On-Set Videographer | show | 2021 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

A student-made self aware mockumentary series about the creation of a doomed indie film. | dHNfdlJXYkpiRjItMHc

Transcript

00:00 Now watch. This is where the costume's magic really shines.

00:03 Hey, what the hell are you kids doing out here?

00:05 Oh, cut, cut. Hello there, ma'am. We're just, uh, shooting a film, that's all.

00:08 Do you kids know that this is a private park?

00:11 You're blocking an extreme amount of foot traffic.

00:13 Do you even have the proper permits to shoot here?

00:16 Uh...

00:19 Uh, okay, okay, everybody, uh, good shoot today,

00:23 and I will see you all next...

00:26 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

00:30 What is the dream?

00:37 Well, that right there, folks, is the dream.

00:40 It's a near-perfect film.

00:43 It's got every genre, and they all blend together perfectly.

00:46 Action, adventure, war, kung fu, guns, romance, blood, wing chun.

00:54 I have made a lot of other short films and other videos in the past,

00:59 but this one, just solid.

01:02 This beautiful historical theater is the home of the Novo Film Festival.

01:05 Sir, you can't film here.

01:07 Oh, um, sorry, we're just filming a little documentary, that's all.

01:10 No, y'all need to leave.

01:11 Is Anthony a competent director?

01:14 Hey, hey, hey, listen up, everyone, shut the f*** up, all right?

01:17 Remember, Genesis 44, colon 3.

01:20 He's really, really passionate.

01:23 I'll give him that.

01:24 I'm going to shoot your nuts off.

01:27 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:28 I'm gonna shoot your nuts off.

01:31 I'm Anthony Houston.

01:35 Do you think it's okay to call me darling just because you're gay?

01:38 Yeah.

01:39 Darling! Darling!

01:41 Oh, this? This is just a precautionary measure.

01:44 In short, I have to keep the film on its track before Anthony Shyamalan's my script-off check-off split.

01:50 All right, Rod, watch the rod!

01:53 What?

01:58 That's film speak for saving his ass.

02:03 Cut! Beautiful!

02:09 All right, let's do it one more time.

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