Kahit ang Ismol family ay hindi nakalusot sa panlalait ni Lala Ytera (Chariz Solomon), bumisita ito upang balitaan ang ka-batchmate niyang si Majay (Carla Abellana) na magkakaroon sila ng highschool reunion. Ano kaya ang kalalabasan ng kanilang salo-salo?
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00:00 Do you have a family member who only went to one school?
00:04 First, your father, mother, brother, and sister.
00:08 All of them went to the same high school?
00:10 I just asked because that's how it is.
00:13 Aside from Papa A, Mama A and Bobong went to the same school.
00:20 I'm sorry if I keep repeating myself.
00:23 Because they were also in the same batch before they graduated from high school.
00:30 Majay's batch has a high school reunion.
00:32 And to be honest, they only have one view of family when it comes to such a reunion.
00:40 Oh, that reunion is just a plastic.
00:44 A lot of people will go there just to get rich.
00:47 Yes, and the others will go there just to see their old show.
00:51 It's annoying sometimes.
00:53 That's why I don't want to go to those reunions.
00:56 You're not asking for your opinion.
00:59 Are you from a school?
01:01 You're just trying to teach me.
01:04 Yes, yes, yes.
01:05 Stop it. Stop it.
01:07 Sweetheart, why haven't you gone yet?
01:10 Didn't you hear?
01:13 We don't want to go.
01:15 Ma, Majay's batch has a reunion.
01:19 You're not going with us.
01:21 [laughs]
01:22 Hey!
01:24 Stop it!
01:26 For me, a reunion is the reunion of old classmates.
01:33 And speaking of old classmates, this one seems to be going straight to old ones.
01:37 How many shows have you been in?
01:40 Ah, it's my fourth.
01:45 Fourth?
01:46 Yes.
01:47 Wow, that means I'm already forced to go on a date with you four times.
01:53 Huh?
01:54 You're being fair to me.
01:55 Ah, wait.
02:00 How are you, Lala?
02:01 Do I have a hope?
02:03 So, Burns, do you think I need to answer your question?
02:12 Lord himself answered for me.
02:15 He fell.
02:16 Okay, my lord, fall.
02:18 Huh?
02:19 It seems like he noticed right away that I'm just going to tease him.
02:30 He thinks that I'm a womanizer.
02:32 That's why he noticed.
02:35 Maybe he smelled that woman's smell of panties, that's why he noticed right away.
02:39 Why did you court her?
02:43 Nothing, I just tried to be a little bit more considerate.
02:46 I hope you courted her first, not answered her.
02:51 You know, sometimes women are a little bit of a flirt.
02:54 Oh, that's good. I'm also getting tired of what I'm doing.
02:59 And I just tried.
03:01 Laura.
03:04 Huh?
03:06 [indistinct chatter]
03:08 Oh, no.
03:20 I've been in this scene for two years.
03:22 We're just voices.
03:25 [sneezes]
03:30 Oh, you have a fever, Brother Ethan.
03:34 I shouldn't have asked you to help me with my project.
03:38 You might pity me.
03:41 You know, your art is PG.
03:43 If you can't do it, just leave.
03:46 [sneezes]
03:48 Ethan, I'm back.
03:52 [indistinct chatter]
03:55 I have a fever. Take care of me.
04:02 [indistinct chatter]
04:04 [indistinct chatter]
04:07 Are you okay?
04:09 I'm okay. I'm okay.
04:15 You look like you have a fever.
04:19 No, I'm okay.
04:20 Ouch!
04:22 Yumi.
04:24 Yumi.
04:27 Yumi.
04:31 [phone rings]
04:32 Oh, no.
04:33 My Wi-Fi is down.
04:35 [indistinct chatter]
04:38 I'm so nervous.
04:39 Oh, no.
04:41 What's this?
04:42 Here's the thing, Sister.
04:46 You already heard the news.
04:48 The reason why Natalia and I fought
04:52 is because she already paid me.
04:54 She borrowed 2,000 pesos for a long time.
04:56 And she unfriended me on Facebook.
04:59 Now, we're going to fight.
05:01 Don't flashback.
05:04 You might get overtime.
05:06 What's important is that we're okay.
05:10 We're not going to fight anymore.
05:13 Wow to you two.
05:16 Tol!
05:23 Tol!
