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00:00 Welcome to the Pro Football Football Show presented by the Chevy Silverado.
00:03 We are here in Chicago.
00:04 You're probably saying to yourself, "Hey, what's Big Cat doing hosting this?"
00:07 Belated congratulations.
00:08 I did tweet about it when you retired, but you can't tell the story of football without Will Compton.
00:12 I appreciate that.
00:13 That's a fact.
00:14 Am I going to be shocked if the Bills win?
00:16 No.
00:16 That's like your favorite line to like get out of something.
00:19 What?
00:19 I won't be shocked if this happens.
00:22 Me?
00:22 He just called you out.
00:24 No, it wasn't a Dave thing.
00:25 It was a generalized thing.
00:26 Sounded like it.
00:27 Did this happen?
00:28 It's fair to say you don't have a strong opinion on a game.
00:31 Yeah.
00:31 What, every game has to be a nuclear missile?
00:33 What?
00:34 No, no, Dave.
00:35 I'm just...
00:36 What's your problem?
00:36 Yeah, you just...
00:37 General's...
00:37 Hey.
00:39 I like the Seahawks.
00:39 The bye week last week, I think, was big for the health of the secondary.
00:43 And I think coming off the bye, they'll be...
00:45 Well, they played the Bengals last week.
00:48 Yeah, the sheet says Seahawks last week bye, but if you're a ball watcher, you know that they played the Bengals last week.
00:57 It's okay.
00:57 Seahawks.
00:59 Vikings plus six and a half.
01:00 Oh.
01:01 Vikings six and a half.
01:02 I want you guys to know this is Will Adapts, because in the car, he said he was going to take the Vikings.
01:06 I just took the Vikings.
01:07 You guys...
01:08 I just took the Vikings.
01:09 Yeah, I went Vikings six and a half.
01:10 Oh, I'm not listening.
01:11 I want to tell everyone at home, these guys have played a lot of football, taken a lot of hits.
01:16 Listening, active listening is not their strong suit.
01:19 It's fine.
01:20 You got a players coach with Antonio Pires, who a little weird when he was like, "I like to feel the players.
01:25 I want to feel them.
01:26 I want to touch them."
01:27 That's giving hugs.
01:29 That's being in the center as a coach.
01:31 That's, you know, giving this rah-rah and all the guys are surrounding me.
01:35 Not like the good cat.
01:39 Delaney, you're lucky that Jerry wasn't in the NFL.
01:41 Yeah.
01:41 He would have worked you.
01:43 Is this him?
01:44 That is.
01:46 That's exactly him right there.
01:47 Is that the same play where he got taken down by the...
01:49 Girl.
01:50 The girl, yeah.
01:51 A girl tackled him.
01:52 Yeah.
01:52 Really?
01:53 A much smaller girl than him.
01:54 Like a kid.
01:56 Was she a kid?
01:57 I think, yeah, I think she was a kid.
01:58 Arthur Smith, a big friend of the show.
02:00 Yeah.
02:01 Love Arthur Smith.
02:02 Love Arthur Smith.
02:03 I'm starting to get a little worried about him.
02:04 Shaved his mustache.
02:05 Shaved his mustache.
02:06 That's a telltale sign.
02:08 It's like a murderer getting a haircut.
02:10 I've never heard of a murderer getting a haircut thing.
02:11 Is that a lie?
02:12 Yeah, no, like if you're guilty of something, you change your look up.
02:14 Pirate Simon did that.
02:16 He got caught watching porn at the office and then the next day he came in with a new haircut.
02:19 Guilty.
02:19 What's going on?
02:20 Everybody else would have already been saying.
02:21 You still can't say Matt Jones stinks.
02:23 Oh.
02:24 Okay.
02:25 Can't say it.
02:26 Something else happened.
02:27 You got to break it.
02:28 Break it.
02:29 He wants to know how many watches we sold.
02:31 Let's roll Jerry edits.
02:32 Oh.
02:33 Great segment, Jerry.
02:34 Jerry edits.
02:35 No.
02:36 Jerry edits.
02:37 Lucas edits.
02:38 That is that soul.
02:39 What?
02:40 Lucas edits, but Jerry, presented by Jerry.
02:41 Who's Lucas?
02:42 My right hand guy.
02:43 That just ruined the whole segment.
02:44 Well, he was trying to.
