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00:00:17 Oops, call me Red Andy.

00:00:20 Man, this probably was the most single, funnest day of my life until it wasn't.

00:00:24 This beautiful thing right here is Vicky.

00:00:26 She's my work wife.

00:00:28 She's the beginner of the end of it.

00:00:31 My boy right here, that's slow-mo.

00:00:33 That's my wife's baby daddy, Donax.

00:00:37 And my boy right here, that's my lawyer.

00:00:39 Let's just say, I'm on my King Kong.

00:00:41 Ain't got shit on me shit, man.

00:00:43 I'm living on top of the world.

00:00:45 Let's just say, when you think you winning,

00:00:47 you're quietly losing everything you care about.

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00:02:20 Serious.

00:02:22 Word.

00:02:23 Man, you already know it.

00:02:24 It's been good, my boy.

00:02:26 Oh yeah, man.

00:02:27 The studio move was genius, dog.

00:02:29 Like, these niggas can't rap for shit.

00:02:32 All they want to do is drink.

00:02:34 It's like they be falling asleep the whole session and shit, bro.

00:02:36 I know, it's crazy.

00:02:37 We tried these niggas twice.

00:02:39 Oh God.

00:02:40 It's all good.

00:02:41 Hey man, I got a session lined up right now, man.

00:02:43 Let me go and get these beats going for them.

00:02:45 All right, better.

00:02:46 No problem.

00:02:47 You already know it.

00:02:48 All right.

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00:02:58 Good boy.

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00:03:06 Hi, welcome to the Mix Factory.

00:03:07 How can I help you?

00:03:08 Where's your boss?

00:03:11 Officer, what's going on?

00:03:13 What's going on?

00:03:14 You called?

00:03:15 Yeah, I am.

00:03:16 Good.

00:03:17 You're under arrest for selling illegal substance to a minor.

00:03:20 Let's see if the drink guy can be resurrected.

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00:03:36 Praise the Lord, saints.

00:03:37 I said praise the Lord, saints.

00:03:40 Listen, I want to share a little story with y'all from my childhood.

00:03:44 And as Pastor P always does, I'm going to keep it real with you.

00:03:48 I don't know how many of you all can remember being a foolish child.

00:03:53 Me, I definitely was.

00:03:56 Yeah, I went to church every Sunday because my mama made me Sunday school,

00:04:00 learned the Ten Commandments, and I made sure I broke all 11 of them.

00:04:06 But on a more serious note, I think it was when I was about 10 years old,

00:04:10 some friends of mine were going to the store just to get some ice cream.

00:04:13 And me, I had bunny ears because I was flat broke.

00:04:18 Didn't have a dime.

00:04:20 So I went in mama's purse because I figured mama wouldn't mind.

00:04:24 If I would have asked her, she would have given it to me anyway.

00:04:26 Got me a couple dollars to go get me some ice cream.

00:04:30 After coming back home, after the best ice cream sandwich in my life,

00:04:38 my mama was waiting at the door with a belt in her hand.

00:04:41 And you know what she did with that belt?

00:04:43 She whooped my black ass.

00:04:46 Y'all pardon my language.

00:04:48 I'm still working on Pastor P, too.

00:04:51 But on a serious note, what I did learn that day is that you never compromise

00:04:56 good morals just to get what you want.

00:04:59 Let us open our Bibles on today.

00:05:02 And I want to take your attention to the gospel according to Matthew,

00:05:05 the 16th chapter and the 25th verse.

00:05:09 And the Word of God reads as such.

00:05:12 What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul?

00:05:20 Church!

00:05:23 This is such a good sermon.

00:05:25 Right, baby?

00:05:26 Yeah.

00:05:27 Yeah.

00:05:29 Hey, have you ever felt like the pastor was talking specifically to you?

00:05:36 [laughs]

00:05:38 I have, actually.

00:05:40 Yeah.

00:05:42 So, there was this one time I hired this girl to do my hair, right?

00:05:48 And I bought everything because I was so excited,

00:05:51 and I just wanted her to make me look scrumptious and all.

00:05:54 So I drive over to her spot, and I'm calling her, I'm calling her, I'm calling her,

00:05:59 and this girl will not pick up the phone.

00:06:01 Yeah, she literally ghost me.

00:06:03 And my naps were completely out.

00:06:05 I mean, taco me.

00:06:06 I mean, I'm looking like Morgan Freeman.

00:06:08 [laughs]

00:06:10 So I had to ride around to all of my appointments looking crazy.

00:06:14 I was so pissed.

00:06:16 Ooh, I could have just threw a brick through her window.

00:06:18 Oh, you bugging, baby.

00:06:20 I'm bugging.

00:06:21 I'm just saying.

00:06:22 She the one had me looking like Harriet Tubman, and I'm bugging.

00:06:24 [laughs]

00:06:26 Anyway, I go to my doctor's appointment, and he's like, "Make sure you go to church on Sunday."

00:06:33 And I'm like, "Okay, kind of weird, but I'm going to let it slide."

00:06:37 But then I go to the parking garage, and the parking attendant says the same exact thing.

00:06:42 Yes!

00:06:43 I thought I was in an episode of Twilight.

00:06:45 I'm like, "What's going on?

00:06:46 Am I in a Twilight Zone?"

00:06:47 But then I go to pick up MJ from school, and his teacher is like, "Make sure you go to church on Sunday.

00:06:53 There's going to be a good sermon."

00:06:56 So that's when I knew God was trying to talk to me, and I go to church,

00:07:00 and the pastor's talking about forgiving your enemies and blah, blah, blah.

00:07:05 And I'm like, "Okay, God, I will not throw a brick through her window."

00:07:08 [laughs]

00:07:10 So, yeah, I know what you mean.

00:07:15 I got you, Shug.

00:07:18 I just been thinking.

00:07:24 Maybe it's time for something different.

00:07:27 I want to lose everything I got going after what I think I want.

00:07:35 Maybe it's time we move up north.

00:07:38 Maybe it's time we move to Michigan like you wanted to.

00:07:41 What?

00:07:42 Yeah.

00:07:43 Are you serious?

00:07:44 Something different so I can do something different.

00:07:46 Oh, I love that, baby!

00:07:48 Me too.

00:07:49 I'm all in.

00:07:50 We out.

00:07:51 Oh, my God, I love that.

00:07:53 [laughs]

00:07:55 We good.

00:07:57 [music]

00:08:13 Hey, guys, I'm home.

00:08:15 Hey, what's up, baby?

00:08:16 Hey, Mom.

00:08:17 Hey, baby.

00:08:18 Hey, how was work today?

00:08:20 [sighs]

00:08:21 It was okay.

00:08:23 I'm still getting the hang of things, but it was cool.

00:08:27 How about you?

00:08:28 Did you figure out what you're going to do?

00:08:32 Hey, let me holler at your moms real quick, all right?

00:08:43 Oh, I'm so tired.

00:08:45 [laughs]

00:08:46 Yeah.

00:08:51 Hey, baby, I think I'm just starting looking for work.

00:08:57 [laughs]

00:09:00 You, a job.

00:09:02 [laughs]

00:09:06 You've been hustling your whole life.

00:09:08 Now you want a job.

00:09:10 What's wrong with me getting a job?

00:09:12 I'm sorry, baby.

00:09:13 There's nothing wrong with you getting a job, okay?

00:09:16 I just don't think you have what it takes to work for somebody else.

00:09:24 Are you tired of your 9 to 5?

00:09:26 Want to be your own boss?

00:09:28 We're starting a career as a consultant for Dollar Time Tax.

00:09:31 When we get our clients the biggest refund guarantee,

00:09:34 you don't need to ask where them dollars at.

00:09:35 They're right here.

00:09:36 And you can get them, too.

00:09:38 Just visit our website, dollartimetax.com,

00:09:40 and start an exciting career in the tax business.

00:09:42 That's it.

00:09:43 See you soon.

00:09:44 What's it?

00:09:45 I'm going to start my own tax business.

00:09:47 Ooh, sexy.

00:09:49 Hey, where them dollars at?

00:09:51 That's what I'm saying.

00:09:52 That's what I'm talking about.

00:09:53 Let's get this money.

00:09:54 Let's get this money.

00:09:55 Let's get this money.

00:09:56 Welcome to Dollar Time Tax.

00:09:57 Are you here for an interview?

00:09:59 Yeah, yes, I am.

00:10:01 Okay.

00:10:03 And what's your name?

00:10:06 Quick.

00:10:08 I mean Quincy, Quincy Johnson.

00:10:10 Well, hello, Mr. Quick.

00:10:11 I mean Quincy Johnson.

00:10:14 Can you see me on the other side of that door?

00:10:16 Okay, cool.

00:10:24 Quincy, my man.

00:10:26 How you doing?

00:10:27 I'm glad you came in to see me today, man.

00:10:29 Appreciate it.

00:10:30 You look like a southern guy.

00:10:32 What you doing all the way up north, man?

00:10:34 Must be running from somebody or something.

00:10:36 I was just looking for a fresh start.

00:10:38 Hey, well, I'm a man all about fresh starts.

00:10:41 Let me ask you this question, though.

00:10:43 What's your interest in the tax business?

00:10:45 Honestly, I saw your commercial and I was like, "Why not?"

00:10:48 Looks like a dope business to get into.

00:10:50 Oh, absolutely it is, man.

00:10:51 The tax business is good, man.

00:10:53 But let me show you how it works.

00:10:54 Before you can work for yourself, you gotta work for me first.

00:10:57 It's like on-the-job training.

00:10:59 All right.

00:11:00 Now, we got a two-week training course.

00:11:02 After you complete it, I'll hire you in.

00:11:05 Then after your first tax season, depending on how well you do,

00:11:08 I'll partner with you, and you're gonna open up your own business.

00:11:11 How does that sound?

00:11:12 I know it's a little bit disrespectful, but honestly, I was hoping to open up my own office.

00:11:16 Goddamn, young blood.

00:11:18 You want to come in the game running, huh?

00:11:20 That ain't how it works, man.

00:11:22 Have patience, take your time, learn the game, then get money.

00:11:25 All right?

00:11:26 I'll tell you what.

00:11:27 Let's start you off and we'll talk about all that later, cool?

00:11:30 Cool.

00:11:31 Hey, is your name really Cassius Dollar?

00:11:33 Yes, sir, man.

00:11:34 I was named after the champ, man.

00:11:36 I come from a long line of dollars.

00:11:39 I'm Wesley Dollar, and my granddaddy was Cigarello Dollar.

00:11:43 You related to Crippler?

00:11:45 Yeah, that nigga with the plane?

00:11:46 Yeah.

00:11:47 Hell no, man.

00:11:48 I ain't named after that fool.

00:11:49 Oh, man.

00:11:50 Okay, my bad.

00:11:51 When do we start?

00:11:52 Class starts tomorrow.

00:11:53 All right, cool.

00:11:54 My man Quincy.

00:11:56 I'll see you in the morning, man.

00:11:57 Thanks.

00:11:58 All right.

00:12:00 [music]

00:12:02 The fuck?

00:12:16 Where the feel up on my shit, man?

00:12:18 I'm my bad, bro.

00:12:20 Oh, this my dad, Moe Sr.

00:12:21 Yeah, I know.

00:12:22 What's up, bro?

00:12:23 What's up, man?

00:12:24 Oh, man, the pleasure's all mine.

00:12:25 Yeah.

00:12:26 Yeah, man, is it cool if I holler at you outside real quick?

00:12:29 Yeah, for sure.

00:12:30 Hey, MJ, I'm about your dad for a second, all right?

00:12:32 Yeah, that's cool.

00:12:33 All right.

00:12:34 [music]

00:12:36 Hey, look, man, I'm not coming in between what you're trying to build with your son.

00:12:47 I'm all for that.

00:12:49 But listen, bro, don't let him down.

00:12:52 You know what?

00:12:53 I really appreciate that, bro.

00:12:55 And I'll never step on what you two have.

00:12:57 That's right.

00:12:58 He really like you.

00:12:59 Fuck all that.

00:13:01 Nigga, I heard how you get down.

00:13:03 I just want you to know I got the hookup on just about everything.

00:13:08 Yeah?

00:13:09 Especially this.

00:13:10 [music]

00:13:12 This is some old.

00:13:17 Now, I know y'all ain't out here smoking with my son in the house.

00:13:21 What up, baby mama?

00:13:23 What up, nigga?

00:13:25 What's up, baby?

00:13:26 Hey, baby.

00:13:27 Hey, look, let's step inside real quick.

00:13:29 Hey, Mo, man, I appreciate you.

00:13:31 And we'll talk about that later.

00:13:33 All right.

00:13:34 Good talk.

00:13:35 [music]

00:13:37 Babe.

00:13:42 Yeah?

00:13:43 So I'm doing that thing you talked about last night.

00:13:47 Oh, that thing.

00:13:49 Starting the test classes tomorrow.

00:13:51 What?

00:13:53 Yeah.

00:13:54 What?

00:13:55 Yeah.

00:13:56 Baby, that's so awesome.

00:13:58 I'm so proud of you.

00:13:59 Come here.

00:14:00 Thank you.

