The Palace Trailer

The Palace Trailer - official movie trailer HD

Transcript

00:00 [Music]

00:03 What the hell does that mean you can't find my reservation?

00:06 What are you, a retard?

00:07 Oh, Mr. Krash, what seems to be the problem?

00:10 This whole place is turning to shit.

00:13 Would you like chocolate syrup?

00:15 I don't want to hear another word of this Y2K nonsense.

00:21 You want to fit a suitcase in one of these?

00:24 Banks collapsing or even planes falling out of the sky.

00:27 You could put the content into several safes or...

00:31 All of them?

00:32 He's always had a problem doing his business in the snow since he was a baby.

00:37 Come on, shit, we don't have all day.

00:40 At 8 o'clock, a lot of very important people will dine at our table.

00:45 He's a big star.

00:46 Oh, he's done hundreds of movies.

00:48 Sex Odyssey, Sperminator.

00:50 Whoa!

00:51 The bubbles of champagne will gush from their noses and ears.

00:57 Oh my God!

00:58 Oh my God!

01:01 Watch the fucker with the beanpole.

01:06 Computers all over the world are about to crash.

01:13 We'll be two of the richest men on the planet, all right?

01:16 Does anyone know how to wrangle a penguin?

01:20 Don't touch the fish!

01:22 This will require your absolute discretion.

01:25 Something bad?

01:26 Oh, yes.

01:27 Dear Russians, dear compatriots,

01:33 I am entrusted with the responsibility of the head of state.

01:36 It will have to be done during the fireworks.

01:39 Excellent.

01:40 [Music]

01:55 Sir?

01:56 [Music]

02:00 [Music]

02:05 [BLANK_AUDIO]