When Stevie meets Neil on the day he comes to deliver her brand new kitchen, it's already too late for love at first sig | dG1fSXo5ZFRSaGUzSGc
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00:00 ♪ Shake what your mama gave ya ♪
00:01 ♪ Shake what your mama gave ya ♪
00:03 ♪ Shake what your mama gave ya ♪
00:05 ♪ Left, right, and back, back ♪
00:06 "Stevie Has It All".
00:08 "The Mansion",
00:09 "The Car"
00:10 and "The Superstar Boyfriend".
00:12 The footballer.
00:13 Oh, my God.
00:14 (screaming)
00:16 "Neil Is Just...
00:17 A Kitchen Fitter".
00:19 I just like kitchens.
00:21 No, I love kitchens.
00:23 I love kitchens.
00:24 "They're Worlds Apart,
00:27 but only a moment away from destiny."
00:30 Can I ask you something?
00:36 Because it's a question I can't get out of me head.
00:37 Do you believe in love at first sight?
00:39 A man's a living legend.
00:41 Why would any woman leave a man
00:42 who gets paid 23,000 quid a week?
00:45 Put on your best suit.
00:47 Then just...
00:49 grab her.
00:50 Does that sort of thing actually work?
00:51 Why do men know nothing about women?
00:54 (laughing)
00:57 "From the producer of "East Is East"...
00:59 A, your rival's a rich, famous Italian stud.
01:03 ...comes a comedy...
01:04 And B, you look like a complete twat.
01:06 (laughing)
01:08 ...about going from top to bottom...
01:10 (sighs)
01:11 What in the hell are you wearing?
01:13 (laughing)
01:15 ♪ Nothing made me, nothing made me ♪
01:17 (laughing)
01:18 ...and from riches to rags...
01:20 Nearly a horrible moment, eh?
01:22 ...in the quest to find...
01:23 Why exactly did you come to my house the last time?
01:25 ...to be swept up in a new passion
01:27 that would take away all the pain and confusion.
01:29 Not to get laid, then.
01:30 I never do that on the first date.
01:32 ♪ Walking on sunshine ♪
01:34 The one and only...
01:36 What you doing here?
01:38 (grunts)
01:39 ♪ All right now, enjoy ♪
01:41 What you doing at the Totty front, then?
01:43 ♪ Yeah ♪
01:44 you