00:14:01 [kiss]

00:14:02 You want to go celebrate?

00:14:04 Yeah.

00:14:05 Oh, go then.

00:14:06 [music]

00:14:08 Today I'm going to teach you how to be the best tax consultant in the game.

00:14:12 [music]

00:14:35 Well, all right, team.

00:14:37 Y'all did it.

00:14:38 Yo, tax season starts in two weeks, and you are all members of the Dollar Time Tax Aimed Consultants.

00:14:43 Let's get this campaign going, man.

00:14:45 Come on.

00:14:46 Y'all did this shit, now.

00:14:47 Clap it up.

00:14:48 [applause]

00:14:50 My man, congratulations, brother.

00:14:52 [clicking]

00:14:55 Congratulations.

00:14:56 [clicking]

00:15:00 My man, congratulations, brother.

00:15:02 Man, thank you.

00:15:05 All right.

00:15:06 Hey, Dollar, you mind if I holler at you real quick?

00:15:10 Hey, what's happening, young blood?

00:15:11 You know, I just wanted to tell you face to face that I appreciate everything you've taught me so far.

00:15:18 I just wanted to let you know I'm going to go ahead and open up my own office.

00:15:23 I got everything worked out with the IRS already.

00:15:26 I got me a location on the other side of town.

00:15:28 I just wanted to let you know face to face.

00:15:31 Okay.

00:15:33 I see.

00:15:34 Hey, man, I wish you nothing but success, brother.

00:15:37 You know?

00:15:38 My man, come on, man.

00:15:39 Hey, let's go down here and pop this champagne because these girls are going to drink it all up.

00:15:42 All right.

00:15:43 [laughter]

00:15:44 My man.

00:15:45 [music]

00:16:12 Okay.

00:16:15 Damn, young blood.

00:16:16 This is a nice office you got here.

00:16:19 Ain't nothing going on, man, but it's a nice office.

00:16:22 Appreciate it, but, you know, things are going a little slow right now.

00:16:25 Hey, man, you know you're always welcome to come back home.

00:16:28 You know, we did 300 returns this week, and it's only going to get better.

00:16:32 I appreciate that offer, but I'm going to just still keep figuring things out over here.

00:16:37 Hey, man.

00:16:38 Excuse me.

00:16:39 You going to pay no taxes or what?

00:16:42 I'm going to let you get back to work, all right?

00:16:45 But the offer still stands, right?

00:16:46 Appreciate that, big bro.

00:16:47 My man.

00:16:52 How you doing, ma'am?

00:16:53 How can I help you?

00:16:54 I know, ma'am, but I do need my tax refund done, and I need a max tax refund.

00:16:59 No problem.

00:17:00 Let's get to work.

00:17:01 Can you start off by filling this out?

00:17:29 All right.

00:17:33 Hell no.

00:17:35 Hell no.

00:17:36 That's it?

00:17:37 I mean--

00:17:38 Can I try?

00:17:40 Yeah.

00:17:43 I'm going to try, because--

00:18:02 Do the money dance.

00:18:03 Do the money dance.

00:18:04 Do the money dance.

00:18:05 Do the money dance.

00:18:06 Damn.

00:18:08 Hey, man.

00:18:09 You on the job.

00:18:10 Working here?

00:18:11 Uh-uh.

00:18:12 You don't pay enough.

00:18:13 What if I make it worth your while?

00:18:15 Look, the only way that I work here is if I can keep 50% of all my profits.

00:18:19 25.

00:18:20 45.

00:18:21 35.

00:18:22 40.

00:18:23 Deal.

00:18:24 Hey, can I ask you something?

00:18:25 Sure can, darling.

00:18:27 Is this even legal?

00:18:29 Shit, I don't know.

00:18:30 And I don't care.

00:18:31 The whole tax system is illegal.

00:18:33 It goes against our 17th amendment.

00:18:35 Church?

00:18:37 This is a ghetto public service announcement.

00:18:40 Pay your taxes, or you will go to jail.

00:18:48 Dear Mr. John Grace, we are pleased to inform you that your application to join the Federal Bureau of Investigation has been accepted.

00:18:57 Woo!

00:18:59 Woo!

00:19:00 Let's go!

00:19:02 Oh, God.

00:19:03 Your new assignment will begin in Detroit, Michigan.

00:19:06 Please contact your senior special agent, Natalie Woods, for your official on-board process.

00:19:13 Woo!

00:19:14 Yes!

00:19:16 Woo!

00:19:17 What do you got there, partner?

00:19:19 A little lease on life.

00:19:27 Yeah, boy.

00:19:29 Hey, it's cool.

00:19:31 One day you'll be like the Jedi, too.

00:19:33 All right?

00:19:34 Now, pops, the sandwich is on you this time.

00:19:37 All right?

00:19:38 Hey, boys.

00:19:39 Are you having fun?

00:19:40 Of course.

00:19:41 What's up with you, babe?

00:19:42 Hey, baby.

00:19:43 Hey, Mom.

00:19:44 Going upstairs?

00:19:45 Yes.

00:19:46 All right.

00:19:47 What's up with you?

00:19:48 I am tired.

00:19:50 Got all these clothes.

00:19:52 Let's see.

00:19:53 Hope you got me something.

00:19:54 I got something real cute for me to put on for you to see.

00:19:57 Oh.

00:19:58 That's all I can ask for.

00:20:00 Oh, my gosh, my feet.

00:20:01 Oh, yeah.

00:20:02 Put them thighs.

00:20:04 Thank you, baby.

00:20:06 So you were watching the game, huh?

00:20:07 You know, just doing our guy thing.

00:20:09 Nothing crazy.

00:20:10 Just chillin'.

00:20:11 Staying out of trouble.

00:20:12 Good.

00:20:14 Here's the remote.

00:20:15 Let's put a movie on.

00:20:16 I got you.

00:20:17 Okay.

00:20:18 I'm being lazy this time.

00:20:19 Oh, wow.

00:20:20 I'm just saying.

00:20:21 I'm just saying.

00:20:22 It's been hard being a good dad.

00:20:28 So how are things at the tax office?

00:20:33 You know, they started off pretty slow,

00:20:35 but ever since I hired Chanel, things have been getting better.

00:20:39 And how do you know Chanel?

00:20:42 She was a client at first, but to be honest with you, she an angel.

00:20:46 Whatever she's been doing, it's been working.

00:20:48 And what is she doing exactly?

00:20:51 I don't know.

00:20:52 Whatever she's doing, she's giving the people the type of tax refunds they want.

00:20:55 How do you own a tax office and not know what your employees are doing?

00:21:00 I mean, it's kind of borderline questionable.

00:21:03 I mean, I don't know.

00:21:04 It could be illegal, but--

00:21:05 Quick, I thought you got into the tax business to go legit.

00:21:09 I am legit.

00:21:10 Like, first off, I'm not even doing nothing.

00:21:12 She's our own person.

00:21:13 Boy, is you dumb or is you stupid?

00:21:15 Don't you know that anything she does at your office makes you liable?

00:21:19 I'm not dumb or stupid.

00:21:22 You know, we're not even big enough for nobody to be checking for us.

00:21:25 Like, what's the worst that could happen?

00:21:27 A fine?

00:21:28 A fine?

00:21:29 Shut up.

00:21:30 We've been seeing an increase in white-collar crime,

00:21:40 particularly around the financial district.

00:21:42 And our friends over there at the IRS,

00:21:44 they are especially interested in the uptick in tax fraud.

00:21:48 Now, I know you came here hoping for a little excitement,

00:21:51 you know, chasing drug dealers, playing cops and robbers.

00:21:55 But the landscape has changed.

00:21:57 The new gangsters are credit card swipers and scammers.

00:22:01 And it's going to be your job to get the big fish off the street.

00:22:05 Pardon my tardy, ma'am.

00:22:07 Your tardy's excused, Jones.

00:22:09 Grace, Jones, Jones, Grace.

00:22:12 Nice to meet you.

00:22:13 The pleasure's all mine.

00:22:15 Um, enough of the pleasantries.

00:22:19 Listen, Grace, Jones here is going to be your lead on Operation White Collar.

00:22:23 Anything you need, she's your gal.

00:22:25 All right?

00:22:26 All right.

00:22:27 Now, you two, get to it.

00:22:29 All right.

00:22:36 So where do we start?

00:22:38 It's a lab.

00:22:42 [crickets chirping]

00:22:44 The hell is this?

00:22:48 Them all the returns I did today.

00:22:50 I didn't know where in hell you did all these returns one day.

00:22:52 Sheesh, you better ask about me.

00:22:54 The chap is here.

00:22:56 I bet you did your little trick on these, too, didn't you?

00:22:58 Uh-uh, no, not all of them.

00:22:59 You know, you got to switch it up, because you don't want nothing to get suspect.

00:23:02 Mm, so, uh, you got to teach me this trick.

00:23:05 Can a pimp teach a hoe how to trick?

00:23:07 What you know about pimping that hoe?

00:23:09 It was pimps up, hoes down, and the games is cold, so you trade with snow.

00:23:13 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, for real, you got me?

00:23:17 Yeah, I got you.

00:23:18 I'm going to show you something before I end up changing my mind.

00:23:20 All right.

00:23:21 Oh, I'm not interrupting anything, am I?

00:23:28 Uh, nah, Chanel is going to show me some, you know, some new stuff to get better tax returns.

00:23:33 For sure.

00:23:35 Uh, yo, quick, before y'all get into it, can I holler at you for a second?

00:23:38 Yeah, yeah, come on.

00:23:40 It's good, bro.

00:23:43 Listen, I know you got your little tax thing going on.

00:23:50 I'm here to offer my service.

00:23:51 Okay, what, you do taxes, nigga?

00:23:54 Nah, but I do dabble in selling hair.

00:23:56 I got 22, I got 20, 18, 16, I brought the 14 here for you to check out.

00:24:02 Listen, you know these bitches?

00:24:06 I'm sorry, these women around here love this virgin hair.

00:24:09 Virgin hair, bro?

00:24:11 Yeah, never mind the specifics, bro.

00:24:13 You can up the price on your taxes and give away your hair as a way to attract more clientele.

00:24:17 It's a win-win.

00:24:19 I don't know, man.

00:24:20 Listen, I got the hookup on the bundles.

00:24:22 You can pay me on the back end, all pros.

00:24:25 What you think?

00:24:27 I don't know, man.

00:24:28 Hey, Chanel.

00:24:29 Yes, Big Daddy?

00:24:34 Yeah, Mo was saying, you know, maybe with the taxes, right,

00:24:38 we can give away a free bundle for every time we knock out somebody's taxes to attract more clientele.

00:24:42 What you think?

00:24:43 I mean, as long as you give me some of these bundles, I think it's a good idea.

00:24:47 Gotcha.

00:24:48 All right, say less.

00:24:49 Hey, me and her are going to get back to work, and you'll work out the details later.

00:24:53 That is up.

00:24:55 Hey, I'm going to let y'all get back to your little one-two, and I'm going to holla at y'all.

00:25:00 Like I was saying before we get interrupted like this.

00:25:05 Vicky, give me the reports from the last three weeks, right now.

00:25:11 What the hell is going on?

00:25:19 Something ain't right.

00:25:21 Our numbers have been dropping every week.

00:25:23 Shit.

00:25:25 We ain't never fell off like this.

00:25:27 Well, you're not going to like this, but the other day when I was in a hair shop,

00:25:33 I overheard some girls talking about Quick's tax office giving away bundles.

00:25:38 Quick?

00:25:39 With their tax returns.

00:25:40 As in Johnson?

00:25:42 Quick money taxes.

00:25:44 Here's his flyer, right here.

00:25:46 Damn.

00:25:51 You got a tax return fatter than your ass, but more fast.

00:25:56 You got to be kidding me.

00:25:58 This little nigga think he can come in my town and steal my style, huh?

00:26:02 It's only one king in this tax thing, no siblings, only children.

00:26:06 And Quick be disappearing.

00:26:09 Did you just call Vicky?

00:26:11 It's my float like a butterfly.

00:26:13 Oh.

00:26:15 Okay.

00:26:16 So what are you going to do?

00:26:19 [Music]

00:26:23 Hey, Money Team, let me get with y'all real quick.

00:26:36 Hey, man.

00:26:43 I just got to let y'all know.

00:26:45 Y'all been killing it.

00:26:47 Phenomenal week.

00:26:48 Y'all crushing the numbers.

00:26:49 Let's keep this up.

00:26:51 It's Friday, man, so go ahead and celebrate.

00:26:54 You know.

00:26:55 Woo!

00:26:56 Yeah.

00:26:58 Go ahead and celebrate.

00:26:59 Chanel, can I hold you for a second?

00:27:01 Hey, Chanel.

00:27:09 Hey, man, you've been an angel, yo.

00:27:11 Oh, have I?

00:27:13 Yeah, man.

00:27:14 Like, look, we're up 300%.

00:27:16 There's no way I could have done this without you.

00:27:18 Prove it to me.

00:27:20 Hey, man, we tripping, y'all.

00:27:25 We shouldn't do this.

00:27:26 Why not?

