Ginawang negosyo ni Tommy ang mga breastmilk ni Maria, pero matapos mabuko nina Pepito ay naisipan niyang gumawa ng sarili niyang breastmilk! Samantala si Mimi naman ay nagdadalaga dahil sa binata niyang manliligaw.
Pepito Manaloto, Ang Tunay na Kuwento, is a stand-alone show that follows the ordinary life of an ordinary person who was blessed with extraordinary luck.
The Manalotos' rags-to-riches experience earned them a TV show, but because they thought it didn’t reveal the true story, they had the TV network responsible scrap it. Instead, they came up with the idea to show exactly what goes on in the Manaloto household by having a camera crew film their lives 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
The merry mix of characters of Pepito and his wife Elsa, their children Chito and Clarissa, their house help Patrick, Maria, Robert, Baby and their neighbors Tommy, plus the mother-daughter tandem of Deedee and Mimi, will bring more color to the life story of Pepito Manaloto.
Pepito Manaloto, Ang Tunay na Kuwento, is a stand-alone show that follows the ordinary life of an ordinary person who was blessed with extraordinary luck.
The Manalotos' rags-to-riches experience earned them a TV show, but because they thought it didn’t reveal the true story, they had the TV network responsible scrap it. Instead, they came up with the idea to show exactly what goes on in the Manaloto household by having a camera crew film their lives 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
The merry mix of characters of Pepito and his wife Elsa, their children Chito and Clarissa, their house help Patrick, Maria, Robert, Baby and their neighbors Tommy, plus the mother-daughter tandem of Deedee and Mimi, will bring more color to the life story of Pepito Manaloto.
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01:56 Also, the back of the clothes are always wet.
01:58 I know what it is.
02:00 What is it? You're very fond of milk.
02:02 I'm not fond of milk.
02:04 I just drink coffee.
02:06 What is that? I mean,
02:08 Baby Baby is already strong in her stomach.
02:10 That's why she is strong in making milk.
02:12 Your body is.
02:14 Oh, I think so.
02:16 The pump should be here.
02:18 So the back won't hurt.
02:20 Pump? What is that?
02:22 The shoes with a spring.
02:24 I just bought that.
02:26 I gave it to Berta.
02:28 That's not it.
02:30 Oh, no.
02:32 If I have time, I'll buy you a pump.
02:34 What time?
02:36 We have time later, right?
02:38 We'll go to the mall.
02:40 Buy me a pump. I'll go to the toy convention.
02:42 You're looking for a way?
02:44 No, you want to make Maria suffer.
02:46 Her back hurts.
02:48 If we have back pain, it will hurt.
02:50 You'll also suffer.
02:52 You said a lot.
02:54 Let's go to the mall.
02:56 You're good, sir.
02:58 You made her laugh.
03:00 It means shopping, shopping, shopping.
03:02 I'll buy a pump.
03:04 We can't lend you anything.
03:10 We don't have good money.
03:12 Even 5,000 pesos.
03:14 Huh?
03:16 I really don't have any money now.
03:18 It's big.
03:20 We earned that much yesterday.
03:22 Okay, just 1,000 pesos.
03:24 Even 1 peso, we don't have.
03:26 Okay, if you have good money,
03:28 come back here.
03:30 How much are these pumps?
03:32 20 pesos.
03:34 20 pesos?
03:36 Berta,
03:38 I have good money.
03:40 I can borrow money.
03:42 You're so annoying.
03:44 Give me the pump.
03:46 You're so annoying.
03:48 You're so annoying.
03:50 Excuse me, miss.
03:52 What?
03:54 Delivery.
03:56 We haven't sold anything yet.
03:58 We have to pay for it.
04:00 I'm sorry.
04:02 Just put it there.
04:04 We still have to pay for it, right?
04:06 I'm sorry.
04:08 I'll do it.
04:10 Now?
04:12 Thank you.
04:14 Thank you, ma'am.
04:16 Don't call me ma'am.
04:18 Just call me Didi.
