Enter the holidays. It's Thanksgiving weekend, snow is falling, Christmas is on the horizon and the promises of the New | dG1fUjRjNGNsZWpMblU
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00:00 I'll say to hell with Santa Claus.
00:03 This will be the last year I pray for his fat behind
00:05 to put Prince Charming under my tree.
00:08 I'm into new things.
00:11 Doing me.
00:13 Drip a sippy.
00:14 Oh, boy.
00:16 That's my ex-husband turned fiancee.
00:20 And I'm elated to have my baby home for the holidays.
00:23 Junior, cut it off.
00:24 Cut it off, man.
00:26 They are working my last good nerve.
00:28 How's it going, Lord?
00:30 I'm thankful for my daughter's sweet friends.
00:34 I love my baby, Joni.
00:37 But who the heck cooks a ham in papaya juice?
00:41 Oh, Lord!
00:41 Devon.
00:49 Jones, baby boy, Devon.
00:50 I know you're not looking at me like that.
00:56 [squeals]
00:57 You do know that you're about to be chewed,
00:59 and I'm talking about for days, for years.
01:03 I like it.
01:04 I like it.
01:06 You all right?
01:07 Yeah, I'm good.
01:09 I had a dream.
01:10 My son hooked up with some old tramp.
01:13 She was trying to hypnotize him with her-- wake it up.
01:15 [coughs]
01:16 [laughs]
01:17 [doorbell rings]
01:19 [gasps]
01:20 It smell like a lawn in here.
01:22 Oh, my god.
01:24 Were you that desperate that you would dig in my cradle?
01:27 This friendship is over.
01:29 [music playing]
01:32 Your mother is one of my best friends.
01:34 Focus on me.
01:35 Like one of them holiday movies, girl.
01:39 Your energy tells me that you are in love.
01:42 You just betrayed me.
01:43 He is a grown man.
01:45 Patch things up with your friends.
01:47 Friendship, sister, like what y'all have.
01:50 [inaudible]
01:51 It's really hard to find.
01:52 [music playing]
01:56 (audience laughing)