Robot Chicken - Cruella Does Good - They're having a ruff time
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00:00 [BANG]
00:01 [BANG]
00:02 Radcliffe's, it's official.
00:04 You have 50 pregnant females.
00:06 How is that possible?
00:07 Remember, darling, only 15 of our 101 Dalmatians were related.
00:13 Clearly, the unrelated ones had sex.
00:16 Actually, siblings get it on all the time.
00:18 Why, it wouldn't surprise me if Pongo and Perdita over there were having sex with their own children,
00:23 likely while the others watched.
00:24 Jesus.
00:25 Can't believe I had to give up songwriting for a day job.
00:28 Lousy Dalmatians eating me out of house and home.
00:31 [LAUGHTER]
00:34 These things breed like fruit flies.
00:36 It's a population control issue.
00:38 We were wrong to think you were a bad person, Cruella.
00:41 [LAUGHTER]
00:43 Well, there's no such thing as evil, you know.
00:45 Everyone is a hero of their own story.
00:48 We really don't need a sociology lesson.
00:51 [BUZZER]
00:52 I'm sorry, this seat is taken.
00:54 I was sitting here earlier.
00:55 I just went to get some popcorn, and now I've returned.
00:57 Buddy, my girlfriend is sitting here.
00:59 This seat is taken.
01:02 Do you know who I am?
01:04 Uh, no.
01:05 Do you know who I am, here, there?
01:08 No, I don't know who you are, but I have a very particular--
01:11 Shh, quiet!
01:13 No, I don't know who you are, but I have a very particular--
01:16 What?
01:17 I can't hear you.
01:19 No, I don't know who you are, but I have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired.
01:25 Buddy, he said the seat's taken.
01:27 I was sitting here.
01:28 Will you be quiet?
01:29 I was sitting here.
01:31 I'm sorry, miss, but that seat is taken.
01:33 Yeah, no shit.
01:34 By me.
01:35 Look, if you let me sit there now, that will be the end of it.
01:38 I will not look for you.
01:39 I will not pursue you.
01:40 But if you don't--
01:41 Uh, is there a problem?
01:42 This guy is bothering us.
01:44 Come on, buddy, find a seat.
01:45 I will find you, and I will kill you.
01:52 [gurgling]
01:55 We gather now to lay to rest evil Knievel, who died after a long struggle with heart disease.
02:05 I'm pretty sure what we just did with the corpse was illegal, but let none ever say 'twas not awesome.
02:11 [glass shattering]
02:13 [glass shattering]
02:18 [screaming]
02:20 [screaming]
02:23 [dinging]
02:32 [music playing]
02:35 [growling]
02:37 [snarling]
02:40 [grunting]
02:50 [glass shattering]
02:52 [screaming]
02:54 [music playing]
02:56 [screaming]
02:58 [music playing]
03:01 [grunting]
03:04 [growling]
03:06 [music playing]
03:09 [growling]
03:14 [music playing]
03:17 [barking]
03:20 [snarling]
03:22 [barking]
03:23 [barking]
03:24 [music playing]
03:27 [music playing]
03:31 [music playing]
03:34 [music playing]
03:37 [music playing]
03:40 [music playing]
03:43 [BLANK_AUDIO]