Fortnite is BROKEN

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  • il y a 9 mois
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00:00 *Splash*
00:02 *Splash*
00:04 *Splash*
00:06 *Splash*
00:08 WHAT?!
00:10 WHAT?!
00:12 *Splash*
00:14 Are you close? No.
00:16 I'm dying. I don't like this game.
00:18 *Giggles*
00:20 No, I got dead again.
00:22 This game stinks.
00:24 Where are you?!
00:26 *Splash*
00:28 You see what I did there? You see what I did there? You saw that? That's what you get when
00:40 you play with me bro. You get the best.
00:42 People are landing here.
01:09 I always forget that that doesn't give you a...
01:14 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Where do you think you're going?
01:24 Come here, man! Give me the TORNADOS!
01:28 Yeah!
01:29 Are you ready?
01:45 The question is, can you even be stopped?
01:47 The answer is...
01:48 I think I have like 60.
02:01 I stopped shooting. I stopped shooting. I stopped shooting.
02:03 He has 1 HP.
02:05 Are you f***ing insane?
02:07 Someone's chasing me.
02:10 You were wise to bring them here.
02:24 Holy I just got so lucky.
02:25 I don't know where to go. I'm going down.
02:28 He got me.
02:29 Bro, what?
02:30 You just gotta get out.
02:31 A lot of people here. A lot of people here.
02:32 They're getting each other back. Just run.
02:33 Okay, hold up.
02:34 I can't move. I'm actually stuck under here.
02:42 Release me!
02:45 They're shooting me. I'm dead.
02:47 Wow. I don't know why. That's very...
02:48 I'm a little laser.
02:49 That's crazy.
02:55 I'm dead.
02:56 I know.
02:57 That's not fun.
02:58 Just land with me. I can't protect you when you land across the map, dude.
03:02 But you know, I got an AR.
03:05 Some of these.
03:08 Eat this, you bastard!
03:22 Are you on me?
03:41 This is not happening.
03:44 What? Me carrying and getting every single elimination?
03:47 Yes, John. It is happening.
03:48 John does not play on a Switch, guys.
03:50 He actually plays on a mouse. He actually plays on PC, but he has a controller plugged in.
03:54 You would think he has auto-aim and aim assist, but he doesn't.
03:57 He actually has anti-aim assist.
04:04 John, get in.
04:05 I am.
04:06 If you're not in, if you get sniped, I'm not reviving you.
04:09 Just get in the car!
04:32 He's gone.
04:33 And he has the coin, too.
04:34 Oh, another coin is coming up here.
04:37 Where?
04:49 He's weak. Weak.
04:50 Why did...
04:55 Let's go!
04:56 Wow, wow, wow.
05:00 Here comes the other guy.
05:22 People are going to be above us right now.
05:36 No, no, no, no, no, no.
05:37 All you have to do is hit him one time, John.
05:38 All you have to do is hop out and hit him one time.
05:40 One time. One time, John. Just hit him one time.
05:42 John, just hit him one time.
05:43 Just hit this guy one time.
05:45 All right, revive me now.
06:01 John, John, get out of there.
06:02 I don't know if it's a whole team.
06:04 Who else do you think it is?
06:05 I thought it was one guy.
06:06 Why would it just be one guy?
06:16 What?
06:19 What?
06:20 How did you die?
06:21 I don't know.
06:24 Dude, I literally had the effect still on.
06:28 If it ends mid-jump...
06:30 No, it's on. It's on.
06:31 Boom, I have it. I jumped with it.
06:33 I have it on.
06:34 It's on.
06:37 What?
06:39 I just got scammed.
06:50 You got a shotgun first, and then this guy got shotgun.
06:57 There's another person here.
07:00 What are you doing up there?
07:01 And of course, he comes down to thirst me.
07:04 We just do a little reset here.
07:09 All night long, he check, check, check, check, check.
07:11 Little bitch, I'm back.
07:13 I'm going to fuck you up.
07:14 Welcome to the game.
07:16 These guys are right here, next floor.
07:21 Knocked him. This is the dude that thirsted me.
07:23 Oh, yeah, that felt great.
07:25 Where's his buddy? Get your crown back. Nice.
07:28 Both dead.
07:37 Oh, no.
07:39 Open the store.
07:40 This is my alter ego.
07:42 I need the max win.
07:44 I need the max win.
07:46 W's in the chat.
07:49 Here comes teammate right on the corner.
08:03 Ready?
08:08 Oh, shoot.
08:15 Oh, baby.
08:21 Oh, they're here.
08:25 I'm going to take this here, hop out.
08:27 We're going to hit this launch pad right here.
08:30 We're going to go to the right.
08:32 We're going to land right here.
08:42 Hit the cheek of skin 132.
08:54 Got one.
08:57 Got two.
08:59 I'm going to drop this over here and hit a rip.
09:11 We're going to land here.
09:12 This is a last row players.
09:14 We're going to hop up top.
09:16 How would you say your mental focus is?
09:18 There's a guy right here.
09:21 Those guys are right below us.
09:25 Oh, no.
09:28 He's right here. He's right on me.
09:29 He's right on me. He's right on me.
09:30 Right on me. Right on me.
09:31 Crouch up. Crouch up. Crouch up.
09:35 Oh, my goodness.
09:36 That was an accident.
09:39 He's the last guy, dude.
09:41 Oh, gosh.
09:47 You're descending. All right.
09:48 I'll slide it away. Where are they?
09:49 JB, I'll see you.
09:50 They're both right there, bro.
09:51 Underneath you.
10:02 Another dog.
10:03 Another dog.
10:04 That's how to warm up.
10:05 Yeah, okay.
10:06 [Music]
10:07 [Music]