GHOSTS UK Season 3 Episode 3 - video Dailymotion
GHOSTS UK Season 3 Episode 3 - video Dailymotion
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00:00 (growling)
00:02 - Arthur?
00:10 (growling)
00:14 Arthur?
00:20 (whimpering)
00:22 (screaming)
00:32 - How can there be creatures in the air?
00:47 - Strange men with the heads of flies.
00:50 (laughing)
00:51 - We all knew they were coming today.
00:53 - They scared me.
00:55 - Everything scare you, am I right?
00:57 - Yeah, it's true.
00:58 You'd be scared of a teddy bear if it spoke.
01:00 Actually, it is quite scary, but you know what I mean?
01:02 You're a scaredy cat.
01:04 - What be they?
01:05 - Oh, they're just woodworm men.
01:07 - Woodworm men?
01:09 (door slams)
01:13 (chattering)
01:15 - What are you all doing out here?
01:16 - You don't have to stay out, only me and Mike.
01:18 - Did the woodworm men banish you?
01:20 - Well, no, yeah, they're fumigating.
01:22 - Fumigating?
01:23 - Yeah, it means we can't go back in
01:25 'cause if we inhale their mist,
01:26 then we'll, I don't know, like die or something.
01:29 Look, you guys can go back in.
01:32 I've turned all the pages in your books
01:33 and the chess board is on the table.
01:35 - I shall miss you.
01:36 - Okay, and-- - Terribly.
01:38 - Thank you.
01:39 The TV's on the movie channel
01:40 and Kitty Grease is on at four.
01:42 So I think you'll love it.
01:42 - How lovely.
01:44 What time is it now?
01:45 - Oh, nine.
01:46 - Oh, gosh, I'd better hurry.
01:47 - It would be nice to have some peace and quiet for once
01:49 without Michael's popular music blasting on the speakers.
01:52 - Hang on, is that a tent?
01:54 - Yeah.
01:55 - You going camping?
01:57 - Yeah, we're camping here.
01:59 - Oh, goodness gracious.
02:00 - You sleeping outside?
02:02 Bad choice.
02:03 - Yeah, it will save us money.
02:04 Plus, it's fun.
02:05 - It's fun until a wolf eats your eye.
02:08 Or cousin.
02:10 - Yeah.
02:11 - Yeah, I always used to enjoy a night
02:12 under the canvas on maneuvers and so on, you know?
02:15 - Racing, fresh air, camaraderie, horseplay in the lake.
02:18 - Yeah, yeah.
02:18 - Okay.
02:22 Sure about this?
02:24 - Are you sure about this?
02:25 - I'm just saying we could still get a hotel,
02:27 if you prefer.
02:28 - Yes, hotel, luxury, walls, windows, roof.
02:33 - This will be fun.
02:35 - Mike's not very outdoorsy.
02:36 - Huh, what's that?
02:37 I am outdoorsy, actually.
02:38 Proper outdoorsy, just so you know.
02:39 - Does he always talk to us as if we're up in the air?
02:42 - You left Glastonbury to find a toilet?
02:44 - This again.
02:45 What about that wedding?
02:46 That was camping.
02:47 - That was glamping.
02:48 The yurts were already put up.
02:50 We had a four-poster bed and a mini bar.
02:51 - Yeah, outside.
02:53 It was camping.
02:54 - He wouldn't last long in national service, would he?
02:55 - No.
02:56 I'd probably have to phone his mum
02:57 and get her to pick him up in the middle of the night.
02:59 (laughing)
03:00 - Yeah.
03:01 - You're having a laugh, are you?
03:02 With your mates, your little dead mates?
03:03 Yeah, well, fine.
03:05 Who's gonna have the last laugh?
03:06 My kids.
03:07 - They get into the corner, do it right,
03:13 and they won't be back for 10 years.
03:15 - Would where man, would where man be gone
03:19 with your bowel incest?
03:21 - No, I'm not sure.
03:26 Hmm.
03:32 Huh.
03:34 (sighing)
03:37 (sighing)
03:43 (snoring)
03:45 - Oh, you.
03:52 Oh, cryptic.
03:57 Eight letter occupied anatomy.
04:03 Occupied anatomy.
04:05 - What are you up to?
04:08 - Good. - Nothing.
04:11 - Well, good.
04:12 Make sure you keep the noise down, I'm reading.
