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00:00 This is about our war against the fall of originality and the abundance of mediocrity.
00:09 The entertainment business has never been so vulnerable.
00:12 If you want to give me a makeover, why don't you write a letter to each one of my fans and explain why.
00:19 Oh, he can be quite the handful, don't you?
00:27 Hans Crippleton is what you might consider a connoisseur of horror.
00:31 Born of a zombie-infested wasteland, he has risen to hauntedly grandeur.
00:36 Alright, honey, why has you been that straight, son?
00:39 Boo!
00:40 Boo to you, too. Boo!
00:44 Yes!
00:45 Man, where's this thing of water used to be?
00:53 You don't gotta tell me why do you think I took up show business.
00:57 Hans is always looking for more.
01:00 Hans is on top of the world. Sign my fan mail.
01:05 It's not a doggone fan mail.
01:09 [Funky music]
01:12 [Coughing]
01:37 Better believe that's Hansa Prick.
01:40 [BLANK_AUDIO]