00:27:27 I see the way you be checking me out when I'm in the office.

00:27:30 Hey, don't get me wrong.

00:27:31 You can get it.

00:27:33 But I'm married, man, and we don't need no Bill Clinton action going on up in here.

00:27:38 Business is going good.

00:27:40 I don't need nothing to mess up my marriage.

00:27:42 You know what I'm saying?

00:27:43 Can we just-- can we keep it cool and professional, you know?

00:27:47 My bad, boss man.

00:27:49 I mean, it's just, you're smart as hell, and you get into your bag, and you fine as hell.

00:27:54 I just thought I felt some type of chemistry between us, but I--

00:27:58 I mean, I guess you'll see me next lifetime.

00:28:02 Yeah, maybe next lifetime.

00:28:04 Damn, man, she fine as fuck.

00:28:12 But Tequila'd kill me if she found out I hit Chanel.

00:28:15 I mean, business is going too well, you know?

00:28:18 I made the right decision, right?

00:28:20 Right.

00:28:22 Hey.

00:28:28 Hey.

00:28:29 Looks like you're making some headway on building the case.

00:28:31 Well, I won't say all that just yet.

00:28:33 I don't really have anything solid.

00:28:35 But my guess is one of these text guys is crook.

00:28:40 That's the way I feel about it.

00:28:42 You know, it's way too many Section 8 bars out here right now.

00:28:44 True.

00:28:45 You know, I could have sworn I seen a homeless man counting cash in a check at a liquor store the other day.

00:28:49 Oh, really?

00:28:51 That's crazy.

00:28:52 I guess it's like what they say in the D-Write.

00:28:54 We hustle hard.

00:28:55 You know how we do.

00:28:56 Yeah.

00:28:57 Hey, um, I hope I'm not out of line on the age for this, but, um, what you doing tonight for dinner?

00:29:04 Phil, Agent Grace, are you asking me on a date?

00:29:09 I mean, I don't know.

00:29:11 Is it even permissible?

00:29:12 I mean, I suppose it's your lucky day because my answer is yes.

00:29:17 Oh, yeah.

00:29:18 It's definitely my lucky day.

00:29:20 I'll pick you up about 6.

00:29:22 Sounds good.

00:29:23 I'll make sure I text you my address.

00:29:25 All right.

00:29:26 Good, good, good.

00:29:27 Thank you.

00:29:28 Thank you.

00:29:29 All right, cool.

00:29:30 Um, all right.

00:29:31 Well, I guess I'll get back to work.

00:29:32 Yeah, you do that.

00:29:34 All right.

00:29:35 [laughs]

00:29:37 [music]

00:29:39 That's what he knew that I knew that he knew that I was the man.

00:29:55 Oh, hell.

00:29:59 Hey, I'm sorry, bro.

00:30:00 That's all good.

00:30:01 Hey, man, hey, uh, how about you and your lady a round on me?

00:30:06 Nah, nah, I'm telling you, we good.

00:30:07 Nah, nah, man, I'm not good, though, man.

00:30:09 I insist, all right?

00:30:10 All right, cool.

00:30:11 Come on.

00:30:12 All right, cool.

00:30:13 So what we drinking?

00:30:14 Uh, we like to start our date off with a couple shots of tequila.

00:30:16 Woo!

00:30:17 Let's party.

00:30:18 Tequila!

00:30:19 Let me get four shots of tequila, bartender, please.

00:30:21 I'm done, man.

00:30:22 Quincy.

00:30:23 Quincy.

00:30:24 Um, this is my wife, Tequila.

00:30:26 Hey, you like the shot?

00:30:27 Hey.

00:30:28 Hey, how you doing, Tequila?

00:30:29 Nice to meet you.

00:30:30 And this is my partner, my lovely date, Naima.

00:30:34 Very nice to meet you.

00:30:35 Nice to meet you.

00:30:36 Nice to meet you.

00:30:37 Nice to meet you.

00:30:38 Damn, Quincy, that's a nice ass watch you got on there.

00:30:41 Yeah, man, thank you.

00:30:42 Hey, if you don't mind me asking, man, what you do for a living, brother?

00:30:45 Well, I own my own tax business.

00:30:46 Damn, tax business.

00:30:47 You need your taxes done?

00:30:48 Tax business, huh?

00:30:49 Yeah.

00:30:50 Damn, man, with a watch like that, man, I need to be doing tax business.

00:30:53 You're paying pretty good, huh?

00:30:55 You know, for it to be my first season, I'd say we're doing exceptionally well.

00:30:58 All right, all right.

00:31:00 What do you do?

00:31:01 Well, Naima and I, we are into sales, man, sales.

00:31:05 We specialize in information technology.

00:31:08 All right.

00:31:09 Wow.

00:31:10 Okay.

00:31:11 Well, Tequila here is a teacher.

00:31:13 Yeah.

00:31:14 I would suppose she has the most important job out of all of us.

00:31:17 Oh, thank you.

00:31:18 I agree.

00:31:19 Well, we'll take shots to that.

00:31:20 How about that?

00:31:21 All right.

00:31:31 Whoo!

00:31:33 Looks like our table is ready.

00:31:35 Again, thank you for the shots.

00:31:37 Oh, no problem.

00:31:38 Amy, it's nice to meet you.

00:31:39 Nice to meet you.

00:31:40 Nice to meet you.

00:31:41 Thank you.

00:31:42 Enjoy your night.

00:31:43 Thank you, bro.

00:31:44 [Music]

00:31:54 Baby, last night was amazing.

00:31:57 First off, every night with you was amazing.

00:32:00 Thank you, baby.

00:32:02 Hey, babe, you remember that couple we was drinking with at the bar last night?

00:32:06 Yeah, what about him?

00:32:08 Man, I just felt like I knew my man from somewhere.

00:32:12 He has one of those faces.

00:32:14 I knew his.

00:32:17 Well, I'm sure it'll come to you.

00:32:22 Now hurry up and get ready before you're late for work.

00:32:25 First off, you know my name is Quick, right?

00:32:28 Yes, it's Quickie.

00:32:30 [Laughter]

00:32:32 [Music]

00:33:01 [Laughter]

00:33:04 I bet you could use a cup of this Captain America Super Soldier serum after last night.

00:33:09 I'm saying, what happened?

00:33:11 I thought you were the man.

00:33:14 Captain America Super Soldier serum, huh?

00:33:17 Go ahead and taste it.

00:33:21 Mm-hmm.

00:33:22 It's good, ain't it?

00:33:23 Not bad.

00:33:24 I know.

00:33:26 You know what, bringing me coffee and whatnot doesn't make you my work wife.

00:33:32 Whoa, slow down, champ.

00:33:34 I mean, last night was nice and all, but you have not accomplished nothing at work yet to be looking for an FBI bribe.

00:33:42 So how about this?

00:33:43 You solve a case, then come holler at your girl.

00:33:46 Oh, so now I got to solve a case to holler at your girl.

00:33:49 Exactly.

00:33:50 You haven't done nothing yet.

00:33:52 You see, beautiful with a few jokes, huh?

00:33:54 What are you saying? You've just been moving your little papers on your board.

00:33:57 Okay, my little papers on the board.

00:33:58 I was sitting here thinking about something before you walked in.

00:34:01 You remember the dude from last night?

00:34:03 I think his name was Quincy, he had the wife's name.

00:34:05 Tequila, yes, they were a beautiful couple.

00:34:07 Yeah, they were.

00:34:08 You know, something keep playing through my head.

00:34:10 I feel like I know a dude from somewhere.

00:34:12 Well, he did say he was in the tax business.

00:34:15 Wait, is he part of your investigation?

00:34:17 You think he's a player?

00:34:19 Nah, ain't nothing like that.

00:34:20 I mean, besides, you know, he did say this was his first year in the tax business, right?

00:34:23 True, he did say that.

00:34:25 Mmm.

00:34:27 Yeah, I like this.

00:34:28 I know, it's perfect, right?

00:34:29 I'm gonna get used to it.

00:34:30 There you go.

00:34:32 Okay.

00:35:00 Hello, darling boo-boo.

00:35:02 My employees and I would like to get one of them fat-ass returns we've seen on your flizzire.

00:35:07 Okay, well guess what?

00:35:08 Fat-ass returns is my motherfucking specialty.

00:35:11 So, um, I need to know, though, what kind of business do you have?

00:35:15 My daddy was a pimp.

00:35:16 My granddaddy was a pimp.

00:35:17 My great-granddaddy was a pimp.

00:35:19 We pimped on the plantations.

00:35:21 And if it ain't plain as she, I'm a pimp.

00:35:24 And these my hoes.

00:35:26 This here peaches and this here cream.

00:35:28 Peaches and cream.

00:35:30 Hey, hey.

00:35:32 Okay.

00:35:33 But, uh, what is the name of your business, sir?

00:35:36 Scoop Them Hoes.

00:35:38 Johnson Pimping Incorporated.

00:35:41 Pew.

00:35:42 Hey.

00:35:44 Hey.

00:35:46 Hey, okay, well, Mr. Scoop Them Up Hoes and all that other shit.

00:35:49 Uh, do you know that in the state of Michigan, it is illegal for you to do what the fuck you are doing

00:35:54 and be in a pimp and pimping hoes?

00:35:57 And you could really risk going to jail and being arrested if you file your taxes.

00:36:02 Risk being arrested?

00:36:04 My Uncle Sam don't give two fucks as long as he get his dollars.

00:36:10 And Uncle Sam is my motherfucking dog because I don't give two fucks either, okay,

00:36:14 as long as I get my dollars, all right?

00:36:17 Do y'all want a cash advance?

00:36:19 Does a pig squeal and a police shoot to kill?

00:36:22 Hell, yeah.

00:36:23 Okay, so on that note, I'm going to need you to go ahead.

00:36:26 I'm going to need you to fill this out.

00:36:28 Here goes a pen for you and shit like that.

00:36:30 And are these bitches--I mean, these hoes--

00:36:33 They hoes.

00:36:34 Are they going to be filling out 1099s as well?

00:36:36 Yes, they will. Here it is right here, baby.

00:36:38 Okay, yeah, because I'm going to need them to go on ahead and fill out them papers too.

00:36:42 I'll be right back. Let me see what I can even do for y'all.

00:36:45 Welcome to Quick Money Taxes. How can I assist you with your taxes today?

00:36:48 Yes, young beautiful angel from the sky.

00:36:51 I'm here to file taxes on behalf of three of my clients, with their permission, of course.

00:36:55 You see, they passed away without settling their debts.

00:36:59 And their return should be significant enough to square me away.

00:37:02 Can you help me?

00:37:04 I'm not sure I can help you file your taxes, Mr. Wilkerson.

00:37:07 Let me ask my boss so I can see how we go about this.

00:37:10 Quick!

00:37:11 Hey, what's up?

00:37:12 Mr. Wilkerson wants to file taxes on behalf of his clients.

00:37:15 Mr. Wilkerson, are you the personal representative of the person you're filing for?

00:37:20 Indeed I am.

00:37:23 Okay, I'm coming in.

00:37:25 Wait before you go. I might have something that would be good for your business.

00:37:30 Okay, what's up?

00:37:31 You see, death is my business.

00:37:36 You're not the Reaper, are you?

00:37:38 Of course not.

00:37:39 I own a funeral home, Wilkerson Funeral Home, where I'm in the business of death.

00:37:45 And you see, they say two things are certain in this world, that is death and taxes.

00:37:50 We can cross promote. You catch us coming in, I'll get them going out.

00:37:53 Okay, sounds cool.

00:37:56 We'll talk about it a little bit later, though.

00:37:59 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

00:38:00 Thank you.

00:38:03 So Mr. Scoopahole of Johnson Corporated, whatever the fuck, you ain't gonna believe this.

00:38:17 I done got your silly looking ass back ten bands.

00:38:21 Oh, she brought your life up, baby.

00:38:24 And I got each one of these bitches, I mean each one of these hoes, $5,000 a piece.

00:38:30 I'm about to get you a new ass and I'm about to get you some tit-tit-tit-ting.

00:38:35 Just like me.

00:38:37 I'm gonna give them bitches, them hoes their checks. Here you go.

00:38:40 And here you go.

00:38:45 I give like I motherfucking receive and you hoes better give me my goddamn money.

00:38:51 Sign these motherfucking checks over. Sign them over now.

00:38:56 Okay, so listen, Mr. Scoop Johnson and these dummies, uh, these hoes.

00:39:00 Uh, y'all can go on out to the front. I'll leave with cash. Y'all check for a small fee.

00:39:04 Well, your checks for a small fee, alright?

00:39:06 Yeah, we don't deal with renegades, baby, around here. We don't deal with no renegades.

00:39:08 I'll see y'all later.

00:39:10 Okay, then. Hey, what y'all thinkin'? How can I help you today?

00:39:14 Yes, I like to get my taxes done.

00:39:16 Okay, well I can help you do that. Uh, but first I need to know like what kind of work do you do?

00:39:20 I'm an entertainer.

00:39:21 Oh, okay. I'm an entertainer myself. So what you do? You sing? You act? You dance?

00:39:26 I dance.

