Beautiful Disaster New Movie - video Dailymotion
Beautiful Disaster New Movie - video Dailymotion
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00:00:00 [ Music ]
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00:01:11 Dad, sorry I ran off.
00:01:14 I need a fresh start.
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00:01:20 I'm done bailing you out.
00:01:21 [ Music ]
00:01:29 Look your opponent in the eyes, even when you're shuffling.
00:01:33 [ Music ]
00:01:36 I'm not going to play poker anymore.
00:01:39 [ Music ]
00:01:41 I've always wanted to go to college, and I've just been accepted second semester.
00:01:46 [ Music ]
00:01:49 I want to live a normal life, with kids my age.
00:01:52 I'll call you when I'm ready to talk.
00:01:55 Abby.
00:01:57 [ Music ]
00:02:02 Hey, pal!
00:02:04 Hi!
00:02:06 Hi, I missed you.
00:02:08 I missed you.
00:02:09 I missed you so much.
00:02:11 I can't believe you're finally here.
00:02:12 You.
00:02:14 I'm sorry, what are you wearing?
00:02:17 It's the new me.
00:02:19 Are you good?
00:02:20 Yeah.
00:02:22 Do you want to go to your dorm?
00:02:23 Yes.
00:02:24 Because we're roommates?
00:02:25 Yeah!
00:02:26 Yeah!
00:02:27 Oh my god, it is so good to see you.
00:02:30 I feel like it's been like...
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00:02:36 Yeah, the neighbors are pretty decent.
00:02:37 The guy across the hall, they've sent her on this blueberry shit 24/7.
00:02:40 And also plays Nickelback non-stop.
00:02:42 Easy.
00:02:43 Also, the showers suck.
00:02:46 I'm sure the showers don't suck.
00:02:48 So you really spruced up the place.
00:02:50 Yeah, you know, I just wanted to wait for you to get here.
00:02:55 What's his name?
00:02:57 [ Sniffs ]
00:02:58 Shepley.
00:02:59 Ugh!
00:03:00 And he is so hot.
00:03:03 Hmm.
00:03:04 He doesn't have any face piercings.
00:03:06 Yeah, I don't know, sometimes you just wake up one day and...
00:03:09 Like pistachios.
00:03:11 He's really excited to meet you though, and he is taking us out tonight.
00:03:15 Oh no, Mayor, I'm so tired.
00:03:17 No, I just got here, it was a long bus ride.
00:03:19 I just want to stay here and study.
00:03:21 It'll be so chill.
00:03:22 Catholic school will let you off for one night.
00:03:24 No, I'm not going!
00:03:25 Yes, we're going.
00:03:26 Take off the chastity belt and let's go.
00:03:28 No, I don't want to go, I have to study, Mayor!
00:03:30 Mayor!
00:03:31 So where are we going?
00:03:33 Oh, it's a surprise.
00:03:34 [ Panting ]
00:03:37 I think there's a guy in...
00:03:38 Shep?
00:03:39 Never mind.
00:03:40 [ Music ]
00:03:45 Oh, hey, oh, by the way, we don't talk about the circle, it's a secret.
00:03:48 What's a secret?
00:03:50 Exactly.
00:03:51 [ Sirens ]
00:03:57 Welcome to the Bloodbath!
00:04:01 [ Cheers ]
00:04:04 If you're looking for Economics 101, you are in the wrong fucking place.
00:04:08 But if you seek the circle, this is Mecca!
00:04:13 My name is Adam, I make the rules and I call the fight.
00:04:16 Tonight, we have a new challenger.
00:04:19 Eastern Star Wrestling Wrestler, Marek Young!
00:04:24 [ Cheers ]
00:04:26 All right, all right.
00:04:28 Now, our reigning champ needs no introduction.
00:04:31 But because he scares the shit out of me, I'm going to give him one.
00:04:34 So shake in your boots, boys, and drop your panties, ladies.
00:04:39 I present to you, Travis "Mad Dog" Maddox!
00:04:43 [ Cheers ]
00:04:45 You know, this isn't for me.
00:04:47 I'm going to go back to the dorm and study.
00:04:50 [ Music ]
00:04:56 Mad?
00:04:58 Uh-huh.
00:05:00 [ Music ]
00:05:05 [ Cheers ]
00:05:09 You ready? You ready?
00:05:12 Fight!
00:05:14 [ Music ]
00:05:18 [ Cheers ]
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00:05:24 [ Cheers ]
00:05:27 [ Music ]
00:05:30 [ Cheers ]
00:05:34 [ Music ]
00:05:37 Oh, okay.
00:05:39 Oh, shit!
00:05:41 [ Music ]
00:05:44 Come on, Travis!
00:05:46 [ Music ]
00:05:48 Money! Show me your money!
00:05:51 Um, excuse me. Are you new here?
00:05:54 Yeah, I...
00:05:56 [ Cheers ]
00:05:59 Oh, shit. Get up, Travis! Come on!
00:06:03 Get up! Get up!
00:06:05 [ Music ]
00:06:11 [ Cheers ]
00:06:14 [ Music ]
00:06:19 For what?
00:06:21 Come on, Travis!
00:06:23 [ Music ]
00:06:27 [ Humming ]
00:06:31 [ Humming ]
00:06:33 [ Humming ]
00:06:37 [ Humming ]
00:06:39 Winner!
00:06:41 [ Music ]
00:06:44 [ Cheers ]
00:06:47 [ Music ]
00:06:53 [ Grunts ]
00:06:55 You okay?
00:06:58 [ Music ]
00:07:01 Hey, you standing here, I don't know if that's good for me.
00:07:05 I usually don't get distracted like that.
00:07:08 Sorry about your sweater, pigeon.
00:07:11 Travis, you're my cash cow, baby.
00:07:15 I can't take you anywhere.
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00:08:00 [ Music ]
00:08:04 What's up, pigeon?
00:08:06 [ Gasps ]
00:08:08 [ Indistinct Chatter ]
00:08:16 Wow.
00:08:18 [ Indistinct Chatter ]
00:08:25 Listen, Abby, tuition payments need to be issued through a bank account or a credit card.
00:08:30 There is accountability to be considered, not to mention the taxes.
00:08:34 I'm in the process of setting one up.
00:08:36 Can't your parents help you out?
00:08:39 It's complicated.
00:08:41 My mom I haven't spoken to in years, and my dad is not the best guy.
00:08:48 I'll allow it for this semester, but sort yourself out a bank account because this will not be happening again.
00:08:54 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
00:08:57 So I talked to the bursar this morning, and she ended up taking the cash.
00:09:00 I mean, at least I'm covered for the semester.
00:09:02 What happens when the money runs out?
00:09:05 I don't know. I'll find a job or I'll get a scholarship.
00:09:08 I'll figure something out.
00:09:10 [ Indistinct Chatter ]
00:09:17 How was last night? Did you have fun?
00:09:20 Yeah, it was memorable.
00:09:22 How'd it go with the one guy, the guy that was covered in tattoos?
00:09:25 Oh, that's his cousin. He's a sophomore.
00:09:27 Oh, that guy goes to college?
00:09:30 Wow, that is surprising.
00:09:32 What's surprising?
00:09:34 That you go to college.
00:09:36 Why can't I go to college?
00:09:38 I didn't say it, bro. She said it.
00:09:40 What? No, I didn't say that.
00:09:42 Sorry, have we met? Oh, you don't remember Travis? You ruined her sweater.
00:09:44 I ruin a lot of sweaters.
00:09:46 I'm pretty sure they retired bad devil entendre.
00:09:48 Pigeon.
00:09:50 Abby. My name is Abby.
00:09:52 I'm Travis. Travis Maddox.
00:09:54 Does that move really work?
00:09:56 No, not a single time.
00:09:58 But it is sincere.
00:10:00 You're not my type.
00:10:02 I'm everybody's type.
00:10:04 See, I got you. I got a smile out of you.
00:10:06 No, no, that was not a smile.
00:10:08 That was actually a condescending chuckle.
00:10:10 Yeah.
00:10:12 Hey, I'm gonna come over right now.
00:10:16 See you later, pigeon.
00:10:18 Abby, my name is Abby.
00:10:21 Can you believe that guy?
00:10:22 And that is what brings us to the discovery of game theory.
00:10:27 Now, game theory is a term that was pioneered in the 1950s by mathematician John Nash.
00:10:34 The term "game" is defined as any interaction where each person's payoff is affected by the decision made by others.
00:10:43 Wow.
00:10:53 He's so hot.
00:10:56 That one's my favorite.
00:11:00 It's too late to close it now.
00:11:03 Has anyone ever told you that it's not very polite to--
00:11:05 Young lady.
00:11:08 What is your name?
00:11:10 Abby.
00:11:12 Abby, would you care to educate us as to why Nash's equilibrium is irrelevant to game theory?
00:11:16 Irrelevant? I can't.
00:11:19 Well, then perhaps you should focus a little more on--
00:11:21 Well, but that's because it is relevant.
00:11:24 If equilibrium is achieved, that means that both players can increase payoff by changing decisions unilaterally.
00:11:30 It can also be known as no regrets in the sense that once a player does make a decision, they'll have no regrets thinking about the consequences.
00:11:37 Have you been reading ahead?
00:11:41 A bit.
00:11:43 As I was saying--
00:11:44 Wow, pigeon, that was so hot. You got brains.
00:11:47 Why are you here?
00:11:49 Why are you sending me mixed signals?
00:11:51 There's nothing mixed about my signals.
00:11:53 I just caught you insta-stalking me.
00:11:55 I was not insta-stalking.
00:11:57 Look, I'm going to save you a lot of wasted time. You can stop the antics, okay? I'm not sleeping with you.