02:45 I didn't ruin it.
02:46 Dan ruined it.
02:47 Dan ruined it last week.
02:48 I did it last week, but I mean, that's crazy.
02:49 Jerry's got one thing he's got to bring in.
02:50 He's got to bring in the whole segment.
02:51 I mean, I'm not going to say anything.
02:52 I'm not going to say anything.
02:53 I'm not going to say anything.
02:54 I mean, that's crazy.
02:55 Jerry's got one thing he's got to bring in.
02:56 He has someone else do it.
02:57 Fuck.
02:58 I found him on the internet from Florida.
02:59 He's a weirdo.
03:00 He's a weirdo, clearly.
03:01 Did he just sitting there doing Jerry's edits for him?
03:04 He does a lot more than edits.
03:06 What else does he do?
03:07 He's got my bank account, stuff like that.
03:10 Send my bills, stuff like that.
03:11 He does my bills for me.
03:13 What the hell is going on out here?
03:14 Have you ever met him in person?
03:15 Yes, once.
03:16 Yeah.
03:17 And you gave him your bank account?
03:18 We're tight.
03:19 We're boys.
03:20 We've known each other for a year now.
03:21 Send me his info and his Instagram, please.
03:23 Packers suck.
03:24 I want to make exactly, exactly, exactly everything.
03:29 You guys just said it.
03:34 You said it.
03:35 Don't want to get copyright trouble.
03:36 You said it.
03:37 I don't think that was 10 seconds.
03:38 Run the damn ball and then if the linebackers look like this one across, then you just run
03:42 it down a sweep.
03:43 I lick my chops.
03:44 I'll see you.
03:45 I'm good.
03:46 I'm good.
03:47 I'm good.
03:48 I've already won.
03:49 I've already won before the play started.
03:50 That's what I know is going on in my head.
03:52 He could have got a running start.
03:54 He ain't catching you.
03:55 Tank Dell, by the way, is so good.
03:59 He's so good.
04:00 Do you guys know that guy's name?
04:02 He's a wide receiver for the Texans.
04:04 With Dan, it's like sometimes he'll just throw out a statue that's not even real and if you
04:07 disagree with it too quickly, then he has his name.
04:10 Oh, so you thought maybe he made the name up.
04:11 There were some walls up there.
04:12 That does sound like a fake name.
04:13 Some fun defensive walls, but you still want to get got.
04:15 Here's my bad opinion.
04:16 I think the Houston Texans are going to beat the Bengals this week.
04:21 I also can't believe that you guys fell for the Tank Dell fake name.
04:25 That was crazy.
04:26 Are you serious?
04:27 I was wondering if you guys ... Was that a fake name?
04:28 Thank golly.
04:29 Did you know he was doing that?
04:30 Some of these Texans that we don't know about would be ...
04:31 Yeah.
04:32 Hey, Jerry.
04:33 I was like, "Somebody's got to talk."
04:34 I'm shaking my head like somebody's got to say something.
04:35 Did he hit you too?
04:36 Hey, Jerry, they fell for it again.
04:37 I know.
04:38 Tank Dell's so good.
04:39 Tank Dell's real.
04:40 What?
04:41 He's so good.
04:42 114 yards, two TDs last week.
04:43 Tank Dell.
04:44 Jerry is going to come make sure the boys are hydrated.
04:46 We've got a water boy this year, fellas.
04:48 Oh, Jerry.
04:49 Jerry's a Swiss Army knife, man, except for edits.
04:52 Yeah, well, he's learning.
04:53 He's trying.
04:54 He's trying.
04:55 He is learning.
04:56 Jerry.
04:57 Jerry, you got to be quick, brother.
04:58 Yeah, I'm trying to pass him out.
04:59 You're trying to fill some water up.
05:00 Jerry, this is like barely half full.
05:04 Jerry's spilling water all over this floor.
05:06 It is spooky rapid fire.
05:07 It's Halloween week.
05:08 We've got the body armor in front of us, the official water of Barstool Sports.
05:12 We've got Jerry, as always, being the water boy.
05:14 Speaking of ...
05:15 Water boy.
05:16 It is with Halloween.
05:17 How hard do you go for Halloween?
05:18 It's hard.
05:19 This week is where you start watching every Halloween movie in a row.
05:22 We're hitting the haunted house on Friday.
05:25 Oh, God damn it, man.
