 -Wow, that's right. -Yes.
32:40 What would you say?
32:41 I am saying that in our society,
32:43 90% of people are locked in a cage
32:47 where people have written what they will say.
32:48 -Wow. -Wow.
32:50 You have to free yourself from this cage.
32:52 Believe me, people won't say anything.
32:53 Wow.
32:54 That's it. What will people say?
32:56 We will not let anyone out.
32:57 And after death, we realise that people don't say anything about us.
32:59 We were roaming around the world in so much tension.
33:01 Another thing is that whatever you do,
33:04 whether you do it well or badly,
33:06 you cannot satisfy all the people.
33:08 You cannot.
33:09 You tell me, is there a single person in this country
33:12 who has no criticism or no criticism,
33:14 -who doesn't get abused? -Wow.
33:15 -Just one person. -Wow.
33:16 -Now... -It happens to everyone.
33:18 I was watching a great skit.
33:20 A man was lying in a grave.
33:21 His wife came to the grave and made a wish.
33:24 That her daughter's clothes are over.
33:27 She wants them.
33:28 Her son is crying for her.
33:29 My make-up is over.
33:30 He said, "I am dead. I haven't come to Dubai."
33:33 Wow.
33:36 What happened?
33:37 Wishes don't get over.
33:38 What will people say? They don't get over.
33:39 We are stuck in this situation.
33:41 You know what?
33:41 -When the machine starts buzzing... -Yes.
33:45 When the machine starts buzzing, the organs start making noise.
33:48 -Oh. -And when the brain starts buzzing,
33:50 the tongue starts talking nonsense.
33:52 Yes.
33:53 In the entire show, he...
33:55 Kill me.
33:56 -My last... -Brother, bring some oil.
33:59 -Lessen the noise. -Yes.
34:00 -I'll get some oil. -By the way, Barkat bhai,
34:02 as a comedian, I know that we are very sensitive people.
34:05 And we get offended by what we say.
34:09 What is it? What is it?
34:10 -We can't take it. -Absolutely.
34:13 -We cry a lot. -What is it?
34:14 When did you cry the last time?
34:16 When did I cry the last time?
34:18 My mother was undergoing dialysis.
34:20 And the doctor had told me...
34:22 I came to see her with my wife and other friends.
34:24 So, when the doctor told me to sign the paper,
34:28 I was very upset. I was crying.
34:30 Because my mother had...
34:32 -had a stent. -Yes.
34:34 -And her stomach... -And her BP...
34:36 -And her blood pressure... -And her blood pressure...
34:37 And she was told to walk on a thin wire and eat the wells behind her.
34:41 So, I was walking.
34:43 And the way I was being strict with my mother...
34:45 Someone else can see. Someone will say, "He is cruel."
34:47 Sonia Jacob, our doctor,
34:50 she said, "All the patients who are on dialysis have passed away."
34:55 "God is guiding your mother and you are being careful."
34:58 -I was being so strict with my mother. -Wow.
34:59 I told her to sit still.
35:00 -Yes. -I told her not to.
35:02 I told her to walk on my pace.
35:03 I told her to eat this and that.
35:04 I told her that I'll guide her on my pace.
35:05 I told her to let me walk and have mercy on me.
35:07 There are two people on my back.
35:08 My mother has a machine on her back.
35:09 A breathing machine.
35:11 There are two people.
35:11 So, I told her to let me walk.
35:13 I am here because you are here.
35:14 I told her to complete her 100 years.
35:15 I told her to lift me up.
35:17 I told her to give me a death certificate.
35:19 I told her to give me something to lift me up after 100 years.
35:21 I don't want to stay here.
35:21 I told her to complete her 100 years with health and well-being.
35:24 I told her that I'll go after her.
35:26 I told her not to lift me up before my mother.
35:28 I told her to lift me up after my mother.
35:29 That's all I pray for.
35:30 -And that's my prayer. -Wow.
35:31 -God bless you and your mother. -God bless your mother.
35:34 -But you didn't tell her more than 100 years. -No, I told her about my mother.
35:37 -I am praying for your mother. -But you have thousands of years.
35:40 -Yes, thousands of years. -Motaji.