00:12:02 I'm not trying to sleep with you or bag you. I'm just trying to take you to dinner.
00:12:06 Bag me? What am I, groceries?
00:12:10 Have you not read a newspaper in the last four years? Men don't talk like that anymore.
00:12:13 Which men?
00:12:15 The evolved men of planet Earth. The ones who are actually in touch with their feelings.
00:12:21 I don't like you.
00:12:25 Leave me alone.
00:12:29 You're not going to let this go, are you?
00:12:33 I'll pick you up at 8.
00:12:35 But wait, you don't have my number.
00:12:39 It's Marsha.
00:12:41 You dress up for me?
00:12:55 No, I didn't have to because this is not a date.
00:12:58 Well, I hope you're hungry.
00:13:01 No, no, no. I don't need this because I'm not getting on that thing.
00:13:05 Yeah, you are.
00:13:07 Statistics of motorcycles and accidents? No, I'm not getting on that thing.
00:13:11 Yeah, you are.
00:13:13 I can do this all night.
00:13:19 Fine.
00:13:23 Thanks, good girl.
00:13:26 You're really not going to let me buy you dinner?
00:13:30 No, this isn't a date.
00:13:32 Yes, I'm aware. You've said that twice now.
00:13:35 Oh, you know this.
00:13:37 That and your outfit which screams, "I detest Travis."
00:13:40 I don't detest you. I just don't like being a foregone conclusion
00:13:44 for one of the many, many, many notches on your bedpost.
00:13:48 Ooh, you're smart. I like that.
00:13:50 Something you're probably not used to in a woman.
00:13:53 I'm striking out. I surrender.
00:13:56 We can at least be friends.
00:13:58 Friends, but with no benefits.
00:14:00 We're not sleeping together.
00:14:02 I won't even think about the benefits unless you want me to.
00:14:06 No, that can't happen so that we can stay friends.
00:14:09 Friends. Friends.
00:14:12 I've been coming to this place for years.
00:14:16 My family home's only three miles that way.
00:14:18 Aw, you couldn't move farther away from your mommy.
00:14:21 No, that's not it.
00:14:23 Her grilled cheese was just that good.
00:14:26 Well, she's dead.
00:14:28 Shut up.
00:14:30 Are you serious?
00:14:35 I'm such an asshole. I'm so sorry.
00:14:38 It's okay. I was only three.
00:14:41 Okay, I'm not that sorry. Get your hand off me.
00:14:45 How's your dad?
00:14:47 He's still alive. See, you can make fun of him.
00:14:50 He's a good man. He raised five boys all on his own.
00:14:53 Five Maddox brothers?
00:14:55 Yeah. Thomas, Taylor, Tyler, Trenton and Travis.
00:14:58 You want to get good at fighting,
00:15:00 having four older brothers beat your ass daily is a good place to start.
00:15:03 But why do it?
00:15:05 College ain't cheap. Fighting's a good way to make money.
00:15:08 Just seems unnecessarily risky.
00:15:11 Why? You worried about me?
00:15:14 Not even in the slightest.
00:15:16 What's your story?
00:15:18 What's your average girl from your ordinary town?
00:15:21 Mom and dad?
00:15:23 One of each.
00:15:25 Wow, you're a wealth of information.
00:15:27 Well, I can't give away all the goods on one night.
00:15:29 Most do. And I actually enjoy it.
00:15:32 Are you seriously leaving?
00:15:35 Dinner's over.
00:15:37 We just got started.
00:15:39 Good night, Travis.
00:15:41 Hey, purple's the winner.
00:15:52 Yeah.
00:15:54 Oh! Oh, no!
00:15:57 Oh! Oh!
00:15:59 Oh, my God!
00:16:01 He's... He's fine.
00:16:03 Oh, God.
00:16:05 Hey, it's okay. He's okay.
00:16:07 I'm fine.
00:16:09 Are you okay?
00:16:11 No, I'm fine.
00:16:13 I'm so sorry.
00:16:15 Oh, God.
00:16:17 You're so cute and you're crying.
00:16:19 I'm not crying. It's the wind.
00:16:21 How long have you been captain of the Frisbee Club?
00:16:23 Oh, no, no, no. I'm not captain of the Frisbee Club.
00:16:25 It was a joke. It was a joke. I'm Parker.
00:16:27 Oh, hi. Hi, I'm Abby.
00:16:29 Oh, I'm Aminok. Wobble.
00:16:31 You should put some ice on your balls.
00:16:33 You should put some ice on my balls.
00:16:35 Okay.
00:16:37 Yeah, I'm gonna go.
00:16:39 It was really nice to meet you, Parker.
00:16:41 Oh!
00:16:43 Thanks, ma'am.
00:16:45 Be careful.
00:16:47 Ow.
00:16:58 Ow.
00:17:00 Could someone turn the water back on?
00:17:02 So the RA said we're gonna be without water
00:17:04 for the next 24 hours,
00:17:06 so it's just for the night.
00:17:08 Are you sure Shelby's cool with this?
00:17:10 Hey, Abby's staying over.
00:17:12 Just stay out of Travis's room, all right?
00:17:14 What? You didn't tell me that Travis lives here.
00:17:16 No, I remember I told you.
00:17:18 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:17:20 Abby, Abby, Abby, Abby.
00:17:22 No, I'm leaving.
00:17:24 No, I promise you I'll never see him.
00:17:26 Tell her that Travis will be okay.
00:17:28 Oh, he won't care. He likes you.
00:17:30 He doesn't know me.
00:17:32 He likes you.
00:17:34 We're gonna have so much fun.
00:17:36 What makes more is--
00:17:38 Hey, let's go.
00:17:40 Bye.
00:17:42 Abby, babe, it's Dad.
00:17:44 Where'd you go?
00:17:46 Could you return the call?
00:17:48 Or at least text me back?
00:17:51 Or at least text me back?
00:17:52 Excuse-moi.
00:18:14 Tu peux donner cette note à Travis, s'il te plaît?
00:18:16 Sure.
00:18:19 [door opens]
00:18:20 [screams]
00:18:36 Jesus!
00:18:37 Enjoy the show?
00:18:38 You scared the crap out of me.
00:18:40 You know, that's not a very attractive idiom,
00:18:42 once you stop and think about it.
00:18:44 Because in your sexist universe, women don't actually defecate?
00:18:47 Wow, that's a perfect word for someone like you.
00:18:48 Did you know that the saying used to be,
00:18:50 "The Jesus out of me"?
00:18:52 Your friend gave this to me to give to you.
00:18:55 What? The woman that you just had sex with
00:19:00 gives you her number and you just throw it away?
00:19:02 That's not her leaving her number.
00:19:04 That's her marking her territory.
00:19:06 Well, then maybe you shouldn't have sex with her.
00:19:08 I don't remember promising her a thing.
00:19:10 Wow. You embody everything that is wrong with your gender.
00:19:13 She's an adult. I'm an adult. It was consensual.
00:19:16 Look at this.
00:19:18 Consent date.
00:19:20 Never be too careful nowadays.
00:19:22 How many women do you have contracts with?
00:19:24 No idea. I'm a quality guy over quantity.
00:19:26 Ugh. I'm gonna throw up.
00:19:28 Well, my bedroom is down the hall
00:19:30 and the bed is all yours for when you want to crash.
00:19:32 I'm not gonna sleep in your bed.
00:19:34 Why? No one but me sleeps in my bed.
00:19:36 My bed is sacred ground.
00:19:38 Well, then why would I be allowed in your bed?
00:19:40 Are you planning on having sex with me tonight?
00:19:42 No.
00:19:44 Then it's settled.
00:19:47 [door opens]
00:19:48 Wow. Make yourself at home.
00:19:50 Sorry. I just have a big 10 a.m. bio test to cram for,
00:19:52 but I can move back to the kitchen.
00:19:54 Nah, you're fine. Stay where you're at.
00:19:56 Don't be silly.
00:19:58 Thank you.
00:20:00 Do you want me to make you some tea or something?
00:20:02 No, but my highlighter just died. Can I borrow one?
00:20:04 Oh, yeah. Check the top drawer.
00:20:06 Wait. Um...
00:20:08 [door opens]
00:20:10 Wow. That's a lot.
00:20:12 It's practicing safe sex with crime.
00:20:15 [chuckles]
00:20:16 What's this?
00:20:19 It's not a highlighter, I'll tell you that.
00:20:21 [siren wailing]
00:20:23 Um...
00:20:27 Is this a yo-yo?
00:20:29 No, definitely not. It's awkward.
00:20:31 I'm gonna go shower.
00:20:33 [siren wailing]
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00:21:42 [cat meows]
00:21:44 Hi there.
00:21:46 [music continues]
00:21:48 [cat meows]
00:21:50 [laughs]
00:21:52 Bad kitty.
00:21:54 Mouse.
00:21:56 [laughs]
00:21:58 Mouse.
00:22:00 [cat meows]
00:22:02 [cat meows]
00:22:04 Oh, you're cute.
00:22:06 Watch.
00:22:08 Um...
00:22:10 [cat meows]
00:22:12 What do you think it is?
00:22:14 Abby, you're--
00:22:16 Wait, what are you doing?
00:22:18 [screams]
00:22:20 [alarm rings]
00:22:22 [door opens]
00:22:24 -Abby? -Abby?
00:22:26 -What the heck? -What is wrong with you?
00:22:28 I didn't do anything. You touched me.
00:22:30 Oh, says the man with the raging horn-odd.
00:22:32 You should be locked up.
00:22:34 You're the sleepy cock-toucher. I didn't put your hand there.
00:22:36 And if you bothered to read a biology textbook,
00:22:38 you'd find out that it's called parasympathetic nerve response,
00:22:41 and you'd know that if you knew anything about biology or men.
