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Short filmTranscript
00:00 Clock, are you meditating?
00:02 Can I put this bomb next to you?
00:04 That's the least stressful question I've been asked today.
00:06 Welcome to the future.
00:10 It's the year 14,002 and you're in the Ergilon galaxy.
00:13 All doctors report immediately.
00:24 And window cleaners.
00:27 A case came in this morning that only two delusional narcissists would attempt and they asked for you.
00:32 In a fun way or a weird way?
00:34 You have a parasite that eradicates anxiety.
00:37 I heard you'll bend the rules to help people.
00:39 For science, not kindness.
00:42 I apologize for my visible arousal.
00:45 We have a chance to cure anxiety. We have to take it.
00:51 If you pursue this, you could die.
00:53 Or worse, lose your licenses.
00:57 I'm okay. I'm water resistant.
01:00 You're such a suck up. I really admire it.
01:03 Stop playing with my portal.
01:09 We're doing this against my every instinct.
01:20 We're putting everyone at risk.
01:22 But imagine all the people who can help.
01:24 I will now sing my planet's song of orgasmic death to lighten the mood.
01:29 I will now sing my planet's song of orgasmic death to lighten the mood.
01:31 Ah.
01:33 [music]
01:39 [music]
01:45 [music]
01:50 you