TBATS: Shuvee Etrata, may pahabol sa araw ng puso! (Full Episode 253)
Aired (February 11, 2024): Mukhang mapapaaga ang pagsalubong ni Shuvee Etrata sa Valentine's Day dahil mapapasubo siya sa isang blind date kung saan kailangan nitong mamili ng magpapatibok sa kanyang puso!
Transcript
00:00 3, 2, 1, go!
00:02 [singing]
00:04 It's so good!
00:10 How do I do this?
00:12 Stop it, I'm getting dizzy.
00:14 Let's show them the removed nails
00:18 of Ms. Valentine because of her holding.
00:22 You can hold the lips,
00:24 even if it's just a few.
00:26 Is it okay?
00:28 Don't do it too hard.
00:30 It's like a kiss.
00:32 Did you see how cute she is?
00:34 How do you say "Bastat Kasama Kita" in English?
00:36 Happy together.
00:40 Happy together.
00:42 Good evening, everyone!
00:54 Hello, Kapuso!
00:56 Yes, this is an episode full of love
00:58 that we brought to you, Kapuso.
01:00 You're right, my friend.
01:02 Because we only had 3 nights of sleep,
01:04 it's Valentine's Day!
01:06 It's so good!
01:08 It's so good to be in love!
01:10 Welcome to a special Valentine's Day episode
01:12 of your late night Sunday happy
01:14 T-box Tawa is Live!
01:16 It's so good!
01:22 We have one question, Tecla.
01:24 What is the status of your heart
01:26 since we watched "Take It to Boy"?
01:28 You already answered that question.
01:30 Always happy.
01:32 I thought you're a newbie.
01:34 Are you still happy?
01:36 I can see that your aura is so peaceful.
01:38 Don't ask me that question.
01:42 And of course, because our hearts are full,
01:46 we will start looking for
01:48 someone to love.
01:50 And here's the exciting game
01:52 for single people.
01:54 So let's start this, Wu Bai.
01:56 Here's the heart!
01:58 Our search for tonight is
02:06 "23 Years of Fish Market"
02:08 by Divisoria.
02:10 Really?
02:12 Yes! She has a lot of customers.
02:14 She was named Miss Divisoria Universe
02:16 2023.
02:18 On January 28.
02:20 That's so cool!
02:22 And she's giving love another chance.
02:24 I like that!
02:26 So ladies and gentlemen,
02:28 let's welcome our searcher
02:30 who is very single and ready to mingle.
02:32 She was so shy earlier.
02:36 Here's Miss Valentine!
02:38 Hello, Miss Valentine!
02:42 Hi, Miss Valentine!
02:44 Hello!
02:46 May I come in?
02:48 Her words are so beautiful.
02:50 It's Mayong Gabiina.
02:52 Is that how you say it?
02:56 In your language?
02:58 Mayong Gabiina.
03:00 Yes, something like that.
03:02 Miss Valentine, we have a question for you.
03:04 What are the qualities of a man
03:06 that you're looking for?
03:08 It's simple.
03:10 He's tall.
03:12 I like men who have a job.
03:14 Do you like tall men?
03:16 And you're a tree-hugger.
03:18 That's not a good thing.
03:20 I just have one wish.
03:22 What kind of job?
03:24 Any kind of job.
03:26 Like you're selling fish.
03:28 Yes, that's possible.
03:30 So we can date in the divisory.
03:32 Construction worker.
03:34 You don't have to choose.
03:36 You can choose tonight.
03:38 I'll have 10 rings.
03:40 I don't want extra rings.
03:42 Why not?
03:44 I don't want to be with him.
03:46 You're not going to be with him.
03:48 I'm going to be with Tekla.
03:50 I'm not going to be with him.
03:52 Why don't you want to be with Tekla?
03:54 You're my...
03:56 I just have one wish.
03:58 You're looking for a job.
04:00 Miss Valentine.
04:02 You're already next to him.
04:04 He's pretending.
04:08 I'll go now.
04:10 Let's go to our three hunks.
04:12 Do you want me to go?
04:14 I'll go now.
04:16 Let's see.