00:22:43 Oh, shit! Bio-- What time is it?
00:22:45 -9.42. -Oh, my God.
00:22:47 -What are you wearing? -What are you wearing?
00:22:49 -We were playing. -Playing.
00:22:51 -Let me give you a ride. -No.
00:22:53 This is just a madhouse.
00:22:55 A nurse?
00:22:57 No, no, I'm--
00:22:59 Sorry.
00:23:01 Sorry.
00:23:03 Oh, my God! I'm so mad!
00:23:05 [music continues]
00:23:07 [crowd murmurs]
00:23:10 [crowd murmurs]
00:23:11 [phone chimes]
00:23:13 I slipped, but I still aced my bio test.
00:23:18 [laughs]
00:23:20 I'm glad you're not drawing attention to yourself.
00:23:22 Hilarious.
00:23:24 I've turned to class, but I want a full play-by-play
00:23:26 -of what happened last night. -Nothing happened last night.
00:23:28 -I do not like him. -Yeah, and that's why
00:23:30 you're giving him a good morning handy?
00:23:32 [phone chimes]
00:23:34 -Is Nick still bothering you? -Yeah.
00:23:37 You've got to cut him out of your life.
00:23:39 He is out of my life.
00:23:41 He is not out of your life because he is still texting you.
00:23:43 Look, I-I gotta go to class.
00:23:45 What--
00:23:47 Hey! Parker, we meet again.
00:23:52 Abby, are you okay?
00:23:55 Yeah, yeah, it's a long story.
00:23:57 Hey, um, how are your-- your balls?
00:24:00 -Not good. -Oh, my God.
00:24:02 That's okay. And I think they said I had a 20% chance
00:24:05 of a normal sex life.
00:24:08 -Are you messing with me? -Not funny?
00:24:11 No, it was-- it was hilarious.
00:24:14 Well, um, okay, bye.
00:24:16 Do you have dinner plans tonight?
00:24:18 -Me? -Yes.
00:24:20 No, I-I-I do not have dinner plans.
00:24:23 I know a great Italian spot.
00:24:25 Um...
00:24:27 Um...
00:24:29 -Is that-- -No, that is a yes.
00:24:31 Yes, I would love that very much.
00:24:33 Pick me up at 7. I live at Tucker Dormitory.
00:24:35 -Sure, I'll pick you up then. -Okay. Bye.
00:24:38 Okay.
00:24:39 (phone ringing)
00:24:41 I see you.
00:24:43 (laughing)
00:24:47 Oh, Parker, really?
00:24:50 Thank you. Thank you, Parker.
00:24:53 Oh, no way, Travis Maddox.
00:24:55 You can keep knocking, but I am not gonna answer that door.
00:24:58 No way.
00:25:00 (laughing)
00:25:02 I'll see you soon, Parker.
00:25:04 Thanks again, buddy. Anytime, Dr. Wood.
00:25:07 Dr. Hayes?
00:25:09 I just jumped on a gun, you know?
00:25:11 I just started med school.
00:25:13 Wow, fancy, fancy.
00:25:15 Yeah.
00:25:17 Oh, wow.
00:25:19 Are you on call?
00:25:21 No, I-I just got a heads-up about a show tonight.
00:25:24 Oh. Oh, I can get my own ride home.
00:25:26 No, no, no. We-we should both go.
00:25:28 Unless you've got work or sick of seeing me.
00:25:31 No. No, I would love to go.
00:25:33 This-this is gonna be fun.
00:25:35 (laughing)
00:25:37 You know, I've always wanted to see Titus Andronicus.
00:25:39 It's considered to be Shakespeare's most violent play.
00:25:42 You don't mind my words?
00:25:44 No. I was something of a tomboy growing up.
00:25:47 Well, then you're in for a treat.
00:25:49 Ooh, I guess it's starting.
00:25:51 (door opening)
00:25:53 He's gonna come out swinging.
00:25:55 He's not gonna be wasting any sort of time.
00:25:57 Okay, what are you doing?
00:25:59 Abby hasn't texted me back today.
00:26:01 Hold on. What, you forget about Abby?
00:26:03 Have you-have you seen this guy?
00:26:06 He's got a-a white robe and a-a belt that's huge, okay?
00:26:09 I mean, you're acting like the kissing booth over here.
00:26:11 You need to focus!
00:26:13 I am focused.
00:26:15 (clapping)
00:26:17 (gasps)
00:26:19 That's the Travis we need. Come on!
00:26:21 I just don't know why she hasn't texted me back.
00:26:23 I'm gonna go outside, see if I can get a better style reception.
00:26:26 We're good.
00:26:28 (tires screeching)
00:26:30 Oh, wow! A modern interpretation.
00:26:33 I love Shakespeare.
00:26:35 (cheering)
00:26:37 (cheering)
00:26:39 All right, next up, we have the main event,
00:26:43 Brady Hoffman versus Travis Megalovania!
00:26:48 (cheering)
00:26:50 This is gonna be great.
00:26:52 Travis is a real animal.
00:26:54 (cheering)
00:26:56 You okay?
00:26:58 Yeah.
00:27:00 Yeah, it's just a little hot in here.
00:27:02 I'm gonna go find a bathroom.
00:27:04 What the fuck, Abby?
00:27:06 You don't respond to any of my texts,
00:27:08 and now you're here, dressed like that,
00:27:10 with your titties hanging out.
00:27:12 But you're not hanging out.
00:27:14 This is a tasteful amount of cleavage.
00:27:16 Yeah, well, they're distracting me.
00:27:18 Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot. It's all about you, you egomaniac.
00:27:21 I must break you.
00:27:23 Go for it.
00:27:25 That's who you're fighting?
00:27:27 Yes.
00:27:29 That guy could kill you.
00:27:31 Is this your weird little way of admitting you like me?
00:27:33 I don't like you, but I do worry about you.
00:27:35 I worry about the planet.
00:27:37 They're two very different things.
00:27:39 Okay, well, if it puts your mind at ease,
00:27:41 he's not even gonna hit me.
00:27:43 Hilarious.
00:27:45 Are you doubting me?
00:27:47 Yeah.
00:27:49 Care to make it interesting?
00:27:51 Make it interesting? Like a bet?
00:27:53 Yeah.
00:27:55 I don't bet.
00:27:57 Come on, Travis, they need you.
00:27:59 Yeah, just a minute.
00:28:01 How long do you think you're gonna be with me?
00:28:03 A month.
00:28:05 Three months.
00:28:07 Three months?
00:28:09 That's impossible for someone like you.
00:28:11 Okay, and if I win,
00:28:13 you have to stay with me for a month.
00:28:15 You're on.
00:28:17 I get it through your head.
00:28:19 I am never having sex with you.
00:28:22 I don't want to have sex with you, Pidge.
00:28:25 I want to be around you.
00:28:27 You're good for me.
00:28:31 You're handsome.
00:28:32 You're good.
00:28:34 You are handsome as hell.
00:28:42 No wonder you're the champ.
00:28:44 Champ of my heart.
00:28:46 Come on, win!
00:28:49 You ever hike Brokeback Mountain?
00:28:51 Do you wanna?
00:28:53 Don't judge me, bro.
00:28:55 How you gonna kill me, big boy?
00:28:59 How you gonna kill me, big boy?
00:29:01 Giddy up.
00:29:04 What are you doing, champ?
00:29:19 Heya!
00:29:21 Just once!
00:29:27 Stop.
00:29:29 Baby fell down.
00:29:31 Get back in your crib, little baby.
00:29:34 That one had to hurt.
00:29:42 So, I'm saving the upper left sock for a free--
00:29:45 Fight, Pidge!
00:29:47 Cover those up.
00:29:49 Pidge!
00:29:51 Excuse me.
00:29:54 Move!
00:29:55 Just once, hit him!
00:30:01 Kill you!
00:30:07 Kill you!
00:30:09 Ladies and gentlemen, Bruce Manning!
00:30:28 Pack your bags, Pidgeon.
00:30:33 You're coming home with me.
00:30:36 You're coming home with me.
00:30:37 Count it, this--
00:30:39 Hey, I got you a water.
00:30:48 What's going on?
00:30:52 I just need to process this.
00:30:57 I know.
00:30:59 We go out for a great dinner, get on really well.
00:31:03 I take you to a show, leave you for five minutes.
00:31:07 And during that time, you've decided to move in with Travis Maddox.
00:31:12 I lost a bet.
00:31:14 We're just friends.
00:31:16 I mean, we're not even friends. We're nothing.
00:31:18 I had a really nice time with you tonight, and I would love to do it again.
00:31:23 Do you think I can-- I can get a goodnight kiss?
00:31:30 Oh, God!
00:31:32 Travis!
00:31:33 Time to go.
00:31:35 Yeah, you need to leave the car.
00:31:37 He is not going to do anything.
00:31:40 See?
00:31:41 No, he's gonna hurt me.
00:31:43 Open the door.
00:31:44 Get out the car.
00:31:46 Please get out the car!
00:31:48 No, he's a maniac!
00:31:50 He is gonna hurt me! Leave the car!
00:31:52 Leave the car now!
00:31:54 Get out the fucking car!
00:31:56 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:31:58 Get out the fucking car!
00:32:00 The fucking car!
00:32:02 Leave the car! Go!
00:32:04 Go! Leave the car!
00:32:06 Go, please. Go, now.
00:32:08 Okay, okay.
00:32:10 Okay.
00:32:12 Go!
00:32:14 I cannot believe this is happening.
00:32:19 Well, for the record, I didn't think you'd really settle up.
00:32:21 Well, I made a bet. I lost.
00:32:23 You're only as good as your work.
00:32:25 I made it through one night without any fun and business.