00:39:27 Okay, then. That's cool. I dance too. I'm more like a hip-hop dancer or whatever.

00:39:30 What kind of dance you do?

00:39:31 Oh, I know exactly what kind of dance you do.

00:39:33 I'm a hip-hop dancer.

00:39:34 Oh, okay.

00:39:35 I'm a hip-hop dancer.

00:39:36 What kind of dance you do?

00:39:37 Oh, I know exactly what kind of dancer she is.

00:39:39 Hey!

00:39:42 My man, I'm a dancer!

00:39:43 Hey!

00:39:44 I am a dancer!

00:39:47 Yes, I'm here to get my taxes done.

00:39:49 Um, sorry, we're closed.

00:39:51 What do you mean you're closed? The sign says 7, it's only 3.

00:39:54 We're closed!

00:39:55 Man, I need to tell you something.

00:39:56 We're not taking any more customers at the moment.

00:39:58 Man, this is...

00:39:59 Go on.

00:40:00 Get out.

00:40:01 Get out.

00:40:02 Get the hell out of here.

00:40:04 [music]

00:40:09 Yes.

00:40:10 Hello. Quincy Johnson, please.

00:40:13 Who?

00:40:14 Quincy. Quick.

00:40:17 Wait.

00:40:18 [music]

00:40:41 I love what you've done with the place.

00:40:46 So what brings you to my neck of the woods?

00:40:48 Actually, I just came to see how you were doing.

00:40:50 Hmm.

00:40:51 I'm thinking about changing my scenery.

00:40:54 Everything okay with Daryl?

00:40:57 Yes and no.

00:40:58 Ever since you jumped ship, he's been real obsessive over work.

00:41:02 He's no fun anymore.

00:41:04 What about you, Quick?

00:41:06 Are you still having fun?

00:41:08 I'm, I guess.

00:41:10 Uh, look, I really appreciate you stopping by,

00:41:14 but, you know, as you can see, we're really busy,

00:41:17 so I should get back to work.

00:41:19 Can we catch up later?

00:41:21 Not if I catch you first.

00:41:24 [music]

00:41:37 [crash]

00:41:38 [music]

00:41:42 [thunder]

00:41:44 [rain]

00:41:52 So did he buy it?

00:41:54 I didn't want to seem too pushy.

00:41:58 And he was really focused on work.

00:42:01 They're busier than you thought.

00:42:02 Somehow we got to get you in his good grace.

00:42:04 Bam.

00:42:06 I got it.

00:42:07 How about we take you shopping, get you all dialed up, right?

00:42:11 You go to his office around closing time.

00:42:13 I mean, go in there and talk your shit.

00:42:15 You know, tell him that I fired you.

00:42:17 That somebody saw you walking in his office,

00:42:19 and I went into this jealous-ass rage.

00:42:21 I mean, go in there and get emotional.

00:42:22 Put your windshield wipers on if you have to.

00:42:24 And then you beg his ass for a job.

00:42:26 I mean, do whatever you,

00:42:28 do whatever it takes for you to get what you gotta get.

00:42:30 You understand?

00:42:31 Oh, yeah.

00:42:32 I understand.

00:42:35 [hip-hop music]

00:42:38 Hey.

00:42:42 Hey, love.

00:42:43 Can you cash this check for me?

00:42:44 You got it, love. You got it.

00:42:45 How are you?

00:42:46 I'm good. How about yourself?

00:42:47 I'm all right.

00:42:48 Thank you.

00:42:49 Mm-hmm. Get that money.

00:42:50 All this.

00:42:51 All this.

00:42:52 Cool, cool, cool.

00:42:53 It's all left.

00:42:54 You ain't gotta count it, baby.

00:42:56 You ain't gotta count it. It's all left.

00:42:58 As-salamu alaykum!

00:43:01 What up, though, my nigga?

00:43:03 What the fuck you call me?

00:43:05 My nigga!

00:43:07 You done lost your chico to bars.

00:43:09 Drake, Josh Landon, a rabbish man.

00:43:12 Maybe they call Arabs.

00:43:14 Bitch, shut the fuck up.

00:43:16 Shut the fuck up.

00:43:17 You going on a blade tonight.

00:43:18 No shoes, bayma.

00:43:20 Scoob, I said niggas.

00:43:22 N-E-G-U-S.

00:43:25 It means king in Ethiopia, brother.

00:43:27 Ali, I was gonna whoop your motherfucking ass.

00:43:31 I had them new Huey boys in the minister come down here and boycott you and shut you down.

00:43:35 You need to quit trying to be cool, man, and cash these motherfucking checks.

00:43:38 Scoob, you know my mom is black, right?

00:43:41 Your daddy ain't.

00:43:43 Ask your mama about Scoob Johnson.

00:43:45 I'm pimping universally.

00:43:47 Sign it for me, man.

00:43:49 Money, money, money, money, that's my feelings.

00:43:52 Thank you.

00:43:56 This thing a little light.

00:43:58 Money, money, money, money, money.

00:44:01 Damn, Ali, you said an itty-bitty fee.

00:44:04 You tried to be two-armed, two-legs, a Cadillac, and it wasn't no diamond in the motherfucking bag.

00:44:10 You got a big time.

00:44:11 Nothing for a boss player.

00:44:13 See, you always trying to get over, always trying to get over.

00:44:16 200 a condom from here on out.

00:44:18 Ain't no more hookups on Peaches.

00:44:19 They better be feeling like I like them.

00:44:21 All right, damn pimping.

00:44:24 [laughs]

00:44:26 Hey, what up, Dahoe?

00:44:27 Welcome to Quick Money.

00:44:28 What's up?

00:44:29 How can I help you?

00:44:30 Yeah, I just bought the rights to claim all 10 of my nieces and nephews,

00:44:33 and I'm trying to see what kind of return you think I can get.

00:44:35 First off, what are you even talking about?

00:44:37 Okay, that don't even sound right.

00:44:39 How you gonna buy the rights to your nieces and nephews?

00:44:42 You can't just buy the rights to other people's kids.

00:44:44 Kid, hey, look, like the great former President Barack Obama once said, "Yes, we can."

00:44:49 Plus, I already broke my sister's heart.

00:44:51 Plus, I already broke my sister's off with them new credit cards, you know,

00:44:54 so I got to get that bread back right quick.

00:44:56 Man, that's some bullshit.

00:44:58 So you mean to tell me I got to pay the federal government,

00:45:00 but I can't put my money in the bank because it's illegal?

00:45:03 Man, what the fuck?

00:45:05 So you mean to tell me that I could be writing off my stationaries all this time?

00:45:13 Listen here, baby girl.

00:45:15 I got a lot of fucking kids.

00:45:17 I own a gang of child support.

00:45:19 I'm just trying to see if I can get something back, you know what I'm saying?

00:45:23 I got a girl talking about she pregnant by me right now.

00:45:26 Next.

00:45:28 Quick.

00:45:29 What up, though, my baby?

00:45:30 Hey, what up, boy?

00:45:32 Slow motion.

00:45:33 Business is looking prosperous.

00:45:35 Hey, man, you know what?

00:45:37 You know, I can't complain.

00:45:38 I mean, we could always be doing a little better, though.

00:45:41 I might have a play for you.

00:45:42 Yeah, do tell.

00:45:43 So I got the hookup down at the homeless shelter.

00:45:47 For the most part, I can bring you their entire clientele.

00:45:50 But what am I supposed to do with homeless people?

00:45:52 Taxes, nigga.

00:45:53 Taxes.

00:45:55 I got a guy who got everybody down there ready to get a W-2 right now.

00:45:59 How?

00:46:00 Don't ask how.

00:46:02 Just respect it.

00:46:04 He don't only got the hookup at that shelter.

00:46:06 He got the hookup on all the shelters in the area.

00:46:10 It was at this moment I knew I should get out while I was ahead.

00:46:14 But all I could see is that scene in Pay the Fool when all the money was raining down on me, man.

00:46:19 It's like I hear Gordon Gekko in my head telling me greed is good.

00:46:23 At this point, I done done enough to see the federal penitentiary.

00:46:26 So I'm like, F it.

00:46:27 What's the worst that can happen?

00:46:29 [music]

00:46:47 Quick word, please.

00:46:49 [music]

00:47:01 Vicki, you know I can't get with you, right?

00:47:03 Oh, quick.

00:47:05 I'm not here to seduce you.

00:47:08 I came to ask for a job.

00:47:10 A job?

00:47:11 What happened with your job at Dollar Time?

00:47:13 Well, Cassius and I got into a disagreement.

00:47:17 And rather than being adults about it, he fired me.

00:47:20 What was the fight about?

00:47:23 Do you really want to know?

00:47:24 I asked, didn't I?

00:47:26 He couldn't keep it up, so I suggested that he start taking a pill.

00:47:30 [laughter]

00:47:31 Stop, stop.

00:47:33 [laughter]

00:47:38 Ah, shit.

00:47:40 Oh, my God.

00:47:42 [music]

00:47:52 Oh, my bad, bro.

00:47:53 I was just trying to see if you wanted something from the store.

00:47:55 But I see you're a little preoccupied.

00:47:57 No, no, that's not even what you think, bro.

00:47:59 Bro, you ain't got to explain nothing to me.

00:48:02 Bro code.

00:48:03 No, it's not.

00:48:04 It's really not.

00:48:07 It's not.

00:48:08 [music]

00:48:29 Oh, Habibi.

00:48:30 He's good, man.

00:48:31 He's good, Habibi.

00:48:34 [music]

00:48:57 So, ladies, gent, I got to thank y'all.

00:49:01 Number one, for believing in me.

00:49:04 Number two, just for believing in y'all's selves.

00:49:08 Chanel, Moe, man, I got to thank y'all for y'all innovation.

00:49:14 You know, for your quick wits.

00:49:17 No pun intended.

00:49:19 There wouldn't be no Quick Money without y'all.

00:49:21 So, to show my appreciation, I got a gift for both of y'all.

00:49:26 Hey, Vicky, you help me out?

00:49:28 Oh, hell no.

00:49:33 Oh, shit.

00:49:36 Oh, my God.

00:49:39 Oh, my God.

00:49:46 Man, y'all both been rocking with me since day one.

00:49:50 And to be honest with you, there would be no Quick Money without y'all.

00:49:54 Hey, but, look, hold on.

00:49:56 I got bonuses for everybody.

00:49:58 Okay, man.

00:50:00 Hey, look, check it out.

00:50:03 We got a few weeks left in this tax season.

00:50:06 I need y'all to be sharks.

00:50:08 I need y'all to be the best from the east to the west.

00:50:11 There should be no circumstance that should stop us from getting our clients the biggest,

00:50:15 the fattest, and the fastest refund checks they ever seen in their life.

00:50:19 Yes.

00:50:20 Let's get this money, man.

00:50:21 Let's get this money.

00:50:24 Are you tired of waiting on the IRS to get your money?

00:50:30 Don't wait on your cake.

00:50:35 Wake and bake and get down here to Quick Money Taxes.

00:50:38 Not only will you get the fattest refund check, but you'll get the fattest rapid refund check.

00:50:43 Okay?

00:50:44 And, ladies, guess what?

00:50:45 We got free bundles for you every time you get your taxes done.

00:50:48 Fellas, I ain't forgot about you either.

00:50:50 Free cuts every time you get your taxes.

00:50:52 All right?

00:50:53 Yeah, me and my baby got our taxes done today.

00:50:56 And as you can see, I came out a return that's bigger than her.

00:51:02 What?

00:51:03 What?

00:51:04 Go to Quick Money Taxes.

00:51:06 So I got my taxes done at Quick Money Taxes, and my return was as fat as my ass.

00:51:10 And, yes, it's real, nigga.

00:51:12 Cut, cut.

00:51:13 That's not in the script.

00:51:14 You can't say that on TV.

00:51:17 [Music]

00:51:34 You see me, buffed up, blinged out on my D-Boy shit.

00:51:39 If you want the max tax refund, get at my man Quick at Quick Money Taxes.

00:51:44 And maybe you can bounce up like me.

00:51:50 Today is about to be the busiest day of the year.

00:51:53 It's our last day of the year to max out our profits and max out their refund checks.

00:51:59 Look, today is about to be long.

00:52:02 It's about to be hard.

00:52:04 But if y'all hit y'all quota, I got an all-expense pay for each and every last one of y'all.

00:52:11 There's nothing.

00:52:12 I mean nothing we can't conquer today.

00:52:15 I want to hand out these refund checks like Oprah hand out gifts.

00:52:19 You'll get a fat-ass refund.

00:52:20 You'll get a fat-ass refund.

00:52:22 You'll get a fat-ass refund.

00:52:24 Come on, man.

00:52:26 I got an extra $50 for everybody that pushes the rapid refund checks.

00:52:30 All right?

00:52:32 If you about your money like I am, let's make history.

00:52:35 If you ready to get that bag that's going to last you the next season, let's get it done.

00:52:40 Say it with me.

00:52:42 Quick money.

00:52:43 Quick money.

00:52:44 Quick money.

00:52:45 Quick money.

00:52:46 Quick money.