04:18 Describe them to us, Tekla.
04:20 Let's start with number one.
04:24 Full.
04:28 Full.
04:30 Full?
04:32 Number two.
04:34 Sturdy.
04:36 Not going to run away.
04:38 Sturdy.
04:40 Number three.
04:42 Sturdy.
04:44 But...
04:46 Not going to run away.
04:48 Sound.
04:50 Sound?
04:52 He's good at making sounds.
04:54 It's good that I have friends.
04:56 They'll introduce you to each other.
04:58 Here are our three hunks.
05:00 Miss Valentine might be jealous.
05:02 Let's start with hunk number one.
05:06 Hello, Miss Valentine.
05:10 Valentine, answer the question.
05:12 I'm tired.
05:14 Sorry, your voice is so weak.
05:16 I'm Mr. Malambeng
05:18 of Pasig City.
05:20 I like to cook.
05:24 I'm a hunk.
05:26 I also like to play basketball.
05:28 He cooks while playing basketball.
05:32 He's a player.
05:34 He's a different talent.
05:36 That's why he's so famous.
05:38 Are you a shooter?
05:40 You know what, Miss Valentine?
05:42 If you're a ball, I can't shoot you.
05:44 Why?
05:46 Why, Mr. Malambeng?
05:48 Because I'll always miss you.
05:50 He'll always miss you.
05:54 He's not a hunk, right?
05:58 No.
06:00 He's a basketball player.
06:02 He's not a hunk.
06:04 He's a three-pointer.
06:06 He's a shooter.
06:08 After hearing Mr. Malambeng,
06:10 let's hear hunk number two.
06:12 Bring it on.
06:16 Hi, Miss Valentine.
06:18 I'm Mr. Mapagmahal.
06:20 I love acting.
06:22 I love playing the guitar.
06:24 I also like scuba diving.
06:26 I like that.
06:28 He's a scuba diver.
06:30 He's a scuba diver.
06:32 Do you have a pick-up line for Miss Valentine?
06:34 Of course, I do.
06:36 Am I a loser?
06:38 Miss Valentine, do you have money?
06:40 Why?
06:42 Because if you're not around,
06:44 I'm poor.
06:46 What can you say about that, Miss Valentine?
06:50 I have money.
06:54 I don't have money.
06:58 But I have a job.
07:00 I hope I have a job.
07:02 What's your job?
07:04 Construction worker.
07:06 He likes to carry things.
07:08 Do you have money?
07:10 Why?
07:12 I'm in debt.
07:14 I'm in debt.
07:16 Why don't you want me to answer?
07:20 I'm in debt.
07:22 Let's hear hunk number three.
07:24 Hi, Miss Valentine.
07:28 I'm Mr. Maalaga.
07:30 Mr. Maalaga?
07:32 Louder.
07:34 Maalaga.
07:36 He's like a construction worker who's back in town.
07:38 I love playing the guitar.
07:42 I love reading books as well.
07:44 But even though I'm busy,
07:46 You're really busy.
07:48 He's busy.
07:50 Why?
07:52 Why?
07:54 Why?
07:56 I did a lot of things.
07:58 You did a lot of things?
08:00 Yes, in the world.
08:02 Why?
08:04 He did a lot of things in the world.
08:06 He did a lot of things.
08:08 Even though he's busy, he did a lot of things.
08:10 I'm confused.
08:12 Pick up line.
08:14 Do you have a pick up line, Miss Valentine?
08:16 However, I promise you.
08:18 Do you understand?
08:20 Can you do it again?
08:22 We can play.
08:24 I promise you.
08:26 Until we get old.
08:28 Until we get old?
08:30 Until we get old.
08:32 Pick up line.
08:34 Pick up line.
08:36 Miss Valentine, are you a Phosphor?
08:38 Yes, I understand you.
08:40 I'm a Phosphor as well.
08:42 Why?
08:44 We match.
08:46 Wait a minute, construction worker number 3.
08:48 Why?
08:50 What's your nationality?
08:52 Why are you speaking like that?
08:54 California.
08:56 California.
08:58 We traveled to T-Bus.
09:00 You're all heavy.