00:32:27 You think I can make it through 30 more?
00:32:29 [chuckles]
00:32:31 What?
00:32:33 Well, you did give me a--
00:32:35 I did not give you a handy!
00:32:37 I have no interest in touching your dick ever again!
00:32:40 Okay? Got it?
00:32:42 Okay, okay. You're getting a little aggro.
00:32:44 Oh, what? Do women with emotions make you scared?
00:32:47 You wait till I'm on my period, okay?
00:32:49 I might stab you.
00:32:51 Sorry, I thought this would be a fun idea.
00:32:53 Well, it wasn't.
00:32:55 How about we just go to sleep?
00:32:57 I'm not sleeping, you dink!
00:32:58 Give me this. I want that.
00:33:00 And don't touch me.
00:33:02 Don't cross this line, okay?
00:33:04 Wall of China!
00:33:06 [sniffles]
00:33:08 ♪ I never thought I'd miss you ♪
00:33:17 ♪ Half as much ♪
00:33:19 - There's not sleep in here. - This one is.
00:33:21 - Abby, come on. - Get out of the way.
00:33:23 - Get out of the way. - Come on, get out of the way.
00:33:26 - This is a close game, right here. - Abby, get out of the way.
00:33:28 - Hey! - Get over here.
00:33:30 - Get over here. - No, no, no, no.
00:33:32 ♪ About you ♪
00:33:34 - Come on, girl. - Yeah.
00:33:38 ♪ As soon as I wake up ♪
00:33:41 - Do you mind? - Yeah.
00:33:43 ♪ Any night, any day ♪
00:33:45 - Come on. - Ah!
00:33:47 ♪ I know that it's you I need ♪
00:33:49 ♪ To take the blues away ♪
00:33:51 - Come on. - Come on.
00:33:54 ♪ It must be love, love, love ♪
00:33:57 ♪ It must be love, love, love ♪
00:34:02 ♪ Nothing more, nothing less ♪
00:34:05 ♪ Love is the best ♪
00:34:08 ♪ How can it be that we can ♪
00:34:12 - Hey, chef, I'm gonna hit the store. Do you want-- - ♪ Say some more things ♪
00:34:14 ♪ Without words ♪
00:34:16 ♪ Bring it up ♪
00:34:24 - I'm trying, I'm trying! - Okay, you're done.
00:34:26 - Go home, or you're gonna quit? - I'm trying!
00:34:29 - Go home now! - I'm trying!
00:34:31 - Oh! - Yeah.
00:34:33 - One, two, three. - You know, this is really easy.
00:34:36 - ♪ I've gotta be near you ♪ - You made this so hard.
00:34:38 - ♪ Every night, every day ♪ - No, I can do it.
00:34:41 - I don't know. - Taking me home to meet the family?
00:34:43 - Get over yourself. It's just Sunday dinner.
00:34:46 - What have you been doing the past hour?
00:34:48 - Trying to find a fucking way or something.
00:34:51 - You're the wrong way around. How is that possible?
00:34:52 - That's how it was when he found me.
00:34:54 - Oh, you're fucking worthless. Just hand me a 7-16.
00:34:57 - Hey, I'm not your bitch, and you're a pretty little bitch.
00:35:00 Call me a bitch again, huh? Bitch, bitch, bitch.
00:35:02 - Hey, dipshits. We got company.
00:35:05 - Oh, oh, oh, oh, my. Baby bro's bringing home a girl.
00:35:09 - Guys, this is Abby. Abby, these are the Moron Twins, Tyler and Taylor.
00:35:13 - Hi. - Fraternal, obviously.
00:35:15 - And we're not morons. Travis is the moron.
00:35:20 - He doesn't act like assholes just yet.
00:35:21 - Brother's mouthing off in front of his woman.
00:35:23 - You're a big guy, aren't you?
00:35:25 - Yeah, you're the big man on campus, right?
00:35:27 - That doesn't make any sense. - Well, this makes sense.
00:35:30 - Taylor!
00:35:32 - Copra Kai!
00:35:34 - So immature.
00:35:36 - Oh, you're Abigail, right? - Mm-hmm.
00:35:39 - I'm Trent, the most attractive Maddox pro.
00:35:43 - Has anyone ever told you you have the most--
00:35:45 - No!
00:35:48 - Ladies! Not in front of my bike.
00:35:50 Take it in the ring. - Yes, sir.
00:35:53 - Put my tools back where you found them. - Yes, sir.
00:35:56 - Hi. I'm Jim. - I'm Abby.
00:36:00 - Nice to meet you. - You too.
00:36:02 - Come on inside.
00:36:04 - So, uh, Abby, have you ever experienced
00:36:11 the deliciousness of fried chicken from Kentucky?
00:36:14 - Moron, not every chicken is from Kentucky.
00:36:17 - Yeah, it is. That's why they call it Kentucky fried chicken.
00:36:20 - What's going on here? Are you serious?
00:36:22 - What's up, boys? How we doing? - Hey!
00:36:24 - Hey, you made it. - What's going on?
00:36:26 - Sorry, I work ran late.
00:36:28 - You must be, um, Abby?
00:36:30 - Yeah, and you're Thomas, right? You're the oldest.
00:36:33 - Travis warned you about us, huh?
00:36:35 - Yeah, riveting conversation. Let's dig in.
00:36:37 - Oh, yeah. - Great.
00:36:39 - Travis.
00:36:45 - Oh, Heavenly Father, thank you for the food,
00:36:48 for we remember the hungry.
00:36:50 Please look after our dear mother, Diane.
00:36:52 May she rest in peace.
00:36:54 - Amen. - Amen.
00:36:56 - Can we-- - Is this all drumsticks, Dad?
00:36:58 - Yeah, no breasts. I want breasts.
00:37:00 - Guys, guys, there's a lady present.
00:37:02 - Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. - Oh! Wow.
00:37:04 - They're being nice today. Those are some good pieces.
00:37:06 - Really sweet. Thank you, guys.
00:37:08 - I don't want to rain on Travis's parade,
00:37:10 but my shift starts at 10, so let's get down to business.
00:37:13 - I'm just saying, if you want to play, let's play.
00:37:16 - I'm gonna have to whoop your butt fast.
00:37:18 - Yeah, yeah. - Oh. Yeah, I can carry some stuff.
00:37:21 - (Humming "Texas Hold 'Em")
00:37:24 - All right, the name of the game is "Texas Hold 'Em," Abby.
00:37:32 You in? - Oh, that's not for me.
00:37:35 Drinks? - Yeah.
00:37:37 - Yeah, yeah. - Beer for me, baby.
00:37:39 - And there's chips up there, and there's dip,
00:37:41 and there's, like, you know, just whatever you can carry.
00:37:43 - Okay. - Deal, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal.
00:37:45 - Let's go. - Let's go.
00:37:47 - Got nothing.
00:37:49 - Eat shit.
00:37:51 - Oh. - Straight on the river,
00:37:53 and he does it again, boy. - Yes!
00:37:55 - You're kidding me, dude. - You're kidding me?
00:37:57 - Abby, I've been watching a while. You want to join?
00:38:00 - Oh, I'm okay. - Don't worry.
00:38:02 We take it easy on the ladies over here.
00:38:04 - We can play go fish if you like.
00:38:06 - You know, I actually don't think it's a question
00:38:08 of you guys going easy on me. I actually think it's a question
00:38:10 of me going easy on you guys.
00:38:12 - Oh! - Oh!
00:38:14 - Okay. - You're being serious.
00:38:16 - Mm-hmm. - Okay.
00:38:18 - Abby, you might not want to do that.
00:38:21 Taylor may look like an idiot, but he happens to be
00:38:23 one of the best poker players in town.
00:38:25 - Oh, in town.
00:38:27 - In the county.
00:38:29 - Oh, wow, in the county.
00:38:31 - He's even played on TV.
00:38:33 - Oh, on TV. That's pretty impressive.
00:38:36 I don't know.
00:38:38 [sighs]
00:38:39 - Let's go. - Okay.
00:38:44 - Fold. Beginner's luck.
00:38:54 - This is no beginner's luck.
00:38:56 - Well, I never said I was a beginner.
00:38:59 - Call.
00:39:01 - Luuuuuush.
00:39:05 - Fair bases.
00:39:07 - Yes! Yes!
00:39:09 - Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!
00:39:12 - Aces and eights, boys.
00:39:14 - Don't doubt me!
00:39:16 - That's a full house.
00:39:18 - Yes, it is.
00:39:20 - You just got hustled, bro.
00:39:22 - Well, no, it's only hustling if I keep your money.
00:39:24 - Oh. Oh. - Oh, no, no, no.
00:39:26 - Sweetheart, my money's yours.
00:39:28 You won it fair and square.
00:39:30 - Jeez.
00:39:32 - Where did you learn to play?
00:39:34 - Home.
00:39:36 - Where was that?
00:39:38 - Vegas.
00:39:40 My dad taught me.
00:39:42 - Used to be a high-stakes poker player named Abernathy.
00:39:46 I remember hearing stories about him in Vegas.
00:39:49 - What happened?
00:39:51 - He had this daughter.
00:39:53 Went with him everywhere.
00:39:55 I think the mom walked out on him,
00:39:57 so he was raising her on his own.
00:39:59 - Even when you're shy?
00:40:01 - She was way too young to play legally,
00:40:03 but, man, she was a poker prodigy.
00:40:06 As she got better, he got worse.
00:40:08 So she was left bailing him out,
00:40:11 even as a kid.
00:40:13 - Look here, I'll open your eyes.
00:40:15 - I remember this.
00:40:17 They called her Lucky Charms.
00:40:19 - Lucky 13.
00:40:21 Abby, you must have heard of her, right?
00:40:23 She must be about your age.