35:41 -Motaji. -God has written the breath.
35:43 -He has written the doctor and the doctor. -Yes, that's right.
35:46 -That's great. -He has all the breath in his hands.
35:48 -That's right. -He can call her whenever he wants.
35:51 He can call her from her mother's womb.
35:53 If he didn't call her, he would have given the age of 950 years to Hazrat Nuh.
35:56 -Wow. -That's great.
35:57 Brother, it is said that only God has made the book of calculations right.
36:01 Only God has made the book of calculations right.
36:03 Only God has made the book of calculations right.
36:05 He sent everyone empty handed and called them empty handed.
36:08 -Wow. -Wow.
36:10 -Wow. -Wow.
36:12 Let's take a break after saying some good things.
36:13 I will throw the bag.
36:14 -Barkha, you throw it. -No.
36:15 Tell me something. You take a break when we start saying good things.
36:18 -I can't bear it. -Then why do you say good things?
36:21 -I am on a break. -Let's take a break with these good things.
36:25 Don't go anywhere.
36:32 Welcome back to the show.
36:33 You are watching on IJayGudiya.
36:34 We have with us Barkat and Uzmi.
36:36 Thank you, sir. Thank you.
36:37 Thank you. I am really thankful to you.
36:39 You invited me.
36:41 -What should I say? -I think you will say something in English.
36:43 No, I don't speak much English.
36:45 I get caught. I get caught in ignorance.
36:47 I saw some people study more in this so that they can make others' lives easier.
36:51 What are you saying? Wow.
36:53 -Wow. -He speaks English to us.
36:55 -Wow. -This is not a show.
36:56 What are you saying?
36:58 -Speaking English is a sign of being educated. -No, it's English.
37:00 -People will say that you get caught in ignorance. -Yes.
37:02 -I didn't... -If a student doesn't go to school,
37:04 -he has to speak English. -Wow.
37:05 -Even the rich speak English. -Wow.
37:07 -You speak everything. -Yes.
37:08 -There is a tongue. -There is a tongue.
37:10 There is a game called Jogla.
37:10 There is a screen.
37:11 There will be some pictures.
37:12 If you had to name these things, what would it be?
37:14 -Okay. -Put your picture.
37:15 -Should I name it? -Yes.
37:18 Someone must have named it a bed.
37:21 -Yes. -If you had to name it, what would you name it?
37:23 -Late. -Late.
37:25 -The Urdu one. -I think it's a late machine.
37:27 Late.
37:29 Look, I have a machine here too.
37:30 -Because they keep machines on the bed. -There is a shortage of machines.
37:33 -It's a late machine. -Okay, sorry.
37:34 -Sorry. -There is a shortage of machines in their life.
37:36 I have a machine. Although I am getting my degree certificate.
37:38 -Yes. -Yes, sir.
37:39 -So, this is a late machine. -Late.
37:40 -Late. -Okay, next.
37:41 I remembered this from the balloon.
37:45 It was written outside a balloon shop.
37:47 If you can't get a balloon for your child, why don't you sell it on time?
37:50 Yes.
37:52 -The balloon vendor sells balloons on time. -Yes.
37:55 -He sells balloons on time. -Yes.
37:57 -Why didn't you sell it on time? -Yes.
37:58 -You sell balloons on time. -Okay.
38:00 -You sell balloons on time. -I am selling balloons on time.
38:01 -Sorry. -Yes.
38:02 -Is the next one done? -Yes.
38:06 Let's name it Hava Hava.
38:08 -Are you talking about this? -Yes.
38:09 -The balloon vendor sold it on time. -He doesn't drink milk like this.
38:12 -He drinks it like this. -Yes.
38:13 -We have to name it. -Yes.
38:16 -Oh, God. -Nipple milk.
38:18 -No. -But there is nipple.
38:20 -There is nipple. -Give me milk without nipple.
38:21 You want me to drink milk without nipple.
38:28 -I have a child. -Yes.
38:29 -What will be its name? -Give me milk without nipple.
38:31 Let me tell you. Milk is called Babo.
38:34 -Babo. -Babo.
38:35 -It's a lovely name. -Wow.
38:37 Babo.