09:02 But he's cute even though he's struggling.
09:04 That's the important part.
09:06 That's why we know him.
09:08 Three hunks.
09:10 Miss Valentine, let's start the question.
09:14 I hope you're ready.
09:16 Here's my number 1 question.
09:18 Here it goes.
09:22 Let's start with Mr. Malambeng.
09:24 Go.
09:26 I have a question for you.
09:28 My mom and aunt are strict with my courtiers.
09:32 They're always watching me.
09:34 What will you do to impress them?
09:38 For example,
09:40 Bubay and Tekla are my mom and aunt.
09:44 First, Mr. Malambeng.
09:48 Let's be parents, my friend.
09:50 Game.
09:52 Who's the father?
09:54 Just guess.
09:56 We're the rest.
09:58 And action.
10:00 Mommy, auntie.
10:02 What mommy, auntie?
10:04 I'll court you.
10:06 What are you doing here?
10:08 We're strict.
10:10 I'll invite Miss Valentine.
10:12 Invite her?
10:14 To have lunch.
10:16 Why are you making fun of her?
10:18 What do you want to do?
10:20 We'll have lunch.
10:22 Why are you not inviting her?
10:24 Don't blame her.
10:26 Don't blame her.
10:28 We're a family.
10:30 You're not inviting her?
10:32 Yes.
10:34 Do you want to go to Hong Kong?
10:36 Hong Kong?
10:38 What will you have for lunch?
10:40 Hong Kong noodles.
10:42 What?
10:44 It's a big no.
10:46 What are you making fun of me?
10:48 It's a big no.
10:50 My wife is making fun of me.
10:52 How much is my twin-task?
10:54 It looks like a good present.
10:56 Is that true?
10:58 No.
11:00 You're humble.
11:02 You're just kidding.
11:04 I'll just date her.
11:06 You'll give that to us
11:08 in exchange of dating our daughter.
11:10 Is that okay?
11:12 How much more?
11:14 How much more?
11:16 It's okay.
11:20 We'll just date.
11:22 Okay?
11:24 Thank you.
11:26 Tell Ms. Valentine.
11:28 Why did you sell me?
11:30 We didn't sell you.
11:32 We're just being considerate.
11:34 We're just inquiring.
11:36 You're the one who's happy.
11:38 Next.
11:40 Mr. Love.
11:42 Mr. Love.
11:44 Let's go back there.
11:46 You're next.
11:48 The father.
11:50 Hello, auntie.
11:52 No.
11:54 Okay.
11:56 What's the problem?
11:58 Can I court Ms. Valentine?
12:00 You're courting her?
12:02 When is her birthday?
12:04 You don't know, right?
12:06 You're courting her.
12:08 How much do you want?
12:10 She has a visa.
12:12 She's rich.
12:14 Whatever you want.
12:16 I'll take care of it.
12:18 So,
12:20 you're courting us?
12:22 No.
12:24 You won't give her in exchange of dating our daughter?
12:26 I just want her future to be good.
12:28 Good?
12:30 Just because of courting,
12:32 our daughter's future will be good?
12:34 We didn't make our daughter's future good?
12:36 No.
12:38 Why do you think our daughter is a baby?
12:40 She's not a baby.
12:42 She's my baby.
12:44 What about us?
12:46 We're not.
12:48 So, if we're three babies,
12:50 you have three babies?
12:52 Yes, I have three.
12:54 Okay, we'll allow you to date our daughter,
12:56 but you have to sing "May Tatlong Bibe".
12:58 Go.
13:00 May tatlong bibe, akong nakita.
13:02 Mataba,
13:04 mapayat.
13:06 Atang lang ang mga bibe.
13:08 Wait, I forgot.
13:10 But she's good.
13:14 She's good.
13:16 We'll allow you to date our daughter.
13:18 Thank you.
13:20 She's good.
13:22 She's good at singing.
13:24 She's also good at courting.
13:26 She's not just courting you.
13:28 I want men like that.
13:30 Who's next?
13:32 Maala.
13:34 Again?
13:36 Mr. Maalagas, it's your turn.
13:38 Hello.