00:40:25 After all,
00:40:29 this is you in the article, isn't it?
00:40:33 - Mm-hmm.
00:40:35 - You're Lucky 13?
00:40:43 - We just got hustled by Lucky 13?
00:40:45 - No fucking way.
00:40:47 - Guys, I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to hustle you guys or anything.
00:40:50 I swear, I'm-- - Lucky 13's in this house?
00:40:53 - Yeah. - Lucky 13 in the house?
00:40:56 - It's Lucky 13 in the house!
00:40:58 - Move, move, move!
00:41:00 - Guys, guys, hey, you're acting like a bunch of fangirls.
00:41:03 - You're a fangirl! - You beat me!
00:41:04 You're a fangirl! - Move, you're breaking my head off!
00:41:06 - Get your ugly-ass face out of the way!
00:41:08 - You ain't got no fucking idea.
00:41:19 Fuck you.
00:41:21 - How could he do that to Tessa?
00:41:26 - Jack, fuck.
00:41:28 - Why are you so happy? - I don't know!
00:41:30 I'm a happy fighter! Don't tell me why I'm--
00:41:32 - If you were actually happy in the ring, it would be so easy to just slap that--
00:41:35 - You would disown people!
00:41:37 - Jab cross, this time with actual meaning to it.
00:41:39 - Okay, okay, I get it. I'll be angry.
00:41:41 - Well, can you go then? Go now! - Yeah, I'm angry!
00:41:43 - Go now! Jab cross, jab cross!
00:41:45 - Oh!
00:41:47 - He's just like-- I've never dated anyone like him, but...
00:41:59 when I'm with him, I just sometimes feel like he could be my forever person.
00:42:04 I don't know, he just, like, makes me laugh in this way that, like...
00:42:07 I don't know, like...
00:42:09 Travis makes you laugh.
00:42:12 - I don't know what you're talking about.
00:42:14 - That is bullshit. - I don't know!
00:42:16 - Bitch, you know!
00:42:18 - Okay, yeah, look, I will admit, his physique is appealing.
00:42:20 - Wait, his physique is appealing? - Yes, his physique is appealing!
00:42:24 But I've learned not to court excitement for the sake of excitement.
00:42:27 I mean, truthfully, he seems a little crazy.
00:42:30 And we both know that the last thing I need is more crazy.
00:42:34 - Absolutely.
00:42:36 [phone ringing]
00:42:38 [knocking]
00:42:58 - I believe that's my side of the bed.
00:43:05 - [sighs]
00:43:06 - Did you finish the homework? - Yeah, just about.
00:43:09 You need any help? - Nah, I'm good.
00:43:12 - Please tell me you're not gonna clip your toenails in bed.
00:43:17 You're gonna miss me.
00:43:22 - So... I heard it's someone's birthday in two days.
00:43:25 - You hear, or you eavesdropped?
00:43:28 That was between Mare and I. - Help.
00:43:30 - That was a private conversation. - That hurt.
00:43:33 - Well, it serves you right for eavesdropping.
00:43:35 - Whoa! What did I just get out of you there?
00:43:38 What are you, half bulldog? - Well, you groped me.
00:43:40 - I did not grope you. That was a poach.
00:43:42 - Oh, you are a snorter. I didn't realize that.
00:43:44 - I'm not ticklish! - Whoa, okay, don't!
00:43:46 - You're all twisted! - You really wanna play this?
00:43:48 - Come on, this is just great. - How do you think this was gonna end?
00:43:51 - Get off me!
00:43:53 I'll fight you, you know. I'll fight you.
00:43:55 - Ow! You bit my kid.
00:43:57 - Oh, relax. It was a nibble. - Yeah, well, it hurt.
00:44:01 - No, it didn't. You loved it.
00:44:03 - Maybe you can't love it yet.
00:44:07 - Wait!
00:44:27 [panting]
00:44:30 You good?
00:44:35 - Am I good?
00:44:40 No?
00:44:43 Um... I'm just confused.
00:44:47 - Where are you going? - This is a joke.
00:44:50 - Well, come on, Travis, don't you wanna talk about this?
00:44:52 - Talk about it? Why, you want to hear how I really feel about you, Abby?
00:44:55 - No, I don't. - Abby, then...
00:44:57 - Because I don't feel the same way.
00:44:59 - You're lying. - I'm not!
00:45:02 Travis, you're vulgar, you're a brute, you're...
00:45:06 [sighs]
00:45:08 [upbeat music]
00:45:11 - Touch me.
00:45:25 [panting]
00:45:27 I have to pee. I'm sorry.
00:45:36 [knocking]
00:45:40 - Yeah, babe, yeah, babe, yeah.
00:45:42 Wait, wait, where are you going? I'm on the verge!
00:45:44 - I'll be right back.
00:45:47 - What's going on? - Shh.
00:45:49 - You okay? - No. No, I'm not okay.
00:45:53 Um, Travis and I, we made out kind of aggressively.
00:45:55 - Clarify. - And then I grabbed...
00:45:58 He grabbed my-- I put his hand on my...
00:46:02 - Breast? - No, lower.
00:46:05 - Oh. - America, I don't know what to do.
00:46:07 It's like the logic goes out of my head.
00:46:09 If I go back in there, I'm not gonna be able to stop myself.
00:46:12 - So you do like him.
00:46:15 - America, I think I'm in love with him.
00:46:18 - Hey, Abby.
00:46:22 - I'm in a totally normal position,
00:46:23 and I'm not flexing at all.
00:46:25 Hey, baby girl.
00:46:27 You okay? Are you okay?
00:46:31 You okay? She's okay. She's okay.
00:46:34 She's okay. She's just nervous,
00:46:36 but I can help you through your nervousness.
00:46:38 Don't greet her like this. It's too porny.
00:46:41 You're not toxic. You're a cool guy.
00:46:43 You're really cool and strong.
00:46:45 Hi, Abby. Give me a hug.
00:46:48 Oh, no, that's so scary.
00:46:51 [soft music]
00:46:54 ♪ ♪
00:47:02 - Travis?
00:47:15 [indistinct chatter]
00:47:18 [indistinct chatter]
00:47:22 [indistinct chatter]
00:47:26 [phone chimes]
00:47:29 [indistinct chatter]
00:47:32 [indistinct chatter]
00:47:36 - Yeah, no, I mean, he might have a drink.
00:47:38 [door slams]
00:47:40 Guys, oh, hang on. Hey, where the hell have you been?
00:47:43 - Out. - Jesus, you reek of alcohol.
00:47:46 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:47:49 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:47:51 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:47:53 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:47:55 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:47:57 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:47:59 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:48:01 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:48:03 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:48:05 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:48:07 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:48:09 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:48:11 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:48:13 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:48:15 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:48:17 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:48:19 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:48:21 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:48:23 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:48:25 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:48:27 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:48:29 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:48:31 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:48:33 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:48:35 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:48:37 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:48:39 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:48:41 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:48:43 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
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00:52:09 - I'm a little drunk. - You're drunk.
00:52:11 - I should've known that you guys would be hanging out.
00:52:14 - Well, I can trust you.
00:52:16 - Cool.
00:52:19 - Cool!
00:52:21 - Um, well, I'm gonna... - Yeah, have fun.
00:52:27 - Yeah.
00:52:29 - You okay?
00:52:31 - No.
00:52:33 - I need to get fucked up.
00:52:35 - I can make that up.
00:52:38 - Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot.
00:52:42 - Whoo!
00:52:44 - Oh, it burns!
00:52:46 - Oh, shoot.
00:52:48 - Damn, girl.
00:52:50 - Whoo!
00:52:52 - It's that kind of night.
00:52:54 - Whoa!
00:52:56 - Slow down!
00:52:58 - I'm so sorry, the line was interminable.
00:53:00 - Oh, girl!
00:53:02 - I got us furloughed.
00:53:04 - Oh!
00:53:06 - Oh, my God.
00:53:08 - I've never seen this before.
00:53:09 - Oh!
00:53:11 - I know, if you look at the healthcare system under Obamacare,
00:53:28 we are obviously on the collision course.
00:53:31 I know, it's bad.
00:53:33 - Oh, my God.
00:53:35 - Oh, my God.
00:53:37 - Oh, my God.
00:53:39 - Oh, my God.
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00:57:55 - Oh, my God.
00:57:58 - Beautiful.
00:58:00 - When did I have noodles?
00:58:03 [coughing]
00:58:06 - I think I'm done.
00:58:08 - Oh.
00:58:10 - Oh, okay.
00:58:12 - Oh, sorry.
00:58:14 - Oh, you're all right.
00:58:16 Well, I sure hope you're done.
00:58:18 I'm not sure if you have anything left in there to throw up.
00:58:21 - Hey, you want to make out?
00:58:24 - Mm-mm.
00:58:26 - Not really, no.
00:58:28 I don't.
00:58:30 You know what the best part about this is, pigeon?
00:58:34 You're not gonna remember any of this.
00:58:37 - I'm not? - No.
00:58:39 So...
00:58:41 when I tell you that I'm madly in love with you...
00:58:44 - I won't remember.
00:58:46 - But I really mean it.
00:58:48 - Aw.
00:58:50 [gasps]
00:58:52 Do you want to go to International House of Pancakes and get pancakes?
00:58:55 - Yeah? - Yeah, you want to go?
00:58:57 I love pancakes. - Oh, man, what a great idea.
00:58:59 Hey, I'm gonna get you up. I'm gonna stand you up.
00:59:01 - No, I want to go to pancakes.
00:59:03 - Okay, I got you a clean shirt instead.
00:59:05 - Thank you, that's very nice.
00:59:07 - [sighs]
00:59:09 - I'm a monster.
00:59:12 - Okay, here, let me help you.