05:25 What?
05:26 We're going to visit.
05:27 Hi, Tol!
05:28 Hi, Tol!
05:29 Oh, my God!
05:31 I don't recognize you anymore.
05:33 You're so beautiful now.
05:35 Who are you again?
05:37 There she is.
05:38 There's Lala Etera.
05:40 She's here in the mix scene.
05:41 When it comes to prostitution,
05:43 Lala Etera is the queen.
05:45 What?
05:47 What if she's here?
05:48 Are you nervous?
05:49 Why?
05:50 You've been doing it for a long time.
05:52 You should be used to prostitution.
05:54 What I mean is,
05:56 why did she get sent here?
05:57 What's her mission?
05:59 To you, Madjay, and Bobo.
06:01 What's your relationship?
06:02 What?
06:03 I have a relationship?
06:04 I have a love interest?
06:05 You know,
06:06 when we have a beautiful guest,
06:08 she's the one who's paired with me.
06:10 Are you serious about your question about who I am?
06:15 Of course, I know you, Lala.
06:18 I'm just kidding.
06:19 Where did you meet my brother?
06:22 At the bar.
06:24 While I was eating,
06:25 I heard a sound.
06:27 It was him.
06:28 I went near him.
06:29 Then, he brought me here.
06:31 You know, Hasbin,
06:33 outside your gate,
06:34 your house looks okay.
06:36 But inside,
06:38 it's not.
06:39 And it smells like heaven.
06:42 Because there are servants.
06:45 You're the one who smells.
06:46 Hello.
06:47 I'm Lala.
06:48 Anton, let's go inside.
06:51 This might be broken.
06:53 Let's go.
06:54 Eat this while it's still hot.
07:02 Hey,
07:17 you're not supposed to wash your hands.
07:19 It's from the toilet.
07:21 You're so nosy.
07:23 How did you get home?
07:24 I texted PJ.
07:25 It's good that Lala is there.
07:27 I'll take care of this.
07:31 I'll help Ate Dory.
07:32 You guys go ahead.
07:33 Go.
07:34 Go.
07:35 Go.
07:36 Of course,
07:38 because I'm not that famous,
07:41 I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
07:43 I won't give you medicine
07:46 so that your fever will increase.
07:48 And when your fever increases,
07:50 you'll have a hallucination.
07:52 And when your hallucination decreases,
07:55 the one you'll look at
07:57 is me, Lala.
07:59 Wow!
08:00 Really?
08:02 We'll visit Carmi Martin?
08:05 Auntie, correction.
08:07 Carmi Martin is our special guest
08:10 in our reunion.
08:13 And that's why Carmi Martin is our special guest
08:16 because the theme is 80's.
08:19 Yes.
08:20 I remember that Miss Carmi Martin donated
08:23 some desks in our school.
08:25 Right, Hasmin?
08:26 Wow!
08:27 I don't remember.
08:28 I remember that.
08:31 Yes.
08:32 I'm sure that
08:34 Carmi Martin donated those desks.
08:37 They're all mother's.
08:38 I think I'm the only one who's left.
08:41 You're so nosy.
08:44 It's good that the person donated.
08:47 Carmi, what did you donate for our alma mater?
08:51 Auntie, for your information,
08:54 I single-handedly spearheaded this reunion.
08:59 This is our reunion.
09:01 And what is a spearhead?
09:03 A spearhead is a person, thing, or group
09:06 that organizes or leads something
09:08 such as movement or attack.
09:10 Spearhead.
09:12 And since I'm the one who spearheaded this reunion,
09:16 I'm sure that a lot of people will attend
09:18 because I'm famous.
09:19 Famous?
09:22 I don't know.
09:23 But they say that
09:24 you look like the person who was with Ethon
09:27 when he lost his mind.
09:28 Right, PJ?
09:29 Yes, Ate.
09:30 Because when he was about to lose his mind,
09:33 he suddenly hugged
09:35 the person who was about to lose his mind.
09:37 What?
09:38 Ethon hugged that person?
09:41 Because he thought that person was you.
09:43 Because you look like him.
09:45 You know, I'm getting annoyed with you.
09:47 You don't look like him.
09:49 But wait, when are you going home?
09:52 Uncle, I don't know.
09:54 The last time we talked,
09:56 it seems like his plan has changed.
