We all love vacations! Watch these hilarious comedians share their vacation experiences.
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00:00 (sniffing)
00:02 - Y'all waiting on us?
00:05 This is We Need to Talk About America.
00:07 - The show where first generation comedians.
00:10 - Break down life in the USA.
00:12 - On today's show, we're talking about.
00:14 - Vacation.
00:15 - Vacations.
00:16 - My parents never took a vacation ever.
00:21 Like I've never known a time in which they took one
00:24 or we took one as a family.
00:25 That was not a thing.
00:27 That was a movie thing.
00:28 That was a sitcom thing.
00:29 - You going on a lot of vacations?
00:30 - You know, we gone on the wack
00:32 Southern California locations.
00:35 The Joshwood trees, the Santa Barbaras, the San Diego.
00:38 - San Diego if you're feeling fancy.
00:39 - Yeah.
00:40 - Maybe a little dip in the TJ.
00:41 - Yeah.
00:42 And the outlet malls.
00:44 - Oh, along the way.
00:44 - That's a vacation.
00:46 An outlet mall is a vacation for us.
00:47 - Or if you're feeling extra fancy,
00:49 you go up San Francisco vacation.
00:51 - Oh, I've never done that.
00:52 - Never?
00:53 - Not with the fam.
00:54 - Wow, broke boy over here.
00:55 (laughing)
00:57 - We didn't have that much money.
00:59 So we went to Vegas.
01:01 You know, we went to
01:02 Vegas.
01:06 (laughing)
01:07 We went to Vegas.
01:08 - We didn't really have vacations.
01:10 We had staycations.
01:11 And we saw Sister Act 2 in the theaters.
01:13 - A beggar porn?
01:15 - Hometown buffet about two, three times.
01:17 That was the totality of our vacation.
01:20 - I feel like you keep it local
01:22 'cause you know, it didn't have a lot of money.
01:23 And then, 'cause all the money was being saved
01:25 to like go back home to Thailand.
01:27 - We never did the motherland thing.
01:29 - Never ever?
01:29 - No, my parents haven't returned
01:31 to Korea in 30 plus years.
01:34 - What?
01:35 - So like at this point,
01:36 I know more about Korea than they do.
01:38 - When was the last time you went?
01:39 - I go every year.
01:40 - What?
01:41 And you didn't take your parents?
01:42 - Nah, they got Korean dramas.
01:44 They stay updated.
01:45 I mean, they're the ones
01:46 who wanted to come here that bad.
01:47 (laughing)
01:48 - Vacation Nigeria is, it's a whole process.
01:51 I would go way more if the process wasn't such a thing.
01:53 If I go with my mom or dad,
01:54 they wanna bring so many clothes back home.
01:57 So everybody has seven bags.
01:59 - I remember my mom's like,
02:00 "Sim, help me with this in the garage."
02:01 I said, "Sure."
02:02 I was like, "Hey mom, what are all these suitcases?"
02:04 And she goes, "Oh, that's just clothes for India."
02:06 We all live here.
02:07 Everybody we know, including your parents, my dad's,
02:10 everybody lives here.
02:11 I have no idea.
02:12 Who are we giving it to?
02:14 You know?
02:14 All right.
02:15 Who?
02:17 (upbeat music)
02:20 (static)