04:20 Nico?
04:22 Yes, ma'am.
04:24 Yes, Didi.
04:26 Okay.
04:28 See you.
04:30 Is the one we bought okay?
04:36 Yes, thank you.
04:38 But...
04:40 Don't be shy.
04:42 This is for your baby.
04:44 You should be shy.
04:46 They said they won't give you anything.
04:48 They'll give you more than you.
04:50 It's for you.
04:52 Don't think about it.
04:54 It's for Didi.
04:56 She has no problem.
04:58 Ma'am, I don't have a problem.
05:00 The problem is
05:02 I don't know how to use the breath pump.
05:04 You can ask the sales lady
05:06 how to use it.
05:08 But she said a lot of things.
05:10 I don't understand.
05:12 I don't know.
05:14 You're so annoying.
05:16 Go ahead, sir.
05:18 You're embarrassing me.
05:20 Why?
05:22 You're embarrassing me.
05:24 There are a lot of people passing by.
05:26 You're embarrassing me.
05:28 You're embarrassing me.
05:30 You're so annoying.
05:32 They're just passing by.
05:34 You'll see them later.
05:36 That's a woman.
05:38 Hi, excuse me.
05:40 I'm Nuna.
05:42 I have a baby.
05:44 I noticed that you need
05:46 a breastfeed.
05:48 Yes, I do.
05:50 These people are embarrassing me.
05:52 I'm not.
05:54 I just wanted to show you.
05:56 You shouldn't be shy.
05:58 Don't worry.
06:00 I'll take you to the breastfeeding station.
06:02 It's just across the street.
06:04 Really?
06:06 There's a breastfeeding station here?
06:08 Let's go.
06:10 The breastfeeding station is a
06:12 private space
06:14 for public and private establishments
06:16 where a mother can breastfeed.
06:18 You need
06:20 a comfortable seat,
06:22 a table,
06:24 a sink where
06:26 a mother can wash her hands,
06:28 a water dispenser
06:30 so that she can get
06:32 her drink,
06:34 and electrical outlets
06:36 so that she can use them.
06:38 According to the law,
06:40 the breastfeeding station is required
06:42 for all public and private establishments.
06:44 Public establishments
06:46 are government offices.
06:48 Private establishments
06:50 are malls
06:52 or private offices.
06:54 A fee
06:56 of P50,000
06:58 up to
07:00 a maximum of P1,000,000
07:02 can also be revoked
07:04 or suspend
07:06 the license to operate
07:08 or business permit of the establishments.
07:10 Apart from that,
07:12 the heads or employees of these
07:14 establishments can also
07:16 lose their license or be dismissed
07:18 from their work.
07:20 You shouldn't have closed
07:22 the breastfeeding station.
07:24 What if we need to breastfeed
07:26 our colleagues?
07:28 We walked so tired and it's closed.
07:30 It's like we're tired and we're just walking.
07:32 [laughter]
07:34 I'm sorry, ma'am. I was just tired.
07:36 My colleague brought
07:38 the milk but he'll be back soon.
07:40 Here you go.
07:42 Mom, I'm hungry.
07:44 Aren't we going to eat?
07:46 Ma'am, it's okay.
07:48 You can breastfeed now.
07:50 Your kids are hungry.
07:52 I'm not hungry.
07:54 Where's Maria?
07:56 Maria, where did you come from?
07:58 We were just behind you.
08:00 Baby Baby is hungry.
08:02 That's why I breastfed her.
08:04 Ma'am.
08:14 You're here. Let's go to the grocery.
08:16 No, I'm done with my pampers.
08:18 What am I going to do here?
08:20 Why did you put it there?
08:22 I didn't.
08:24 Ma'am called you. She wants us to leave.
08:26 Okay.
08:28 It's better if you put it in the refrigerator.
08:30 We'll fix it later.
08:32 Let's go.
08:34 Hurry up.
08:36 [Music]
08:38 [Music]
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09:04 [Music]
09:06 [Music]
09:10 I'll go to my list.