05:28 Jerry is easily frightened.
05:31 Jerry is easily frightened.
05:33 That was scary.
05:34 Yes.
05:35 The Jags favored by three.
05:36 I don't know.
05:38 Strong take.
05:39 I don't know.
05:40 It's your job.
05:41 Bring it to the hoop, Will.
05:42 Jerry, you have no problem with that?
05:44 What?
05:45 You're on me for saying I wouldn't be shocked if I was wrong.
05:47 He just said, "I don't know."
05:49 I don't know to what?
05:50 Never mind.
05:51 Jerry is so scared of flying.
05:53 I'm scared of flying, yes.
05:54 He thinks that they invented turbulence during COVID.
05:58 That's a fact.
05:59 The guy is flying right now.
06:00 That's a fact.
06:01 Think about it.
06:02 Think about it.
06:03 Casey, listen.
06:04 A couple years ago, pre-COVID, you travel a lot.
06:05 A ton.
06:06 Did you ever feel turbulence years ago?
06:08 Yes.
06:09 I never have.
06:10 Yes.
06:11 I feel like I remembered turbulence my entire life.
06:12 But then COVID happened, and then now the plane shake.
06:14 No?
06:15 No.
06:16 Jerry, if you had to make a pick this week, who would it be?
06:19 What's that pose?
06:20 Saints.
06:21 He's...
06:22 It would be the Saints.
06:23 Saints?
06:24 Yeah.
06:25 What is that pose?
06:26 Sorry, I can't sit like that, though.
06:27 I mean, it was just a weird pose.
06:28 He's on a tailgate.
06:29 It's provocative.
06:30 My back's killing me.
06:31 Is that just a London game every week?
06:32 There's three weeks in a row.
06:33 We have two-week break.
06:34 Then there are two Germany games.
06:36 It's too much.
06:37 They'll be in Saudi Arabia next.
06:38 That's the next plane.
06:39 Yeah?
06:40 Oh, yeah.
06:41 Of course I do.
06:42 Friendsgiving.
06:43 I used to do it, then I didn't get invited back because one year I got invited to do
06:45 Friendsgiving and I knew I...
06:48 Sorry.
06:49 I knew I couldn't go and I told...
06:50 I RSVP'd saying I was coming and I said I was going to bring two turkeys just to fuck
06:54 with everyone.
06:55 And it didn't go.
06:56 It didn't go.
06:57 That'd be a funny old turkey.
06:59 Man, that's diabolical.
07:01 How mad do you think Bill Belichick is week to week right now?
07:04 I know Bill's pissed.
07:05 Does he get loud in those meetings?
07:08 I wouldn't say he gets loud, but it's just his tone, you feel his demeanor.
07:11 He doesn't really get loud.
07:12 He's like, "We talked about this shit at nausea."
07:15 Did you see Vrabel, the presser, one of the pressers this week?
07:19 No.
07:20 He will have to check out the clip, but you can tell my man is stressed right now.
07:25 I think that probably was the only time that question's ever been asked.
07:28 He's sitting there and...
07:29 Will, wait, hold on.
07:30 Will's like that meme, like Drake when he's sitting in the Kentucky locker room, bro thinks
07:34 he's on the team.
07:35 Will gets all dressed up for Vrabel's presser, puts on the TV.
07:39 "All right, coach, tell us what you got."
07:41 How many yards do you think he can get, seriously?
07:43 How many of these yards without getting injured right now in the NFL if he had to play on
07:46 Sunday?
07:47 Put me in for the magic play on goal line.
07:51 I dive across the top, and then the stretcher comes out.
07:56 They run out with the little gurney, pick me up, I'm done.
07:59 I'm gonna shoot the peace sign.
08:01 It's over.
08:02 You got him in.
08:03 That's all that matters.
08:04 You got the point.
08:05 It's done.
08:06 Delaney wanted me to pass along a stat for UBC.
08:11 He's the king of bad stats.
08:12 In the books, when they're the favorites, they two and two.
08:18 So, that's even.
08:21 That stat was the dumbest stat ever?
08:23 Ever.
08:24 I just, when I said it, I'm like, damn, that was dumb.
08:26 Yeah, as it came out, you're like, they're two and two, so we learned nothing.
08:31 Titans and Texans have played 43 times in the Titans League 23-20, so if that's helpful.