00:59:14 - Stop, help me. - Here, yeah.
00:59:16 Okay, there we go. Put this on.
00:59:18 - Turn around.
00:59:20 I'm decent.
00:59:22 Just kidding. [laughs]
00:59:24 I got you. - Put the shirt on.
00:59:26 - I got you. - Put it on.
00:59:28 - I'm putting it on. - Okay.
00:59:30 - Okay, it's on. - Ah!
00:59:32 - Oh, my God. Okay, just...
00:59:34 - I got you again. - You did.
00:59:36 You got me, and I really want to look again,
00:59:38 but you should put your shirt on.
00:59:40 - I'm a little prankster tonight. - You are very silly, I'll say that.
00:59:43 Okay, you did it. I'm so proud of you.
00:59:46 Okay, I'm gonna get you some water.
00:59:48 - Okay, I'll be back. - Thank you.
00:59:50 - Very sweet. - Thanks, Dad.
00:59:52 - You're welcome.
00:59:54 [phone ringing]
00:59:56 [tires screeching]
00:59:59 [phone ringing]
01:00:02 - Hey, baby.
01:00:04 - Hi, Mick.
01:00:06 - How are you?
01:00:08 - It's my birthday.
01:00:10 I was just wondering if you were gonna call.
01:00:12 - I know it's your birthday.
01:00:14 I, uh, I wanted to come see you,
01:00:16 but I have no idea where you are.
01:00:18 - I'm at college in Sacramento.
01:00:23 - How's college? How are you doing?
01:00:24 - I'm good. I'm good.
01:00:26 - I haven't talked to you in--
01:00:28 I really miss talking to you.
01:00:31 - Oh, I have to go. I love you, Dad. Bye.
01:00:35 [train rumbling]
01:00:38 [soft music]
01:00:41 ♪ ♪
01:00:46 - What time is it?
01:00:50 - What time?
01:00:52 - Afternoon. How am I not hungover?
01:00:55 - Well, I forced a liter of water down your throat
01:00:58 along with two ibuprofens before you went to sleep.
01:01:01 Mwah.
01:01:03 - It's just that one night you're drunk,
01:01:05 and then the next night I'm drunk.
01:01:08 - Yeah, we're not really in sync, are we?
01:01:11 - More like a disaster.
01:01:14 - You know,
01:01:18 I was thinking we can kick this birthday off
01:01:20 with some breakfast in bed.
01:01:22 - I'd love a coffee.
01:01:23 - Coming right up. - Thank you.
01:01:26 [sighs]
01:01:29 [sniffles]
01:01:32 [soft music]
01:01:35 [sighs]
01:01:38 - Here you go. - Thank you.
01:01:47 You know, I was thinking, since it's my birthday
01:01:51 and we spent the last night together as roommates,
01:01:53 that maybe we'd do something special.
01:01:57 - What do you have in mind?
01:01:59 - Let's look in the magic drawer.
01:02:02 A foot massage.
01:02:07 - Anything you want.
01:02:10 - ♪ Devils and rebels ♪
01:02:16 - Ha! - Too much?
01:02:19 - No, it's good, it's good, it's really good.
01:02:21 It's really good. Ah!
01:02:23 Okay, okay, maybe lighter, maybe lighter, lighter, lighter.
01:02:26 - Okay, okay. - [sighs]
01:02:28 Yeah. [laughs]
01:02:30 That's good.
01:02:32 - My calf's kind of hurting.
01:02:36 - You want me to-- - Yes, please.
01:02:39 - ♪ But I can't deny ♪
01:02:42 - Yeah, that feels good.
01:02:45 - Is there anywhere else you want me to massage?
01:02:49 - Here.
01:02:51 - ♪ I want your dark side ♪
01:02:54 - [sighs]
01:02:56 And...
01:02:58 - ♪ Tell me what you hide ♪
01:03:00 - Maybe here?
01:03:02 - ♪ I can't show you mine ♪
01:03:05 [upbeat music]
01:03:08 ♪ ♪
01:03:14 - ♪ Motorcycle blood ♪
01:03:17 ♪ Most of you think you're tough ♪
01:03:20 ♪ But I know the way inside ♪
01:03:23 ♪ Secret in your eyes ♪
01:03:26 ♪ I, I, I, I, I ♪
01:03:29 ♪ Let me take your time ♪
01:03:32 ♪ No lie ♪
01:03:34 ♪ I want your dark side ♪
01:03:37 ♪ I, I, I, I, I ♪
01:03:40 - Come here. Get this off.
01:03:43 Come here. Come here.
01:03:46 - ♪ I want your dark side ♪
01:03:48 - You okay?
01:03:50 - ♪ I want it all ♪
01:03:52 - Can I take this off? - Yeah.
01:03:54 - ♪ I want it all ♪
01:03:56 - Okay.
01:03:58 - ♪ I want your daylight ♪
01:04:00 - Look at me.
01:04:02 - One...
01:04:04 Two--ah!
01:04:06 - ♪ I want it all ♪
01:04:08 - I got impatient.
01:04:11 - ♪ I want your day ♪
01:04:13 - Are you okay?
01:04:15 - Is it in?
01:04:17 - Is it in?
01:04:19 - [laughs]
01:04:21 - I got you. - Yeah, you did.
01:04:23 - [laughs]
01:04:26 - Shut up and just kiss me.
01:04:29 - ♪ In your eyes ♪
01:04:31 - [kissing]
01:04:33 - ♪ Let me take your time ♪
01:04:36 ♪ No lie ♪
01:04:38 ♪ I want your dark side ♪
01:04:40 ♪ I, I, I, I, I ♪
01:04:43 ♪ I, I, I, I, I ♪
01:04:46 ♪ I, I, I, I, I ♪
01:04:49 ♪ ♪
01:04:54 - Well...
01:04:56 You've exhausted me officially.
01:04:58 I think I'm gonna go to sleep.
01:05:00 Goodnight, Abby. - Goodnight, Travis.
01:05:03 [soft music]
01:05:06 [music stops]
01:05:08 [soft music]
01:05:11 [car engine rumbles]
01:05:14 [birds chirping]
01:05:17 [soft music]
01:05:20 [car door opens]
01:05:23 - Abby?
01:05:25 Abby Abernathy. Good morning.
01:05:27 - Good morning. Can I help you?
01:05:30 - This might sound weird,
01:05:32 but I'm gonna need you to come with me.
01:05:35 - Yeah, no. That's not going to happen.
01:05:38 - What if I ask nicely?
01:05:40 - Have a nice day.
01:05:42 - It's about your dad.
01:05:44 [soft music]
01:05:47 - My dad? - Yeah.
01:05:50 - What about him?
01:05:52 - He's placing bad bets and owes my boss.
01:05:55 They're gonna break his legs if you don't come with me.
01:05:58 [soft music]
01:06:01 ♪ ♪
01:06:08 [upbeat music]
01:06:10 ♪ ♪
01:06:18 ♪ ♪
01:06:26 ♪ ♪
01:06:29 [phone chimes]
01:06:32 [phone chimes]
01:06:36 ♪ ♪
01:06:40 [gunshot]
01:06:42 - There you guys are. Where have you been?
01:06:44 - What's going on? - Man, geez.
01:06:46 - Abby's disappeared. Now help me look for a clue or anything?
01:06:49 - First of all, don't yell at me. Second of all,
01:06:51 there is a lot about Abby that you don't know.
01:06:53 - I know everything. I know that she's lucky 13,
01:06:55 and now I know that she packed her mattress full of money.
01:06:58 - Hang on. I'm tracking her location.
01:07:01 She's headed to Vegas.
01:07:05 - This isn't good.
01:07:06 - Wait, hey, that's my phone!
01:07:08 - Buy yourself a new one. - Hey.
01:07:10 - One, two, three.
01:07:12 ♪ ♪
01:07:20 - Hey. - Hey.
01:07:22 - Hey, Nick.
01:07:24 - I'm sorry.
01:07:26 - How much do you owe Benny?
01:07:28 - A hundred grand.
01:07:30 - A hundred thousand dollars, Dad? - I know, I know.
01:07:32 - Are you kidding me, Dad? - I know.
01:07:34 I'm doing all this stuff, I swear.
01:07:36 I'm doing Gambler's Anonymous and Debtor's Anonymous.
01:07:39 I've completely-- - Works if you work it.
01:07:41 Isn't that what they say? Nick.
01:07:43 Hello, Abby.
01:07:45 How's your game? - I'm retired.
01:07:48 - Oh. Abigail Anonymous. College student.
01:07:52 Well, uh, for your father's sake,
01:07:55 I hope it's a short retirement,
01:07:57 'cause he owes me a hundred grand.
01:08:00 By midnight tonight. - Come on.
01:08:02 Your own dad wouldn't even lend him any money.
01:08:04 You know he has a problem.
01:08:06 - Unlike my father. May he rest in peace.
01:08:09 I'm not running a daycare. I'm running a business.
01:08:11 - Well, a hundred grand by tonight is impossible.
01:08:14 - We both know with your talent you can make that in a day.
01:08:16 I used to watch you win 30 grand in 30 minutes underground.
01:08:20 What do you think you're talking to?
01:08:22 - I'm underage. If I get caught,
01:08:24 I have to drop out of college.
01:08:26 - You've lived here long enough, kiddo.
01:08:28 You know how to avoid getting caught.
01:08:30 - There has to be another way that we can handle this.
01:08:32 - There is, but you're not gonna like it.
01:08:34 - Hey, hey. - No, no, no, no, no.
01:08:36 - I'll do it, I'll do it.
01:08:39 - Good to see you again, Abigail. Mick.
01:08:43 Hey! Enough with the buffet.
01:08:46 Get her a room. Leave her the fuck alone.