09:12 This is the easiest.
09:14 What did you do?
09:16 I can't see the creamer.
09:18 That's what I used.
09:20 That's milk for coffee.
09:22 That's Maria's breast milk.
09:24 Where's your face?
09:28 [Music]
09:30 It's delicious.
09:36 Good morning.
09:40 Good morning.
09:42 Delivery?
09:44 We just delivered yesterday.
09:46 We didn't have enough.
09:48 So, I brought it.
09:50 Are you sure?
09:52 When I counted, your delivery was okay.
09:54 We don't have money to pay for it.
09:56 This is free.
09:58 Free?
10:00 Yes.
10:02 Thank you.
10:04 This is for the customers
10:06 who want to look good.
10:08 And sexy.
10:10 You're so cute.
10:12 Am I pretty?
10:14 No.
10:16 She's the one I'm talking about.
10:18 I mean, you're pretty.
10:22 But she's prettier.
10:24 I mean,
10:26 you're not that old.
10:28 But you're not young anymore.
10:30 You're pretty and sexy.
10:32 What am I saying?
10:36 I'm sorry. I'm nervous.
10:38 I'll go now.
10:40 Bye.
10:42 What happened?
10:46 Maybe, he likes you.
10:48 I don't think so.
10:52 Thank you for accompanying us
10:54 to check-up.
10:56 No problem.
10:58 We're just passing by.
11:00 Baby Baby is so good.
11:02 Doc said that she eats solid foods.
11:04 Because Baby Baby is already big.
11:06 Can we eat together?
11:10 So, she'll get bigger and healthier like me.
11:12 Baby Baby can't eat
11:14 because you're eating too much.
11:16 Yes, ma'am.
11:20 I'm not a big eater.
11:22 That's Luna.
11:26 Luna!
11:28 Hi!
11:30 How are you?
11:32 Did you check-up your baby?
11:34 No, my baby is at home.
11:36 I have another baby who's being helped.
11:38 I feel sorry for her
11:40 because she has an infection in her blood.
11:42 I feel sorry for her.
11:44 And she's receiving breast milk.
11:48 We're looking for someone who can donate
11:50 or buy breast milk.
11:52 Hey, you!
11:54 You have a lot of milk. You should donate.
11:56 Can I?
11:58 Yes, but do you want us to leave you alone?
12:00 No, it's okay.
12:02 I'll just give it to the person in need.
12:04 Where is he? Can I go there?
12:06 No, you don't have to do that here.
12:08 If you want,
12:10 just give me your number.
12:12 Then, we'll take care of the check-up.
12:14 Oh, thank you.
12:16 That's okay.
12:18 Maybe you have a lot of people who can help you.
12:20 Yes,
12:22 because this is also my problem before.
12:24 Now, my baby is okay.
12:26 I'm happy that I can help
12:28 other mothers like me.
12:30 That's great.
12:32 Hey, just tell me what you need.
12:34 Anything. I'll donate anything.
12:36 I'll donate.
12:38 Really? We have someone who helps us in the hospital.
12:40 You can donate.
12:42 Yes, okay. What do you need?
12:44 Just blood. One bag.
12:46 Mom,
12:50 can you donate anything?
12:52 Yes, I'll donate.
12:54 Just donate.
12:56 Hi, Didi.
12:58 Mom,
13:00 what's that?
13:02 Make-up.
13:04 Is it okay? Is it beautiful?
13:06 Do I look like a millennial?
13:08 Millennial? You look like fetuses.
13:10 You're being too childish, Mom.
13:12 What's wrong
13:14 if I'm being childish?
13:16 Nothing.
13:18 But, of course,
13:20 I know.
13:22 Is it because of Nico?
13:24 Nico?
13:26 Who's that?
13:28 The delivery boy?
13:30 The one who said, "I'm beautiful and sexy."
13:32 No,
13:34 I don't know him.
13:36 Mom, you're being too obvious.
13:38 You know that you're not that old, right?
