Barstool Pizza Review - Merlino's Pizzeria (Cranston, RI)
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:02 All right, Pizza Review time.
00:20 We're at Merlino's, Providence.
00:24 I'm getting a lot of shit now from Providence people.
00:27 It's Thursday night, we are in town for Rough 'n' Rowdy
00:30 tonight.
00:31 Rough 'n' Rowdy 8 PM by R&R. Also can buy it on Rumble
00:34 if that's easy for you.
00:36 I scheduled this whole Rough 'n' Rowdy around Ed Cooley
00:42 coming back to Providence as the coach of the Friars,
00:46 because what he did to the Friars in Providence
00:48 was so wrong, and hurting on such a primal level.
00:51 Jumping ship to another Big E's team,
00:54 leading them on, knowing he was leaving, absolute dirtbag,
00:58 scumbag behavior.
01:00 So much we sold these.
01:01 So I said months ago, get me a Providence
01:04 with Rough 'n' Rowdy and Ty Cooley.
01:07 What I didn't know, Saturday is the same day
01:11 as the Pegasus, a horse race in Miami
01:13 I've gone to for a decade straight.
01:15 I already bought a suite.
01:16 Me and LEO, the syndicate, we go every year.
01:20 Conflict.
01:21 Sorry, I have a 10 year commitment running.
01:24 I got to go to Pegasus.
01:25 Now I got fucking Friartown being like,
01:29 you're a bigger traitor than he is.
01:30 No.
01:32 I didn't jump to another team in the Big E's.
01:34 I didn't lie to you for six, 10 months.
01:36 I didn't recruit people to a different school.
01:40 I had a conflict.
01:41 I'm a busy man.
01:43 Merlitos, one bite every of those rules.
01:45 Looks pretty good.
01:46 Shout out Courtney Cox, Greg Hill's show.
01:48 She's the one who gave me the wreck.
01:51 There's a hockey player, AJ Quetto, I believe is his name.
01:56 He got hurt playing hockey, spinal cord of AJ's army.
01:59 I think I got that right.
02:01 So here we go.
02:02 Ed Cooley.
02:03 Ed Cooley's son called me racist on Twitter.
02:07 Buddy, your dad was a scumbag.
02:09 Black, white, yellow, whatever.
02:11 Has nothing to do with it.
02:12 Providence, I want to hear the boos in Miami.
02:17 But now I'm getting booed.
02:18 Makes no sense.
02:21 One bite every of those rules.
02:23 Pretty typical looking pizza here.
02:24 I've already done a ton of Providence reviews, by the way.
02:27 Good.
02:30 I was almost going to say it has Puppuccino vibes a little bit.
02:37 I don't know if that's an insult.
02:39 I like Puppuccino, so no.
02:40 Good.
02:50 Good.
02:53 Good middle of the road pizza.
02:55 I'm going to go 7-4 on it.
02:57 It's good pizza.
02:57 Molinos, Providence, Rhode Island.
03:01 Listen, I'm sorry I had a conflict.
03:05 What do you want me to do?
03:06 I can't be in two places at once.
03:08 I'm here.
03:08 Roughing around tonight in Providence.
03:10 P-Town.
03:10 That's Providence.
03:12 That's what I'm talking about.
03:13 Providence.
03:14 Let's fucking beat the piss out of the Hoyas.
03:18 The thing that got me, oh, I can win a national championship
03:21 at Georgetown, but not at Providence?
03:23 What are you talking about?
03:24 What are you talking about?
03:27 I'm sorry.
03:28 [SWOOSH]
03:31 (whooshing)