09:58 It seems like he wants me to study here.
10:03 Do you want to?
10:05 Don't allow it, Ate!
10:08 Don't!
10:09 Please!
10:10 Please!
10:11 I'm going home.
10:15 Please, Ate!
10:16 Don't allow it!
10:18 Ate!
10:20 Ouch!
10:26 What do you want?
10:28 Why are you here?
10:29 I just want to say hello to Ethon.
10:32 He's not okay yet.
10:33 He still has a high fever.
10:35 Maybe, he has a high fever because of you.
10:38 Maybe, you have germs.
10:40 I was shocked earlier
10:43 when he suddenly hugged me.
10:45 Then, he called me Yumi.
10:47 And you really like it.
10:49 Hey, girl!
10:51 I'm telling you,
10:52 stay away from Ethon.
10:53 Because if not, I'll be your enemy.
10:55 Okay, you're so annoying.
10:58 Don't allow it.
10:59 Hit him.
11:01 Hit him hard.
11:02 Hit him!
11:04 Hey, girl!
11:09 Why are you still here?
11:10 Get out!
11:11 You're not helping me.
11:12 Get out!
11:13 Get out!
11:14 Who is Ethon's heart for?
11:26 It should be for Yumi.
11:28 Why are they fighting?
11:30 I don't know.
11:31 It's confusing.
11:32 My daughter is Jackie.
11:34 And the other one is my daughter's look-alike.
11:36 Oh, so this is how it is.
11:38 So, you're treating her equally.
11:40 The heart is for Jackie.
11:42 And the other one is for Lala.
11:45 Okay, so this is how it is.
11:47 They're both evil.
11:48 They're treating Ethon as an evil.
11:51 Here it is.
11:54 What is this?
11:59 Oh, no!
12:01 Brother,
12:03 why are you in a hurry?
12:05 I'm going out.
12:07 Who?
12:08 Just remember,
12:10 don't leave the reunion tomorrow.
12:13 It's just a clean plastic.
12:15 Okay, I'll go after my meeting at the law firm.
12:19 Nora, where's your brother, Bernie?
12:22 Has he arrived?
12:23 I'll introduce him to my classmate, Ethera.
12:25 Bernie?
12:27 Bernie.
12:28 What a coincidence.
12:29 You know, I have a boyfriend.
12:31 His name is also Bernie.
12:33 He's macho,
12:34 moreno,
12:36 handsome,
12:37 super hunky.
12:38 But you know,
12:39 he's still far away.
12:41 You can smell his scent.
12:44 You might think that he'll notice me.
12:47 He's so gay.
12:49 He's so hot.
12:52 He's so hot.
12:53 Yes,
12:57 I'll court him.
12:59 That's Lala.
13:00 What if he doesn't know?
13:02 Brother,
13:03 it's a waste.
13:05 Lala is a good catch.
13:07 You know,
13:08 he's easy to judge.
13:10 Maybe he'll judge you twice.
13:12 Then,
13:13 he'll make fun of you 10 times.
13:15 Hurry up.
13:19 Hey, Mariam,
13:21 why are you laughing?
13:22 Nonsense.
13:23 You're the one who used us
13:27 to court you.
13:29 How dare you?
13:30 You're so cheap.
13:33 You're so cheap.
13:35 Mariam, don't be like that.
13:39 And you, Tizel,
13:41 be quiet.
13:42 I don't want to hear you cry.
13:43 Why is that, Bernie?
13:45 Why does everyone say that?
13:47 He said,
13:48 "You're so hot."
13:50 I can't believe it.
13:53 I'm so sure.
13:56 Yes, it's been a long time.
13:58 You should punch me, Nora.
14:00 Punch me.
14:01 Wait.
14:03 Hello.
14:04 Who's calling?
14:05 Wait.
14:06 Hello, Mental.
14:07 Yes.
14:09 Yeah.
14:10 You have a patient now.
14:11 And he's ready to pick up.
14:13 Isn't he handsome?
14:14 He's a foreigner.
14:16 Pick him up.
14:17 Thank you.
14:18 Bye.
14:19 A foreigner?
14:20 Really?
14:21 Where?
14:22 Where?
14:23 I got lucky.
14:31 Lance, what do you think?
14:33 Is this okay for the 80s?
14:35 What?