00:52:47 Quick money.

00:52:48 [phone ringing]

00:52:52 Code.

00:52:54 What's the word, my boy?

00:52:56 What's up, my boy?

00:52:57 Man, I just wanted to call you and tell you thank you.

00:52:59 Proud of you, man.

00:53:01 Thank you for taking care of my family, too.

00:53:02 I'm glad you went legit, man.

00:53:04 This ain't no place for me and you, man, for real.

00:53:06 You don't never want to be behind these bars, bro.

00:53:08 You hear me?

00:53:11 My boy only knew.

00:53:13 I tried going straight and narrow, man.

00:53:16 But here's what Ho said.

00:53:19 A little breaking the law was too much for me to ignore.

00:53:22 Man, I just hope I don't get caught.

00:53:24 I can't let my boy down.

00:53:28 Yeah, I already know, bro.

00:53:31 Hey, but look, man, I got to get back to work.

00:53:34 I'm going to put some money in your books, man, when I see them new flicks, all right?

00:53:37 Keep your head up.

00:53:39 I'll get to it, my boy.

00:53:40 I'll talk to you soon.

00:53:44 Quick, what up, my niggas?

00:53:47 Here you go with that shit, man.

00:53:48 Look, I just told you, niggas, niggas.

00:53:52 Man, keep that shit, man.

00:53:54 Hell.

00:53:56 One drop, Quick.

00:53:57 One drop.

00:53:58 Here you go with that shit, man.

00:53:59 How you doing, man?

00:54:00 I'm good, bro.

00:54:01 What's up?

00:54:02 Hey, listen, after tax season, maybe you should think about opening a dispensary.

00:54:06 I have a cousin that has a farm set up very nicely.

00:54:09 I can get you a great price.

00:54:11 You know what?

00:54:13 I'll get at you about it later, man.

00:54:15 Hey, but look, check it.

00:54:16 What's up?

00:54:17 Got a party going on later.

00:54:18 Come through with the drop.

00:54:19 I need some bottles, man.

00:54:20 I got you, bro.

00:54:22 All right, look.

00:54:23 Let's get it.

00:54:24 Let's get it.

00:54:25 All right.

00:54:26 It's party time!

00:54:28 [CHEERING]

00:54:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:54:35 [CHATTER]

00:54:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:54:41 [CHATTER]

00:54:44 [SIREN]

00:55:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:55:14 Get off of me!

00:55:23 If your man don't treat you right, then I will.

00:55:26 Make a choice.

00:55:28 You hit like a bitch!

00:55:31 How could you do this to me?

00:55:35 Don't baby me.

00:55:37 I have been a perfect wife to you.

00:55:40 I've had your back, courage to dreams,

00:55:44 and never, never have I cheated on you.

00:55:49 And you just do this to me out in the open in front of Mo?

00:55:54 Who are you?

00:55:56 Look, baby, she started moving too fast.

00:55:59 It wasn't even supposed to happen like this.

00:56:02 Hey.

00:56:03 Hey.

00:56:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:56:07 How long?

00:56:08 Huh?

00:56:09 How long you been fucking this bitch?

00:56:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:56:14 That's what the fuck I thought.

00:56:16 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:56:19 Hey, wait, what?

00:56:22 Get the fuck off me!

00:56:23 [SOBBING]

00:56:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:56:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:56:36 [GUNSHOT]

00:56:55 What the fuck, Quick?

00:56:57 I've been calling you for days and you've been ghosting me.

00:56:59 When the last time you ate?

00:57:02 Better yet, when the last time you took a shower?

00:57:06 What I'm going to shower for when I just drown my sorrows in it?

00:57:09 Oh, hell no.

00:57:10 You on some simp shit.

00:57:11 You need to boss your life up faster than your name, Saint Nigga.

00:57:14 I do not like this.

00:57:15 Nah, just leave me alone, Sam.

00:57:17 I can't.

00:57:18 Real friends don't leave friends in distress.

00:57:20 Look, I appreciate you.

00:57:22 I messed up bad, man.

00:57:23 I fucked up, man.

00:57:25 I don't think I can fix this.

00:57:26 Look, Tequila going to get over it, eventually.

00:57:30 But right now, you got bigger problems.

00:57:32 What's bigger than this?

00:57:34 I ain't trying to make a big deal out of it,

00:57:35 but I'm on some better safe than sorry type shit.

00:57:37 Word on the streets, Federale been busting down doors to all these tax services.

00:57:42 What they got to do with us?

00:57:43 The fuck you mean?

00:57:44 Nigga, all the bullshit we've been popping up in this bitch,

00:57:46 we are bound to be on they list.

00:57:49 I'm trying to get the fuck on before they find us.

00:57:51 You're annoying much?

00:57:52 Dumb as fuck, maybe.

00:57:53 I'm trying to save your black ass from yourself.

00:57:55 How you trying to save me from me?

00:57:57 Ain't nobody on us, man.

00:57:58 You tripping.

00:57:59 Tripping?

00:58:01 That's Melvin from Wellspent Tax Services.

00:58:03 They went and picked his ass up yesterday when he was picking his daughter up from daycare.

00:58:09 Man, Melvin was well respected in the tax game.

00:58:13 To be honest, when it came to this taxes hierarchy,

00:58:16 it was dollar sign and he was number two.

00:58:19 And after the season we just had, we definitely about to dethrone both of them.

00:58:23 I thought Melvin did everything by the books.

00:58:26 But I guess the biggest crooks were assuming tasks, too.

00:58:28 You got some money put up?

00:58:31 Nigga, stop playing with me.

00:58:32 I know Ali was kicking back to you.

00:58:34 What you need to do is go get some of that money, convert it into prepaid cards.

00:58:38 Go get the rest of the money, turn that into some cashier's check.

00:58:41 Then go put the rest of it up.

00:58:43 And then we need to get the fuck on.

00:58:44 We going to Cuba.

00:58:45 Cuba?

00:58:46 Yes, Cuba.

00:58:48 And we need to leave today.

00:58:49 We can Uber to Windsor and we can fly from there.

00:58:51 That'll make it harder for them to trace us.

00:58:53 Wait, wait, wait.

00:58:54 I'm not El Chapo.

00:58:55 I ain't dead enough to be worrying like this.

00:58:57 I'm not listening to shit you saying.

00:58:58 I'll be back here around 7 o'clock.

00:59:00 You be ready.

00:59:02 When we get to Cuba, I will personally take your attention off tequila.

00:59:06 Look, we can have fun together.

00:59:08 You ain't never got to sneak with me, baby.

00:59:11 That's better said than sorry, huh?

00:59:13 Yeah, so don't be sorry, nigga.

00:59:19 I can't stand him.

00:59:20 He threw everything we had away.

00:59:22 For a build-a-body bitch.

00:59:24 Ooh, I can't stand him.

00:59:26 And yes, I know that some men cheat, but not my man.

00:59:30 We was supposed to be Bonnie and Clyde.

00:59:33 Will and Jada.

00:59:36 Okay, all right.

00:59:37 Bad example.

00:59:38 But you get my point.

00:59:39 What we had was real love and, well, at least I thought it was real.

00:59:50 Let me call you back.

00:59:51 Slow-mo calling me.

00:59:53 Mm-hmm.

00:59:56 I love you too, Grandma.

00:59:57 All right.

01:00:00 You got some nerve calling me.

01:00:02 Damn, baby girl.

01:00:03 Why you so mad at me?

01:00:05 Why am I mad at you?

01:00:07 Maybe because you called me over to that office knowing I'd see what I saw?

01:00:13 Mo, that was foul.

01:00:14 For the God I ain't know it was going down like that.

01:00:17 That shit just kind of happened.

01:00:19 Where quick at now?

01:00:21 I don't know and I don't care.

01:00:23 Listen, I know you're upset right now, but Q is a good dude.

01:00:28 Maybe you should just give him another chance.

01:00:33 To what?

01:00:34 Break my heart?

01:00:35 T.

01:00:36 And you got some nerve sticking up for Q.

01:00:37 I can't lie.

01:00:39 I fucked up.

01:00:41 We was young.

01:00:42 I was dumb.

01:00:44 And made some terrible decisions.

01:00:46 But now I'm a grown man.

01:00:48 And I'm thankful to have you and MJ back in my life.

01:00:51 So before you throw the baby away with the bathwater, show a nigga a little grace.

01:00:57 I'm sorry about Q.

01:00:58 I really am.

01:01:00 Anyway, I just came to check on y'all.

01:01:03 Where's MJ?

01:01:05 He's at my mom's.

01:01:06 Okay.

01:01:07 I'll catch up with him later.

01:01:09 You gonna be okay?

01:01:11 I'll be fine once you get off my phone.

01:01:31 I thought I told you to get off my phone.

01:01:34 Hey, what's going on?

01:01:37 I'm calling to apologize.

01:01:39 Just save it.

01:01:41 Look, man, I didn't call to fight.

01:01:43 Can we talk?

01:01:44 Sure.

01:01:45 Go.

01:01:46 Look, I know I messed up big time and I can't fix it.

01:01:49 But I'm probably gonna have to get up out of here for a while.

01:01:54 Yeah, but what?

01:01:56 What do you want?

01:01:57 What are you talking about?

01:01:59 Look, first off, I figured you didn't even want me home anyway.

01:02:03 The less you know right now, the better, man.

01:02:05 There's too much going on.

01:02:06 Like what?

01:02:07 Like I said, the less you know, the better.

01:02:10 What have you gotten yourself into?

01:02:12 Look, I messed up big time, okay?

01:02:15 Look, I'm probably gonna have to dip for a minute, get some things in order, man.

01:02:19 But it ain't no street shit.

01:02:20 It ain't nothing that's gonna come back on you, okay?

01:02:22 So let me get this straight.

01:02:24 First, you cheat on me.

01:02:26 Now you're telling me you're going out of town?

01:02:28 Where the fuck are you going?

01:02:29 I can't tell you that.

01:02:32 It might come back to bite me, it might not.

01:02:34 I don't know, but I gotta make sure you and MJ are straight.

01:02:37 All right?

01:02:39 Listen, I need you to do me a favor.

01:02:42 Oh, I'm good enough to do a favor for you, but not to know where the hell you're going.

01:02:47 Look, would you just shut up for a minute?

01:02:49 I just need to make sure that you and MJ are good, just in case, okay?

01:02:52 Look, I need you to take as much cash as you got left in the account.

01:02:55 I need you to put them into these two insurance policies, all right?

01:02:58 Then I need you to go ahead and take that other drop that's coming next week and let that stay in the bank.

01:03:04 There's about 50K under the bed in the bag, all right?

01:03:07 I need you to take that to your mom.

01:03:08 Don't touch it.

01:03:10 It's for emergencies only, all right?

01:03:12 This is too much.

01:03:13 Look, man, do we still got them two burner phones?

01:03:20 Yeah.

01:03:21 All right, look, keep one with you, put the other one with the money, all right?

01:03:25 I'm gonna contact you.

01:03:26 I'm not gonna say my name.

01:03:28 You already know the code.

01:03:29 Quick, what is going on?

01:03:31 Tequila, look, I love you, okay?

01:03:35 I know I messed up.

01:03:37 I'm gonna figure out how to fix this.

01:03:39 I gotta bust a few moves before I get up out of here.

01:03:41 But I promise you I'm gonna fix this.

01:03:44 I promise, okay?

01:03:47 I gotta go.

01:03:48 I'll talk to you soon.

01:03:55 [Phone ringing]

01:04:14 What's up, champ?

01:04:16 What has you so wound up?

01:04:18 Nothing, I'm just sitting here looking at my man's commercial.

01:04:21 You know, the more I watch it, I just feel like I know this dude from somewhere.

01:04:24 I know, I know him.

01:04:25 Have you done a background check on him yet?

01:04:27 Nah, to be honest, I'm not even sure if I want to investigate him or not.

01:04:32 You know, he might just be out here fronting with the whole Roley watch and whatnot.

01:04:35 You know how these guys do.

01:04:36 I mean, maybe, but I think it'll ease your spirits if you went ahead and did a check.

01:04:41 Maybe.

01:04:42 Maybe what?

01:04:44 Maybe I should just take him up on his offer and swing by his office.

01:04:47 You know, I haven't done my taxes yet, so that'll be like two birds with one stone, you know?

01:04:51 I feel you.

01:04:52 You down for a little field trip?

01:04:53 With you?

01:04:54 Yeah.

01:04:55 Of course.

01:04:56 Let's go.

01:04:59 You ready?

01:05:00 Yeah.

01:05:01 Let's go.

01:05:03 Quick, my man, what's the emergency, bro?

01:05:06 Look, I got a business proposition for you.

01:05:08 Hmm, you want in on the dispensary business?

01:05:11 Nah, I just need to move some money around just in case Uncle Sam is on me, you feel me?

01:05:15 That's exactly what you mean.

01:05:16 What do you have in mind?

01:05:17 Look, I'm going to hit you with some cash, need you to float it through your clubs, all right?

01:05:21 I'm going to come and borrow it back later to put it into a couple of real estate deals.

01:05:25 We'll take the taxes off the top, and that's how we'll do it.