13:40 Yes,
13:42 I know. I'm just kidding.
13:44 Because,
13:46 I just heard,
13:48 "I'm beautiful and sexy."
13:50 So, I just
13:52 agreed.
13:54 It's just a fling.
13:56 Mom, I can hear what you're saying.
13:58 I just got beautiful,
14:00 and you're still ruining it.
14:02 Okay, but if you're being courted,
14:04 don't answer right away.
14:06 Of course,
14:08 I'll court you,
14:10 but I'll be a bit more careful.
14:12 Mom, I'm just kidding.
14:14 You're being too obvious.
14:16 I'm just kidding, too.
14:18 I know
14:20 that if I'm being courted,
14:22 It's okay.
14:24 I'll be courted.
14:26 But, I won't give up
14:28 the baby right away.
14:30 [audience laughing]
14:32 [audience laughing]
14:34 [drum roll]
14:36 [screaming]
14:38 [audience laughing]
14:40 [audience laughing]
14:42 [audience laughing]
14:44 [audience laughing]
14:46 Hey, you guys,
14:48 you continued the movie marathon,
14:50 you didn't invite me.
14:52 You were sleeping so soundly.
14:54 We didn't want to wake you up.
14:56 Bitch,
14:58 you're so fat.
15:00 Is it good, mom?
15:02 I want some, too.
15:04 I don't have any.
15:06 Did you buy anything?
15:08 No, I didn't.
15:10 Mom, Patrick doesn't eat ice cream here.
15:12 [audience laughing]
15:14 What's this?
15:16 It's Maria's milk.
15:18 We put it there.
15:20 Why did you eat that?
15:22 I just put it there.
15:24 You're fat, but I put sugar in it.
15:26 [audience laughing]
15:28 Why did you put it in the freezer?
15:30 We put it there so
15:32 Maria's milk won't be spoiled.
15:34 She has a lot of milk,
15:36 and she needs a lot of milk.
15:38 So we thought of donating.
15:40 Hello, the Amanado family,
15:42 my friends,
15:44 my favorite family in the whole universe.
15:46 I heard that
15:48 you're going to donate something.
15:50 To whom?
15:52 Can you donate to me?
15:54 Yes, yes, yes.
15:56 If you like it, we'll donate it to you.
15:58 Really?
16:00 What's this?
16:02 What's this?
16:04 [audience laughing]
16:06 What's that?
16:08 That's Maria's milk.
16:10 For the hospital's baby.
16:12 It doesn't taste good.
16:14 It's delicious.
16:16 You mean to tell me that this is what you're going to donate?
16:18 Yes.
16:20 She's buying it from us,
16:22 I'm so happy.
16:24 She's buying this from the hospital?
16:26 Yes.
16:28 Excuse me, I gotta go.
16:30 I just want to say hello to my favorite,
16:32 bestest family in the world.
16:34 I'll see you guys.
16:36 [audience laughing]
16:38 He's not going to donate.
16:40 He's just going to eat it.
16:42 What did he eat?
16:44 He ate Maria's milk.
16:46 You should feed him so he won't donate to you.
16:48 [audience laughing]
16:50 You've talked to a lot of people who are buying breast milk.
16:52 Yes.
16:54 There's not many people donating.
16:56 They're going to buy it.
16:58 250 pesos per bag.
17:00 That's too cheap.
17:02 It's not even possible.
17:04 1000 pesos?
17:06 That's too expensive.
17:08 They might complain.
17:10 Just pay them.
17:12 I'll get the supply tomorrow.
17:14 Don't forget
17:16 the money for me.
17:18 Of course.
17:20 10 pesos per bag.
17:22 That's too cheap.
17:24 100 pesos
17:26 for 10 bags.
17:28 You think you can fool me?
17:30 I'm so rich
17:32 if I donate 10 pesos per bag.
17:34 [audience laughing]
17:36 [music playing]
17:38 [music playing]
17:40 Hello there,
17:42 my dearest friends
17:44 and favorite family.
