Once-curious fella in UTTER REGRET after trying out pregnancy simulator

  • 8 months ago
In this hilariously relatable video, meet Mathew, the brave soul who dared to dive headfirst into the world of simulated pregnancy pains.

Armed with nothing but a TENS machine and a glimmer of curiosity, Mathew embarked on a journey he never saw coming.

As the contraption kicked into gear, so did Mathew's screams. With each passing second, his resolve crumbled faster than a poorly constructed sandcastle, yet he soldiered on, enduring over two minutes of sheer agony.

His rollercoaster of emotions proves once and for all that the pains of pregnancy are no laughing matter... well, almost.


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Transcript
00:00 So here's Matthew doing the pregnancy simulator.
00:04 What the hell?
00:06 So someone's in my stomach?
00:08 What number's that?
00:12 What the fuck?
00:14 That's three.
00:16 What the fuck?
00:18 That's three.
00:20 He's exaggerating.
00:22 It feels like someone's walking in my stomach.
00:24 That's four.
00:28 Why is that more bearable than three?
00:30 Shit!
00:34 That's five.
00:36 Look at him gripping on.
00:38 What do you want to hold my hand?
00:40 Are you doing what you're brave?
00:42 I just started getting hot from it.
00:44 It's making me hot.
00:46 My leg's gone tingly.
00:48 Keep it going.
00:50 Seven.
00:56 (laughing)
00:58 Shit!
01:02 Any more?
01:04 Contractions normally, how long do they last?
01:14 How long would you normally be going through
01:18 something like that for?
01:20 Probably about 30 seconds.
01:22 30 seconds every what?
01:24 (groaning)
01:26 Fuck!
01:28 What the fuck?
01:32 What level is that?
01:34 (laughing)
01:36 What level is that?
01:38 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
01:40 It's going again!
01:42 (laughing)
01:44 Nine.
01:48 Get them off.
01:50 (laughing)
01:52 Stop it!
01:54 (laughing)
01:56 It doesn't take them off when they're on.
02:06 Fucking stop it!
02:08 Fuck!
02:18 What the fuck is that?
02:20 Oh, that is so fucking funny.
02:23 I'm a fuckin'--

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