Two Zoomers participate in an online scavanger hunt where the prize is hundreds of millions of followers on the world's | dG1fYXRZYVFoRWNDejQ
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00:00 What up fam! Welcome back to your hourly update of the Honeymill Hunt! As far as we can see,
00:07 @jillianmillion and @jackonjackoff are on the final clue! As you know, the winners get
00:16 exclusive access to the For You page for 24 hours, guaranteeing you at least 100 million
00:25 followers! For everyone else, it's not too late to catch up! Good luck!
00:33 So, what's the deal with the Honeymill Hunt?
00:40 I think I see something. What is it? Play me.
00:47 Okay, I don't want to sound like a zoomer, but how the fuck do you work this?
00:49 How about that one?
00:51 Oh, nice.
00:53 Put that in.
00:55 Flip it around. Does that not blow on it? That's a thing, right?
00:59 Fire!
01:05 Congratulations, Clip Cloppers! You completed the penultimate challenge. To complete your
01:11 quest, follow the orange markers to your final task. Good luck!
01:16 Let's do it!
01:18 Woo! Here we go!
01:20 Oh, one sec.
01:22 What is up, guys? One last update before @jackonjackoff and I crush our scavenger hunt! We'll hit
01:29 you back when we're finished.
01:31 #catchfest! Woo!
01:35 Okay, let's go.
01:37 The orange one's this way.
01:39 I guess we're here.
01:51 Okay, deadass, this place slaps.
01:53 I don't know, it's pretty creepy.
01:56 [clapping]
02:04 Congratulations! You did it! I am so proud of you! You are the victors!
02:10 Well, almost. All that remains is for you to complete the final challenge. Are you ready?
02:17 Hell yes! #catchfest!
02:21 Wonderful. All that remains for you to win the 100 million followers is...
02:28 Murder!
02:30 Wait, do you mean we have to, like, delete our account or something?
02:34 Oh no, no, no, no, no, nothing that extreme. No, just that one of you has to kill the other.
02:40 Okay, wait. Loki, are you for real right now?
02:45 This is the beginning of a new age, and it has become blatantly clear that what we truly and desperately need is a cleansing fire.
02:55 And you too will become the symbols of our new age. I am so happy for you.
03:01 Okay, but why does one of us have to die?
03:05 Because a phoenix can only rise from the ashes.
03:11 Oh, but make it dramatic. We've got a lot of people watching.
03:15 Okay, this is insane. He's not gonna--
03:17 [splat]
03:18 [panting]
03:20 Congratulations @JackonJackoff! You are the champions of a new age!
03:27 And this... is your prize. Enjoy it!
03:33 Now go and spread the good word!
03:38 [music]
03:41 Oh, shit! You're @JackonJackoff, dude!
03:45 Dude, dude, dude, dude!
03:47 [laughing]
03:49 I've been following you for so long, you're such an inspiration!
03:52 Thanks.
03:53 [splat]
03:54 Guess I'm the champion now.
03:56 Sike!
03:59 Wow, that didn't last long for @JackonJackoff. Looks like @PhillyCheesesteak, who just offed his own friend, is now the new champion.
04:07 But this isn't the end. If you want exclusive access to our For You page with 100 million followers, you know what to do.
04:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]