08:37 Yeah, no, that's a bad stat.
08:39 At least you passed it along, though.
08:40 That was very nice of you to pass it along.
08:41 Yeah, no, I appreciate it.
08:43 I like Delaney's bad stats, because he just throws them out.
08:46 It's like, what the fuck does that mean with this game?
08:48 Everybody talking about the Giants, talking about Tommy DeVito and his agent and just
08:52 that whole storyline.
08:53 I know you were talking about it on Twitter as well.
08:54 Well, his agent, 8-0 vs. 8-0, my senior in high school, and his agent's team, Salem,
08:59 beat Swamp Sky.
09:00 He wrote a book about it.
09:01 In fact, he wrote a book about it.
09:02 It was crazy.
09:03 I didn't even know.
09:04 Who writes a book about a high school?
09:05 About one man.
09:06 It was a teacher strike at Salem High School, so the game was almost canceled.
09:09 The dude wrote a, McShay, my buddy, he goes, "This fucking guy wrote a book about us."
09:13 It's unbelievable.
09:14 It is.
09:15 I don't know why the Browns are not favored in this game.
09:20 Because they're not playing anyone.
09:21 They're locked into their seed.
09:23 They can't go anywhere besides the fifth.
09:25 No, that's a fact.
09:26 I think they're playing sixth and seventh seed, right?
09:28 No, they're locked into the fifth seed.
09:29 But if they lose, they go down a seed.
09:31 No.
09:32 They're locked into fifth seed.
09:33 Let me try it a different way.
09:34 If the Browns win, they're the fifth seed.
09:35 If the Browns lose, they're the fifth seed.
09:38 I'll take the bacon.
09:39 All right, Nick, the floor is yours.
09:40 Who are you taking?
09:41 I'm not sure.
09:42 No, I'm kidding.
09:43 I want to take the Ravens, but in a way closer game than people are thinking.
09:44 I think the Texans are a good team.
09:45 You're betting against the spread?
09:46 Yeah.
09:47 Okay.
09:48 Yes.
09:49 It can't be that close.
09:50 They still got to win by 10 or more.
09:51 Oh, I'm betting against the spread?
09:52 Yes.
09:53 I'm betting against the spread.
09:54 I'm betting against the spread.
09:55 I'm betting against the spread.
09:56 I'm betting against the spread.
09:57 I'm betting against the spread.
09:58 I'm betting against the spread.
09:59 I'm betting against the spread.
10:00 It can't be that close.
10:01 They still got to win by 10 or more.
10:02 I'm betting against the spread?
10:03 Yes.
10:04 Yes.
10:05 Mine's nine and a half.
10:06 Yes.
10:07 Okay.
10:08 Fuck.
10:09 Give me the Texans.
10:10 Steelers won't score 10.
10:11 Steelers won't score 10?
10:12 Steelers won't score 10.
10:13 Yeah?
10:14 You don't think so?
10:15 It'll be.
10:16 I don't think so.
10:17 I know so.
10:18 Oh, you know so?
10:19 So put something up then.
10:20 What do you want to do?
10:21 The glimmer in his eye when you said that.
10:22 Fifty bucks.
10:23 Yeah, okay.
10:24 Fifty bucks.
10:25 Over under is nine and a half.
10:26 Nine and a half.
10:27 Yeah.
10:28 Yeah.
10:29 And I want a $50 bill too, not two 20s and a 10.
10:30 You'll get what you get.
10:31 You'll get 50 bucks.
10:32 You'll get 50 bucks.
10:33 All right.
10:34 All right.
10:35 Can he hit you on like a Venmo or something?
10:36 I'm canceled from Venmo.
10:37 Oh, that's right.
10:38 I got to get him cash.
10:39 I got to go to the bank.
10:40 That's right.
10:41 Jerry got canceled on card schemes.
10:42 Next.
10:43 Next.
10:44 Next topic.
10:45 Next topic.
10:46 Did you ever get denied a jersey swap with anyone?
10:47 I don't think everybody wanted my jersey.
10:48 You ever take a shot?
10:49 It'd be so funny.
10:50 Like at somebody big?
10:51 Like just Tom Brady after you?
10:52 Yeah, Brady, let me get yours.
10:53 Yo, you want the old 51?
10:54 That would have been incredible if you started just going to the number one player on the
10:55 other team.