04:17 - Busybody.
04:18 - Oh, here we go.
04:20 Yes, I wondered how long it would take for you
04:22 to resort to name calling.
04:23 - Eight letter occupied anatomy, busybody, busybody.
04:28 - Well, quiet.
04:30 Just make sure you keep it down.
04:35 - But here, busybody.
04:37 (laughing)
04:39 - Good.
04:40 - Very good.
04:41 Now, as ranking officer,
04:43 I suggest a full inventory before you start.
04:45 Patrick, at the double, quick smart.
04:47 - All right.
04:48 Sleeping bag, sleeping mat, mallet, tent pegs.
04:51 - I know, and what's that there?
04:53 - Oh, that's a puller.
04:53 Yes, that's for the tent pegs.
04:55 - Yes, yes, I knew that, just checking.
04:57 - Right.
04:58 - Camping in your own backyard.
05:02 I would have taken you to Paris,
05:04 drink the finest wines and marvel at the view
05:08 from the steps of Montmartre.
05:09 - All right.
05:10 - Where's the ground sheet?
05:11 - You're missing a ground sheet.
05:13 - Oh, it's built in.
05:14 - Wow, fascinating modern age we live in.
05:17 - What's that for?
05:17 - What's that?
05:18 - This is my tent.
05:21 That's your tent.
05:22 We'll see who's outdoorsy.
05:23 - Seriously?
05:24 - Seriously.
05:25 - It's like 80 years old.
05:27 - Nothing but a number.
05:28 - Fine vintage.
05:29 I'm pitching my tent over there.
05:32 - Okay, good luck.
05:33 - Good luck to you.
05:34 - I don't need it.
05:35 - You do.
05:36 - Don't you worry, Alison.
05:37 You're going to win this competition hands down
05:39 with my expertise.
05:41 - And my.
05:41 - And your ability to follow orders, then.
05:45 - Oh no, what am I going to do now?
05:47 - Ah, yes, well, I'm afraid without a strong main mast.
05:51 - Ridge pole.
05:53 - And you're just left with the floppy, flappy thing.
05:55 - Fly sheet.
05:56 Have you really put up a tent
05:57 or have you just ordered other people about?
06:00 Because I-
06:00 - Rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber.
06:02 That's beside the point.
06:03 Without a strong and sturdy ridge pole,
06:05 you'll never be able to get it up.
06:07 You'll have to admit defeat and join forces with Michael.
06:09 - Nonsense.
06:10 There's more than one way to make a shelter
06:12 and we've got plenty of useful kit.
06:14 Come on.
06:15 - Where are we going?
06:16 - The woods.
06:17 - Ooh.
06:18 - There's now sturdier than trees.
06:20 Come on.
06:21 - Okay.
06:22 - Pa.
06:22 - Yes, well, I suppose he does have some expertise
06:26 in camping.
06:27 Good.
06:28 Sorry, I would help, but I physically can't.
06:31 - Yeah, I know, Thomas, thank you.
06:36 - Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out,
06:39 get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out,
06:42 get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out,
06:46 get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out,
06:49 get out, get out, get out.
06:52 - Whoa, you're the truest, man.
06:55 - Stay with us on the Family Movie Channel
06:57 because coming up at four,
06:58 we have the classic musical "Grease".
07:00 (gentle music)
07:03 - And what are you up to, Kitty?
07:05 - I'm going to watch "Grease".
07:06 Do you want to watch it with me?
07:07 - Of course not.
07:08 - Alison says I'll like it.
07:10 It's starting in a few hours.
07:12 - Not going to be running around the house singing
07:14 or anything, are you?
07:15 - No, just watching.
07:17 - All right.
07:18 Well, don't turn it up.
07:20 - I can't.
07:20 - Well, make sure you don't.
07:22 - I can't.
07:22 - Well, good.
07:23 Good.
07:26 Good.
07:31 - Right, you want the peg at an angle
07:35 away from the center.
07:36 Lovely.
07:38 That's it, right.
07:39 - First off.
07:40 - Moving on.
07:41 - Oh, that's a bit light around there.
07:42 - Okay.
07:43 - Very good.
07:44 - That's it.
07:45 - That's marvellous.
07:47 - Get it under the, that's it.
07:49 Now, extra point for who can tell me
07:50 what this knot is called.
07:52 - Well, that's a reef knot.
07:53 - No, it's a clove hitch.