14:42 I'm asking if this is okay
14:45 for the 80s theme.
14:49 God forbid,
14:50 those 80s.
14:52 You're collecting pensions in the SS.
14:54 I was just planning to get my mom pregnant.
15:00 Really?
15:01 Wait.
15:02 Why are you so anxious about that reunion?
15:04 It's not your reunion.
15:06 You should organize your own reunion.
15:09 Your batch.
15:10 Well,
15:12 I thought about it.
15:14 It's grand.
15:15 Of course, the people who went there,
15:18 the ones who are in wheelchairs,
15:19 or the ones who are in the bus.
15:21 You're just going to get old.
15:23 Really?
15:24 You're so rude.
15:26 You're so sour.
15:29 You're so sour.
15:30 You're so sour.
15:31 Let me see how high your fever is.
15:37 You still seem hot.
15:44 It's like your fever is so high.
15:46 Is he taking medicine?
15:49 He doesn't want to take medicine.
15:51 It's painful for you to swallow, right?
15:54 You know, Yumi,
15:56 it's hard for him to breathe.
15:58 Where are his mom and dad?
16:00 Where's Ate Doris?
16:03 His mom and dad are in Davao.
16:05 Ate Doris has a whole day off.
16:07 That's why I'm the only one who's looking at her.
16:09 Hey, Ethan!
16:16 Ethan?
16:17 Ethan, wake up!
16:18 What happened?
16:19 Wait, Ethan.
16:21 I'm going there.
16:22 Ethan?
16:25 Ethan?
16:26 Ethan?
16:28 Ethan, what happened to you?
16:30 Yumi, that's not allowed.
16:32 He's in London.
16:33 Go back there.
16:34 Go away, Yumi.
16:35 Go away.
16:36 Here's the thing, Kasmol.
16:39 My husband really doesn't want to go to their reunion.
16:42 I even insisted that he go there.
16:44 And the reason is...
16:52 I might see Willie and Joey there.
16:55 And if they talk about the past,
16:57 they might even talk about what happened to them.
16:59 What happened?
17:01 Willie and Joey are best friends.
17:05 They don't know.
17:07 They courted me at the same time.
17:08 There!
17:09 When they were in the same room,
17:10 they had a fight.
17:12 Wow.
17:13 His mom is really strong.
17:14 She's so annoying.
17:17 But wait,
17:18 are those two
17:20 macho guys?
17:21 Do I need to be insecure about that?
17:23 No.
17:24 Those two are like a pair of pets.
17:25 We're just jealous of them.
17:27 K1 and K2.
17:29 What's that?
17:31 Kalansay 1 and Kalansay 2.
17:34 Sir, you're here?
17:43 I'm not here for long.
17:45 I'm just here to pick up my wife.
17:46 Let's go, sweetheart.
17:47 Okay.
17:49 Thank you, Doc.
17:50 I'll just wait for you to finish.
17:51 Okay.
17:52 Enjoy.
17:54 Alright.
17:56 Jasmine!
18:01 Jasmine!
18:02 Yes?
18:05 Who are they?
18:06 Willie.
18:08 Joey.
18:10 Willie?
18:11 Joey?
18:12 I didn't recognize you.
18:13 What happened?
18:14 Why are you so big?
18:15 I'm a widow now.
18:16 Me too.
18:18 Let's go inside.
18:19 The name is "Painstaker, Painstaker".
18:27 Sir, you're not allowed to go outside.
18:29 But she's my wife.
18:31 Aha!
18:34 What's the point of having a reunion?
18:36 Of course,
18:37 each has their own life.
18:38 Those who used to be classmates
18:40 are now just friends.
18:41 Of course,
18:43 it's for show.
18:44 I'm good at showing off.
18:46 To others.
18:47 Just stay there, sir.
18:48 You'll see later,
18:49 I'll surprise them.
18:50 Surprise?
18:52 Why?
18:53 You'll wear a costume?
18:54 I'm sure they'll be surprised
18:56 because even if you're not invited,
18:57 you still insisted on going.
18:59 Hey, what's wrong with you?
19:01 I'm needed there.
19:02 Tall, dark, and...
19:04 Tall, dark, and polite.
19:05 Sir,
19:08 if I don't go,
19:09 there won't be a face of the night.
19:11 Ha!
19:12 Hey, stupid.