38:37 We talked about this last time.
38:39 It sounds good when kids say it.
38:41 -It sounds bad when adults say it. -What?
38:43 -It's called Mama. -Yes.
38:44 -What are you saying? -Yes.
38:46 -Next. -Next.
38:48 -Okay. -No.
38:50 -Nipple. -Nipple.
38:52 -Let's name it Pod. -It's called Pod.
38:55 -It's called Pod. -Yes.
38:56 Relaxation Moot.
38:58 -It's a long name. -I am an Englishman.
38:59 I am from England.
39:01 I want to have a relaxation mood at home.
39:03 It's called Softwear.
39:06 Softwear.
39:07 -Let me tell you something. -Yes.
39:09 -Sometimes it's called Hardwear. -Yes.
39:11 -Oh my God. -It's called Sim Sim.
39:13 -Wow. -Wow.
39:14 -Because... -Electric chair.
39:16 -No. It's a stomach problem. -Yes.
39:19 -It's called Sim Sim. -Wow.
39:20 -Next. -You gave me a headline.
39:22 -Soap. -It's your favourite thing.
39:26 -You relate to soap. -Yes.
39:28 -You take a lot of baths. -Yes.
39:30 -You take baths for 3 hours. -Oh my God.
39:32 I was talking about soap. Stop it.
39:34 My jags are over. Your jags are not over.
39:36 Okay. This is called soap.
39:39 -Waiter gets tired of soap. -Yes.
39:41 Because he has to wash his hands once.
39:43 -I know. I am right. -Wash your hands.
39:45 You hear the sound and then you are done.
39:48 -It's called Hardwear. -I will name this soap in English.
39:51 -Yes. -What will you name it? -Easy Target.
39:52 -Easy? -Easy Target.
39:54 Easy Target.
39:56 It will be called Small Target.
39:58 -It gets smaller. -Yes.
40:00 -Wow. -Wow. Small Target.
40:02 -It gets smaller when you take a bath. -Wow.
40:04 Next.
40:05 -It's a Benz. -Wicket.
40:08 -Wicket. -Wicket.
40:09 He plays cricket very well.
40:12 -Yes. -Once, the umpire was so angry with him
40:15 that he gave him a foul and a death penalty.
40:18 He is not getting out.
40:19 He is not getting out.
40:21 He did a foul. Until death.
40:23 -Until death. -Until...
40:25 -Until death. -No.
40:27 -Until death. -No.
40:28 He died with his aunt.
40:30 -I will tell you what we say. -Yes.
40:32 When we play, we say, "Hit the sticks."
40:34 -Hit the sticks. -Yes.
40:35 -So, the sticks... -Three sticks.
40:38 -Why are you hitting the fourth one? -Yes.
40:40 -And we say, "Hit the sticks." -Yes.
40:44 -But we say sticks. -Yes.
40:45 -You have to name it. -No.
40:47 In the world, it's called wickets.
40:49 -Or bails. -The world wide is called sticks.
40:51 Yes. We, the Pakistanis, say it's sticks.
40:54 And now, people set fire to these sticks and get hot.
40:58 -What will you play? -You were playing in the cold.
41:00 -Next. -Next.
41:01 Next.
41:03 Egg.
41:04 -One is broken. Two are joined. -It's an egg.
41:06 What is the name of the egg?
41:07 -It's... -Under liquid.
41:10 -Under... -Under liquid. Wow.
41:13 -Wow. -Under liquid.
41:15 -I think you should end the segment. -What is this?
41:18 -Under liquid. -No. I don't want to play.
41:20 -Wear headphones. -First, a song.
41:22 -Gaon Saadna. -Yes.
41:24 -I understood it from the music. -Yes.
41:26 "Become someone else's bride."
41:29 -Hey, Cinderella. -Cinderella.
41:32 "Wait for me."
41:34 "I'm sitting in the bus."
41:37 "I'm coming on the bike."
41:39 "I'm Cinderella."
41:41 -Cinderella. -Wow. I think it's good.
41:44 -Okay. -Brother.
41:46 -It's Cinderella. -Cinderella.
41:47 -And what is the bus waiting for? -Bus.
41:49 I was coming. I kept the bus on the scooter.