07:55 - Damn it and blast it to hell.
07:57 - Okay.
07:58 That's it.
07:59 Pull it nice and firmly, Alison.
08:01 - Yes.
08:02 Yes, there she goes.
08:05 - Oh, wow.
08:06 - Lovely.
08:07 Tie it off.
08:07 - Yeah.
08:08 - Make sure she's tied nice and firmly.
08:10 - Very good.
08:11 Dead smart, that, didn't it?
08:13 - Yeah.
08:13 - I wonder how Mike's getting on.
08:15 - I'm on it.
08:16 - Hopeless.
08:24 - What are you doing down there?
08:28 You can't see your mate.
08:30 - Sorry, yes, the old training kicking in.
08:35 - How's he getting on?
08:36 - No, it's hopeless.
08:37 - Modern men, eh?
08:38 - Well, quite.
08:39 Alison's got this competition sewn up.
08:41 - Lovely.
08:43 Now, remember, we need nice dry ones.
08:46 - Like this one?
08:48 - Yes, excellent.
08:50 - Well, there's some good ones here.
08:51 And over here, please.
08:52 - Can anyone tell me why we use the small sticks first?
08:56 - Ah, yes, please.
08:57 Well, they catch quicker.
08:58 The greater surface area allowing the oxygen
09:00 to feed the flames.
09:01 - Yes, Captain.
09:02 Very good answer.
09:03 - Gold star.
09:04 - Ah, well, there we are.
09:05 - Yeah, that's excellent.
09:06 - That's it.
09:07 - That is first class.
09:08 Oh, yes.
09:09 Here we go.
09:10 Feed it.
09:11 - Feed it.
09:12 - Feed it.
09:12 - Firm blows, Alison, firm blows.
09:13 - And now on Family Movies,
09:16 it's over to Rydell High
09:17 with the Pink Ladies and the T-Birds
09:20 in the classic musical, "Grease."
09:22 - At last!
09:23 - This is the best bit, you know?
09:28 Everything's up.
09:29 Fire's going.
09:30 Got your brew.
09:31 I've got your biscuit.
09:33 (laughs)
09:34 You gonna dip it?
09:34 - Yeah, okay.
09:37 - Dip it again.
09:39 Lovely.
09:56 - Yeah.
09:57 - Lovely that.
09:58 - Yeah, this is nice, actually.
10:02 You always make the best of a situation.
10:05 One of the many things I love about you.
10:07 But the truth is, a woman of your culture,
10:11 your sophistication, deserves to see the world.
10:14 - You've traveled a lot, then?
10:16 - Oh, have I?
10:18 I have.
10:21 My grand tour, you might call it.
10:24 Chasing the muse across Europe in search of inspiration.
10:28 Paris, Venice, Vienna.
10:30 Different sights, sounds, and smells
10:32 to inspire the bubbling cauldron of language
10:36 to paint the landscape with words.
10:38 - What was Vienna like?
10:40 - Really...
10:42 Nice.
10:45 - Nice?
10:46 - Very...
10:49 Nice.
10:52 - You got a fire?
10:53 - Yeah.
10:54 How are you getting on?
10:55 - Good, actually.
10:56 I'm gonna do my fire next.
10:58 - Oh.
10:59 - Just trying to make sure you're all right.
11:01 - She's fine.
11:02 - Yeah, great.
11:03 - Cool.
11:05 - Thank you.
11:06 - All right.
11:06 - You okay? - Yep.
11:07 - Good. - See ya.
11:08 - Watch out for the...
11:09 (man grunts)
11:10 Yeah.
11:11 - All right.
11:12 - He didn't.
11:14 Can you stop?
11:15 I can't enjoy them if you're looking at me like that.
11:18 - Yous are not welcomes here.
11:20 Or I'll be gone, you servants of fierce man.
11:24 Oh, Mary, oh, you simply must watch Greece with me.
11:27 All the boys have wet hair and they sing about their cast.
11:30 Mary!
11:30 - What?
11:37 - Let's see if we can find something a bit more adult,
11:40 shall we?
11:41 (man grunts)
11:46 - Hmm.
11:47 (man grunts)
11:49 - Ugh.
11:50 (man grunts)
11:53 (man laughs)
11:55 (man grunts)
11:58 (man grunts)
12:00 (man grunts)
12:02 (man grunts)
12:05 - And now we return.