19:25 Stupid, stupid.
19:27 Hey, stupid.
19:30 Hey!
19:33 Hello!
19:35 What?
19:36 I'm Tony Roberto Laki now.
19:40 I'm Chinese now.
19:41 You?
19:43 What are you now?
19:44 Me too.
19:45 Huh?
19:46 You look like stone people.
19:49 Attorney.
19:53 Hello, my guest.
20:06 Ah, there.
20:07 Good evening.
20:09 Ladies and gentlemen,
20:10 and welcome.
20:12 Welcome to my reunion.
20:15 I just want to say that
20:24 we can eat now.
20:26 Because some of you here
20:28 look like you're the only ones who went.
20:30 And you know,
20:32 it's hard to be plastic and arrogant
20:34 when there's no one there.
20:36 So, what are we waiting for?
20:38 Let's eat!
20:39 Let's eat.
20:46 Bobong, Hasmin.
20:48 You're so cute.
20:50 Thank you so much.
20:51 Bobong,
20:53 I like your outfit.
20:55 You look like a fool.
20:56 And you,
20:58 I like your outfit too.
20:59 It's like your father's uniform
21:01 from the factory.
21:02 Come on, let's eat.
21:04 Yes, let's eat.
21:07 Okay.
21:08 Hey!
21:09 I want to give you something,
21:17 my dear.
21:18 I feel sorry for you, handsome.
21:21 That's why I brought you a monkey.
21:23 But the truth is,
21:26 I'm sorry
21:27 that you got sick
21:28 because you hugged me earlier.
21:30 I'm okay now.
21:33 Don't believe that.
21:34 That's not true.
21:35 Just forget about it.
21:36 Thank you for the monkey.
21:37 Okay.
21:39 You're the best.
21:40 You know,
21:46 Yumi looks so pretty.
21:47 Especially when she's pretty,
21:50 her face looks like Yumi.
21:51 Wait,
21:53 what happened to that monkey?
21:55 I feel bad.
22:00 My body is heavy.
22:02 I feel bad.
22:03 I'm the one who's sick.
22:13 Please take care of me.
22:14 You want me to take care of you?
22:16 Okay, you take care of him.
22:17 Kiss me.
22:22 Hug me.
22:24 Wait,
22:26 he's just feeling bad.
22:27 He's just feeling bad.
22:28 Test.
22:44 Ah,
22:45 excuse me,
22:46 batchmates,
22:47 are you full?
22:49 It's so good, right?
22:51 That's why I want to thank you first,
22:55 before anything else,
22:57 for the new life, funeral, and catering services for our food tonight.
23:02 It's so good that you made it.
23:05 Did you get the boppies?
23:08 Boppies?
23:09 Raw?
23:11 The meat is so fresh, right?
23:13 It's like a new liver.
23:15 Anyways,
23:16 I have an important announcement.
23:19 I'm sad to tell you that
23:22 since Marimar is already shooting,
23:25 Ms. Carmi Martin will not be able to come.
23:29 But,
23:30 but,
23:31 don't worry.
23:32 Instead,
23:34 the one who will perform for us tonight
23:36 is from batch 40.
23:39 Yes, you heard it right.
23:40 Not 14,
23:41 4040.
23:43 14 is too much.
23:45 It's too old, right?
23:47 So,
23:48 from batch 40,
23:50 this is a great honor
23:52 because she is one of the first students
23:56 of our school,
23:58 of the universe.
23:59 What?
24:01 What's the name?
24:02 Anyways,
24:05 here she is.
24:07 Please welcome,
24:08 What's your name?
24:12 Please welcome,
24:15 Shyam!
24:16 Welcome!
24:17 Hi!
24:18 What's with your mom?
24:28 She didn't give herself a chance.
24:31 You'll be surprised when you're embarrassed.
24:35 Huh?
24:36 Fred,
25:04 is Jasmine planning to perform?
25:06 I'll tell you.
25:07 Why? Are you going to stop me?
25:08 Yes, because she's going to perform.
25:10 If you don't want to repeat what happened to us,
25:12 don't continue your plan.
25:14 Ron,
25:16 come here.
25:18 You two, come here.
25:19 Bro,
25:22 I just want to ask,
25:25 the one who's talking to Jasmine,
25:28 the beautiful one,
25:29 the one wearing white,
25:31 is that her?