13:40 Who brought you here?
13:42 Good evening.
13:44 Good evening.
13:46 How are you and the ladies here?
13:48 What are you doing here?
13:50 I'm just here to give you and your...
13:52 Daughter.
13:54 Daughter?
13:56 The utter respect.
13:58 No, this is only our daughter.
14:00 What about the respect you're talking about?
14:02 I'll give you the utter comfort.
14:04 I'll provide you guys the same comfort that I'll give her.
14:06 Other comfort?
14:08 Comfort and respect.
14:10 So what's your plan then?
14:12 I plan to make sure
14:14 everybody here has
14:16 the best...
14:18 I'll bring impact to you guys in the best way possible.
14:20 Impact?
14:22 You're guys' wives?
14:24 My husband is an impact?
14:26 What's that?
14:28 How can you speak that way?
14:30 I'm not...
14:32 I'm not speaking in any way possible.
14:34 I'm just trying to help you guys.
14:36 You're just trying to help us?
14:38 We're not in need. We're the richest people in the world.
14:40 But...
14:42 What made you decide to come here?
14:46 I have something to tell you.
14:48 It's difficult to be here.
14:50 However,
14:52 what I'm trying to do is to give you guys
14:54 the better life that I can give you guys.
14:56 But are you sure you want to enter our lives?
14:58 Of course!
15:00 Your life will be miserable.
15:02 Not with you guys.
15:04 That's why I want to enter his life.
15:06 Do you have a problem?
15:08 You're so full of yourself.
15:10 Wow!
15:14 What's happening there?
15:16 Nice one, right?
15:18 What's happening?
15:20 She's reasoning with us.
15:22 I can hear the impact.
15:24 What do you want to do to us?
15:26 I want to change our lives.
15:28 She's already thinking about it.
15:30 But you know,
15:32 she has a good plan for us.
15:34 Game! Do we have a next question?
15:36 I hope you're ready for this.
15:38 I'm good at massaging.
15:40 Massaging?
15:42 Yes, I'm good at massaging.
15:44 That's why I prefer
15:46 to massage when I know
15:48 that it feels good
15:50 when I'm massaging someone.
15:52 Oh!
15:54 I can hear the most delicious
15:56 and strongest sound
15:58 while I'm massaging.
16:00 Sexy sound, right?
16:02 Who will go first?
16:04 Mr. Malambeng.
16:06 Let's see.
16:08 Who will do the massage?
16:10 I will.
16:12 Do it harder.
16:18 It feels good.
16:22 You heard his sound.
16:24 Ms. Valentine, what can you say?
16:26 It's windy.
16:28 And the sound of his massage.
16:30 I'm curious about his love.
16:34 How does he feel
16:38 when he's massaging?
16:40 He's doing it right away.
16:44 Did you hear that, Ms. Valentine?
16:46 I heard it.
16:48 That's the feeling of being massaged.
16:50 Yes.
16:52 Do you want to do a massage?
16:54 Can I?
16:56 I'm a kind person.
16:58 Who will go next?
17:00 Mr. Maalaga.
17:02 Thank you, friend.
17:04 I'll be the one
17:06 to do the massage.
17:08 Which part?
17:12 Which part?
17:14 Downstairs or upstairs?
17:16 Upstairs.
17:18 Make a moon.
17:20 A moon?
17:22 On your neck?
17:24 More?
17:26 Do you want more?
17:28 Like that?
17:30 Do the thing.
17:32 You're trembling.
17:40 Why are you killing him?
17:44 I'm just putting some
17:46 oil.
17:48 You're getting energized.
17:50 Thank you so much for the support.
17:52 Ms. Valentine,
17:54 please don't choose number 3.
17:56 Fair and fairness.
18:02 If I'm the masseur,
18:04 I'll feel good
18:06 because it's effective.
18:08 And he'll like
18:10 my massage.
18:12 I love it.
18:14 What about the puking?
18:16 Don't you think it's effective?
18:18 I like it more
18:20 when it's expressive.
18:22 Of course,
18:24 we need to hear how you puke
18:26 when you're the masseur.
18:28 Do you want the key?