01:05:28 You keep the interest from the loans as payments for your services.

01:05:31 Quick, you're a smart guy.

01:05:33 Good deal.

01:05:34 What type of interest are we looking at?

01:05:36 Twelve percent.

01:05:37 Twelve percent?

01:05:38 That's a no-brainer.

01:05:40 Okay, my brother, when do you want to start?

01:05:44 Today.

01:05:45 Look, this is three hundred, all right?

01:05:47 I'll borrow the rest back when I'm ready, cool?

01:05:49 Let's get it, man.

01:05:50 Look, I'm about to go out of time for a little bit.

01:05:52 I'll hit you up as soon as I get back.

01:05:53 You got it, bro.

01:05:56 [Music]

01:06:18 I thought you was coming around Q.

01:06:23 Hell, man.

01:06:25 It's nice, it's nice.

01:06:27 I hope your mom be calling you Q.

01:06:29 I didn't know you was expecting me, man.

01:06:30 No, no, no, actually I was waiting on a friend.

01:06:32 You know, what brings you to the neighborhood, man?

01:06:34 You don't seem like the type of brother to get his taxes done this late, man, and need my services.

01:06:37 What is this, an area?

01:06:38 Hey, man, I'm going to keep it a buck with you, all right?

01:06:40 I lied to you the other night.

01:06:42 I'm with the FBI, man.

01:06:44 FBI?

01:06:46 What brings the FBI by my office?

01:06:48 Hopefully nothing.

01:06:49 Nobody could be something.

01:06:51 And if it's something, I'm going to feel real bad about taking you down, Quincy, man, because you seem like you're a pretty nice guy.

01:06:56 Come on, man, this is a legitimate business, man.

01:06:59 Was this a shakedown or something, John?

01:07:02 Nah, man, to be honest, I'm not at liberty to let you know if I'm taking you down or not.

01:07:07 Like I said, man, you know, it could be nothing at all.

01:07:12 Okay.

01:07:13 Tell me, sir, what you planning to trip?

01:07:14 Nah, man, this is just my gym bag.

01:07:16 Damn, your gym bag?

01:07:18 Somebody threw a gym bag, you got there, "Boy, what you doing, taking the whole gym with you?"

01:07:21 It feels like that sometimes, man, but you know what, man, actually, I got a meeting I expect to start soon, man, so I'd like to start preparing.

01:07:28 I don't mean to rush you or nothing.

01:07:29 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man, I understand all that, man.

01:07:31 You know, you right, I'm wrong.

01:07:32 How about that?

01:07:33 You know, I didn't just pop up on you and just unexpected it, right?

01:07:36 So I'm going to bounce, man.

01:07:37 I'm going to get up out of here, maybe.

01:07:38 I'll see you around, all right?

01:07:39 That's all good, man.

01:07:40 Shots on me next time.

01:07:41 All right, shots on you.

01:07:42 Yeah.

01:07:43 All right.

01:07:45 All right.

01:07:47 All right.

01:07:48 (upbeat music)

01:07:51 (upbeat music)

01:07:54 (upbeat music)

01:07:56 (upbeat music)

01:07:59 (upbeat music)

01:08:01 (upbeat music)

01:08:04 (upbeat music)

01:08:07 (clock ticking)

01:08:09 - Vicky, what you doing there?

01:08:22 - I just came to get my stuff

01:08:24 since I can't work here anymore.

01:08:26 - I suppose you're right.

01:08:30 So what's next?

01:08:33 - I don't know.

01:08:34 I'm gonna see if Cassius will hire me back.

01:08:37 - Hey, look, it's not much,

01:08:45 but maybe I'll help you get by for a second.

01:08:47 - Oh, thank you, Quik.

01:08:51 - I'm really sorry it had to end like this.

01:08:53 - Yeah, me too.

01:08:53 - All right, well, I guess I'll see you around.

01:09:00 - Yeah, catch you later.

01:09:03 - Hey, honey.

01:09:12 - Oh, oh, I'm your honey now.

01:09:14 - You always have been.

01:09:16 What's the matter with you?

01:09:17 - I sent you over there to work with Quik

01:09:19 to find out what was going on over there,

01:09:21 and you ain't told me shit.

01:09:23 Now the season is over, man.

01:09:24 - I tried.

01:09:25 - You tried to jump ship.

01:09:26 That's what you tried to do.

01:09:28 I heard what happened.

01:09:30 Sounds like you jumped ship to me.

01:09:31 - Never.

01:09:32 I would never do that to you.

01:09:34 - You know what?

01:09:36 It doesn't even matter.

01:09:38 And neither do you.

01:09:39 Goodbye, Vicky.

01:09:40 - Cassius. - Get the fuck out.

01:09:43 (somber music)

01:09:45 - What's up, buddy?

01:09:57 - Yo, man!

01:09:58 - What's up, man?

01:09:59 Oh, my boy.

01:10:01 What's up, man?

01:10:03 - Hey, my mom said you were gone out of town for a while.

01:10:06 - Yeah, man, my trip got canceled.

01:10:08 Hey, man, listen, check it out.

01:10:11 (sighs)

01:10:13 I might've messed up with your mom's big time, little bro.

01:10:20 I don't know how this gonna play out,

01:10:22 but I want you to know I got your back

01:10:27 no matter what, all right?

01:10:29 - I know, Q.

01:10:30 Hey, wanna get a quick game in?

01:10:35 - You know I got you.

01:10:36 You know you're gonna lose, though, right?

01:10:38 - No, I'm not gonna lose.

01:10:39 You are.

01:10:40 - No way, man.

01:10:42 I owe you anyway.

01:10:43 So I appreciate you meeting me.

01:10:49 - Why am I here?

01:10:51 Better yet, what do you want?

01:10:55 - Well, you know, with you moving back home

01:10:58 and me having more time with MJ,

01:10:59 I just wanna know what you thought

01:11:01 about him coming to stay with me.

01:11:03 - Staying with you, like, for a few weeks

01:11:07 or staying with you, like, to live?

01:11:09 A boy needs his dad.

01:11:11 - He has a dad, and he has you.

01:11:14 - He has a dad.

01:11:16 - Quick?

01:11:17 Quick ain't MJ's father, I am.

01:11:19 - Maybe by birth, but not on earth.

01:11:21 So why am I here?

01:11:23 - The real question is,

01:11:26 why you wasting your time with Quick?

01:11:28 How you trusting him to raise our son,

01:11:30 and he not even committed to you?

01:11:32 - Have you forgotten that you cheated on me

01:11:34 with my best friend?

01:11:35 Oh, and weren't you front walling something

01:11:39 wall and center while Quick was doing

01:11:41 his ratchet ass activities?

01:11:42 So what do you want?

01:11:44 - T, I ain't coming here to fight with you.

01:11:48 - Okay.

01:11:49 - I just want the chance to do right by you and my son.

01:11:52 - You don't have to do right by me,

01:11:56 but if you wanna do right by your son,

01:11:58 just be present.

01:11:59 And as for Quicken me, mind your business,

01:12:03 'cause you've done enough.

01:12:04 - T.

01:12:07 T, don't be like that.

01:12:09 ♪ Always tried to give my all to you ♪

01:12:14 ♪ But now I feel like such a fool ♪

01:12:19 ♪ I treated you like you're right, yo ♪

01:12:22 ♪ But you couldn't even be loyal ♪

01:12:25 ♪ I can't believe the things you do ♪

01:12:30 ♪ I'm not gonna lie with you ♪

01:12:34 ♪ I'm not gonna lie with you ♪

01:12:36 - What are you doing here?

01:12:38 What is all this?

01:12:40 - Look, it's just my way of apologizing.

01:12:44 Plus, you know, my show got canceled.

01:12:47 - So, I mean, do you just think

01:12:56 we're gonna go back to normal?

01:12:57 What do you want?

01:12:59 - I didn't even expect for it to be that easy.

01:13:04 Look, I'm just really hoping, you know,

01:13:05 we can take things slow.

01:13:06 Maybe start anew.

01:13:09 All right?

01:13:11 - I don't know, Quicken.

01:13:13 I mean, you hurt me real bad.

01:13:16 - I know.

01:13:17 I know.

01:13:19 ♪ Can't let you control me ♪

01:13:30 ♪ I gotta back it up ♪

01:13:32 ♪ 'Cause the most important thing is self-love ♪

01:13:36 ♪ Gotta love myself, nobody else ♪

01:13:40 - What up, though, Quick?

01:13:51 This is Butch.

01:13:52 Butch, Quick.

01:13:54 - What can I do for you, gentlemen?

01:13:55 - I was telling Butch how you was a master with the numbers

01:13:57 and how you expanded your business

01:13:58 and the bookkeeping and stuff,

01:14:00 and thought maybe you two could help each other out.

01:14:02 Hey, Butch, tell me a little bit about your business.

01:14:04 - Well, you know, I got a couple of business transactions

01:14:06 and move a lot of cash around.

01:14:08 - So let me guess.

01:14:09 You mean clean up your money a bit.

01:14:11 - Yeah, something like that.

01:14:13 You know, I like to keep my books clean.

01:14:15 You know, I like to put some money in my books

01:14:16 and move it around.

01:14:18 And Moe was telling me y'all doing some things

01:14:19 in real estate.

01:14:20 So I'm trying to see what's up with that.

01:14:23 - Yeah, respectfully, Butch,

01:14:27 I'm not sure if we can accommodate you.

01:14:28 - Whoa, whoa.

01:14:29 - What he, what Quick is saying is that

01:14:32 he needs a little time to figure out a way

01:14:35 to help you out.

01:14:36 - Uh, excuse me, Butch.

01:14:38 Hey, Moe, let me holler at you for a minute.

01:14:40 - You all right?

01:14:41 - Yo, don't you know who that is?

01:14:46 - I don't give a fuck, man.

01:14:48 Why you putting my business in the streets?

01:14:50 - Man, Butch is the OG of OGs in the city.

01:14:53 - Don't tell him, though.

01:14:55 - I didn't do this shit to make new revenue.

01:14:57 I did this shit to clean up the money from the taxes, bro.

01:15:00 - Listen, Butch got politicians, police,

01:15:03 and real guns on payroll.

01:15:05 Ain't nothing he can't get you out of.

01:15:06 - And you about to make a shit load of money.

01:15:08 - Listen, man, this shit sound like a bunch of bullshit.

01:15:11 All right?

01:15:12 Look, man, the feds got a 99% conviction rate, man.

01:15:15 I'm trying to stand at 1%.

01:15:16 - Hey, look, I don't want to mess with y'all

01:15:18 a little heart to heart,

01:15:19 but I got some moves to make.

01:15:20 I got some other businesses to handle.

01:15:22 Hey, take a couple of days, quick,

01:15:24 see if you can do your thing.

01:15:26 We make it work, you know what I'm saying?

01:15:27 Whatever's cost effective, all right?

01:15:29 - I'll see what I can do.

01:15:30 - Hey, what's up, baby?

01:15:37 How was your day?

01:15:38 - Good, I suppose.

01:15:40 I went to the committee meeting for the school,

01:15:42 then I stopped by and got my nail done afterwards.

01:15:45 - Hmm, that's nice.

01:15:46 - Yeah, how about you?

01:15:49 You seem a little down.

01:15:50 - I'm cool, it's just a lot on my mind.

01:15:54 - Still worried about the FBI?

01:15:56 - Yeah, but that's not it.

01:15:58 You know, Mo bought this big time street dude

01:16:01 out of the office today,

01:16:03 and he wants to do business with me

01:16:05 in the same way I'm securing our real estate, you know?

01:16:09 - And that's bad how?

01:16:11 - Look, baby, I keep you out of the business affairs

01:16:15 and tensions, and that's just to keep you safe.

01:16:18 Look, when you got somebody like the boys watching you,

01:16:22 man, you don't want to do nothing to provoke them,

01:16:23 you feel me?

01:16:24 As far as I'm concerned, dude is the FBI.

01:16:28 - What's his name?

01:16:29 - Butch, Butch Holloway.

01:16:33 - Oh, quick.

01:16:35 - What?

01:16:36 - You have to be careful dealing with him.

01:16:37 He's like the unofficial mayor of the city.

01:16:40 - And now I'm on his radar, fuck.

01:16:45 - Well, baby, if anyone can figure out what to do,

01:16:48 it's you.

01:16:49 Now, enough talk about work.

01:16:51 When I get home, we play.

01:16:54 - You're a real gun girl.

01:16:55 (dramatic music)

01:17:00 (gun clicking)

01:17:02 (dramatic music)

01:17:05 (dramatic music)

01:17:08 (dramatic music)

01:17:10 (dramatic music)

01:17:13 (dramatic music)

01:17:16 (dramatic music)

01:17:19 (dramatic music)

01:17:21 (dramatic music)

01:17:24 - Guess I'll do.

01:17:50 - Gotta be sure.

01:17:50 - Come on, I know this not the best you could do for me.

01:17:57 - It's all I got for now.

01:18:01 But if you give me some more time, I can get more.

01:18:03 - I think we have what we need, boys.

01:18:08 - You gotta be effing kidding me.