17:46 Oh,
17:48 you're going to borrow again.
17:50 We won't lend you anything.
17:52 No, no.
17:54 I won't borrow from you.
17:56 You might borrow from me.
17:58 I'm not ready.
18:00 Not from you.
18:02 As a matter of fact,
18:04 I won't borrow from you three.
18:06 I'm here to talk to my favorite,
18:08 Maria, the most beautiful
18:10 cousin in the whole world.
18:12 If you said that to me,
18:14 I would have you borrowed.
18:16 Really?
18:18 No.
18:20 It's okay.
18:22 I won't tell you that.
18:24 You'll have to lend me.
18:26 Anyway,
18:28 I went to get a checkup.
18:30 The doctor said
18:32 that because I'm getting old,
18:34 my bones are getting weak.
18:36 We know that.
18:38 I didn't hear that.
18:42 Anyway, Maria,
18:44 because my bones are getting weak,
18:46 the doctor said that I need to drink a lot of milk.
18:48 And I heard that
18:50 the best milk is breast milk.
18:52 So, I'll ask you.
18:54 Really?
18:56 Yes.
18:58 Here you go.
19:00 Wow! Can I have all of that?
19:02 Can you drink all of that?
19:04 Of course.
19:06 As a matter of fact,
19:08 I'll drink it now.
19:10 I'll drink it at home.
19:12 No, don't drink it yet.
19:14 I have a new pump here.
19:16 I'll just use this.
19:18 It's okay.
19:20 Just drink it at home.
19:22 This is easier.
19:24 It's not hard for you.
19:26 I can pump later.
19:28 Don't be shy.
19:32 It will help you.
19:34 Okay.
19:36 [laughter]
19:38 [laughter]
19:40 [laughter]
19:42 [laughter]
19:44 [laughter]
19:46 [laughter]
19:48 [laughter]
19:50 [laughter]
19:52 [laughter]
19:54 [laughter]
19:56 [laughter]
19:58 [laughter]
20:00 [laughter]
20:02 Nico is delivering again.
20:04 I have to deliver groceries.
20:06 You can receive it.
20:08 I have a case inside.
20:10 Okay.
20:12 You just found out that Nico is coming.
20:16 You're already getting ready.
20:18 No.
20:20 Of course, there might be a lot of customers.
20:22 I have to be presentable.
20:24 You didn't fix the customer earlier.
20:26 Don't talk like that.
20:28 Go fix what you should fix.
20:30 Go there.
20:32 You're just showing off.
20:34 Delivery.
20:50 Nico, is this right?
20:52 Yes.
20:54 Please put it there.
20:56 Okay.
20:58 I'm Mimi.
21:00 I know.
21:02 I'm sorry for the past few days.
21:04 I was a bit nervous.
21:06 I was nervous when I talked to you.
21:08 It's okay.
21:10 What is that?
21:12 For me?
21:14 Yes, this is for you.
21:16 My mom cooked this.
21:18 Maybe you're hungry.
21:20 I brought it for you.
21:22 You're so sweet.
21:24 If you want calamansi,
21:26 you might not need it anymore
21:28 Mom!
21:30 I'm sorry.
21:32 I'll get the ice.
21:34 It's okay.
21:36 You can date me.
21:38 I'll get rid of this sickness.
21:40 You're fast.
21:42 You're fast.
21:44 Are you serious?
21:46 Wait.
21:48 How old are you?
21:50 I look young,
21:52 but I'm 39.
21:54 I think you're 47.
21:56 47?
21:58 Your mom is good.
22:00 You're right.
22:04 I'm 47.
22:06 Maybe you're 1947.
22:08 So, let's date.
22:10 After work.
22:12 Okay.
22:14 I'll let you.
22:16 But don't expect
22:18 that I'll give up
22:20 on you.
22:24 Wait.
22:26 Why should we date in Patan?
22:28 There's a mall here.
22:30 We can watch a movie and eat.
22:32 He doesn't get it.
22:34 Don't joke with him.
