I Finally Did It.
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00:00 Imagine if Ninja got a low taper fade man.
00:03 Great, it's gonna be in my head all day now.
00:04 I do, I know.
00:05 Lowkey, he might like try to find a barber near me and get a low taper fade before this
00:09 game.
00:10 Thoughts?
00:11 I think I have to for the memes, right?
00:12 Later that same evening.
00:13 You guys are very weak.
00:43 This guy's coming up, careful.
00:49 I don't know where I got this lion sweater dude, Jody got it for me.
00:52 Two guys with a sniper on me.
00:55 That was weak.
01:00 Just obviously sh*t on bro.
01:01 I'm playing so well.
01:03 I just kinda f*cking shoved that pump shotgun in everyone's throat and it felt really good.
01:27 What?
01:28 Yeah, and Tony was kinda sh*t on me, that was a little bullsh*t.
01:34 Not sure if this guy's real or not.
01:37 He knocked me into the wall, he's one shot.
01:41 3P, 3P, 3P.
01:43 You got him, you got him.
01:46 Alright, start the rez.
01:52 But imagine if yesterday or tomorrow I get a low taper fade.
01:57 Who made that?
01:58 It's just some tiktoker dude, so sick.
01:59 He just jumped in the hole.
02:00 He's one shot, teammate's coming in.
02:01 Hang on, I'll save you.
02:02 I have your leg, I have your leg.
02:03 I lowkey might try to find a way to get him.
02:04 I'm gonna try to get him.
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03:32 Why are they not hitting you?
03:33 Get your ass back here, boy!
03:34 Woo-hoo!
04:01 [explosion]
04:03 Top of this mountain looking down at me right now, trying to snipe me.
04:07 Knocked one.
04:13 Hit the other one.
04:14 I'm coming to you, dude.
04:15 I just got full shield.
04:16 I got it.
04:17 I got it.
04:18 But seriously, honey, imagine if I got a low-day birthday!
04:25 I just got sniped!
04:27 Right in front of me.
04:29 [explosion]
04:31 [screaming]
04:35 I have no idea who you asked.
04:39 I'm good, bro.
04:40 What's your guess?
04:42 110.
04:43 Weak. Very weak.
04:45 Okay.
04:46 He's trying to snipe us in the zone.
04:47 Just keep running.
04:48 110 on him.
04:50 Nice.
04:51 Swat's getting one-shot.
04:58 Swat's getting one-shot on top.
04:59 Dead.
05:00 Beaming.
05:02 Dead.
05:05 Let's go, Jb.
05:06 What a game!
05:07 Why is everyone laughing?
05:14 Bro, what am I staring at, dude?
05:19 Andre did some Ellen Ninja hybrid.
05:22 Get it out.
05:24 Get it off the screen.
05:26 Imagine if Ninja got a low-taper fade, man.
05:28 Great. It's going to be in my head all day now.
05:29 I do. I know.
05:30 For some drinks.
05:32 And it's right next door, apparently.
05:33 So I'm going to go check it out.
05:34 You guys are going to be there earlier.
05:36 No, no, no, Andre.
05:37 It's totally chill.
05:38 Obviously, I'd love for you to be there with me.
05:39 Dude, these guys are quite annoying.
05:41 We're sorry, but your kind isn't allowed here.
05:49 I don't care.
05:50 What?
05:51 What?
05:54 Are you killing?
05:55 Players are pushing behind us.
05:57 I'm aiming.
05:58 Move.
06:02 Oh, sh*t.
06:06 Guys are trying to sneak up behind us.
06:07 You're the boss.
06:08 All of a sudden, there's Peter Griffin.
06:09 Guys are trying to sneak up behind us, sniping around this tree.
06:11 I'm looking. I'm looking.
06:12 Are they down in the tree?
06:13 Yes, one is.
06:14 And one's in a bush.
06:15 Okay, hold on.
06:17 I have the best play.
06:18 Hold on.
06:19 Watch this play.
06:20 Watch this play.
06:21 I'm going to get you.
06:22 I'm going to get you.
06:23 I'm going to get you.
06:24 Oh, f*ck that.
06:27 Got one.
06:32 My...
06:40 I don't think she gave me a banana.
06:44 Did she?
06:45 Sorry, sir.
06:52 Where the hell did he just go?
06:53 I'm coming.
06:55 I got him.
06:56 Trying to get in this vehicle.
06:58 Oh, there's the fade. Is that it?
07:01 Low-taper fade, bro.
07:02 Oh, that's hot.
07:09 That's hot.
07:10 It's over, Anakin.
07:14 I have the high ground.
07:16 Jump on three.
07:19 One, two, three, jump.
07:21 Jump.
07:22 And I suck.
07:30 That annoys me.
07:35 John, you kind of sucked that entire game.
07:36 I'm not going to lie, man.
07:37 I'm a little disappointed.
07:38 Bro.
07:47 Four game win streak, by the way.
07:49 Imagine if Ninja got a low-taper fade.
07:54 Dude, I can't with this guy, bro.
07:58 Hatch is a beast.
08:00 Got him.
08:07 I'm Batman.
08:15 I wanted to be crazy.
08:17 I'm about to end this man's whole career.
08:23 Oh, JB.
08:25 JB, did you really just do that to that guy?
08:31 I sure did.
08:33 Yo, that's so sick.
08:34 Oh, real players.
08:43 That was just lagging everywhere.
08:45 Headshot him.
08:50 Excuse me?
08:51 Dude, they're just going to rush.
08:52 So you just need to go straight across.
08:55 You're probably going to have to--
08:58 Actually, guy like, go ruin reels.
08:59 Turn right.
09:00 And no joke, dude.
09:01 I'm literally-- I hit up my hair stylist.
09:03 I'm getting a low-taper fade tonight, dude.
09:06 Six o'clock.
09:07 What, this here?
09:11 What, this here?
09:12 I don't know how that's only 105, but it was.
09:23 Well, this is stupid.
09:35 There's no room up here.
09:37 I'm going to get you.
09:38 They have to push us.
09:46 Who's sniping?
09:47 There's teammates way closer, bro.
09:49 Okay.
09:50 Only hit him for 46, but--
10:02 Nice snipe, JB.
10:05 Oh my god, I thought I got knocked.
10:06 I don't believe it.
10:08 Later that same evening.
10:11 Imagine if Ninja got a low-taper fade.
10:15 Imagine if Ninja got a low-taper fade.
10:25 [Sigh]
10:26 [Explosion]
10:27 [Music]