10:56 You'd be like, yo, you don't even want the 51.
10:57 You want this 5-1?
10:58 When an NFL team hires coaches, who pays them?
10:59 The owners of the team pay them?
11:00 Yeah, I think so.
11:01 Yeah.
11:02 Right?
11:03 Is that true?
11:04 Yeah.
11:05 Yeah.
11:06 What was that question?
11:07 I didn't know where the money came from.
11:08 It's the coach problem.
11:09 He not hiring other guys.
11:10 See, coaches hire.
11:11 Oh, coaches?
11:12 Yeah.
11:13 I'm a coach.
11:14 I'm a coach.
11:15 I'm a coach.
11:16 I don't know.
11:17 I'm a coach.
11:18 I'm a coach.
11:19 I'm a coach.
11:20 It's the coach problem.
11:21 He not hiring other guys.
11:22 See, coaches hire.
11:23 Oh, coaches hire?
11:24 Yeah.
11:25 The coaches bring their dudes in.
11:26 Oh, really?
11:27 Yeah.
11:28 Like, Dallas.
11:29 Dallas, Gary's World.
11:30 Gotcha.
11:31 Wow.
11:32 That's interesting.
11:33 The Bills are going to the AFC Championship.
11:34 No, the Bills won the Super Bowl.
11:35 The Bills won the Super Bowl.
11:36 7-0 in the San Francisco 49ers.
11:39 Congratulations Dan Katz on that massive ticket.
11:44 I don't know why you'd do that.
11:50 I don't know why you'd do that.
11:53 I'm speechless.
11:54 I don't know why.
11:55 It's my job to not be speechless here.
11:56 It's too bad because, look.
11:57 I mean, no one's beating the Bills.
11:58 What?
11:59 No one's beating the Bills.
12:00 I don't know why he's still doing it.
12:04 It's, every time I've won a big bet, who usually gets the benefit?
12:08 Jerry.
12:09 That guy right there.
12:10 And then he goes off to me.
12:11 Let's see.
12:12 All right.
12:13 All right.
12:14 Reed.
12:15 Right.
12:16 Ryan.
12:17 Danny.
12:18 Rudy.
12:19 If the Bills win the Super Bowl, you all get $2,000 cash.
12:25 Nick, you're going to get $5,000 cash.
12:28 Makes sense.
12:29 You don't need money.
12:30 What the fuck?
12:31 You want some money?
12:32 I mean, yeah.
12:33 You get $2,000 cash.
12:34 I'll take it.
12:35 Jerry, you get $0.
12:36 I had a feeling that was coming.
12:37 We'll see if Taylor's going to win.
12:38 I don't know.
12:39 I don't know.
12:40 I don't know.
12:41 We'll see if Taylor's joining as well.
12:44 I want to rock with you, Jerry.
12:45 I want to root for the Steelers.
12:47 I don't think they win, but I'm saying my pick is I'm going to go Pittsburgh Steelers.
12:51 So you went with the Steelers?
12:52 I'm going to go Steelers.
12:53 He wants to root for Jerry.
12:54 I want to root for Jerry.
12:55 Yeah, but that's a built-in insurance policy, the way you approach the whole thing.
12:58 You want the Rams.
12:59 You think the Rams are going to win by minus 3.
13:00 What do you mean by there's a built-in insurance?
13:01 Cooper, you look at the camera.
13:02 I'm doing this for Jerry.
13:03 So, Taylor, you're not riding with Jerry.
13:05 I feel bad.
13:06 Can I do it like you did it?
13:07 Yeah.
13:08 Any other day I would go against Jerry, but in this situation, Jerry, I'm going to go
13:12 with the Steelers for you because of you, Jerry.
13:16 I'm going to do it for Jerry.
13:17 I'm going to go with Jerry.
13:20 I'm going to go with Jerry.
13:21 If you're head coach, do you want to go to the Panthers?
13:23 No.
13:24 No.
13:25 I mean, if they called me right now, I'd go.
13:26 Would you go, Will?
13:27 No, no, no, no.
13:28 Could you imagine how awesome that would be?
13:29 What, to be head coach?
13:30 Yeah, be head coach.
13:31 You know you're going to get fired.
13:32 You're only going to have to do it for a year.
13:33 Could I still podcast?
13:34 Yes.
13:35 Okay, yeah, I'd do it.
13:36 Yeah.
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