The Sword Immortal Is Here Episode 22~24 English sub
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03:48 even your own lives.
03:50 That is,
03:52 if you encounter an unresistible threat in the wild,
03:56 you can tear the stone tags.
03:58 In this way, a formation will appear
04:01 which can ensure that your lives are safe.
04:04 But those who tear the stone tags
04:06 will also be disqualified from the preliminary.
04:09 In addition,
04:11 if someone forcibly tears other people's stones,
04:14 they will be disqualified from the game.
04:17 Finally,
04:18 everyone must return to the starting point
04:21 within one hour before the sun sets.
04:24 Now,
04:26 all students,
04:28 set out!
04:30 These guys are in a hurry to be reborn.
04:37 What does it matter?
04:39 We are not as naive as they are.
04:42 We rely on a shot of hot blood.
04:44 Our survival rule is to be smart.
04:47 That's right.
04:49 I'm so sleepy.
05:03 It's so serious.
05:05 I haven't seen any monsters.
05:13 Lin,
05:14 can we talk?
05:16 It's so new these days.
05:20 The people of your Imperial College are coming again and again.
05:23 What?
05:24 You want to force people to be your junior?
05:26 Tao Wancheng and I are not in the same group.
05:28 And we have always been enemies.
05:31 So what?
05:33 The so-called poisonous wood does not become a spirit.
05:36 Why don't you consider traveling with us?
05:39 I dare not promise anything else.
05:41 The quota for the Jiaoyang War
05:43 is absolutely no problem.
05:45 How can I be in the team?
05:48 If the secret of the mobile phone is exposed,
05:50 it will be troublesome.
05:51 Then you may have found the wrong person.
05:54 I'm not interested in the quota for the Jiaoyang War.
05:57 I'm only interested in money.
05:59 Give me one million gold coins.
06:01 I'll make you the boss right away.
06:02 You want me to go east,
06:03 I will never go west.
06:05 How is it? Are you interested?
06:07 Lin,
06:08 we are different, but we are not in the same league.
06:11 This guy is really a lion's mouth.
06:14 I only have a few thousand gold coins.
06:17 Don't go, Li.
06:19 We can talk about it again.
06:20 How about 950,000?
06:22 Lin Weicun,
06:28 come with me.
06:30 I was scared to death.
06:32 No,
06:34 last night he looked at me very gently.
06:36 Today he is very domineering.
06:37 The tone is also very cold.
06:39 Is he angry with my refusal?
06:42 He wants to find a place to hit me.
06:44 Look, look.
06:50 I didn't lie to you, did I?
06:52 Oh my god.
06:53 This is real.
06:55 Who can give me a brick?
06:57 I want...
06:58 What are you doing?
06:59 Don't look at me.
07:02 I'm very weak.
07:04 Oh my god, they are real.
07:06 Lin Weicun is so handsome.
07:08 He is handsome,
07:10 but he is a scumbag.
07:11 He is not worth loving.
07:12 He is a scumbag?
07:14 I think you are jealous of his handsome.
07:16 He hit his ex-girlfriend on the year-end party.
07:20 When he was rich and powerful,
07:22 he was also a famous scumbag.
07:24 He can't be worse.
07:25 Scumbags will never refuse the invitation of a goddess.
07:30 Chengcheng,
07:33 our fairy sister.
07:35 I'm sorry.
07:36 I'm sorry.
07:48 I refuse.
07:49 Why?
07:53 Well...
07:54 Some people are born to be strong.
07:57 For example,
07:58 I don't like soft food.
08:01 Of course,
08:02 another important reason is that
08:03 my teeth are good.
08:05 Soft food is boring.
08:07 Am I going to play with him?
08:14 Brother Weicun wants to eat hard soft food.
08:23 What?
08:24 A little man's self-esteem.
08:26 What did I hear?
08:28 It must be an illusion.
08:30 Impossible.
08:31 Absolutely impossible.
08:34 My father is guilty of humiliation.
08:37 My sister's whereabouts are unknown.