22:36 He's too old.
22:38 Where are the bills?
22:42 That's the problem.
22:44 They said milk first.
22:46 Wait.
22:48 Didn't you assure them
22:50 that you'll give them?
22:52 But they still don't want to.
22:54 Okay.
22:58 This is your breast milk.
23:00 I'll wait for you here.
23:02 Just bring me money
23:04 and I'll give you and share.
23:06 Okay?
23:08 100 pesos for 10 bags.
23:10 No.
23:12 That's not what we're talking about.
23:14 We're talking about
23:16 200 pesos for 40 bags.
23:18 That's not what we're talking about.
23:20 What do you want?
23:22 100 pesos or 200 pesos?
23:24 200 pesos, of course.
23:26 You won't fool me.
23:28 You're a very smart man.
23:30 Go to sleep.
23:32 I'm sleepy.
23:42 You're sleepy?
23:44 Oh, it's 5 o'clock already.
23:48 I'm sleepy too.
23:50 I'm just kidding.
23:52 It's a bit early.
23:54 Let's go to the bar.
23:56 My friends are there.
23:58 We can have a party.
24:00 Bar?
24:02 I don't want to be loud.
24:04 Do you want to go to the movies?
24:06 No, I have bad eyesight.
24:08 Let's go to
24:10 the food court.
24:12 Food court?
24:14 We can eat there.
24:16 I'll just buy some food.
24:18 We don't have food at home.
24:20 I'm sorry.
24:24 I'm short of money.
24:26 Don't worry.
24:28 I have a senior discount.
24:30 What?
24:32 I'm just kidding.
24:34 I'm only 47 years old.
24:36 Hey, Jack.
24:44 What's that?
24:46 That's the problem.
24:48 My mom wants to make sure
24:50 that my breast milk is clean.
24:52 They want to know who my supplier is.
24:54 Didn't you tell them
24:56 that you're trusting the person
24:58 you're buying it from?
25:00 I did.
25:02 I showed them the picture
25:04 but they didn't believe me.
25:06 I brought them here.
25:08 Manong, are you the supplier
25:10 of his breast milk?
25:12 Do you have a certification
25:14 that you're authorized to sell
25:16 because we just want to make sure?
25:18 Of course,
25:20 I have a certification.
25:22 I'm just testing
25:24 the breast milk.
25:26 Maybe they can see your certification.
25:28 I forgot it at home.
25:30 Can I just follow it?
25:32 I don't think we're that kind of people.
25:34 Especially when you're selling it expensive.
25:36 What do you mean?
25:38 Other hospitals
25:40 sell it for P500 per bag
25:42 but we only sell it for P250.
25:44 P250?
25:46 Why did he say that he's selling it for P1,000 per bag?
25:48 What?
25:50 Are you kidding me?
25:52 You're a smart man.
25:54 What's with your conversation?
26:00 You're just being polite.
26:02 You can give the milk to others.
26:04 They can still earn money.
26:06 Yes,
26:08 but they're just breast milk babies.
26:10 We can't buy a good one
26:12 so we're just asking you.
26:14 I'm sorry.
26:16 I just spilled it.
26:18 Tommy ran out of milk.
26:20 What?
26:22 Why does Tommy need milk?
26:24 His doctor said it's for his bones.
26:26 I think I know.
26:28 What did you say, ma'am?
26:30 What does "manloloko" look like?
26:32 He's old and English.
26:34 He's handsome but he looks like a manloloko.
26:36 I know that.
26:38 Repeat it, my friend.
26:40 He's the one.
26:42 He's the one.
26:44 This is complete.
26:46 These are the breast milk papers.
26:48 I have a certification here
26:50 and the test results.
26:52 Wait,
26:54 you're trying to trick me again.
26:56 Of course not.
26:58 We're partners.
27:00 You're good.
27:04 How did you do this?
27:06 Is this true?
27:08 Of course not.
27:10 Just avoid the girls we talked about yesterday.
27:12 Look for other mothers
27:14 that we don't know.