18:30 Yes, I want to hear Ms. Valentine's puking.
18:32 3, 2, 1, go!
18:34 It's so good.
18:42 What should I do?
18:44 Stop it.
18:46 Let's do it together.
18:52 Fair and fairness.
18:54 One more question.
18:58 I'm not going to agree
19:02 to hear only my voice.
19:04 I want to hold you.
19:06 Boys, get ready
19:10 because the kiss scene
19:12 will happen later.
19:14 We know you're excited about what's going to happen
19:16 but we'll stop you first.
19:18 Is the key correct?
19:20 Hold on, don't leave yet.
19:22 T-Bots, the one is love!
19:24 You can hold my lips.
19:34 Is it okay?
19:36 Don't do it too hard.
19:38 It's so cute.
19:40 It's so cute, did you see it?
19:42 T-Bots, the one is love!
19:46 There are so many people watching on YouTube and Facebook.
19:48 Thank you so much.
19:50 As of 10.15pm, we have 12 million viewers!
19:52 You're so lucky!
19:56 37,000 people are commenting right now.
19:58 I don't know what they're watching.
20:04 Here's our question.
20:06 I want to greet my countrymen
20:08 in Visayas, Mindanao, and Greece.
20:14 Especially in the areas of Mindanao,
20:18 Visayas, Cebuanos, Muslim,
20:20 Asalamalaikum, Maracanatulay,
20:22 and Talahuac, Baracato, and Supran.
20:24 T-Bots will run as the mayor of those areas.
20:28 T-Bots, we're also with
20:32 the beautiful vendor
20:34 who sells beef and pichi-pichi in the Missouri,
20:36 Valentine.
20:40 She was selling tilapia earlier,
20:42 and now she's selling pichi-pichi.
20:44 I'm also with the three hunks
20:48 that she will choose.
20:50 That's right!
20:52 And that's it, my dear viewers,
20:54 Ms. Valentine left a question.
20:56 What is it, Ms. Valentine?
20:58 I told you, I won't let you not be able to kiss
21:02 and kiss.
21:04 I will kiss you one by one.
21:06 I will get closer to the wall,
21:10 and I will stick my hand in the hole.
21:12 I'm nervous about you.
21:16 Mr. Malambe will go first.
21:18 Stand up, I'll go with you.
21:22 I'll stick it.
21:24 Come here, please.
21:30 Where do you want to put your hand?
21:32 A little bit up.
21:34 Maybe here, Jaan.
21:36 Don't go too low.
21:38 What are you holding?
21:40 An arm?
21:42 Is that an arm?
21:44 Wait, do it like this.
21:46 Oh my gosh, I removed my nails.
21:48 What's that?
21:50 She removed her nails?
21:52 She's good at holding it.
21:54 Sorry.
21:56 Wait, that's enough.
21:58 Tell us.
22:00 It's hard.
22:02 Show us.
22:04 Here, let's show
22:06 what she removed.
22:08 Ms. Valentine,
22:10 because of her holding.
22:12 Is he a loving man?
22:14 Yes.
22:16 Can I hold you?
22:18 Your face.
22:20 You should go up.
22:22 In the hole up, not down.
22:26 He has earrings.
22:28 Is it okay for you to have earrings?
22:30 It's okay,
22:32 because we'll accept whoever you are.
22:34 It's okay.
22:36 It's a little hard.
22:38 Because he's a construction worker.
22:42 Okay.
22:44 This is Mr. Mapagmahal.
22:46 Is this too high?
22:48 Jaan,
22:50 put it in.
22:52 Who is this?
22:54 Mapagmahal.
22:56 I'm sure, only one of my nails
22:58 can remove that.
23:00 It's a hair.
23:02 Really?
23:04 It's not a hair, it's a face.
23:06 How is it?
23:10 How do you feel?
23:12 Her face is small.
23:14 Her face is small.
23:16 I can hold you in the chest.
23:18 In the chest.
23:20 You're friends.
23:22 It's a little...
23:24 Don't do that.
23:26 Sorry.
23:28 What?
23:30 She's smaller than the first one.
23:32 She's smaller than the first one.
