Marcel the shell is out of sight. | dG1fVGE5SzIyRDBvNVE
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00:00 *knocking*
00:02 *heavy breathing*
00:04 *cough*
00:06 *heavy breathing*
00:08 I'm sorry, I'm actually really out of breath right now.
00:10 *heavy breathing*
00:12 Well, in all honesty, I had to walk all the way here from the water bottle.
00:14 *heavy breathing*
00:16 *heavy breathing*
00:18 I do, but it wasn't available to me and also, well, my car is a bug.
00:20 *heavy breathing*
00:22 *heavy breathing*
00:24 *heavy breathing*
00:26 *heavy breathing*
00:28 Uh, I'm sorry, could I have a drip of water?
00:30 *heavy breathing*
00:32 *heavy breathing*
00:34 If you do drive a bug, you have to be pretty easy going
00:36 because you're only going to get to go where the bug wants to go.
00:38 One week, there was a maple sugar syrup spill in the kitchen
00:40 and every time I would ride the bug out,
00:42 no matter where I wanted to go, I would just end up back in the kitchen.
00:44 Really, what you just have to want to do is take a ride.
00:46 *music*
00:48 *music*
00:50 *music*
00:52 *music*
00:54 *music*
00:56 *music*
00:58 Do you ever read the newspaper?
01:00 I don't. We don't have a newspaper,
01:02 but sometimes I'll just read a receipt.
01:04 I like that
01:06 because I like to get a feel for
01:08 daily life.
01:10 Guess what my bed is?
01:12 What? A piece of bread.
01:14 Guess what I,
01:16 guess one time I went to a hotel
01:18 and guess what the bed was made out of?
01:20 What? A muffin.
01:22 Like a fancy hotel?
01:24 It was, but we split the room
01:26 and we actually slept eight to the muffin.
01:28 Guess why
01:30 the bus isn't running?
01:32 Why? Because the bus is a caterpillar
01:34 and it threw up.
01:36 Guess what I want, but I'm not going to beg for it.
01:38 Uh, what?
01:40 A nickname.
01:42 Because you can't make it for yourself, like
01:44 you can make yourself a new hairstyle,
01:46 but you can't say, "Well, now, you know, I go by
01:48 the name of the General," or whatever.
01:50 If you could have a nickname, what would it be? Ace.
01:52 What if you had a pen name?
01:54 I would call myself Sheldon Conk.
01:56 Do you want to see me try to turn the page?
01:58 Yeah, sure.
02:00 [Squeals]
02:02 Uh, read on.
02:04 [Laughs]
02:06 Uh,
02:08 I, well, I used to have a sister.
02:10 You used to have a...
02:12 Yeah.
02:14 What happened to her?
02:16 Someone asked her to hold a balloon.
02:18 Uh.
02:20 All he cares about is treats.
02:22 Treats and snoozing.
02:24 Look at him.
02:26 Treats and snoozing. Snoozing and treats.
02:28 That's it.
02:30 [Doorbell rings]
02:32 [Dogs barking]
02:34 [Dogs barking]
02:36 [Dogs barking]
02:38 Don't you think that's a good nickname for me?
02:40 Windy.
02:42 Windy? Yeah.
02:44 That's your nickname.
02:46 My nickname's Windy? Windy.
02:48 Y-N-D-Y.
02:50 Why is my nickname Windy?
02:52 That's what we all call you.
02:54 [Laughs]
02:56 That's what the community
02:58 calls you.
03:00 I'm glad you like it, I guess.
03:02 Maybe I shouldn't tell you where it came from.
03:04 [Laughs]
03:06 Is he still there?
03:08 Where is he right now?
03:12 Oh, God.
03:16 I can smell his face.
03:18 Actually, it happens to a lot of kids.
03:20 And that's what--
03:22 Well, my sister's name was Marissa.
03:24 And that's why they call it Marissa's Law now.
03:28 Yeah.
03:30 I know.
03:32 I mean, it was pretty hard
03:34 at the time, but now I always just think,
03:36 "Oh, you know, she's traveling."
03:38 [Doorbell rings]
03:42 [Door creaks]
03:44 [Doorbell rings]
03:46 [Doorbell rings]
03:48 [Sighs]
03:50 Guess why I smile a lot?
03:52 Uh, 'cause it's worth it.
03:54 (soft music)
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04:06 (soft music)
04:08 [BLANK_AUDIO]