12:07 - Never any fun around here.
12:08 - To a nightmare on Elm Street.
12:11 - Don't worry, I'll tell you the whole story later.
12:14 - It was the worst dream I've ever had.
12:17 - Danny's changed his hair.
12:24 - How's the competition doing?
12:26 - Well, he's trying to light the firewood
12:28 without tinder or kindling.
12:30 - Oh, very good, Captain.
12:31 - Well, yeah.
12:32 - Well, I hope he likes the cold,
12:34 because he's going to be cold.
12:35 - Oh, dear.
12:37 Oh, I could blow that over.
12:39 I've got asthma and I'm dead.
12:42 - Yes.
12:45 - Just about had enough of all this.
12:47 Oh, I can't bear it.
12:49 Oh, for goodness sake.
12:51 Fallen off your body again, have you?
12:53 I suppose you want me to put you back.
12:55 I've got better things to do, you know,
12:56 than traipse around the...
12:57 (snoring)
13:00 Oh, good.
13:03 - Thank God for that.
13:13 (humming)
13:15 - Willy shaped dude, very sharp.
13:18 He goes, "Doo, got to take a light out."
13:22 - Shoo, shoo, evil creatures, be gone.
13:25 Get out, get out.
13:28 Shoo!
13:29 Oh, they're sheds, they're skin like serpents.
13:34 (laughing)
13:40 That showed you, you're a sceptic bat.
13:42 Off you go, stupid scaring us.
13:45 What if they return?
13:52 (sad music)
13:54 (screaming)
13:58 (singing)
14:02 ♪ This house be sturdy from the woodward men ♪
14:11 ♪ Let no demons cross these walls ♪
14:14 ♪ Let no serpents of Satan ♪
14:17 ♪ And pray for the people that live in ♪
14:22 (screaming)
14:24 (screaming)
14:41 - Right.
14:46 - Come.
14:47 (groaning)
14:50 - Hmm.
14:54 (screaming)
15:00 - Wonder what got her goat.
15:05 Probably just scared of the dark or something.
15:09 Suppose we ought to investigate, yeah?
15:15 I know it was too much to ask that you quietly, Kitty?
15:19 Where is she?
15:21 How peculiar.
15:24 Kitty?
15:25 - Hello?
15:33 Anybody there?
15:42 (sad music)
15:44 - Although, I mean, there's no need to go all the way up there.
15:49 I was gonna say, maybe she'll still be here.
15:51 - I'm sorry.
15:52 - Spaghetti Napolitana?
15:55 - From a tin.
15:56 - What a fascinating modern age we live in.
15:58 - Italian food didn't always agree with me.
16:01 - Oh, did you say you went to Venice?
16:03 - Indeed.
16:04 - What was it like?
16:05 I've always wanted to go.
16:06 - Oh, very nice.
16:07 - Nice?
16:12 Again?
16:14 Nothing more specific?
16:15 - Well, you have to remember it was 200 years ago.
16:18 I can't remember every single detail.
16:21 - Sounds like you can't remember any detail.
16:23 - Fine, I'll tell you the truth.
16:26 - You didn't go?
16:27 - No, I did, I did go.
16:29 I saw the most celebrated sights of Europe.
16:31 I just wasn't inspired.
16:33 No matter how beautiful the landscape, nothing came.
16:40 I returned home with an empty notebook.
16:43 - You must have got something from it.
16:46 - Carol always wanted to go to France.
16:55 I said, you don't need to go abroad to have a nice holiday.
16:57 We haven't seen half of this beautiful country yet.
17:00 But she had her heart set on it,
17:01 so I decided to book it for our anniversary.
17:04 - That's lovely.
17:06 - Yeah, but we didn't go in the end.
17:08 - Oh no, why?
17:08 - Because I was dead, Alison, I was dead.
17:12 - Right.
17:13 - Here you all are, thank goodness.
17:16 The lights went out in the house.
17:18 - Oh, that's strange.
17:19 - Yes, and the TV turned off.
17:21 - Oh, sorry, Kitty.
17:22 - That's okay, I wasn't much enjoying it anyway.
17:25 - Oh, I thought you'd really like it, high school romance.
17:27 - Yes, but I didn't like the man chasing the girl.
17:30 - Well, he's the man of her dreams.
17:32 - Yes, and he won't stop until he gets her.
17:36 - That's what being in love is like.