23:34 We have a twist.
23:36 One of our studio audience can do that.
23:38 Who can do that?
23:40 But she's soft.
23:42 Okay.
23:44 Thank you very much.
23:46 Next is Mr. Maalaga.
23:48 Mr. Maalaga.
23:50 What do you want?
23:52 Jaan or what?
23:54 In the chest area.
23:56 I like to do it in the chest.
23:58 Chestnut.
24:00 There's a skin.
24:02 You know, it's all bones.
24:04 Sorry.
24:06 I'm holding you.
24:08 Sorry.
24:12 It's okay.
24:14 I'm sorry.
24:16 Is it okay in the shoulders?
24:18 I like to sleep on their shoulders.
24:20 Okay.
24:22 Lean on your shoulders.
24:24 Her muscles are big.
24:26 On her shoulders?
24:28 On her arms.
24:30 She used to be a gym teacher.
24:32 Do you go to the gym?
24:34 Yes.
24:36 But her voice is small.
24:38 What about the face?
24:40 We can hold your face.
24:42 It's small.
24:44 Why do they all have earrings?
24:46 How about the lips?
24:48 Is it okay?
24:50 Don't do it too hard.
24:52 It's cute.
24:54 Do you think it's cute?
24:56 Gisable?
24:58 Gisable lips.
25:00 Head.
25:02 It's bald.
25:04 Bald?
25:06 It's bald.
25:08 Why is it bald?
25:10 Smell it.
25:12 Why does it look like...
25:14 It looks like...
25:16 Clap your hands.
25:22 It's a game.
25:24 Ms. Valentine is our three voice.
25:26 The construction workers.
25:28 We have a last question for them.
25:30 They need to finish the questions.
25:32 We're so happy.
25:34 There's one more question.
25:36 This is the last one.
25:38 Yes.
25:40 There's a question.
25:42 Why do you have to be the one to be fired?
25:44 Okay.
25:46 Why do they have to be fired?
25:48 Who will go first?
25:50 Mr. Malambing.
25:52 Why are you the one to be fired?
25:54 Because I'm Mr. Malambing.
25:56 I'll fire you 24/7.
25:58 Yes.
26:00 You heard that?
26:02 365 days.
26:04 So you don't have a job.
26:06 Because we'll be working all day.
26:08 Of course.
26:10 I'm sure that
26:12 I'll love you a lot and make you happy.
26:14 And maybe you'll have a lot of fun.
26:16 Yes.
26:18 That's okay.
26:20 As a construction worker.
26:22 Maybe Mr. Magmahal.
26:24 Why are you the one to be fired?
26:26 I should be the one to be fired.
26:28 Because I'll love you everyday.
26:30 I'll court you everyday.
26:32 And
26:34 we're both divers, right?
26:36 I want to
26:38 make a lot of memories.
26:40 That's the most important thing for me.
26:42 Memories.
26:44 He's more emotional.
26:48 Yes, he's more personal.
26:50 And you're both divers.
26:52 That's why you'll be singing Justin Diver.
26:54 To kill the joke.
26:58 I'm sorry.
27:00 Who's next?
27:04 Mr. Maalaga.
27:06 I'll be the one to be fired.
27:08 Louder!
27:10 I'll make sure everyday you spend with me will be really poetic.
27:12 What?
27:14 Poetic.
27:16 Every minute and every second
27:20 that we'll spend together will be poetic.
27:22 Poetic.
27:24 Every minute and every second that you'll spend together
27:26 will be poetic.
27:28 What's poetic?
27:30 You already know.
27:32 Don't say it.
27:34 What's poetic?
27:36 Of course, I'll tell you later in the dressing room.
27:38 Poetic.
27:42 Every second, every minute.
27:44 That's how it is.
27:46 Of course, you'll fight to get rid of your poop.
27:48 I'll get rid of it.
27:50 Wow!
27:52 You'll get rid of all of it.
27:54 And after the fun questions
27:56 and jokes, it's time
27:58 for Ms. Valentine to choose her heart.
28:00 Go ahead, Ms. Valentine.
28:02 Go ahead.
28:04 This is my heart.
