Snooker Man | movie | 2024 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Johnny "Snooker Man" Bonnar is the UK's 17th rated Ronnie O'Sullivan lookalike working for the UK's lowest rated lookali | dG1fZDhhd2VtSm41Qlk

Transcript

00:00 # Let me introduce you to a man... #

00:06 Johnny's a nice lad.

00:09 I wouldn't pay to see him as a Ronnie O'Sullivan lookalike.

00:12 That would be a bit of a stretch.

00:14 So it's just... it's just a bit poor, isn't it?

00:16 People say, "Oh, aren't you that Ronnie lookalike for that really bad agency?"

00:21 I've never been hired out as a Torby Jones lookalike,

00:24 but then I've not put myself out there.

00:27 And you're channelling that Daniel Craig energy.

00:30 He's like otherworldly.

00:31 # Gold and bold... #

00:34 It's Miniature Snooker and there's championships

00:37 and people take it quite seriously.

00:40 They really do love it.

00:42 What is it doing here with the documentary crew?

00:44 They should be filming me. I am the greatest player.

00:46 I will win this bloody whole tournament.

00:49 Welcome to the grand finals of the World Championships of Miniature Snooker.

00:53 # In a second, only a black ball left

00:57 # And all of his lovers keep coming

01:00 # But cos his name they can't forget

01:03 # He's a snooker man, the game has begun

01:06 # One winner and they will be here

01:09 # He's a snooker man and nobody can

01:13 # Destroy the empire he's built... #

01:16 You know I've got a 1-for-7 lockdown.

01:19 In that hall, you're going to see me kick Wolfgang's arse.

01:23 Fuck you, snooker man. Eat shit and die.

01:26 # He's a snooker man... #

01:29 (music fades)

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