Aired (December 31, 2023): Alamin ang iba’t ibang klase ng tao sa handaan ayon sa mga judger nating ka-TBATS na sina Paul Salas at Mikee Quintos!
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00:00 [intro music]
00:05 This time, Mikey and Paul will be bringing us
00:09 Tiba's Top 5!
00:12 Here are the Top 5 people in the world.
00:16 Oh, that's a lot!
00:18 In other words, they are the ones you can forget about during parties.
00:24 You can relate to a lot of people here.
00:26 The number 5!
00:28 Oh, that's a lot!
00:30 The one who complains a lot.
00:32 He complains a lot about food.
00:35 But he eats a lot.
00:37 There are a lot of people who complain about the taste of their food.
00:41 "The spaghetti is lacking in the red sauce."
00:43 But he ate two rounds of food.
00:46 It's called pretending.
00:48 It's not delicious, but he eats a lot.
00:51 I know someone like that.
00:53 Who is it, friends?
00:54 Actually...
00:55 He's here in your room.
00:58 Who is he?
01:00 He's the assistant of a young actor.
01:02 Oh my gosh!
01:04 What's his name?
01:05 The name of the young actor has an initial.
01:09 PS.
01:10 PS!
01:11 I heard that he sometimes fights because of food.
01:16 Why is his face like this?
01:17 Can we call him?
01:19 He's counting the vegetables.
01:21 He said that there are only 5 pieces of vegetables.
01:23 And he's calling the commander.
01:25 He's calling me.
01:26 Why is he calling you?
01:27 We know that he's your PA.
01:30 He's your PA.
01:33 You're still in the top 2.
01:35 Go, go, go.
01:37 He's calling the assistant of a young actor.
01:40 "Why is he like this? He can't eat properly."
01:44 "Your boyfriend is like this."
01:46 He's using the...
01:48 He wants to have his own food.
01:52 He's the best.
01:54 He's the one who's always busy.
01:58 He's the one who's always busy.
02:00 He's the one who's always having a table.
02:02 He's the one who's always having a wedding.
02:05 He's the one who's always having a birthday boy or a birthday girl.
02:07 He's the one who invited you.
02:09 I think he's the one who invited me.
02:11 You thought he's the one who has a birthday.
02:13 You're the one who invited me.
02:15 You invited us.
02:17 "Oh, you're here. Have you eaten?"
02:19 "The food is here."
02:21 "Have some food."
02:23 But he's just a visitor.
02:25 He said, "It's your birthday."
02:27 I'm not the owner of KT Ringel.
02:31 You're called Agawa Momenta.
02:33 Actually, I know someone...
02:35 You know someone like that?
02:36 You know a lot of people.
02:38 But I think I'm a bit of a foul.
02:41 I'm a bit of a blind item.
02:43 But let's just call him by his name.
02:45 Mikey Quintos.
02:47 Oh, that's right.
02:50 I can't react because I'm a hypocrite.
02:53 Where's the party?
02:56 At everyone's party.
02:57 Sometimes, even at your friend's party.
02:59 That's right.
03:00 I was so embarrassed that I didn't realize that I'm like that.
03:03 At my grandfather's casual party, I was so embarrassed.
03:05 Oh, at your grandfather's casual party.
03:07 I was the one who sang at the end.
03:09 You thought he's your grandfather.
03:11 As a member.
03:12 You thought he's your grandfather.
03:13 He stole the mic.
03:14 He's the one who's full of nonsense.
03:16 He's just happy. He just wants to share happiness.
03:19 That's right.
03:20 Number 3.
03:23 This is the person who's called "Eat and Run".
03:29 You didn't notice that he's already here.
03:32 And he eats fast.
03:34 And he just took a picture and left.
03:36 I know someone like that.
03:38 I know someone like that.
03:40 I was invited to a Japanese restaurant by my friend.
03:43 He arrived on time.
03:45 And he left because he has a schedule.
03:48 I think one of my friends who's live-streaming,
03:52 he went to the back and brought food.
03:54 He was there too.
03:56 I said, "Oh, Tekla is also there."
03:59 I said, "Oh, he's here."
04:01 He went there because he has a schedule.
04:06 He has a schedule.
04:09 Is this a samurado?
04:12 It's a samurado, right?
04:13 Ouch.
04:14 Yes.
04:16 Okay.
04:18 I think you need a blind eye.
04:19 At least.
04:20 Let's go to number 2.
04:23 This is the person who's called "Gate Crashers".
04:28 Oh, yes.
04:29 They party.
04:30 But they're not invited in the first place.
04:33 They just crash when they enter.
04:35 Do you know anyone like that?
04:36 Like who?
04:39 I don't know.
04:42 Who's that?
04:43 I don't know.
04:44 That's the #class1.
04:47 You know,
04:48 Is there a show like that?
04:49 Do you know anyone like that?
04:50 I want to try it.
04:52 I think it's fun.
04:54 Yes.
04:55 But you really need to look at it.
04:57 Maybe you should be invited.
05:01 In other countries,
05:02 they're like that.
05:03 If someone's invited, they're the only ones.
05:06 You should lock in first.
05:08 But we Filipinos are welcome.
05:11 Even if you're not invited,
05:12 when you get there,
05:13 it's like you're counted.
05:16 It's already dramatic.
05:18 We get to share food.
05:19 That's why we have a lot of parties.
05:21 That's right.
05:22 I gave an excuse.
05:23 Sir!
05:24 Wow!
05:25 Here it is.
05:27 I just learned this term.
05:29 The one who likes to joke around.
05:31 That's it!
05:32 When you joke around,
05:33 you wrap me up in his dramas.
05:37 Yes.
05:38 Oh, he even sings.
05:39 I know someone like that.
05:41 We ate at the tea bar.
05:43 Sometimes, when we're not moving,
05:45 after taping,
05:46 he's at the table.
05:47 He'll leave and get it.
05:50 Oh!
05:51 That's Arian.
05:52 I'm not Arian.
05:53 That's Arian.
05:55 He's a BGS.
05:56 He brings it because he has a service.
05:58 I'm not surprised, Ma.
06:00 Yes.
06:03 He bought coffee for the group.
06:06 He brought a lot.
06:07 He didn't get anything, he took it home.
06:09 Yes!
06:10 I don't know where he hides it.
06:14 Right, Be?
06:15 We can't open it because of Mother.
06:18 You know, you'll drop it.
06:22 We met at the restaurant.
06:26 You met?
06:27 Do you have a blind item for him?
06:28 We were just sitting together.
06:30 Oh, my foot is broken.
06:32 My foot is broken.
06:34 When we go out, we share the blessings.
06:38 Oh, you understood.
06:41 We love Arian.
06:43 It's funny because we have a lot of viewers
06:46 who are related to us,
06:47 they're commenting their stories about our Top 5.
06:51 Just like Arian Labradora.
06:54 Oh, you're watching too?
06:55 Sarona Balutina of Pembo, Makati.
07:02 Pembo.
07:03 And now, Taguig.
07:06 Surprise!
07:08 Thank you very much, Mikey and Paul.
07:10 Bye!
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