Schuddebol je mee met Kaatje | show | 2011 | Official Trailer | dHNfcDl6MGdXREVsYXc
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00:00 Good morning, gang.
00:01 Last night, I did something I swore off years ago.
00:03 LSD?
00:04 Pegging?
00:04 Murder?
00:05 Carbs?
00:05 I looked up reviews of the store.
00:06 Oh, is this about that coupon not being honored?
00:09 Is this about a customer complaining about a sprained wrist after an arm wrestle?
00:11 'Cause he didn't call Uncle.
00:12 Ooh, is it the one titled "An Inconvenient Boner"?
00:15 'Cause that could be about anybody.
00:17 You know what I got a boner for?
00:18 Helping people.
00:19 Dicey Segway.
00:21 I never thought this could happen.
00:22 Really?
00:22 In a used, sporting goods store?
00:24 It's about to get weird in here, isn't it?
00:26 Yes.
00:26 Doesn't that make your spine tingle?
00:28 Oh, it makes something tingle.
00:29 You can't bring a tongue to a finger fight.
00:31 I'm gay.
00:31 We bring both.
00:32 That is true.
00:33 Who is gonna buy a used mouth guard?
00:36 Mm-mm.
00:37 Mm-mm-mm.
00:38 Spit that out.
00:39 We do accept baseball bats, but, um...
00:41 What is this?
00:43 I just set up a bidet in the bathroom.
00:46 Our customers shop here because they know we care.
00:50 Ma'am, I got what you need.
00:51 I'll scream.
00:52 You will take what I give you!
00:54 This one's good.
00:55 DJ?
00:55 We understand them.
00:57 I'm gonna get this one.
00:58 Is there sound coming out?
00:59 We listen.
01:00 I'm sorry, what?
01:00 What?
01:01 What?
01:01 What?
01:02 Shots fired!
01:03 [screaming]
01:05 You know, I don't know sign language.
01:08 What?
01:08 You heard of hearing, too?
01:09 Is your worst fear also...
01:11 Not hearing the fire alarm and your skin melting down to the skeleton?
01:15 [laughing]
01:16 Well, this is terrific.
01:19 [silence]
01:21 [BLANK_AUDIO]