17:38 - We should wait till the end,
17:40 'cause then she starts chasing him.
17:42 - Does she?
17:43 I hope she gets him, then we can all sleep again.
17:46 - Hey, everybody, how is it?
17:48 - Oh, look, hi guys.
17:51 There she is, Robin, she's right there.
17:53 - You look great.
17:53 - So, she's okay.
17:54 Ah, we heard you screaming, Kitty.
17:56 Just wanted to make sure you were okay.
17:57 - Yeah.
17:58 - I'm fine, thank you.
17:59 - Yeah.
18:00 - So you can go back in now, if you like.
18:03 - Hey, it's okay.
18:04 - No, we didn't, though, you wouldn't.
18:06 - That's as good as a haircut, cozy-wozy.
18:08 - Sorry, I thought you said camping was a stupid idea, Robin.
18:12 - Don't think so.
18:14 Must be another game, but...
18:15 Oh.
18:17 (siren wailing)
18:19 - It's creepy in the woods at night, isn't it?
18:22 - No, I really love it.
18:24 - Is it?
18:25 - Hey, since we're all around the campfire,
18:27 we should tell ghost stories.
18:29 - Good idea.
18:29 - I would embrace that.
18:31 - Yeah.
18:31 - What's the matter, Alison?
18:35 - Oh, come on, you go, you're ghosts.
18:37 - What, so we can't tell ghost stories?
18:40 - Well, no, I'm not...
18:41 Not saying...
18:43 No, yeah, please, yeah, go on, Pat.
18:45 - Right.
18:47 Well, this one's actually a true story, actually.
18:50 It's about my friend, Susan.
18:53 Susan and I used to walk home together from school.
18:56 She didn't have a dad, and her mum used to work late sometimes
18:59 so she used to have to let herself in.
19:01 She had this little game she played with her doggie,
19:03 you know, to let him know that it was her
19:05 when she got home.
19:06 She'd stick her hand in the letterbox
19:09 and he'd give it a lick, you know.
19:10 (dog barking)
19:13 Well,
19:15 one day...
19:18 - Here you go, mate.
19:29 - Thanks, man.
19:30 Cheers, man. - Okay.
19:32 (dog barking)
19:35 - She slowly crept up the stairs.
19:39 All the while, she could hear it.
19:42 - Scratch.
19:43 Scratch.
19:46 Scratch.
19:49 - She felt cold suddenly.
19:52 She reached out her hand and the door creaked open.
19:56 - And there it was.
19:58 - I figure, standing.
20:02 Passing the wall.
20:03 Slowly, very slowly, it began to turn towards her
20:08 until she could finally see its face.
20:10 It wasn't me!
20:13 (all shouting)
20:15 - Mary, you gave us a fright.
20:20 - Oh.
20:21 Well, the woodworm men have gone, I've blessed the house.
20:24 - Oh, thank you.
20:25 Thanks, Mary, that's great.
20:26 - Oh.
20:27 Have you gone?
20:30 - Oh, yeah.
20:31 - Robin!
20:35 Robin!
20:36 - Julian!
20:37 - Robin, where are you?
20:39 - Robin!
20:42 - Julian!
20:43 Julian!
20:46 - Where are you, Robin?
20:48 Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
20:50 - Night then, guys.
20:54 - Good night.
20:55 - Good night. - Good night.
20:58 (sighing)
21:00 - I'm not comfortable, Patrick.
21:04 Are you comfortable?
21:05 I don't mind swapping.
21:06 - No, I'm all settled in now, mate.
21:08 - Can we talk some more, please?
21:13 I don't want to go to sleep.
21:15 - Kitty, please, we can't stay up all night.
21:17 - But if I dream, then--
21:19 - Just try to imagine the man from the film
21:21 wrapping you up in his arms.
21:23 - Daly used to have nightmares.
21:26 Used to try and get in bed with me and Carol.
21:28 Walked in on us once when we were--
21:30 - Guys, can we just, can we go to sleep, please?
21:33 Just no more talking.
21:35 - All right.
21:36 - What happened to Susan, Patrick?
21:50 - She was never seen again.
21:51 She moved to Leeds.
21:54 - Oh.
21:55 - Oh.
21:56 - There's a chap from Leeds in our unit.
22:00 Was it Halifax?
22:01 - I hope it's Susan.
22:02 - Oh, Patrick will tell you the story.