28:06 There's no one else.
28:08 I'm busy.
28:10 Mr.
28:12 Malambeng.
28:16 Mr. Malambeng.
28:18 Mr. Malambeng.
28:20 But of course,
28:22 the one you didn't choose,
28:24 we'll introduce the ones
28:26 that you didn't choose, Ms. Valentine.
28:28 Who should we choose first?
28:30 Let's start with Mr. Mapagmahal.
28:32 Mr. Mapagmahal, come here.
28:36 I'm nervous.
28:38 Here's Mr. Mapagmahal.
28:40 I see, Mr. Sandro Mula.
28:42 I'm nervous.
28:46 You're not the one.
28:48 You're here.
28:50 Message Ms. Valentine.
28:52 He's the one I chose.
28:54 Why did you choose me?
28:56 Because we'll make
28:58 memories together.
29:00 I'll take care of you
29:02 under the sea.
29:04 But it's okay, next time.
29:06 Sorry.
29:08 He was also a guest
29:10 in the Celebrity Vlog.
29:12 He's so handsome.
29:14 Next,
29:16 Mr. Maalaga.
29:18 Where's Mr. Maalaga?
29:20 Wow!
29:26 Next,
29:28 Mr. Timothy Bakary.
29:30 He's a respiratory therapist
29:32 from Quezon City.
29:34 Wow!
29:36 I didn't choose him.
29:38 You have something in common.
29:40 We're talking about that message to each other.
29:42 But it's hard for him to understand.
29:44 It's okay.
29:46 What's your message?
29:48 It's a pity.
29:50 But it's okay.
29:52 I hope you have a great life
29:54 in the future.
29:56 Everything will be lovely for you and your decision.
29:58 Wow!
30:00 It's okay.
30:02 Stay here, my friend.
30:04 Here we go.
30:06 Ms. Valentine,
30:08 you're done.
30:10 Because this is what you chose.
30:12 You'll hold hands here.
30:14 There.
30:16 Holding hands.
30:18 There.
30:20 This is what you chose.
30:22 Ms. Valentine,
30:24 here's Tekla.
30:26 Tekla, I can see your jacket.
30:28 I'm just kidding.
30:30 Here we go.
30:32 Let's introduce Ms. Valentine.
30:34 But before that,
30:36 let me introduce Ms. Valentine.
30:38 Ladies and gentlemen,
30:40 she's none other than our sparkle artist
30:42 who's known as
30:44 the island girl from
30:46 Bantayan Island, Cebu.
30:48 She's none other than
30:50 Ms. Valentina Ventata.
30:52 [Applause]
30:54 Shuvie!
30:56 Shuvie,
30:58 you chose a nice person.
31:00 She's so pretty.
31:02 Here's Mr. Albert
31:04 Bordi Bordejos.
31:06 Here's a possible player.
31:08 He's so handsome.
31:10 [Screams]
31:12 He's so handsome.
31:14 Hello. Let's smile here.
31:16 There.
31:18 Albert,
31:20 you chose a nice person.
31:22 Thank you so much.
31:24 I'm so jealous.
31:26 Here.
31:28 Thank you so much
31:30 for choosing me.
31:32 I will make sure that I won't hurt you.
31:34 [Screams]
31:36 You know what's in his heart.
31:38 He's so sincere.
31:40 Actually, he's the most sincere
31:42 ever since he answered first.
31:44 Yes.
31:46 Because I can't hear
31:48 what others are saying.
31:50 He's the only one who can hear.
31:52 I'm in the library.
31:54 I'm a mid-vendor of passing.
31:56 Wow!
31:58 So, they're serious.
32:00 Wow!
32:02 There's a spark.
32:04 Yes.
32:06 What can you say
32:08 about what he said to you?
32:10 Actually, you're so sincere.
32:12 I hope I get to know you more.
32:14 [Screams]
32:16 You know what's making him nervous?
32:18 He's sweating.
32:20 I don't know.
32:22 He's nervous.
32:24 He's sweating.
32:26 There.
32:28 Shuby, Tecla has a question for you.
32:30 Shuby,
32:32 if you're going on a date,
32:34 where's the cemetery?
