After the death of their boss, Beatrix, Cain and Harold are left destitute living in an abandoned grocery store. Beatrix | dG1fZHNDNGtpNk1WRTg
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00:00 Did you take over the world?
00:02 No, okay here you did you take over the world? No, well payment denied I
00:08 Understand it's frustrating
00:11 Captain justice we're the bad guys with a lowercase B. We're the little beans
00:17 You mean being exploited for our labor and then not being rewarded for it yes, but at least they care for us
00:26 I'm having a time of my life
00:28 This is a romethean mind control chip
00:35 How did you guys get one of these you have a very specialized team
00:41 That's Alex. He doesn't know it, but his boss was slain while trying to sell him to some psychos. He's our new intern coolio
00:49 I'll grab the bag
00:53 This is our spot. Well excuse me for using my charms to further our design. You don't have charms you have arthritis
00:58 They're called jazz hands. Oh, I'll show you jazz hands
01:01 Understand your concern, but world domination is not gonna fund itself you don't even have any powers actually
01:11 I took two years of necromancy in high school
01:12 So I can kind of talk to the dead you should be able to shoot like fire or lasers or something out of your eyes
01:17 You know I can't do that
01:20 All I've ever wanted is to take over the world when you're born a henchman you don't really get that chance
01:25 Maybe it's time for someone without powers to conquer the earth
01:29 Villain name Beatrix the eviscerate
01:46 Taken Beatrix 89
01:49 Also taken your assigned name is danger person all right eight three six one six
01:56 Yeah, actually that's also taken danger person eight three six one seven
02:00 (bell dings)