In Hollywood it's all about who you know, and the only person two friends know is a serial killer. | dG1faDBvN2hCSmsyMjQ
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00:00 (silence)
00:05 Hey, you boys hear about this costume killer?
00:07 Yeah, he just nailed his fourth victim.
00:09 Welcome to L.A., right?
00:10 I should send him to see my ex.
00:12 "The Writer."
00:14 Pitch me. Throw one at me.
00:15 What about the Great Bear Hunt?
00:17 A group of guys go on a hunting trip.
00:19 And?
00:20 They start hunting each other.
00:22 Man, this is tough.
00:23 "The Idea Man."
00:24 How hard can it be to come up with something fresh?
00:26 What do you think going through all those stupid magazines is gonna prove?
00:29 Hey, you know what? I'm trying to catch a beat on what's hittin' this town.
00:33 "The Producer."
00:34 Every story in the world's already taken.
00:36 But if you got a fresh thing, for example, fresh pasta, right?
00:40 Better than not fresh pasta.
00:41 What is the story with this guy?
00:43 You find me fresh.
00:44 Fresh.
00:45 I can get to the nail.
00:46 Sounds like you're missing one thing.
00:47 A director.
00:48 I'm not gonna fight you on this. I just, I wanna hear her take.
00:51 Big, beautiful close-ups.
00:54 Absolutely.
00:54 They're about to discover
00:56 The costume killer.
00:57 a true original.
00:59 Now,
01:02 What do you want here?
01:03 if they want his help,
01:04 ask him to give us the exclusive on his life story.
01:06 How are we going to involve a serial killer in the creative process?
01:10 What are you offering?
01:11 Your life story
01:12 Is this on your head?
01:14 as a movie.
01:14 Laser!
01:15 You got yourselves a story.
01:18 They'll need to cut him in on the action.
01:20 Wait till you get a load of this, Pilgrim.
01:22 I'm James Dean, right?
01:24 Oh, stupid.
01:25 Maybe I ought to kill you.
01:26 Hey, what's with the bride?
01:28 This is terrifying.
01:30 In Hollywood,
01:31 This is a big league.
01:32 Big leagues? You live in the park.
01:34 all it takes is one big idea
01:37 To make a movie about a real killer that's still killing.
01:40 That's an event.
01:41 to make a killing.
01:42 So, you kill.
01:45 With the hay and the leg and the boig and the dog.
01:48 Showing he's a killer.
01:49 Ari Gross, Joe Pagliano, Ron Perlman,
01:52 Christy Swanson, Tom Wood,
01:54 David Dukes and John Considine.
01:57 "Tinseltown."
01:58 Wait, will you stop already?
01:59 What?
02:00 Let's try to make a movie, okay?
02:02 Cut!