41:53 -Okay. Ready, sir. -Ready.
41:54 -Next song. -Next song.
41:56 -Gaon Saadna. -Wow.
41:57 -It's a difficult song. -Sing it.
41:59 "Don't be sad."
42:02 "Don't be sad."
42:05 "Don't let your lover go."
42:08 "Don't let your lover go."
42:12 "Don't let your lover go."
42:17 "Don't let your lover go."
42:22 "Don't be sad."
42:26 "Don't be sad."
42:28 "Don't let your lover go."
42:32 "Don't let your lover go."
42:36 "Don't let your lover go."
42:41 "Don't let your lover go."
42:45 -I'll pay the payment. -Barkat.
42:47 -Yes. -Listen.
42:48 It's a funny thing.
42:49 It was Mr. Khan's song.
42:51 And I had seen your action.
42:53 Your turn.
42:55 -I look like a hot pot. -Yes.
42:57 Yes. The same song.
43:00 "Don't be stubborn to go."
43:06 "Don't be stubborn to take a bath."
43:09 "Sit in the same corner."
43:15 It's so difficult.
43:17 You look like a party person.
43:19 "Sit in the same corner."
43:26 Wow.
43:27 -Today... -Bath.
43:29 "Don't be stubborn to go."
43:34 Very nice. Very nice.
43:37 "Don't be stubborn to take a bath."
43:39 "You'll die today."
43:40 "Don't say such things."
43:48 -He's singing old songs. -"Don't be stubborn to go."
43:55 -Wow. -So difficult.
43:57 -And so melodious. -You sang such a nice song.
43:59 -I liked it. -It was good.
44:00 -It will be a hit. -Yes.
44:02 -It will be a hit. -Yes.
44:04 Okay. Ready, sir.
44:06 -And the guitar. -Yes.
44:10 -The terrace of the colony. -Yes.
44:13 -And Mr. Khan. -And my friend.
44:16 -Wake up at night. -Wake up.
44:20 -Go home without payment. -Go home without payment.
44:23 Jump on the wall.
44:26 -Smoke a cigarette. -Yes.
44:28 -Go to the lane. -Very good.
44:31 -Clean your teeth. -Wow.
44:36 -Reach the college. -Lie.
44:38 Always late.
44:40 Say, "Sir, get out from the class."
44:46 -Wow. -Go...
44:47 -Where? -To the washroom.
44:50 -The system here is bad. -The system is bad.
44:54 The song is bad.
44:57 Very good.
44:59 I listened to all your songs patiently and I got a punch in the end.
45:02 -You sang all the songs. -Is this a Hollywood song?
45:05 No, it's not. Do it again.
45:08 -Do it again. -Do it again.
45:09 -Do it again. -I'm kidding.
45:11 Before leaving, do you want to say something?
45:13 -You go first. -I'll say this. Thank you.
45:15 Before leaving, I want to say that I'll be back after a month.
45:20 I just want to say that we should stay positive.
45:25 Take care of each other's happiness.
45:28 Take care of each other's punches. Don't laugh.
45:31 And give reactions to each other.
45:34 That's not possible.
45:36 -Give public reactions. -Yes.
45:38 -Public reactions are important. -And listen to comedy patiently.
45:41 Because it's more difficult to listen to comedy than to do it.
45:44 -That's right. -You have to understand it.
45:45 -Okay? -I remembered one more thing.
45:47 There are people buried in the graveyard who say that the world can't run without them.
45:51 -Oh, God. -Yes.
45:52 So, take care of each other. Love each other.
45:55 Respect each other.
45:58 And those who think that the shows can't run without them should go there.
46:01 -Yes. -Is this my love?
46:03 -No. -We'll remember it together.
46:05 There are many people who think so. I don't know who thinks so.
46:08 -No. -Do you think so?
46:09 -May God bless everyone. -Amen.
46:10 We remember a big thing.
46:13 It's said that the one who doesn't ask God for something, asks everyone for it.
46:17 Wow, Barkat.
46:19 I guess we'll end the show here. You said the biggest thing.
46:22 Anyway, this is where we end today's show.
46:23 We'll meet you in the next episode. Take care.
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