01:08:49 Let's go. Come on. Take the top off.
01:08:51 What are we doing here?
01:08:53 (roaring)
01:08:56 (rock music)
01:09:00 (rock music)
01:09:02 - Why are we here? Why?
01:09:26 - Did you do what I asked?
01:09:28 - Yeah. Just like you instructed.
01:09:31 Are you sure you wanna stay here?
01:09:33 There are bigger whales in the Bellagio.
01:09:35 - They'll recognize me there.
01:09:37 I'm trying to stay under the radar.
01:09:39 - Anything else your majesty could--
01:09:41 - Yeah, give the waitress 200 to start watering down my dreams
01:09:43 and go wait outside until I call you.
01:09:45 - You got it.
01:09:47 - Hey! Are you guys playing poker?
01:09:53 - No, it's roulette.
01:09:55 (humming)
01:09:57 - There's a minimum buy-in of five grand.
01:10:00 - Ooh, okay, Lion King.
01:10:02 - Look, Aiden, you look nice,
01:10:04 but this is a high-stakes room.
01:10:06 Do yourself a favor and go to the main floor
01:10:08 and pick out a shiny slot machine.
01:10:10 - I can't go back to the main floor.
01:10:12 You see, I'm at this bachelorette party
01:10:14 and Cheryl invited this twat Terry
01:10:16 who hates me because Lyle finger-banged me on Halloween,
01:10:19 which in my defense, I thought that they were separated.
01:10:22 So, where's my vibrator?
01:10:24 (vibrator whirring)
01:10:26 (upbeat music)
01:10:29 - Psst, is this a good man?
01:10:34 What's up with the silence, you two?
01:10:39 Hey, Cliff, I like your tiger shirt.
01:10:52 Or is it cheetah?
01:10:54 - Can you be quiet?
01:10:56 - Can I be quiet?
01:10:57 - Can you be quiet?
01:10:59 - I'm as quiet as a mouse.
01:11:01 - Asshole, say what?
01:11:03 - What?
01:11:05 - Exactly.
01:11:07 I've got two black cards.
01:11:09 Is that good?
01:11:11 - I gotta show you, alright?
01:11:13 - The cards!
01:11:15 - You gotta be kidding me.
01:11:19 - Hey, Cliff.
01:11:21 (upbeat music)
01:11:24 - Rawr.
01:11:31 - Okay, well, I'm gonna go meet up with my peeps.
01:11:41 It's been real, fellas.
01:11:43 And like my dad used to say,
01:11:45 if you can't spot the chump in the first 30 seconds,
01:11:48 then you're the chump.
01:11:50 - Okay.
01:11:51 - Bye.
01:11:53 - Ma'am.
01:12:06 You in the blue dress.
01:12:09 Stop.
01:12:12 I got ya.
01:12:16 - Jesse.
01:12:19 Oh, you scared me.
01:12:20 - I bet I did. - Yeah.
01:12:22 - Jesus, you look fantastic.
01:12:24 - Thank you, so do you.
01:12:26 - Thanks, yeah, security, right?
01:12:28 - Great.
01:12:30 - And I knew I should have asked you to prom.
01:12:32 - Right? - For real.
01:12:34 - Well, I have a thing to get to.
01:12:36 - Oh, yeah, right.
01:12:38 - Can I call you?
01:12:40 - Yeah, I would love that.
01:12:42 I have the same number.
01:12:44 - Yeah, I'll give you a call.
01:12:46 We'll hang out later.
01:12:48 - Come on, Abby.
01:12:50 You're underage, you know you can't gamble when you're underage.
01:12:52 It's illegal. I don't want to see you get in trouble.
01:12:55 - Jesse, please, I need this money.
01:12:58 - This is my job.
01:13:00 And I would hate to see you go to jail.
01:13:02 Abby, give me the chips.
01:13:04 I'll totally cover you with my boss, okay?
01:13:06 - Okay.
01:13:09 [phone ringing]
01:13:10 - Hey. - It's Abby.
01:13:22 Are you at the club?
01:13:24 - Why, you okay?
01:13:26 - I got caught. - What?
01:13:28 - Listen to me, Dad.
01:13:30 Get out of the club, get out of town.
01:13:32 Don't use your cell phone, don't use any of your credit cards,
01:13:34 and text me when you get a burner phone, okay?
01:13:37 We'll figure it out.
01:13:38 - I guess I'll leave tonight. I'll head to Denver.
01:13:40 - I'm so sorry, Dad.
01:13:42 I let you down.
01:13:44 - You called me, you said you had my money.
01:13:51 - I had your money, and then it was taken from me
01:13:53 by Jesse Viveiros.
01:13:55 - And that is my problem, Hal.
01:13:57 Where's Mick?
01:13:59 - He's gone, but we'll find him.
01:14:02 [engine revving]
01:14:04 - Just go find Jesse. Jesse has your money.
01:14:12 - I'm not a charity, and I don't run errands.
01:14:15 - Shit. - You know what?
01:14:18 Abby, I like you.
01:14:21 You're nice.
01:14:24 So, why don't you--
01:14:26 - What are you doing?
01:14:28 - Oh, I'm gay. Trust me, you're not my type.
01:14:32 - I will sponsor all of your entrance fees.
01:14:35 The legal age in California is 18.
01:14:38 And we'll split the profits 50/50.
01:14:40 - Well, I don't want to play poker for a living.
01:14:42 I just want to go to college.
01:14:44 - I'm offering you a compromise.
01:14:46 [knocking]
01:14:48 - Abby!
01:14:50 - What the fuck? - Travis?
01:14:52 - Security! - Are you okay?
01:14:54 - Hey, you gotta leave right now, okay?
01:14:56 [grunting]
01:15:00 - Awesome Danish dismatch gum!
01:15:02 - What?
01:15:04 [dramatic music]
01:15:07 [grunting]
01:15:10 [punching]
01:15:13 [grunting]
01:15:16 - Travis!
01:15:20 - That's your one.
01:15:26 - Bug the seat!
01:15:29 [grunting]
01:15:31 [grunting]
01:15:34 [punching]
01:15:37 [thud]
01:15:39 [thud]
01:15:41 - You're good.
01:15:44 [knocking]
01:15:46 - I'm a little bit broke.
01:15:48 - Pigeon! Pigeon!
01:15:51 - Where are you going? What the heck?
01:15:54 - Don't talk to me. - Why?
01:15:58 - Where are we going? Will you talk to me?
01:16:00 Abby, stop! - What?
01:16:03 What do you want? - I--uh--
01:16:07 - Do you have any idea what you just did?
01:16:10 - I wasn't gonna let them hurt you. - They weren't hurting me!
01:16:12 I was fine! I was handling it on my own!
01:16:15 - How am I supposed to know when you keep everything a secret?
01:16:18 I had to track you down to a strip club in Vegas!
01:16:22 One day you're dressed like a nun, then you're wearing this.
01:16:24 Who the hell are you? - Cut.
01:16:27 - Who are you?
01:16:29 - You love me? You don't know me!
01:16:32 - It's not true. Whatever you're going through...
01:16:36 We can figure it out. - I don't want to figure it out!
01:16:39 I've had enough crazy in my life! I don't want any more crazy!
01:16:43 And Travis, you make me crazy!
01:16:47 Shit!
01:16:53 [thud]
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01:17:03 [thud]
01:17:05 [glass shatters]
01:17:07 - Get it off, get it off! - You try it!
01:17:10 - Ah! Ah! Shit!
01:17:13 - Come here!
01:17:15 - Give it to me!
01:17:17 [glass shatters]
01:17:19 [glass shatters]
01:17:21 - Hurry, I'm sorry! - Try it, okay!
01:17:24 - I'm trying! - Oh, shit!
01:17:26 - Hey, what the fuck's going on over there?
01:17:29 - Hey, keep it down! We're trying to split!
01:17:32 - Oh! Oh, my God! I'm so sorry!
01:17:35 - I just need to take off my shoes.
01:17:38 - Hey, knock it off!
01:17:41 - What's going on over there?
01:17:44 [glass shatters]
01:17:46 [glass shatters]
01:17:48 - No!
01:17:50 [glass shatters]
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01:17:54 [glass shatters]
01:17:56 [glass shatters]
01:17:58 [glass shatters]
01:18:00 - Oh, no! - Careful here!
01:18:03 [glass shatters]
01:18:05 - Take this off!
01:18:07 - I'm not taking it off.
01:18:09 [glass shatters]
01:18:11 [glass shatters]
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01:18:25 [glass shatters]
01:18:27 [glass shatters]
01:18:29 [glass shatters]
01:18:31 - Yeah, put it in. - I don't think it's--
01:18:33 - I don't think it's in. - It's not in.
01:18:35 - Ow! Ow! Okay.
01:18:38 No, wait, hold on.
01:18:40 [indistinct chatter]
01:18:42 [glass shatters]
01:18:44 [glass shatters]
01:18:46 - I can't feel anything.
01:18:48 [glass shatters]
01:18:51 - Okay, let's get out of here.
01:18:52 [phone rings]
01:18:54 [cell phone vibrates]
01:18:58 - Abby, Mick still owes me a hundred grand,
01:19:09 and it's on you.
01:19:11 Call me.
01:19:13 [dark music]
01:19:16 ♪ ♪
01:19:20 [cell phone vibrates]
01:19:22 ♪ ♪
01:19:29 [cell phone vibrates]
01:19:31 ♪ ♪
01:19:38 - Abby. - No, it's her boyfriend.
01:19:41 Look, I know that she owes you money,
01:19:44 but I think I have a way to get it back to you.
01:19:46 - I'm listening.
01:19:48 ♪ ♪
01:19:54 - Travis?