22:04 - Oh, yes, well.
22:05 (clearing throat)
22:07 This one's actually a true story, actually.
22:09 - Right.
22:10 - Happened to a friend of mine, Susan.
22:12 We used to walk out of school together.
22:15 She didn't have a dad,
22:15 and her mum used to work late sometimes,
22:17 so she had a little game she played with her doggies.
22:20 (snoring)
22:22 - Oh, what are you doing?
22:28 - Just getting in.
22:30 - Oh.
22:31 (grunting)
22:33 - Move up.
22:36 Thanks.
22:37 Well done.
22:42 - All right.
22:43 - You win.
22:44 - No, yours was way better.
22:46 - Mm-mm.
22:47 Disqualified, I'd help.
22:50 - Mr. Outdoorsy.
22:51 - It's all my fault.
22:55 I pretended we were fine,
22:58 and now I'm scared of everything.
22:59 I don't wanna die out here.
23:03 I mean, I already have, but, you know.
23:06 - Wait.
23:06 - When I was alive, it was much to be scared of,
23:09 but I know what make feel safe.
23:12 Come on!
23:13 (birds chirping)
23:18 (soft piano music)
23:20 - Good girl, girl, girl.
23:28 Oh, Kitty.
23:35 Been awake all night.
23:37 - I was scared the man from Greece
23:38 would get me in my dreams.
23:40 - Danny Zuko?
23:41 - No, the other man.
23:42 - Kinnicky?
23:43 - Freddy.
23:43 - Freddy?
23:44 - Freddy Krueger.
23:46 - Oh, no.
23:47 I think I know what happened.
23:50 (Kitty gasps)
23:52 (birds chirping)
23:54 Lovely, isn't it?
24:04 - It is.
24:04 I was just thinking it ought to be dull and commonplace.
24:10 Same sunrise over the same house
24:13 in the same tiny piece of England.
24:16 Every day for 200 years.
24:18 But it is beautiful.
24:21 - Mm.
24:22 - I traveled miles and was unchanged
24:26 when I could have been here and transported.
24:29 It's no fault of the sun if the icy is not its beauty.
24:35 - That was really poetic, Thomas.
24:40 - The sun.
24:45 The sun.
24:46 You rise when night is done
24:50 like a big yellow bun.
24:53 - Yeah.
24:56 - Come, sweet son.
25:00 Let us have fun.
25:01 Must weigh a ton.
25:04 (gentle music)
25:06 - I could work today.
25:07 - Um, Alison, just a moment.
25:09 You have been exemplary.
25:13 - Oh.
25:14 - And so I'd like to present you, if I could,
25:17 with your camping,
25:19 forester,
25:22 and fire safety badges.
25:25 Congratulations.
25:26 (all applauding)
25:27 - Thank you, Pat.
25:28 - Oh, and Captain.
25:30 - What, me?
25:30 - Yes, you have shown a wonderful attitude,
25:33 enthusiasm, and a keen interest.
25:36 And so I present to you the Teamwork Award.
25:40 Congratulations.
25:41 (all applauding)
25:42 It's a very high honor.
25:44 - Come on.
25:45 (gentle music)
25:48 - Oh, that's where you got to last night.
25:50 What were you doing in there?
25:51 - They were scared out of their minds.
25:53 - No, we just wanted to do some camping,
25:57 you know, Robin style.
25:58 In the cave there, you see.
26:01 - Blast away.
26:02 (cat screeching)
26:03 (man screaming)
26:03 (glass shattering)
26:04 - Scared your cats.
26:05 (men laughing)
26:07 - Morning, lady B.
26:07 - All right, you okay?
26:09 - Julian, did you change the channel on the TV
26:11 'cause Kitty saw something adult?
26:13 - Did she?
26:14 - I've got to watch the code.
26:14 - Good morning, everyone.
26:16 Back from your little adventure, are we?
26:18 And what's on the agenda today?
26:19 Food club, is it?
26:21 Or what I'd wear if I could today?
26:23 - Oh, can we not forego?
26:24 - Yeah, we're all a bit tired, Fanny.
26:26 - Bed?
26:28 At this time?
26:29 Yeah, never have I known such a feckless bunch
26:33 of good for nothings.
26:34 - It's better.
26:37 - Oh, Alison, don't forget the Boilerman's coming at two.
26:40 - The Boilerman?
26:43 (laughing)