08:39 Before I clear my father's name and find my sister,
08:41 I swear to God
08:43 I will never touch any relationship between men and women.
08:45 If this woman is not crazy,
08:47 she will definitely not fall in love with a man who has just met for a few days.
08:50 Maybe she wants to observe the secret of his fast improvement in strength.
08:53 It's better to avoid it.
08:55 You are my favorite boy.
08:58 Since Brother Weicun must prove himself by his own strength,
09:01 then I will take advantage of you.
09:03 But if you are in any danger,
09:05 you can come to me.
09:07 You are a good woman.
09:12 You took advantage of me.
09:14 Is she really so admiring of my beauty?
09:18 Fragrant.
09:25 Lin Beichen,
09:27 I will make you not get a star badge.
09:30 Just wait.
09:32 Let's go.
09:34 Young master,
09:36 come on.
09:38 No matter how hard it is,
09:40 you must stick to it.
09:42 I really want to sing a song in such a place.
09:58 Forget it. I have no inspiration.
10:00 Let's see if the map can be used.
10:02 Wow,
10:04 this toy is good.
10:06 Poor education office uncles,
10:09 you have tried so hard to hide the star badge.
10:12 I will not attack you.
10:14 That toy is unlikely to float on the water.
10:23 It seems to be at the bottom of the lake.
10:26 The route I have planned for you
10:28 takes 30 minutes.
10:30 In order to avoid danger,
10:32 please follow the navigation.
10:34 Please note that
10:36 there is a giant lizard nest 500 meters ahead.
10:39 There are 10 adult giant lizards
10:41 and 15 young giant lizards.
10:44 The degree of danger is three levels.
10:46 It is recommended to go around.
10:48 I am re-planning the route for you.
10:50 What?
10:51 There is such a function?
10:52 I didn't expect the modified version of the thousand-degree navigation
10:54 to be so perfect.
10:56 This is so cool.
10:58 That toy is unlikely to float on the water.
11:04 It seems to be at the bottom of the lake.
11:06 The route I have planned for you
11:09 takes 30 minutes.
11:11 In order to avoid danger,
11:13 please follow the navigation.
11:15 Please note that
11:17 there is a giant lizard nest 500 meters ahead.
11:20 There are 10 adult giant lizards
11:22 and 15 young giant lizards.
11:25 The degree of danger is three levels.
11:27 It is recommended to go around.
11:29 I am re-planning the route for you.
11:31 What?
11:32 There is such a function?
11:33 I didn't expect the modified version of the thousand-degree navigation
11:35 to be so perfect.
11:37 This is so cool.
11:39 Please note that
11:40 there are 10 giant iron crocodiles
11:42 and 36 million adult iron crocodiles
11:44 600 meters ahead.
11:46 The degree of danger is two to nine levels.
11:49 It is highly recommended to go around.
11:50 I am re-planning the route for you.
11:53 50 meters ahead.
11:54 There is a red-tailed poisonous snake.
11:56 The degree of danger is three levels.
11:58 It is highly recommended to go around.
11:59 I am re-planning the route for you.
12:01 10 meters ahead.
12:03 The ripe ice and fog poison the fruit.
12:05 The poison is fatal.
12:06 The degree of danger is two levels.
12:07 It is highly recommended to go around.
12:09 It's so perfect.
12:10 With such a wild weapon,
12:12 the green wilderness is my garden.
12:14 100 meters ahead.
12:15 There are four adult ice-flying machines.
12:17 The degree of danger is one level.
12:19 It is highly recommended to go around.
12:20 Ice-flying machines?
12:22 It sounds big.
12:23 Whether it is braised or steamed,
12:26 it should be delicious.
12:27 The degree of danger is low.
12:28 I won't go around.
12:30 What's going on?
12:39 Who is the guy who is attacking?
12:40 He is attacking me.
12:41 Is this a level one beast?
12:51 It's a war dance.
12:53 Brother Shu,
13:02 you have avenged my knee.