01:19:56 ♪ ♪
01:20:03 [cell phone vibrates]
01:20:04 ♪ ♪
01:20:11 ♪ ♪
01:20:18 - What?
01:20:20 ♪ ♪
01:20:24 - Pigeon, don't be mad.
01:20:27 I've worked out a deal with Benny.
01:20:29 I'm gonna fight for him tonight and settle your debt.
01:20:32 You and your dad are off the hook.
01:20:34 I left a rental car in the parking garage
01:20:36 for you to get home.
01:20:38 I'll be back before you know it. - Shit.
01:20:41 - Travis, you know what to do.
01:20:44 - Hey, it's me. Call me back.
01:20:46 You have no idea what you've gotten yourself into.
01:20:49 [door slams]
01:20:51 - See, you found my new car.
01:20:54 Pretty sick, right? - Yeah, it's nice.
01:20:57 Tons of room in it. I like that.
01:21:01 - So it went okay?
01:21:03 - Oh, she totally bought it.
01:21:05 Handed over the chips, no problem.
01:21:07 So what do you think she's gonna do now?
01:21:10 Is she gonna start working for Benny or what?
01:21:13 - Uh, yeah, I don't think she has much of a choice at this point.
01:21:17 [chuckles]
01:21:19 One of the greatest things that I ever heard is
01:21:22 if you don't spot the chump in the first 30 seconds,
01:21:25 then you are the chump.
01:21:27 I, uh, I wanted to come see you,
01:21:29 but I have no idea where you are.
01:21:32 - I'm in college.
01:21:34 - It's about your dad.
01:21:36 - Nick still owes me 100 grand.
01:21:39 By midnight tonight.
01:21:41 I'm gonna need you to give me this chance.
01:21:43 - Get out of the club, get out of town, okay?
01:21:45 We'll figure it out.
01:21:47 - I guess I'll leave tonight. I'll head to Denver.
01:21:50 - You know, Abby, she's looking pretty hot right now.
01:21:54 - Can you not talk about my daughter things?
01:21:56 - No, no, I know. I was just like...
01:21:58 - [groans]
01:22:00 - You son of a bitch. - What are you doing?
01:22:02 - How's Denver, Nick?
01:22:04 - What the hell? Shit!
01:22:06 Obviously I'm not in Denver. That's not what I meant.
01:22:08 I'm going to Denver. Ow!
01:22:10 - You have two seconds to come clean.
01:22:12 - To come clean about what?
01:22:14 - You, Benny, Jesse,
01:22:16 you guys set me up from the beginning, didn't you?
01:22:18 You don't owe Benny any fucking money.
01:22:20 - Look at me. I'm an old fucking man.
01:22:22 I can't play as good as you play, okay?
01:22:24 And I need money. I need money to live.
01:22:27 I need a job, like a normal person.
01:22:29 - I know this doesn't look good, okay?
01:22:31 I get it. This does not look good.
01:22:33 - Yeah, right, yeah.
01:22:35 - I love you. - Get out. Get out.
01:22:38 Get out! Out of my life! Get out!
01:22:41 - Forget my dad. - Get out!
01:22:43 [tires screech] - Abby!
01:22:46 [upbeat music]
01:22:49 ♪ ♪
01:22:52 [grunting]
01:22:55 ♪ ♪
01:22:58 - Travis, you know what to do.
01:23:00 - Travis, hold me back. You don't have to fight.
01:23:02 No one owes Benny anything.
01:23:05 - And now, holding close to them,
01:23:08 this evening we have something very special.
01:23:10 The challenger, Travis Mata!
01:23:13 - All right. - Go, Travis!
01:23:15 - You can't get him! - Go, Travis!
01:23:18 - Go, Travis!
01:23:20 - [panting]
01:23:22 - Listen, come out to Vegas.
01:23:24 I thought you meant the Bellagio.
01:23:26 - Hey, I'm gonna fuck your mother tonight.
01:23:28 - Thanks, dog. - Thanks. Yeah.
01:23:30 Look, she's dead, so you can't.
01:23:33 [tires screech]
01:23:35 [dramatic music]
01:23:37 - The moment of truth is about to begin in five...
01:23:40 - Hey, don't kill him! - Is there any way that I can--
01:23:42 - More, more, more! - Okay, okay, I'm going!
01:23:45 - And now, the champion, Travis Lowdy!
01:23:50 [cheers and applause]
01:23:53 [dramatic music]
01:23:56 ♪ ♪
01:24:04 - You're going to die.
01:24:07 - Thank you.
01:24:10 [cheers and applause]
01:24:13 [dramatic music]
01:24:17 - Whoever dies, loses.
01:24:20 - How's it going?
01:24:23 - Awesome.
01:24:25 - Come on, can we go, please?
01:24:27 - Shut up!
01:24:29 - [screams]
01:24:31 - This is gonna suck.
01:24:33 - Let the battle begin!
01:24:36 [dramatic music]
01:24:39 ♪ ♪
01:24:41 - Yeah, there you go. There you go.
01:24:43 - Oh, come on!
01:24:45 - What?
01:24:47 - [grunts]
01:24:49 - Stay in it!
01:24:52 - Nice!
01:24:53 - There you go! There you go!
01:24:55 [dramatic music]
01:24:58 ♪ ♪
01:25:03 - Here, I'll pay for him.
01:25:06 - Come on, dude!
01:25:08 - Nice kick!
01:25:10 - There you go, there you go!
01:25:12 - Nice!
01:25:14 - Come on!
01:25:16 - [screams]
01:25:20 - Oh, bitch, get him, move!
01:25:22 - You think you're the king of this?
01:25:25 - Ow!
01:25:27 - Stop!
01:25:29 [dramatic music]
01:25:32 ♪ ♪
01:25:40 - Come here, you son of a bitch!
01:25:43 [grunts]
01:25:45 - [grunts]
01:25:47 - Can I get through, please?
01:25:49 - Hey, hey!
01:25:51 [dramatic music]
01:25:53 - Oh, shit!
01:25:55 [grunts]
01:25:57 [grunts]
01:25:59 - Listen to my boy, man!
01:26:01 [grunts]
01:26:03 - Oh!
01:26:05 - Shit!
01:26:07 [dramatic music]
01:26:10 ♪ ♪
01:26:12 - [grunts]
01:26:14 - [shouting indistinctly]
01:26:16 [dramatic music]
01:26:19 ♪ ♪
01:26:25 [screams]
01:26:28 [screams]
01:26:30 [thud]
01:26:32 - Get him! - Wait, he's--
01:26:34 - Get him! - Oh, shit!
01:26:36 - Fire!
01:26:38 - Fire, fire!
01:26:40 [sirens wailing]
01:26:42 - Oh, God.
01:26:44 - [whimpers]
01:26:48 - Abby?
01:26:49 [dramatic music]
01:26:52 - Shepley, come on. - Come on.
01:26:54 - Come on. - [grunts]
01:26:56 ♪ ♪
01:27:01 - I talked to Shepley, and he's fine.
01:27:03 I'll be on the first flight to Vegas tomorrow.
01:27:06 Hey, just a thought, but maybe you want to check into
01:27:09 the Mirage or the Luxor? I hear they have deals.
01:27:11 - It's fine. Manny's not gonna do anything.
01:27:13 His scam didn't work out, and no one owes him a dime.
01:27:17 - Mer, you just have to trust me.
01:27:19 Bye.
01:27:21 ♪ ♪
01:27:24 - I don't know if I ever want to leave this bed, pigeon.
01:27:27 - Hey, Travis, why do you call me "pigeon"?
01:27:30 - You don't know what a pigeon is?
01:27:32 - Yeah, it's an annoying bird that craps on people's heads.
01:27:35 - No, it's a dove.
01:27:37 An attractive girl, uh...
01:27:40 - A winning hand in poker.
01:27:42 - See? You're my pigeon.
01:27:46 I'm an exhausted pigeon.
01:27:47 - I bet. - Yeah.
01:27:50 - I'm gonna stay up for a little while.
01:27:52 - Oh. Are you scared I'm gonna disappear again
01:27:55 if you go to sleep?
01:27:57 - Cross my mind.
01:27:59 - I love you.
01:28:02 I love you, Travis Maddox.
01:28:06 - You love me?
01:28:09 - What's the tattoos?
01:28:11 - They're pretty cool.
01:28:14 ♪ ♪
01:28:19 - You sure you want to do this?
01:28:21 - Ha! Dude, I was born to ride.
01:28:24 - You got some brain damage back there.
01:28:27 - I love you, Mommy. Hey, I'll see you back at the ranch.
01:28:30 - What? - Corn.
01:28:33 - Ah! - Let's see what this puppy can do!
01:28:36 [engine revving]
01:28:38 - Is he gonna be okay?
01:28:40 - No.
01:28:43 [engine revving]
01:28:44 - Whose bag is this? - Jesse's.
01:28:47 - He's Jesse. - It doesn't matter.
01:28:50 - Does Jesse have a shirt? - Might.
01:28:53 ♪ ♪
01:28:56 - He does have a shirt. - Hey.
01:28:58 - It's not my favorite style. A little loud, but...
01:29:02 ♪ ♪
01:29:11 - He also has a ton of money in here.
01:29:13 - Actually, no, that's my money.
01:29:16 - You want it? - Yeah.
01:29:19 Told you I'm good.
01:29:21 - So then this is yours, too. - Mm-hmm.
01:29:25 - You have great taste. Here's to you.
01:29:28 ♪ ♪
01:29:31 - Ow. - Here's to us.
01:29:34 ♪ ♪
01:29:36 - How's my face?
01:29:40 - [sighs]
01:29:42 You look better already. Vegas for another night?
01:29:46 - That'll be a disaster. Let's do it.
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