Leilani (Issa Rae) and Jibran (Kumail Nanjiani) are on the run after witnessing a murder. They think they have found a clue at a bar, but it turns out to be a trap. Watch how they escape from a torture room in this hilarious clip from The Lovebirds.
Featuring: Kumail Nanjiani, Issa Rae, Paul Sparks, Anna Camp, Kyle Bornheimer, & More!
Featuring: Kumail Nanjiani, Issa Rae, Paul Sparks, Anna Camp, Kyle Bornheimer, & More!
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00:00 [dramatic music]
00:01 [gasps]
00:02 [panting]
00:04 ♪ ♪
00:07 - Hand him over, and this can all end.
00:09 - What? - No.
00:10 - The pictures.
00:12 Give me the envelope.
00:13 - What pictures?
00:14 - You guys think you're the only ones
00:16 who can dig up a little dirt?
00:18 ♪ ♪
00:20 I know who your boss is.
00:21 - We don't--we don't have a boss.
00:23 We don't work together. - We don't know
00:24 what pictures you're talking about.
00:25 I'm a documentary filmmaker.
00:26 She works at an ad agency.
00:28 You remember that commercial with the guy's a nerd
00:29 and then he uses his body wash
00:30 and all the girls like wanna f--- him?
00:32 That was her idea.
00:33 - That was my idea.
00:34 It was based on a true story.
00:35 This guy was really nerdy in my college,
00:36 and he would smell good, and then I was like,
00:38 "I like him now."
00:39 - She didn't like the way a guy looked in college,
00:40 and then he smelled better, and then she f---ed him.
00:42 But it's fine, and we don't know anything.
00:45 - Oh, yeah, right.
00:46 You showed up at the designated time
00:48 and place of the exchange.
00:49 - People are gonna tell this guy's phone
00:50 and the big box you need when I'm not dealing anymore.
00:52 - We're just trying to go to our friend's dinner party.
00:53 We have nothing to do with anything.
00:54 - We just asked for the big box.
00:56 - [whimpers]
00:59 - She's not buying it.
01:01 - She's not buying it.
01:02 - Oh, okay.
01:03 - Let's take the guesswork out here.
01:05 You said that this gentleman's not your boss,
01:08 and you don't even know him.
01:10 - No. - No.
01:11 - Why don't we just call him
01:12 and see what he has to say?
01:13 - Okay, great. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:15 - Mm-hmm.
01:16 [tense music]
01:19 ♪ ♪
01:21 - Oh, no.
01:23 - It's not what you think.
01:25 - Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining.
01:27 - Why would we do that?
01:28 - I would never do that.
01:29 If she pees down your back,
01:30 she's gonna say it's pee.
01:31 - You think you can [bleep] with a congressman
01:33 and get away with it?
01:34 You got another thing coming.
01:36 [door slams]
01:37 [tense music]
01:38 - Oh, no! - Oh, what?
01:39 - Oh, [bleep]!
01:40 - [breathing heavily]
01:41 - Did you just tell them I'm a congressman?
01:44 - I-- - Come quick.
01:46 - [breathing heavily]
01:47 I'll be right back.
01:49 ♪ ♪
01:52 - What's happening?
01:54 - Come here, get out.
01:55 - This is [bleep] insane.
01:57 - You can take that damn mask off, Britt.
01:59 - Are you okay?
02:00 - I don't know.
02:01 - You still didn't see my good idea.
02:03 - My husband, he was just about to get me my pan.
02:06 Right, hon?
02:07 - I thought we agreed we weren't really gonna do the pan.
02:09 - You go get me my [bleep] damn pan.
02:11 - Hey, just to clarify, we're not blackmailing anybody.
02:14 - Hey, excuse me, what is the pan?
02:15 - You tried to [bleep] us.
02:17 Now you're gonna get [bleep]
02:19 - Your premise is wrong because we didn't try to [bleep]
02:22 and we don't want to get [bleep] at all.
02:24 - Mm, mm-mm.
02:26 I just love the smell of sizzling bacon, don't you?
02:31 The only problem is the grease.
02:33 Y'all ever see a bad grease burn?
02:36 It is remarkable the damage a little hot oil can do.
02:40 I'm gonna give you both a choice, okay?
02:42 All the grease in this pan
02:45 or what's behind this door.
02:49 - What?
02:50 - I said bacon, grease, or door.
02:54 It's up to you, and you're first, Mr. Bing Bong.
02:58 - Take the grease.
03:00 - Are you serious? It's boiling hot grease.
03:02 She can pour the grease on my face.
03:04 - Edie, may I ask a question?
03:06 Do I get to know prior to making my decision
03:08 where you'll be pouring the grease?
03:10 - Um, yeah, it'll probably most definitely be your face.
03:13 - Thank you.
03:14 - She's a problem of mice.
03:16 - She's obviously trying to scare you
03:17 into choosing something worse.
03:19 - We're single now.
03:20 I have to go out into the dating world.
03:21 How do you think I'm gonna do on Bumble?
03:23 - Scars are super sexy.
03:24 - Oh, you like burnt scars?
03:25 - After this, I'm gonna seek out a guy with a burnt face.
03:28 - You promise?
03:29 I'm gonna stalk your Facebook so hard,
03:30 and if you're not with the [bleep] burnt victim,
03:32 I'm gonna be so very upset.
03:33 - Well, thanks for reminding me to block you.
03:35 I'm blocking you right after this.
03:36 - Let's make a decision here, all right?
03:37 My husband and I have plans tonight.
03:39 - I'll go with not the grease.
03:41 I'll go with the door.
03:42 - Jepron! - Door it is.
03:44 Tell him what they want.
03:45 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
03:47 - Jepron, catch your feet! - I'm planning my--
03:49 - Stop it! Leave him alone!
03:50 Open the door.
03:52 [dramatic music]
03:55 ♪ ♪
03:59 - Is it gonna [bleep] on me?
04:01 - [grunts]
04:02 - [yells]
04:04 - [gasps]
04:06 - Oh.
04:09 Take the grease.
04:11 - It's your turn, little missy.
04:12 - The grease, the grease! I take the grease!
04:14 - A lady who knows what she wants.
04:16 - [yells]
04:19 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
04:21 No! No!
04:23 [grunts]
04:24 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
04:26 - Hey, let's see.
04:27 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
04:28 - [screams]
04:29 - [screams]
04:30 - [screams]
04:32 - [yells]
04:33 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
04:34 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
04:35 - [grunts]
04:36 - Honey, are you all right?
04:37 - No, no!
04:38 - [yells]
04:39 - Oh, my God!
04:41 - [yells]
04:44 - [yells]
04:46 - [yells]
04:48 - [yells]
04:50 - Stay back! Stay back!
04:51 - Stay back!
04:52 - Ready? - Yeah!
04:53 - One, two, three!
04:55 - [yells]
04:56 - Hey!
04:57 - [yells]
04:58 - [yells]
04:59 - [yells]
05:00 - Whoa!
05:01 - Get away!
05:02 - [whispers]
05:04 - [whispers]
05:06 - [yells]
05:08 - [yells]
05:11 [whoosh]
05:13 [silence]