13:04 [The Beast of the West]
13:06 It seems that
13:15 the beast below level three
13:16 is not a threat to me.
13:18 It's hard to say about the beast above level three.
13:20 I should be careful.
13:22 [The Beast of the West]
13:24 There is no warning sign.
13:40 It seems that it is safe here.
13:42 The red dot is still in its original position.
13:44 The Star-Dust Medallion is hidden at the bottom of the lake.
13:48 [The Beast of the West]
13:51 [The Beast of the West]
13:54 [The Beast of the West]
13:56 [The Beast of the West]
14:05 [The Beast of the West]
14:13 [The Beast of the West]
14:15 Is this the Star-Dust Medallion?
14:28 It looks a little strange.
14:30 It should be put in the net.
14:33 Okay.
14:36 Let's continue to collect the medallions in this mode.
14:39 [The Beast of the West]
14:41 It's time to go back.
14:50 It's so cool to hang out.
14:52 It's so cool to hang out.
14:54 But the power consumption is really terrible.
14:58 I consumed 30% of the power today.
15:00 It will be 90% in three days.
15:02 According to the ten gold coins,
15:05 the fifty gold coins I got in the middle of the year
15:07 can only last half a month.
15:09 I have to speed up my money-making plan.
15:13 I'm so unlucky.
15:24 I've been searching for it all day.
15:26 I can't even see the shadow of the badge.
15:29 What are you doing?
15:32 I went back without knowing which evil guy
15:35 was going to curse me.
15:37 Now I'm still confused.
15:40 You just got a bag.
15:45 I even got my clothes pulled out.
15:47 If I know which school people did it,
15:52 I'll beat them to death.
15:55 Oh my god.
15:58 This score is too cruel.
16:00 But my nine-coin badge
16:02 should lie in the Thousand-Device-Net.
16:04 It's not the time to be concerned.
16:06 Boy, you're finally back.
16:11 What did you get?
16:13 I got two badges.
16:16 Two badges?
16:18 Really?
16:20 Let me see.
16:21 Two chickens.
16:23 Look, the sword chicken is fat, beautiful and tender.
16:26 Dinner is ready.
16:27 You little brat.
16:30 You got two chickens in one day?
16:33 What do you think?
16:35 I'm a young master.
16:36 I've always been good at everything.
16:38 Now I can be content with myself.
16:40 Don't you think this is a huge improvement?
16:43 Forget it.
16:46 Even Tao Wancheng and Li Tao
16:48 didn't get anything.
16:50 I don't expect you to surprise me.
16:52 The Star Badge is hidden by the experts of the Education Bureau.
17:00 Every place is extremely secluded.
17:02 Some are even hidden in very dangerous places.
17:05 Even if you find it, it's hard to get it.
17:08 You have nine days.
17:10 Take your time.
17:11 Don't worry.
17:12 Oh, right.
17:13 Ding Xiaoxi,
17:14 can you cook?
17:16 I can't cook, so I'll eat it raw.
17:21 Go to Lord Li Luoran
17:23 and register your two sword chickens.
17:25 I have to register the chickens?
17:29 Of course.
17:30 If you find less than 20 stars,
17:33 you'll use the number of hunting
17:35 to find out how many people have captured 20 places.
17:37 Go now.
17:38 No matter how small the mosquitoes are, they're still meat.
17:40 Two sword chickens.
17:44 Any other harvest?
17:47 In this life,
17:50 in the last life,
17:51 and in the next life,
17:52 I can't cook.
17:54 What about my dinner?
17:58 What is he talking about?
18:01 God, please grant me a goddess who can cook.
18:04 Next.
18:06 If only there was
18:15 a cooking app at this time.
18:17 Brother Beichen,
18:20 what are you doing?
18:21 Have some fruit.
18:23 I picked them myself.
18:24 No, I want to eat meat.
18:28 I'm a vegetarian.
18:30 I've never learned to cook.
18:32 But I picked these wild fruits myself.
18:35 It's delicious.
