SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE | movie | 2023 | Official Trailer
SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE is an animated documentary. Join Satan as he shares Bible secrets, secrets the students' past | dG1fM0NBZUV5T0JVXzQ
Transcript
00:00 This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine
00:05 It can't be.
00:07 Oh my gosh.
00:08 Is that...
00:09 Your teacher.
00:10 Your substitute Sunday school teacher.
00:13 Bible secrets?
00:16 None of us will believe your secrets.
00:18 Evil!
00:19 And he won't share them with us?
00:24 It's for a pretty obvious reason that they don't tell their parishioners these things.
00:28 If they really told them, their membership would be lost.
00:31 Ministers don't want to lose their jobs.
00:33 Goodbye health insurance.
00:35 Big secrets about Jesus?
00:38 Secrets about Jesus?
00:40 They're all liars there.
00:45 Modern biblical scholarship comes from...
00:50 Christians?
00:52 Church-going, pious people.
00:56 What about the cemeteries?
00:58 Is that Jesus?
00:59 Jesus golfs?
01:00 This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine
01:09 This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine
01:14 I rebuke you Satan.
01:16 Thanks Jen, noted.
01:17 Satan. Thanks Jen, noted.