27:16 I'll take care of it.
27:18 I've talked to a lot of them.
27:20 That's a waste.
27:22 I have a limited supply.
27:24 I just booked
27:26 a maid.
27:28 She can't give me milk.
27:30 If we could,
27:32 I'll sell her breast milk.
27:34 If I only have milk,
27:36 I'll sell her breast milk.
27:38 We can sell that.
27:40 What?
27:42 My milk?
27:44 You think I have milk?
27:46 No, no, no.
27:48 I'll make breast milk
27:50 and I'm going to sell it.
27:52 I'm going to be rich.
27:54 Rich!
27:56 (screaming)
27:58 (water bubbling)
28:00 (explosion)
28:24 (laughing)
28:26 (water bubbling)
28:28 (laughing)
28:54 (laughing)
28:56 Yes!
29:00 Hey, Tommy.
29:02 Why are you laughing?
29:04 You know, this has to be
29:06 the greatest invention of all mankind.
29:08 Right here.
29:10 What is it?
29:12 You're so silly.
29:14 I heard something exploding earlier.
29:16 Wait.
29:18 What is that?
29:20 Try this.
29:22 Do it for yourself.
29:24 Wait.
29:26 Join me in eating the bread.
29:28 Later.
29:30 Try this first.
29:32 It tastes familiar.
29:38 Okay.
29:40 It tastes like
29:46 milk from Maria.
29:48 Perfect!
29:50 This is for you.
29:52 Thank you.
29:54 I also have something for you.
29:56 Surprise!
29:58 Oh, wow!
30:00 It suits you.
30:02 Mom, let's sell this.
30:04 Don't be noisy.
30:06 There you go.
30:08 This is nice.
30:10 Did you enjoy our date yesterday?
30:12 Yes, of course.
30:14 Our small eating?
30:16 Yes, but can we
30:18 not go home
30:20 at 8?
30:22 I get sleepy at that time.
30:24 I go to bed at 7.
30:26 You're so funny.
30:28 You're like my mom.
30:30 Your mom?
30:32 You're so silly.
30:34 Okay,
30:36 let's go on a date.
30:38 Later.
30:40 Can we bring my mom?
30:42 I want to meet her.
30:44 Is that okay?
30:46 Sure!
30:48 Later!
30:50 Okay.
30:52 Mom, let's go.
30:54 Okay.
30:56 Bye.
31:14 What?
31:16 Mom,
31:18 are you serious about
31:20 dating Nico?
31:22 You're so annoying.
31:24 You're triggering me.
31:26 Mom, stop it.
31:28 It's not good for you.
31:30 Stop dating
31:32 Nico.
31:34 It's just a date.
31:36 Nothing will happen to us
31:38 if you react.
31:40 You're really hoping that something will happen to you?
31:42 Oh, my!
31:44 He's a good boy.
31:46 And when I'm with him,
31:48 I feel like I'm a millennial.
31:50 And you know what?
31:52 He taught me how to dance.
31:54 Like that!
32:06 Tom, they're the moms I talked to.
32:08 They're willing to buy your milk.
32:10 Okay, welcome, ladies.
32:12 I'm sure you're here
32:14 because you want to buy breast milk
32:16 for your kids.
32:18 But, before we begin,
32:20 let me tell you
32:22 that our breast milk
32:24 comes from a healthy source.
32:26 As a matter of fact,
32:28 we have a certificate
32:30 and test results to prove it.
32:32 Is that safe?
32:36 Can you drink it?
32:38 Tom can drink it.
32:40 Why me?
32:42 You might change your mind.
32:46 Okay.
32:48 And because our milk
32:50 is very safe
32:52 and it comes from a healthy source,
32:54 we'll both drink it.
32:56 Why me?
32:58 You too.
33:00 You might lose it.
33:02 Okay.
33:04 (audience laughs)
33:06 Well, since our
33:14 breast milk is certified and safe,
33:16 I think Jek already told you
33:18 that there's a price.