18:36 Try it.
18:37 How can I make her leave me alone?
18:41 Despicable drive away.
18:42 Heartless drive away.
18:44 Or I'll run away.
18:46 Brother Beichen,
18:47 are you so sad
18:48 because you didn't find the badge today?
18:51 I can give you one.
18:55 [The badge is in the box]
18:57 You still have one badge.
19:11 Didn't you find two today?
19:13 Brother Beichen is so smart.
19:18 This one
19:19 is specially for you.
19:21 For me?
19:24 What's going on?
19:26 My heart is trembling.
19:28 No, no.
19:30 I'm a man of iron will.
19:32 No matter how beautiful
19:34 and warm your heart is,
19:36 it can't melt my heart.
19:38 This guy who can buy food
19:41 and rely on women to eat dinner.
19:43 I didn't expect it to be on my head.
19:45 Wait and see.
19:48 I'll make you suffer.
19:52 Lin Beichen.
19:54 I didn't expect you to be
19:55 the target of jealousy
19:56 of all the students so soon.
19:58 We have been working so hard
20:01 and have no income.
20:02 Someone can win.
20:04 It's really annoying.
20:06 We are good.
20:09 Those who are crushed by the stone
20:10 are really unlucky.
20:11 Eliminated on the first day.
20:12 I don't know how to deal with it.
20:14 Who knows?
20:16 I'm dead.
20:18 I have no soul.
20:19 My goddess
20:20 abandoned me forever.
20:22 Brother, think about it.
20:24 The goddess is like a dream.
20:26 It feels real.
20:27 But in fact, it's empty.
20:29 You are just back
20:30 to the actual state.
20:31 Nothing is lost.
20:33 You make it easy.
20:34 Have you really loved?
20:36 Because I loved,
20:39 I understand.
20:41 I have a navigation search.
20:45 I only found nine a day.
20:47 How did he go out for a walk
20:48 and get two?
20:50 I have a navigation search.
20:57 I only found nine a day.
20:59 How did he go out for a walk
21:00 and get two?
21:02 No, if this goes on,
21:04 the badge has been dug up
21:05 almost at dawn.
21:06 My plan is going to shrink.
21:08 I will find my own badge.
21:10 Thank you for your kindness.
21:12 But no need.
21:13 Oh, okay.
21:17 Hey.
21:18 Who can make these two
21:19 ice-sword chickens delicious?
21:21 Let's have a big meal together.
21:22 This little white face
21:24 is nothing
21:25 except that face.
21:26 Who can't catch a chicken?
21:27 Look at him.
21:29 He doesn't touch his conscience.
21:31 Rejecting the goddess
21:32 is a matter of course.
21:33 Can conscience pass?
21:35 Should I go over and help him?
21:37 It's just that if I go over,
21:40 will others think
21:41 I like him too?
21:44 But in the school,
21:46 only I have a good relationship with him.
21:48 Lin.
21:54 I can do a little bit,
21:56 but it may not be too delicious.
21:58 You don't have to be modest.
22:01 We each have
22:02 these two chickens.
22:03 Then I'll try.
22:05 Oh, right.
22:07 How's your hand?
22:09 It's okay.
22:11 It's already good.
22:12 Okay.
22:13 Wow, it smells good.
22:28 I didn't expect
22:30 Yue to have such a skill.
22:32 Wait a minute.
22:34 It will be ready soon.
22:35 Are you okay today?
22:39 It's going well, right?
22:40 It's going well.
22:44 Except for being shot in the knee
22:45 by an ice sword chicken,
22:46 I didn't encounter any other threats.
22:48 It's a pity that he ran too fast.
22:50 I couldn't catch him.
22:52 You were also shot in the knee
22:54 by an ice sword chicken.
22:56 Did you also...
22:58 (Laughing)
23:03 Humph.
