Category
🎮️
Jeux vidéoTranscription
00:00 [Gunshots]
00:13 Anonymous.
00:14 [Gunshots]
00:19 Sounded like Nicki Minaj right there.
00:21 Ay-yah!
00:22 [Gunshots]
00:25 Hello there.
00:30 [Gunshots]
00:34 The shotty boys.
00:36 [Gunshots]
00:48 Shot really lucky there, bro.
00:53 Being able to hear when a...
00:56 Like I just got to get on, that's f*cking hilarious.
01:00 [Screaming]
01:05 You know...
01:06 Right, you should be able to turn down the announcer's voice if you want.
01:12 Oh, it's a problem.
01:17 You should be able to lower...
01:19 You don't have to do this.
01:21 Yeah, unfortunately I do.
01:24 That's a real player by the way, that killed an AI.
01:27 Brand new game and then AFK for forever.
01:34 It's not the enforcer, but it's something.
01:43 Props to you for hanging here, bro.
01:44 After I just got on that one player and sniped you and you didn't leave.
01:48 That's a real one.
01:51 [Gunshots]
01:56 Excuse me?
01:59 [Gunshots]
02:08 Nice shot, bro.
02:10 Shhh.
02:14 Oh, he's out.
02:16 Oh, yo, dude.
02:17 Imagine Tim shaking his ass gets me banned, bro.
02:21 [Groaning]
02:24 [Music]
02:28 Oh.
02:30 [Music]
02:35 [Gunshots]
02:40 [Music]
02:47 [Gunshots]
02:54 A shotgun blast?
02:55 [Music]
02:57 [Gunshots]
03:09 [Music]
03:13 So where did he just get sniped from?
03:15 [Music]
03:23 Trying something stupid here, bro.
03:27 I gotta get out.
03:28 [Music]
03:56 No, he got the gun.
03:58 I had him one shot.
04:00 I almost outplayed the guy, bro.
04:02 I almost outplayed everyone there.
04:03 I'm so talented.
04:04 I'm so strong, dude.
04:05 I'm stronger.
04:06 I'm smarter.
04:08 I'm better.
04:09 Dude, he got the shotgun.
04:10 He one-pumped me, man.
04:11 I had like 50.
04:12 I had like 100 health.
04:13 He hit me for over 100, bro.
04:14 I almost fucking clutched up.
04:15 Get that shit out of my face.
04:16 Get that shit out of my face right now.
04:18 Get that shit out of my face right now.
04:19 Poke you in the eye, dude.
04:20 Bro, that was a fun fight.
04:22 That was honestly probably one of the most fun fights I've had.
04:25 Bro, that guy was 100, 150 over shield.
04:27 I'm jump-hip firing this guy with the pistol as he's pushing me.
04:30 Two shield left.
04:31 I'm ticking up slowly.
04:32 Only 48 HP.
04:33 A shotgun that isn't really fully loaded.
04:35 Like a half a shot.
04:36 A green shotgun going up against the gold.
04:39 I almost clutched that fight.
04:40 It was such a good fight.
04:41 The pistol's clean, bro.
04:43 We do not care.
04:44 All right, dude.
04:45 That's toxic, actually, dude.
04:49 That's just mean.
04:50 I'll rock a pistol.
04:54 This whole game, this pistol's kind of sick.
05:23 I'm not a moose.
05:24 Speedmag, laser, muzzle.
05:26 I'll take it.
05:27 You know what? No.
05:31 This one's just better.
05:33 Someone's already in here.
05:36 I have to be careful.
05:37 Bro, what the?
05:42 Okay, I guess that's how that works.
05:49 Right?
05:50 For Will Ferrell when he's talking to his wife.
05:52 And out of nowhere, it makes no sense for her to say this.
05:57 It's not romantic.
05:58 It's not intimate.
05:59 It's not a serious conversation.
06:00 And then she just goes, "I'm pregnant."
06:04 Bro, you...
06:05 piss me off.
06:08 Can't hear you.
06:09 Yeah, no doubt, bro.
06:10 Those guys had no headset on or what?
06:11 If I were lying,
06:13 I would have been like, "Oh, I'm sorry."
06:14 I would have been like, "Oh, I'm sorry."
06:16 I would have been like, "Oh, I'm sorry."
06:18 I would have been like, "Oh, I'm sorry."
06:19 I would have been like, "Oh, I'm sorry."
06:20 I would have been like, "Oh, I'm sorry."
06:21 I would have been like, "Oh, I'm sorry."
06:22 I would have been like, "Oh, I'm sorry."
06:23 I would have been like, "Oh, I'm sorry."
06:24 I would have been like, "Oh, I'm sorry."
06:25 I would have been like, "Oh, I'm sorry."
06:26 I would have been like, "Oh, I'm sorry."
06:28 [Screaming]
06:31 Can't hear you.
06:34 Yeah, no doubt, bro.
06:35 Those guys had no headset on or what?
06:36 If I were lying,
06:38 I would swim into the middle of the ocean
06:40 and freaking eat you!
06:41 First off, a lion?
06:49 Swimming in the middle of the ocean?
06:51 [Gunshots]
06:52 Lions can't swim.
07:01 Lions aren't good swimmers.
07:02 Sometimes I have to, you know,
07:04 make some bets, dude.
07:06 Um...
07:09 Sometimes I need a packed quarter, too.
07:12 You know, those are the people that'll be like,
07:14 "Yo, man, why is my stream not blowing up?"
07:20 This is kind of broken, dude.
07:21 This pistol might be the strongest gun in the game.
07:23 I like to think of myself as a hybrid streamer.
07:26 You know what I'm talking about, dude?
07:27 I can be talented at games,
07:29 entertaining,
07:30 somewhat attractive,
07:32 you know, sick.
07:33 Ooh!
07:34 You think I can slide kick this guy off?
07:36 Hey, hey!
07:39 Chill, chill!
07:40 Chill!
07:41 Bro, I just got blanks.
08:09 Let's go.
08:10 Is that a new item?
08:13 It's not? Yeah, dude.
08:14 Excuse me, Dr. Jones.
08:34 [slurps]
08:35 Stop it.
08:40 Get some help.
08:41 [clears throat]
08:42 [exhales]
08:44 He was on your stream?
08:49 Oh, dude! Dennis, there he is, dude!
08:50 He's taking up my health bar, my shield.
08:53 I knew it, bro.
08:56 Like, I could not be any more annoyed about this guy.
08:58 [gunshots]
08:59 Dude, it's people like this.
09:05 Pretty good.
09:25 Pretty good.
09:26 I'll hit fire, by the way.
09:33 [gunshots]
09:35 [gunshots]
09:36 [explosion]
09:38 [gunshots]
09:41 [gunshots]
09:42 [explosion]
09:44 [explosion]
09:45 [scoffs]
09:48 [music]
09:50 [music]
09:51 [music]
09:54 [music]
09:55 [music]
09:56 [music]
09:57 [music]
09:58 [music]
09:59 [music]