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00:00 (silence)
00:02 (buzzer)
00:04 So, it's Ellie.
00:06 Are you serious? This is a death of testosterone.
00:08 You can't invite a girl to a place like this.
00:10 Well, I'm gonna buzz her in.
00:12 She's not gonna talk about Xbox, I'm gonna be sitting here being like
00:14 "Oh, I have to fart, but maybe I can't right now."
00:16 She better have some hot friends. Open the door.
00:18 I don't care. I'm getting wasted.
00:20 Is that ice cream?
00:22 Yeah, it's peanut butter chocolate.
00:24 Give me the ice cream. No, I need it. My girl broke up with me.
00:26 What are you, Bridget Jones? Give me the ice cream.
00:28 Come on, you guys. Ice cream.
00:30 We're going out.
00:32 If you're single, we're staying single with you, man.
00:34 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:36 Hey, you guys want a mint? That's a weird mint, dude.
00:38 It's 'cause it's a boner pill.
00:40 You got four hours to drink like Keith Richards, still get funky.
00:42 Okay, now ladies.
00:44 So, you guys still haven't gotten Mikey any action?
00:46 No. Like, nothing?
00:48 It's just harder than you think. Is this the part where we go home?
00:50 'Cause I'm not really-- You're sitting on my coat.
00:52 Hmm.
00:54 My girl's staring at you in the bar.
00:56 ♪ What do I have to do? ♪
00:58 I was so not gonna do that.
01:00 I was gonna make you wait, like, 40 days.
01:02 I was gonna make you wait, too,
01:04 then to realize I'm a dude.
01:06 (laughing)
01:08 ♪ For reasons ♪
01:10 We're not supposed to see him more than twice in one week.
01:12 You're seeing this chick twice in one day.
01:14 ♪ I want you ♪
01:16 What's the deal with you and Chelsea?
01:18 ♪ Guess we'll see ♪
01:20 What are you doing here, anyway?
01:22 ♪ What my fears ♪
01:24 What the--
01:26 Hey, it doesn't mean what you think it means.
01:28 It doesn't?
01:30 Oh, what does our relationship mean to you, then?
01:32 Wait, you guys are in a relationship?
01:34 ♪ I've been trying to pretend that things haven't changed ♪
01:36 Hey, come here, man.
01:38 Do not hug me with no pants on.
01:40 You're right. Respect.
01:42 ♪ Being there for someone when they need you ♪
01:44 ♪ That's all relationships are ♪
01:46 ♪ We are ♪
01:48 ♪ Just being nice ♪
01:50 I love the way she laughs.
01:52 I love the way we fit together in bed.
01:54 Because we're the same height, our crotches line up perfectly.
01:56 That's really good. I love that.
01:58 I love that, Ian. Yeah, man. So run and tell her that.
02:00 All right, I'm doing it. I'm doing it!
02:02 Man, you're doing it!
02:04 Dude.
02:06 Which one of you idiots used a self-tanner?
02:08 How do you--why?
02:10 Because I thought it was lotion. What?
02:12 And now my junk is on.
02:14 Oh, no. That looks like a traffic cone.
02:16 It looks like a sad giraffe.
02:18 (laughing)
02:20 (upbeat music)
02:22 [BLANK_AUDIO]