23:05 (Sniffing)
23:06 (Sniffing)
23:08 (Sniffing)
23:11 (Sniffing)
23:12 (Sighing)
23:15 (Sighing)
23:17 (Sighing)
23:22 (Laughing)
23:24 (Sighing)
23:26 (Groaning)
23:31 (Groaning)
23:33 (Groaning)
23:34 It's here.
23:38 How could it be gone?
23:40 Is my hand too short?
23:42 Forget it.
23:43 Let's just dig this hole and have a look.
23:45 Ouch!
23:46 Ouch!
23:47 Ouch!
23:48 Ouch!
23:49 Good.
23:50 Good for you, little white rabbit.
23:52 You dare to bite me.
23:54 I'll catch you back and stew you.
23:56 Forget it.
24:01 Well, for the sake of the badge,
24:04 I'll spare your life.
24:06 Humph.
24:07 Luckily, I have the Invisibility Bone.
24:11 Otherwise, I'm afraid that
24:12 these fingers will be bitten by you.
24:14 Ouch.
24:16 Chicken, what's wrong?
24:19 Why don't you give me a hint about the beast?
24:21 Master,
24:23 unless you specify it,
24:25 the beast which doesn't pose a threat to you
24:28 will not be given a hint.
24:31 Humph.
24:32 All right.
24:34 I'd better explain this feature in advance.
24:37 I can only blame you for not knowing about the chicken.
24:41 Humph.
24:42 Blame me?
24:43 Yes.
24:44 Humph.
24:46 Okay.
24:47 You're the best.
24:48 Okay?
24:49 Thank you for your compliment.
24:51 Humph.
24:52 Humph.
24:53 Ah.
25:01 I'm so tired.
25:03 Ah.
25:06 But the number of the Star Badge I got now
25:10 exceeds one-fourth of the total number.
25:12 It's only half the time.
25:14 No one can do it.
25:15 But everyone else is looking for it.
25:18 I have to catch up with them
25:20 to get the Star Badge as soon as possible.
25:23 Humph.
25:26 Ah.
25:29 Ah.
25:32 Ah.
25:34 Ah.
25:36 Ah.
25:37 Ah.
25:40 What's going on?
25:42 The...
25:43 The level three demon eye is gone.
25:45 Where's the alert?
25:49 Humph.
25:50 Humph.
25:51 Humph.
25:52 Humph.
25:53 Humph.
25:54 Humph.
25:55 Help!
25:56 Help!
25:57 Help!
25:58 Stop chasing!
26:01 Stop chasing!
26:02 These guys are my fault.
26:03 I shouldn't have disturbed you.
26:05 Ah.
26:06 Love!
26:07 I was wrong, okay?
26:08 Go back and play stupid.
26:10 Stop chasing!
26:11 Ah.
26:12 Ah.
26:14 Ah.
26:15 Ah.
26:16 Ah.
26:17 Ah.
26:19 Ah.
26:20 Ah.
26:21 Ah.
26:22 Ah.
26:24 Ah.
26:26 Ah.
26:27 Ah.
26:28 Ah.
26:30 Ah.
26:31 Update.
26:33 The update didn't even give me a hint.
26:36 If I hadn't run so fast,
26:38 I would have been crushed by the level three demon eye.
26:42 Ah.
26:43 Ah.
26:44 Ah.
26:45 Ah.
26:47 No.
26:48 No sound.
26:50 Is it possible that
26:52 the demon eye has gone?
26:55 (upbeat music)
26:57 (grunting)
27:02 (exhaling)
27:07 ( Simple Mary lubbing lightly onto floor)
27:20 (negative analyzing voices)
27:24 (speaking in foreign language)
27:28 (speaking in foreign language)
27:32 (speaking in foreign language)
27:36 (speaking in foreign language)
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27:44 (speaking in foreign language)
27:48 (laughing)
27:50 (speaking in foreign language)
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29:07 (sighing)
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29:46 (grunting)
29:48 (speaking in foreign language)
29:54 (speaking in foreign language)
30:01 (speaking in foreign language)
30:15 Chen'er, it's time to go back to practice.
30:17 (laughs)