Recorded in Minneapolis at The Parkway Theater on Saturday, December 10th, Dan's 4th hour special (following Crazy with | dG1fN2NUUTNxb3VSQWM
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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - Ladies and gentlemen, Dan Cummins.
00:05 (audience cheering)
00:08 - Thank you.
00:13 I am gonna say some things tonight
00:15 that by the end of the show
00:16 are probably gonna offend everybody here.
00:18 (audience laughing)
00:20 I want you to remember that.
00:21 (audience laughing)
00:23 If you find yourself starting to get tense,
00:24 so I want you to just keep two things in mind
00:26 to make the pills easier to swallow.
00:29 The first thing is really at the end of the day,
00:32 who the fuck am I?
00:33 I'm just some random dickhead
00:35 who admittedly doesn't have all the answers.
00:37 (audience laughing)
00:38 Trying to figure things out as I go.
00:40 I'm a curious person.
00:41 I try to evolve so my opinions change over time.
00:44 So there's a good chance that a couple months from now
00:47 or maybe even a couple hours from now,
00:49 I'm not gonna like some of the things I say tonight.
00:51 (audience laughing)
00:54 And the second arguably more important thing
00:56 to keep in mind is, who the fuck are you?
00:59 (audience laughing)
01:02 No matter who you think you might be,
01:03 I assure you, you're also just some random dickhead
01:06 who doesn't have all the answers,
01:07 trying to figure shit out as you go.
01:09 (audience cheering)
01:12 (upbeat music)