Hannah Gadsby's Gender Agenda Trailer
Hannah Gadsby's Gender Agenda Trailer - official trailer HD
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00:00 [cheers and applause]
00:01 - Hello.
00:03 This evening, we've got a whole bunch of fabulous
00:06 and diverse genderqueer performance,
00:08 and I am incredibly excited to bring this to you.
00:11 The last time Netflix brought this many trans people together
00:14 was for a protest, so...
00:16 - Progress.
00:17 - Whoo!
00:20 - My name is Jess Thom. I'm trans. Can you tell?
00:23 - Don't answer that.
00:24 - That was a test. You're passing. Am I?
00:27 [laughter]
00:29 - There's something about being the only woman
00:31 that walks into the space in a men's suit
00:33 that makes those straighties think you're the most interesting person.
00:36 Like, the women are coming up to you like,
00:38 "I had a sexual experience with a woman once."
00:40 [laughter]
00:41 - Calm down, lesbians.
00:43 - I can't walk the dog while I'm drunk. It's too much.
00:46 She starts barking at people, I start yelling at them too,
00:49 like, "Who we mad at?"
00:51 - I struggle with anxiety, but I don't want to say that anymore
00:54 because it sounds so negative.
00:56 From now on, I say my mind sparkles with imaginary danger.
01:01 [laughter]
01:03 - Back when I was in school, kids used to call me a butt pirate.
01:06 And that was kind of cute. I'm not mad at it. I'm really not.
01:09 Although I will admit I do personally prefer
01:12 booty bandit or bum burglar, but...
01:14 [laughter]
01:15 We can't all be great writers. No, can't.
01:17 [laughter]
01:18 - Sex work and performance art are very similar.
01:21 Someone's always naked.
01:23 Someone's always thinking, "When is this going to end?"
01:26 [laughter]
01:27 - We've all been there.
01:29 - The more that I read about the gay agenda online,
01:32 the more alarmed I'm becoming
01:34 at how much more confident straight people are
01:37 and our ability as gay people to do anything.
01:39 - Our community evaporates
01:41 the moment we have to post a group photo.
01:44 [laughter]
01:45 [cheers and applause]
01:47 [music ends]
01:49 [dramatic music]
01:51 [music ends]
01:53 [silence]
01:55 [silence]
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01:59 [silence]
02:01 [BLANK_AUDIO]