01:18:09 - Oh, nah, baby girl, I'm not fucking kidding you.

01:18:12 You messed up big time.

01:18:13 (phone clicking)

01:18:16 - Don't you owe me a phone call?

01:18:23 - I do, but maybe we can help each other out a bit.

01:18:26 Before you make that call.

01:18:30 And maybe you could walk out of here a free woman.

01:18:33 - And what did you have in mind?

01:18:36 - I can't imagine that you're working by yourself.

01:18:40 Who's your boss?

01:18:42 - Boss?

01:18:43 (laughing)

01:18:46 Oh, no, no, no, I don't have one of those.

01:18:48 - So you mean to tell me that you're a lone wolf

01:18:53 in this entire operation?

01:18:56 - I'm too pretty, or do I appear too dumb to be my own boss?

01:19:01 - Let's just say I don't take you as a boss.

01:19:05 But here's the thing.

01:19:07 If you are the boss, and you don't have anyone

01:19:10 on the food chain that you could serve up,

01:19:13 you're going to receive the maximum penalty.

01:19:16 Let me ask you this.

01:19:19 How are you getting the data?

01:19:21 - I'll take that phone call now,

01:19:24 and I won't be answering any further questions

01:19:27 without my lawyer present.

01:19:29 - Hey, put the bag over there, bro.

01:19:38 - What up, dog?

01:19:39 - Man, cooler?

01:19:41 - All right.

01:19:41 How are you doing at the crib?

01:19:44 - It's good, man, why you asking?

01:19:46 - Checking on a friend, bro.

01:19:48 - I appreciate that, dog.

01:19:50 Hey, can I ask you something?

01:19:51 - Yeah, what's good?

01:19:52 - How you get caught up with a dude like Butch anyway?

01:19:54 - Oh, Butch?

01:19:55 Butch used to run with my uncle back in the day,

01:19:57 so we're practically family.

01:19:59 - Word, family, huh?

01:20:01 I don't know, man, one thing I learned about family,

01:20:04 always the ones that hurt us the most.

01:20:05 - You should know.

01:20:06 - What you mean?

01:20:07 - Nothing, bro.

01:20:09 - No, nigga, you said it, what you mean?

01:20:11 - I was just thinking about

01:20:13 how you almost blew it with T, that all.

01:20:14 - Hey, look, man, don't worry about me and tequila.

01:20:17 Matter of fact, nigga, you should've had

01:20:18 that type of concern when she was your girl.

01:20:20 - Shut it down, tiger.

01:20:22 I don't mean no offense.

01:20:24 You got it.

01:20:25 I just don't wanna see you make the same mistake I made.

01:20:27 - First off, I don't make the same mistakes twice.

01:20:30 And now I gotta sit up here and worry about sorting out

01:20:31 this shit you done got me in.

01:20:33 Matter of fact, when is you making the next drop?

01:20:35 - Next week.

01:20:36 - All right, I'll holler at you later then.

01:20:39 (footsteps)

01:20:41 - If I didn't know any better,

01:20:49 I'd say Moe was the reason I got caught up

01:20:50 in the first place.

01:20:52 Tequila don't never pop up on me without calling.

01:20:55 And on top of that, this shit that he got me in,

01:20:57 I know it's gonna crumble sooner than later.

01:20:59 I gotta bust a move.

01:21:01 I gotta make it quick.

01:21:02 (footsteps)

01:21:04 (sniffles)

01:21:07 - I think this is a pretty sweet deal, Victoria.

01:21:20 All you have to do is tell us who's providing you the data,

01:21:25 give us the names of a few key players,

01:21:28 and you could receive the minimum sentencing

01:21:30 in one of our nicest facilities.

01:21:33 It'll be like taking a vacation.

01:21:37 - A vacation, huh?

01:21:38 Sounds charming.

01:21:40 Okay.

01:21:46 I got the data from my former employer, Quick Money Taxes.

01:21:51 - Quick Money Taxes?

01:21:53 - Yes.

01:21:54 - So did someone at Quick Money give you the data?

01:21:57 - No.

01:21:59 - Are you sure?

01:22:02 'Cause if we find out you're lying,

01:22:04 it's going to be a problem.

01:22:08 - No.

01:22:11 I downloaded a report from the software

01:22:13 and I took the information I needed.

01:22:15 - Okay.

01:22:18 Well, a deal's a deal.

01:22:20 I'm gonna need the names, numbers,

01:22:22 and addresses of a few of your clients,

01:22:25 or the deal is off the table.

01:22:27 You got it?

01:22:28 - Yeah, I got it.

01:22:31 (door creaking)

01:22:34 - Special Agent Jones.

01:22:58 - John.

01:23:00 - Hey, you wanna hear something ironic?

01:23:01 - Shoot.

01:23:02 - Do you know who I was named after?

01:23:04 - Um, your uncle.

01:23:06 - Nope.

01:23:07 - Grandfather?

01:23:09 - Nope.

01:23:09 - A trick named Slick.

01:23:11 - Come on, we gotta go with that.

01:23:12 - I'm just saying, enough with the suspense, come on.

01:23:16 - John Coltrane.

01:23:18 - You are taking me back.

01:23:20 - Yeah.

01:23:21 - My daddy loved John Coltrane and Miles Davis.

01:23:24 - Oh yeah, so did my dad.

01:23:26 I remember every Sunday night,

01:23:27 he used to spark up a cigar,

01:23:31 pour up a drink,

01:23:33 put on some smooth jazz dim the lights.

01:23:36 Every Sunday.

01:23:38 Think that was his way of preparing for the week.

01:23:41 Now I often find myself doing the same thing.

01:23:45 - Sounds like your dad may have won a heavy crown.

01:23:47 - Yeah, I would think so.

01:23:50 Anyway, I say all that to say this.

01:23:53 I think it was ironic that I was named after John Coltrane,

01:23:56 and your name is Naima.

01:23:57 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, no, no.

01:23:58 - And Naima is my favorite song.

01:23:59 - Pump your brakes, Pumpina.

01:24:00 - No, no, it's not that.

01:24:01 - I see where you're going with this.

01:24:03 - Of course you see where I'm going.

01:24:04 - Okay, okay, look, thank you.

01:24:06 - All right, you're welcome.

01:24:07 - The sentiment is very sweet.

01:24:09 - I appreciate that.

01:24:11 - I have something ironic to share too.

01:24:13 - Oh yeah, what you got?

01:24:14 - So, you know the tax guy

01:24:15 that you were gonna move up on your board, right?

01:24:17 - Yeah, quick money?

01:24:18 - Yes, quick money taxes.

01:24:20 - What do you do?

01:24:21 - I mean, nothing that I can say for sure,

01:24:23 but you know where there's smoke,

01:24:25 there's usually fire.

01:24:27 - Yeah, it's true.

01:24:29 So what's the smoke?

01:24:30 - So, I cut a deal with a girl

01:24:32 that used to work in his tax office,

01:24:34 and she had access to quite a bit of data

01:24:37 that she was using to commit credit card fraud.

01:24:40 All I'm saying is,

01:24:41 I think it's worth taking a closer look at Mr. Quick.

01:24:44 - Yeah, all right.

01:24:46 So what you got in mind?

01:24:49 - I'm not sure yet,

01:24:50 but maybe you could shake the tree,

01:24:52 see what falls out.

01:24:53 - Shake the trees, huh?

01:24:54 Yeah, I like that.

01:24:56 Yeah, I see what I can do.

01:24:58 Okay, all right,

01:24:59 but back to what I was saying.

01:25:02 So, wanna grab a bite to eat later?

01:25:05 - Oh, I can always eat.

01:25:06 - I know you can, you love to eat.

01:25:08 - So how about you give me a call later

01:25:10 when you get done with work?

01:25:12 - All right, that's cool.

01:25:13 All right, I'll do that.

01:25:14 - All right, you do that

01:25:15 so I can get back to my work.

01:25:16 - Get back to work.

01:25:17 All right, I'm gonna get back to work, all right?

01:25:19 Enjoy the rest of your day.

01:25:20 - You too.

01:25:21 - All right.

01:25:24 - Hmm, I don't know,

01:25:26 they ain't been pretty quiet out here so far, right?

01:25:28 - They have.

01:25:29 - Oh, we've been out for about a week?

01:25:31 - Yeah, about a week.

01:25:33 - Shit, all right.

01:25:34 I hate to say it, but my suspicion may be wrong.

01:25:37 Maybe just a regular old nine to five,

01:25:39 business guy trying to make ends meet.

01:25:42 Maybe your girl was telling the truth.

01:25:44 - Maybe, maybe not,

01:25:46 but my gut feeling is telling me he's up to something.

01:25:49 Let's just keep an eye on him for now, cool?

01:25:52 - All right, it's cool.

01:25:54 - You know, I also like you little steakhouse

01:25:55 so I get to hang out with you.

01:25:57 - Here you go.

01:25:58 - Yeah.

01:26:00 (phone ringing)

01:26:02 - Yo, what's good, bro?

01:26:06 You bringing the books?

01:26:07 - I'm about to head that way now.

01:26:09 - All right, bet, what's the count?

01:26:12 - 50K in deposits.

01:26:15 - All right.

01:26:16 All right, hey, do me a favor though.

01:26:17 Bring the books this way first

01:26:18 and then I need you to drop the deposit off to Ali.

01:26:20 - For sure, I got you.

01:26:22 - All right, bet him up, my G.

01:26:23 - Look, that's Mason.

01:26:34 - I mean, look, he got the classic drug dealer kid on.

01:26:38 The Rollie, Cartys,

01:26:41 designer from head to toe, the duffel bag.

01:26:44 I bet it's drugs.

01:26:45 - Drugs?

01:26:46 Nah, nah, it's definitely money.

01:26:48 - Nah, I bet you 10 bucks that it's dope.

01:26:51 - Oh, bet.

01:26:52 - Bet.

01:26:53 - I didn't know you was a gambler.

01:26:54 Check that bet.

01:26:55 - All right, deal.

01:26:55 - Yeah, and I'm gonna double you up on another day.

01:26:57 - All right, I got you, but let's follow that bag.

01:26:59 - All right, let's go.

01:27:00 - Man, why can't y'all just be like normal people

01:27:09 and get computers to do this shit?

01:27:10 - We do, man, but we way more discreet.

01:27:13 With paperwork, bro.

01:27:14 Hey, look, I need you to do me a favor, man.

01:27:16 Run the money by Ali.

01:27:18 You know, I gotta get out of here early, man.

01:27:20 I want a surprise tea.

01:27:21 - That's what's up.

01:27:25 Where MJ gonna be?

01:27:27 - You know, it's just grandma's, man.

01:27:28 You already know that's his second career.

01:27:29 - Shit, I already know.

01:27:31 - Hey, but check it.

01:27:32 This weekend, man, I'm holding a seminar

01:27:34 for new franchisees, man, so why don't you just slide through?

01:27:37 - All right, that's what's up.

01:27:38 All right, bet.

01:27:39 - Let's get it.

01:27:40 - Bet.

01:27:41 (door creaking)

01:27:44 - Excuse me, sir, can we have a moment with you?

01:27:52 - I don't have a moment.

01:27:53 - Oh yeah, I'm sure you don't.

01:27:54 Well, whoever you're taking that bag to, they can wait.

01:27:56 - We pay you motherfuckers to leave us alone?

01:27:58 - Well, first of all, we ain't your people.

01:28:01 And second of all, you know,

01:28:02 if we want to do it, just talk to you right now,

01:28:03 but hey, if you want to do things the hard way,

01:28:04 we can do it that way too.

01:28:06 - All right.

01:28:07 - Yeah, come on, hand it over.

01:28:09 - Come on.

01:28:11 - Nice bag.

01:28:12 Woo, show me the money.

01:28:14 (laughing)

01:28:16 I told you it was gonna be money.

01:28:17 - Yeah, good guess.

01:28:18 - You ready to pay your debt?

01:28:18 - Sure, I got you.

01:28:19 - Here, take this bag.

01:28:21 Come on, homeboy, let's take a ride down the hill.

01:28:22 (phone ringing)

01:28:23 - Hello?

01:28:24 - Quick, when you making the drop, bro?

01:28:26 I'm trying to bounce early.

01:28:28 - You should've got that drop hours ago.

01:28:30 You ain't seen Mo?

01:28:31 - Mo's a no-show, bro.

01:28:33 - What, are you sure, man?

01:28:35 - I've been here all day.

01:28:37 Mo never stopped by.

01:28:38 - All right, let me get on top of this, I'll hit you back.

01:28:41 I know Mo didn't run off with the money.

01:28:47 He got hella bread.

01:28:49 Maybe he got robbed or something.

01:28:51 I probably just need to hit up Butch

01:28:52 and get on top of this ASAP.

01:28:54 Psh, be honest, he could just be living up to his name

01:28:58 and moving hella slow.

01:28:59 (suspenseful music)

01:29:02 (phone ringing)

01:29:05 - See, we gotta miss a quick call

01:29:16 and you can put it, what, the 10th time this time?

01:29:18 It's probably about that bag of money

01:29:22 that didn't make the drop, right?