33:20 How much is it?
33:22 How much did he say?
33:24 500 pesos per bag?
33:26 That's right.
33:28 Let's just explain it.
33:30 Okay.
33:32 500 pesos per bag?
33:34 Bobby!
33:38 I'm so mad!
33:40 What did you make me drink?
33:42 What's wrong?
33:44 This is what's wrong!
33:46 Oh!
33:52 I thought you wouldn't make it.
33:54 We were about to close.
33:56 I'm sorry.
33:58 I'm late because I was late
34:00 for the meeting.
34:02 Ma, Mico is here.
34:04 Hi, Mico.
34:06 Let's take a selfie.
34:08 (laughs)
34:16 We're so cute.
34:18 Oh, my mom is here.
34:20 Mom!
34:22 Good evening.
34:26 Mom, this is Mimi.
34:28 I'm not Mimi anymore.
34:30 How old is your mom?
34:38 I'm 52 years old.
34:40 If you're only 52,
34:42 you're really 39.
34:44 Sorry.
34:46 I'm really 26.
34:48 Sorry, too.
34:50 I'm 55.
34:52 Ma!
34:56 59.
34:58 Okay, fine.
35:02 I'm 62.
35:04 Oh, you're older than my mom.
35:06 Is he still here?
35:14 No, he left.
35:16 Are you still going to date him?
35:18 Okay, laugh.
35:20 He's so embarrassing.
35:22 I didn't expect
35:24 that he's that young.
35:26 I was just embarrassed
35:28 because he really
35:30 kissed me when he said
35:32 that I'm beautiful.
35:34 It's because
35:36 no one needs to say
35:38 that you're beautiful.
35:40 You're beautiful no matter your age
35:42 and no matter what others say.
35:44 Really?
35:46 Oh, Mico.
35:52 Mico,
35:54 don't tell me that you still want to date your mom.
35:56 I don't like your mom.
35:58 That's why I came back
36:00 to return the items that I gave you.
36:02 What?
36:04 You already gave it to me.
36:06 Why are you returning it?
36:08 Because it's not a promo.
36:10 I just got it from the office.
36:12 And my boss found out
36:14 that I might lose my job
36:16 without paying.
36:18 Okay,
36:20 I'll give it to you.
36:22 Thank you.
36:30 Mico?
36:34 Hey, Tommy!
36:48 This is not your lab!
36:50 This is the one that's smoking.
36:52 We thought it's a fire.
36:54 It's good that it's not burning here in the village.
36:56 It's not just that.
36:58 It's good that the monkey didn't drink
37:00 the pecking milk you made.
37:02 It's good that Patrick stopped you.
37:04 It's good that you told me.
37:06 I came here
37:08 to see what the mothers
37:10 in the hospital are saying.
37:12 There are a lot of things to say.
37:14 You should complain to them.
37:16 Okay, we won't complain.
37:18 But please stop
37:20 the pecking milk you're making.
37:22 Okay, okay.
37:24 The chef is down.
37:26 And William, I'm really sorry.
37:28 What are you sorry for?
37:30 Because of you, I got a bump.
37:32 That's another one.
37:34 It's okay, Pits.
37:36 He's being stubborn again.
37:38 Everything that the parents
37:42 give to their children is important.
37:44 Not just the food,
37:46 not just the material things.
37:48 Of course, the studies and
37:50 the love.
37:52 The body should not be healthy
37:54 in what we're raising.
37:56 The mind should be healthy
37:58 and the heart should be healthy.
38:00 If your children learn to love,
38:02 I'm sure they can teach
38:04 how to love other people.
38:12 Cheers!
38:14 Let's not drink anymore.
38:16 Wait, wait. This is not drugs.
38:18 I can explain.
38:20 We know.
38:22 That's why we're arresting you
38:24 for selling enhancement products.
38:26 Enhancement products?
38:28 Who told you?
38:30 Him! He did it!
38:32 He did it!
38:34 I don't want to leave you.
38:36 Wait, wait.