Chad Season 2 - Grandma Drives to Party

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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 Thank you so much for the ride.
00:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:31 No way you're pulling over.
00:42 We're not there yet.
00:43 What are you doing?
00:47 Don't take my back--
00:48 don't take my backpack.
00:50 Grandma.
00:52 Grandma.
00:53 Grandma, you're scaring me.
00:55 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
00:57 Wow.
00:59 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
01:03 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
01:06 I love you, so please don't take this the wrong way.
01:10 But you're acting like a--
01:11 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
01:12 A little bitch.
01:14 What?
01:15 How are you going to be a man if you're scared of everything?
01:18 You're scared of jumping over fire.
01:20 You're scared of the boys in your class.
01:22 You're scared of an old woman with a watermelon.
01:25 Honey, you can't just show up every five years
01:27 and rip me to shreds.
01:30 What are you doing?
01:32 Oh my god.
01:33 Why can't you just be a normal, nice grandma who makes
01:36 me chocolate chip cookies?
01:37 That's what you do for a seven-year-old.
01:40 I'm trying to teach you how to be an Iranian man.
01:42 I am not an Iranian man.
01:44 I'm an American boy.
01:45 Oh, great then.
01:48 If you're a boy, you don't need any of this either.
01:51 Stop it.
01:52 Stop it now.
01:53 No!
01:53 Stop it.
01:59 No, stop.
02:01 Oh god.
02:03 What's wrong with you?
02:05 Pathetic.
02:06 You won't lose, trustee.
02:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]