01:29:23 - Lawyer.

01:29:24 - You're not being detained.

01:29:27 You're here on your own free will.

01:29:29 - Well, if that's the case.

01:29:32 I'll be taking my bag and getting up.

01:29:33 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

01:29:35 You're not being detained,

01:29:36 so you can hit that door by yourself.

01:29:38 But without that bag.

01:29:40 You already know, if you hit that street without that bag,

01:29:42 you're gonna have a real problem with your hands, all right?

01:29:45 - Or you could tell us who's in charge of Quake's operation,

01:29:49 walk out of here with that bag,

01:29:52 and we'll look the other way.

01:29:54 - Oh, y'all want Quake?

01:29:55 I'll give you Quake.

01:29:59 What y'all wanna know?

01:30:01 - Well, first you can start by

01:30:03 corroborating and writing down everything, you know?

01:30:05 Don't leave out no details.

01:30:11 - Yo.

01:30:14 - Hey, what's wrong with you?

01:30:15 - Nothing, just some work stuff.

01:30:17 Um, you talk to Moe today?

01:30:20 - MJ?

01:30:21 - No, Big Moe.

01:30:21 - He checked me about an hour ago,

01:30:24 asking if you could get MJ after school.

01:30:26 - Oh, I'm sorry.

01:30:29 - It's all right.

01:30:30 - At least I know this dummy's still alive.

01:30:33 Man, he ain't adding up, he ain't called me back yet.

01:30:36 Something ain't making sense.

01:30:39 Wow, okay, babe.

01:30:43 Well, look, man, I'll talk to you when I get to the crib,

01:30:45 all right?

01:30:46 I love you.

01:30:47 - I love you, too.

01:30:48 - Thank you for coming this morning.

01:30:51 Thank you, brother, appreciate you.

01:30:53 Thank you, appreciate you guys for coming this morning.

01:30:55 Thank you.

01:30:58 - What's up, boy?

01:30:59 Hey, let me holler at you real quick, chill.

01:31:02 Hey, Jay, you wanna start getting them together?

01:31:05 - Yeah, yeah. - Thank you, man.

01:31:07 What up, though?

01:31:08 Man, what happened the other day?

01:31:10 Why you ain't even back?

01:31:11 My bad, bro.

01:31:12 I bumped into this little thot pocket around the way.

01:31:15 I had to slide on that, you feel?

01:31:18 But, uh, when you trying to make that next drop?

01:31:21 - Quick, they're ready for you.

01:31:22 - Oh, all right, thanks, man.

01:31:24 - You're welcome.

01:31:24 - Hey, look, let me out of this,

01:31:26 we'll chop it up later, all right?

01:31:26 Take a shit.

01:31:28 (people chattering)

01:31:31 - There's only two things for certain in life.

01:31:36 There's death and taxes.

01:31:38 - Three.

01:31:39 - What's three?

01:31:41 - Well, Mr. Johnson, you're wrong.

01:31:45 There are three things that are for certain in life.

01:31:48 Debt, taxes, of course, and a federal conviction rate.

01:31:53 Mr. Johnson, you are under arrest for money laundering.

01:31:56 (dramatic music)

01:31:59 - Yep, we got him.

01:32:25 - What's it, Johnson?

01:32:26 Or AKA Quick.

01:32:30 Ain't that what they call you?

01:32:32 Want a shot?

01:32:33 Or maybe a drink?

01:32:36 - Lawyer.

01:32:39 - Lawyer.

01:32:39 (chuckles)

01:32:42 It won't matter.

01:32:43 We know all about the money, man.

01:32:46 - I don't even know what you're talking about.

01:32:47 - Oh, now you don't know what I'm talking about.

01:32:49 You know I hate when they come in and act like

01:32:50 they don't know what I'm talking about,

01:32:52 trying to play me like I'm a fool.

01:32:54 And we also know about the credit card fraud too, man.

01:32:56 - No, I definitely don't know what you're talking about,

01:32:59 now.

01:33:00 What, you trying to set me up?

01:33:02 Look, man, I don't know who you been talking to,

01:33:03 but they been telling you wrong.

01:33:05 - Look out, Quick.

01:33:09 I'm John Grace, man.

01:33:12 I'm the baddest agent in the game.

01:33:15 I told you I was gonna be back if you was dirty, didn't I?

01:33:19 - You did.

01:33:19 But not under false pretense.

01:33:23 - I ain't got shit else to say.

01:33:24 - You ain't got shit else to say.

01:33:26 Okay.

01:33:28 All right.

01:33:31 You can have it your way, tough guy.

01:33:35 - Are we looking?

01:33:42 - They seem to have a witness placing you with the money

01:33:45 and supplying data for credit card fraud.

01:33:47 - I doubt that, it's hard to believe.

01:33:49 - They seized all your computers.

01:33:51 They probably gonna find something to cooperate

01:33:53 with the informant's testimony.

01:33:54 - They won't.

01:33:55 You know, that night, I figured Moe was dead

01:33:59 or got picked up by the feds anyway.

01:34:01 So that night, I gave Tequila the books

01:34:03 and told her to put it with our secret stash at her mom's.

01:34:06 Then I hit up Ali, told him to make the money disappear

01:34:08 immediately and to burn his records,

01:34:10 and then to notify Butch.

01:34:11 The thing is, when Moe asked me about the drop,

01:34:15 I knew he was setting me up immediately.

01:34:18 Only way they gonna get me now is if Moe testify

01:34:21 and they find the books.

01:34:22 If I did my job right, that ain't happen.

01:34:24 - Mr. Johnson.

01:34:28 - Yeah, I hear you.

01:34:28 - Just buckle up for tomorrow.

01:34:30 I ain't gonna make any promises,

01:34:31 but I do my best to avoid trial.

01:34:34 And in the meantime, pray for a miracle.

01:34:37 - Amen.

01:34:38 - My nigga, Moe.

01:34:46 You been all right, baby?

01:34:48 - Hell yeah.

01:34:49 - That's what's up.

01:34:50 - Hey, Butch say he wants some extra security

01:34:52 on the drop tonight.

01:34:53 But hey, look though, the Jack boy's been on you.

01:34:56 - I don't even know.

01:34:57 I just go with the flow, bro.

01:34:59 I feel you.

01:35:00 Hey, but let me ask you something though, bro.

01:35:02 You ever seen the Godfather?

01:35:04 - What kind of question is that?

01:35:06 Moe ain't seen the Godfather.

01:35:07 Fuck.

01:35:11 (gunshot)

01:35:12 (phone ringing)

01:35:15 - Yo.

01:35:16 - Yo, is this Donnie?

01:35:17 - Donnie who?

01:35:18 - Donnie Brasco.

01:35:20 - Nah, you got the wrong number.

01:35:21 It's Don.

01:35:24 - This is ridiculous.

01:35:49 - District Attorney, calm down in my office, sir.

01:35:51 - Hey, you win some, you lose some.

01:35:54 - Excuse my language, Judge Brown,

01:35:56 but this is some bullshit.

01:35:58 - You know what?

01:35:59 Since you don't respect me,

01:36:00 maybe I should do it in another judge's voice.

01:36:02 Maybe I should do it in Judge Mathis' voice or something.

01:36:04 But look here, sir.

01:36:05 There's no witnesses, there's no records,

01:36:08 there's no proof of the man even having possession

01:36:10 of the money.

01:36:11 District Attorney, so to me,

01:36:12 this whole case is some bullshit.

01:36:15 Matter of fact, I shouldn't even call you DA.

01:36:17 I should call you DF.

01:36:18 You know, a DF stands for dope fiend, sir.

01:36:21 Now, please leave my office and have a good day

01:36:24 so I can have some lunch.

01:36:25 Both of you looking like crackheads.

01:36:28 (laughs)

01:36:31 (dramatic music)

01:36:35 (dramatic music)

01:36:38 - Quincy Johnson.

01:36:59 Congratulations.

01:37:01 I see you got the best of me this time.

01:37:05 - Yeah, closer this time than Atlanta.

01:37:07 Maybe the third time will be the charm.

01:37:10 One night.

01:37:10 - Drink, guys.

01:37:12 Let me resurrect you.

01:37:13 (dramatic music)

01:37:16 ♪ Judah level up on a bitch ♪

01:37:24 ♪ I'ma get stupid rich ♪

01:37:27 ♪ Get that bag out the slum ♪

01:37:31 ♪ Real bitches show me love ♪

01:37:34 - Hey, I dodged a bullet when it came to the taxes.

01:37:37 Hey, it was fun while it lasted,

01:37:40 but I needed a new hustle.

01:37:42 I need to become a new and improved quick.

01:37:44 Now, are you ready to change your life forever?

01:37:49 Within a year, I took my tax business to new heights.

01:37:52 I took the profits from that business,

01:37:54 did the only thing that made sense.

01:37:56 I got into real estate.

01:37:57 Now, I'm ready to show you how to quadruple your income

01:38:01 with my simple formula.

01:38:04 Look, you don't gotta sell your soul

01:38:06 just to gain the world.

01:38:07 (dramatic music)

01:38:11 You can have your cake and eat it too.

01:38:18 Look, if you're tired of moving in slow motion, get quick.

01:38:21 Call 1-800-GET-QUICK

01:38:23 and learn how to negotiate killer deals.

01:38:25 Let me show you how to get money quick.

01:38:28 - I went to the Get Quick Real Estate Seminar

01:38:30 and baby, let me tell you,

01:38:31 Quick is fine as person as he is on that commercial.

01:38:34 Anyways, in his seminar,

01:38:36 I learned how to buy my first rental property

01:38:38 with no cash out my pocket.

01:38:40 - Yeah, homie.

01:38:41 I used to bang the set.

01:38:43 Now me and my homies,

01:38:46 we buying back the block.

01:38:47 Shouts out to Quick, my nigga,

01:38:52 for showing us the game.

01:38:53 West side.

01:38:54 - Get Quick Real Estate helped me get out

01:38:57 of a bad real estate deal

01:38:59 and offered to buy my house for cash money.

01:39:01 I took the money, went to a seminar

01:39:02 and now I'm a real estate pimp.

01:39:04 ♪ We the fastest in the game ♪

01:39:06 ♪ Quick money be the name ♪

01:39:07 ♪ You gonna see some cheese ♪

01:39:08 ♪ And I put that on everything ♪

01:39:10 ♪ Green hundreds, green fifties ♪

01:39:11 ♪ Green twenties, green tens ♪

01:39:13 ♪ Green cash in your hand ♪

01:39:14 ♪ All green everything ♪

01:39:15 ♪ All green everything ♪

01:39:17 ♪ All green everything ♪

01:39:18 ♪ I'm 'bout to kill 'em tax season ♪

01:39:19 ♪ Doing all green everything ♪

01:39:21 ♪ All green everything ♪

01:39:22 ♪ All green everything ♪

01:39:23 ♪ I'm 'bout to kill 'em tax season ♪

01:39:24 ♪ Doing all green everything ♪

01:39:25 ♪ Always got some green doughs, green glass ♪

01:39:27 ♪ Giving out some green cash ♪

01:39:29 ♪ Come to Quick Money ♪

01:39:30 ♪ And you gonna get some green vans ♪

01:39:31 ♪ Wearing green shirts, green slacks ♪

01:39:33 ♪ And I'm cutting green checks ♪

01:39:34 ♪ When you leave, tell your friends ♪

01:39:35 ♪ They can get some green next ♪

01:39:37 ♪ Last year I gave 20, this year it's 25 ♪

01:39:39 ♪ Send your people over and get paid like a job ♪

01:39:42 ♪ At the bottom of the flock, it say referred by ♪

01:39:45 ♪ Write your name down ♪

01:39:46 ♪ And you gonna see some green guys ♪

01:39:47 ♪ You might see me rolling by in my green Benz ♪

01:39:50 ♪ With some green tips, sitting on some green rims ♪

01:39:53 ♪ Green suit, shoes, green gator skins ♪

01:39:56 ♪ Green Cartier frames with some green lens ♪

01:39:58 ♪ I'ma get you more green than you ever got back ♪

01:40:01 ♪ Up to 20 bands in one day, I know you like that ♪

01:40:03 ♪ Go and ask some other companies if they can top that ♪

01:40:06 ♪ They gonna have you wait for weeks ♪

01:40:07 ♪ I know you don't like that ♪

01:40:08 ♪ We the fastest in the game ♪

01:40:10 ♪ Quick Money be the name ♪

01:40:11 ♪ You gonna see some cheese and I put that on everything ♪

01:40:14 ♪ Green hundreds, green fifties, green twenties ♪

01:40:16 ♪ Green tens, green cash in your hand ♪

01:40:18 ♪ All green everything ♪

01:40:19 ♪ All green everything ♪

01:40:21 ♪ All green everything ♪

01:40:22 ♪ I'm 'bout to kill 'em tax season ♪

01:40:23 ♪ Doing all green everything ♪

01:40:25 ♪ All green everything ♪

01:40:26 ♪ All green everything ♪

01:40:27 ♪ I'm 'bout to kill 'em tax season ♪

01:40:28 ♪ Doing all green everything ♪

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