25:32 Jasmine?
25:33 Yes.
25:34 Ah,
25:35 okay,
25:36 here's the thing.
25:37 You know,
25:38 the two of you talking,
25:39 is not good for my hearing.
25:41 It's not good.
25:43 Because Jasmine,
25:44 is my wife.
25:45 We're married.
25:47 We have four children.
25:48 If you want to have a fight,
25:50 my suggestion is,
25:51 the one who's talking to her,
25:52 is her mother.
25:53 Huh?
25:54 That one,
25:55 the one who's wearing a lot of colors.
25:57 That one.
25:58 She's not even a virgin yet.
26:00 Is that okay?
26:02 Sorry, bro.
26:03 We thought she's a virgin.
26:04 It's okay.
26:05 Because of this.
26:06 You're running away.
26:08 You're crazy.
26:09 You're a real man.
26:10 Wow!
26:17 Shoot her, shoot her.
26:18 Come here, come here.
26:19 Why are you hitting me?
26:20 That's their problem.
26:21 You're hitting me?
26:23 My batchmates,
26:25 if you're like that,
26:26 stop that.
26:27 You're ruining my reunion.
26:29 Hey!
26:31 Hey!
26:32 Excuse me, Jasmine.
26:35 Sorry.
26:37 I'm really sorry.
26:38 I didn't know that
26:40 you're the one who asked
26:42 those two questions in the reunion.
26:44 It's okay.
26:46 You don't need to apologize.
26:47 It's not your fault.
26:48 No, no.
26:49 I need to apologize.
26:50 Because you know,
26:52 you're the only one who went to the party.
26:55 The others who went there,
26:56 they're just
26:58 unimportant people.
27:00 There, there.
27:01 You're good at that.
27:03 You're good at apologizing.
27:05 Did you know that
27:07 a lot of people went there
27:08 before we did?
27:09 Yes.
27:10 Really?
27:11 Why did I only see 10 people?
27:14 10?
27:16 How?
27:17 Every time someone came,
27:18 he'd praise them first.
27:19 After a few minutes,
27:21 he'd apologize.
27:22 Yes, that's what I heard
27:24 from the registration.
27:25 They told me that
27:26 a lot of people went there.
27:27 But then,
27:28 everyone walked out.
27:29 Ouch!
27:30 Oh, my!
27:31 I'm sorry.
27:34 Because if I'm not humble,
27:36 out of character,
27:38 I'll be a bad person.
27:40 Right?
27:41 Of course.
27:42 You're so slow.
27:44 Bernie!
27:46 Bernie, you're here.
27:47 What are you doing here?
27:48 Nothing!
27:49 I'm not doing anything here.
27:50 I'm just looking for
27:51 a good person.
27:53 I feel like I'm going to get a slap.
27:55 Hey!
27:56 Hey!
27:57 Hey!
27:58 Bernie!
27:59 Bernie, you're so slow!
28:00 You're scaring me!
28:02 No, she's scaring me!
28:04 She's telling me that
28:05 she's going to get a slap!
28:06 Why is he staring at you?
28:13 You look like you've seen an artist.
28:15 He's so arrogant.
28:18 I just realized something.
28:20 If I didn't go to that reunion,
28:23 I wouldn't know
28:25 about myself.
28:27 What for?
28:28 You're just a plastic
28:29 and a clown
28:30 at that reunion.
28:31 Not all of them.
28:33 Not that.
28:35 You're just a nigger.
28:36 What is it?
28:37 That...
28:39 you're still a virgin.
28:42 Even if you have four children,
28:44 you're still a nigger.
28:46 You know what happened to those two?
28:48 Oh my.
28:50 You're saying that
28:51 I'm good at taking care of myself.
28:53 No.
28:55 You're saying that
28:56 I'm good at taking care of my wife.
28:58 Think about it.
28:59 If I'm not good at taking care of myself,
29:01 you won't be able to get a divorce.
29:02 I won't allow it.
29:05 I won't allow it.
29:06 No, I'm better at taking care of myself.
29:08 And,
29:10 the conversation that started at the reunion
29:12 has gone home to the defeat.
29:14 This is life.
29:17 Don't worry.
29:18 Tomorrow,
29:20 we'll get it.
29:21 [Music]