32:36 You're so bitter.
32:38 Where do you want to go?
32:40 I'll go to my island.
32:42 Bantayan Island.
32:44 Isn't it beautiful there?
32:46 It's beautiful, but I haven't been there yet.
32:48 We're a bit bitter
32:50 because we don't have a date.
32:52 But, we have two hearts
32:54 that we're going to meet tonight.
32:56 There.
32:58 There are a lot of girls who will be jealous of Shuby.
33:00 That's right.
33:02 I'm not with them.
33:04 But, before they show up,
33:06 we'll be going out
33:08 with Tecla.
33:10 We'll be going out
33:12 because we'll be giving money to our countrymen.
33:14 You should be looking forward
33:16 to meet
33:18 J-Buzz from Israel.
33:20 Thank you, J-Buzz.
33:22 Thank you.
33:24 In English,
33:26 "Akin ka na lang."
33:28 Hello, Kapusa.
33:36 We're here with Tecla
33:38 from Belgium.
33:40 FYI,
33:42 Belgium, according to the survey,
33:44 is also Asian.
33:46 There are a lot of Filipinos and Asians.
33:48 Oh, my!
33:50 We're going to play
33:52 Don't English Me.
33:54 Brother, thank you.
34:00 Of course, the first Filipino
34:02 we're with in Brussels, Belgium.
34:04 What's your name?
34:06 Michael.
34:08 You work here in Belgium?
34:10 Delivery rider.
34:12 Where are you from in the Philippines?
34:14 Bulacan.
34:16 English the Tagalog songs.
34:18 Like?
34:20 "Makkasuyo po ang gabi."
34:22 "Together, together, again."
34:26 "Together, together, again."
34:28 What's your name again?
34:30 Angelo.
34:32 What's "Pastat kasama kita?"
34:34 "Happy together."
34:36 What's "Pag-ibig mas namong ginawa mo?"
34:40 "Love, stop, and listen."
34:46 What's your name?
34:50 Jock.
34:52 What's "Akoy sayo, ikay akin?"
34:54 "Selfish me."
34:56 Selfish you?
34:58 What's "Di na natuto?"
35:02 "Super chakla."
35:04 She said it's English.
35:08 What's in English?
35:10 "Mahirap magbahan ng syota ng iba."
35:12 "Mistress, mistress."
35:16 What's in English?
35:18 "Ang akin ka na lang."
35:20 "Ang dami na ka."
35:22 Yes, that's a good answer.
35:24 What's in English?
35:26 "Di na natuto."
35:28 "Learn nu."
35:30 "Learn na."
35:32 "Learn nu na."
35:34 Thank you so much to our guests.
35:38 Especially to the three boys.
35:40 I'm the one who said that.
35:42 What's nice to promote, baby?
35:46 Hello, Katibas.
35:48 I hope you watch Sangre.
35:50 It's coming soon.
35:52 We're preparing it for you.
35:54 It's on air every day.
35:56 It's on air tomorrow, my friend.
35:58 It's coming soon.
36:00 You're the one who wants to promote, my friend.
36:02 Your birthday show is coming soon.
36:04 Of course, to the clowns.
36:06 Clowns Republic.
36:08 Yes, Clowns Republic.
36:10 Of course, we want to wish you a happy birthday.
36:12 Here it is.
36:14 Bro Rod, Ryan, Camilo.
36:16 Our Kibas Spinner.
36:18 Happy birthday.
36:20 Out of town.
36:22 Meanwhile,
36:24 here's our "Hungud of the Week"
36:26 Don't let go of something
36:28 that you don't want to see
36:30 being held by others.
36:32 That's so painful.
36:34 Until next week,
36:36 let's be together, happy and laughing.
36:38 Here's to your favorite
36:40 Kibas Tawa is Love!
36:42 Kibas Tawa is Love!
36:44 Kibas Tawa is Love!
36:46 Kibas Tawa is Love!
36:48 Kibas Tawa is Love!
36:50 Kibas Tawa is Love!
36:52 Kibas Tawa is Love!
36:54 Kibas Tawa is Love!