1950's Tex Avery Mash-up Meilleurs Dessins Animés

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00:00 [Voix-off] "Ladies and gentlemen, believe it or not, this is your house of tomorrow. Completely prefabricated and ready to set up."
00:07 [Bruit de bouteille de verre qui se déplace]
00:13 "And there it is. Modern in every respect."
00:16 [Bruit de bouteille de verre qui se déplace]
00:18 "Why, it even has a separate entrance for each member of the family."
00:21 "For Fido."
00:22 [Musique]
00:24 "For Junior."
00:25 [Musique]
00:28 "For the missus."
00:29 [Musique]
00:30 "She just loves sweets."
00:32 [Musique]
00:34 "For Dad."
00:35 [Musique]
00:36 "And an entrance for the mother-in-law."
00:38 [Musique]
00:40 "The home of tomorrow will be built around the television set."
00:43 [Musique]
00:45 "This modern little wonder relieves mother and dad of the problem of answering Junior's many questions."
00:51 [Musique]
01:02 "In this model, notice the deep soft cushions."
01:06 [Musique]
01:08 "No more worrying about repair bills on this model."
01:11 [Musique]
01:13 "For that never satisfied know-it-all."
01:16 "The guest who is convinced he can tune your set better than you can."
01:20 [Musique]
01:26 "Las Vegas Special for you 2-bit gamblers."
01:29 "Let's you gamble on your channel."
01:31 [Musique]
01:42 "This automatic orange juicer removes all the seeds from the juice."
01:46 [Musique]
01:50 "Here's a frying pan with a special attachment to keep the bacon from curling up."
01:54 "Just push the button."
01:56 [Musique]
02:01 "This modern stove is equipped with a clear view door so you may look into your oven."
02:05 "Yes sir, looking through this little window, you can see everything."
02:10 [Musique]
02:17 "This advanced model automatically eliminates picture distortion from passing airplanes."
02:22 [Musique]
02:31 "However, it does clutter up the living room."
02:34 [Musique]
02:36 "This stunning Paris creation was especially designed for the women."
02:40 "The body is done in a delicate shade of seashell pink with a dash of color on the hood."
02:46 "Louis XIV criss-crossed curtains in polka dot Swiss organ dey."
02:51 "The fender flowers are potted Peruvian poppies."
02:54 "And the fender panties are gathered white lace."
02:57 "And for daring, it has the smart new plunging neckline revealing almost the entire fan."
03:05 "The rear end is done up in a flattering bustle effect."
03:09 "The modern bathroom is equipped with individual medicine cabinets."
03:14 "For father."
03:16 [Musique]
03:17 "For mother."
03:19 [Musique]
03:20 "For junior."
03:22 [Musique]
03:23 "And for the mother-in-law."
03:25 [Musique]
03:27 "A set to dispose of lengthy commercially."
03:30 [Musique]
03:39 "With the new seal beam headlights."
03:41 [Rire]
03:42 "Oh no."
03:44 [Rire]
03:45 "This little model should prove popular."
03:47 "It allows you to see all of the picture."
03:50 [Musique]
03:54 "Watch while you watch, mother."
03:56 [Musique]
03:59 "This latest television set features a screen for each member of the family."
04:04 "For the housewife."
04:06 [Musique]
04:08 "For the kiddies."
04:10 [Musique]
04:14 "And for the tired businessman."
04:16 [Musique]
04:22 "And the..."
04:24 [Musique]
04:28 "A foolproof garage."
04:30 "This set up will keep your wife from cracking up the fenders getting in and out of the garage."
04:34 [Musique]
04:38 "To clear up the mystery of whether the light stays on or goes off when you close the door of your refrigerator."
04:43 "We have this model equipped with a window."
04:45 "So you can see just what happens to the light when you close the door."
04:49 [Musique]
04:56 "Here's a handy little model that comes with a hole in the top."
04:59 "For all those people who have pet giraffes."
05:01 [Musique]
05:03 "This new directional tail light signal is equipped with a loudspeaker."
05:06 "It not only signals which way you're going to turn."
05:09 "It also announces it."
05:11 "Turning left, turning left, turning right, turning right."
05:16 "It also works with women drivers."
05:18 "Turning right, no left, right, straight ahead, left, stop, no right."
05:24 "These new bumpers were built with pedestrians in mind."
05:27 "Just let them try to get away."
05:30 [Musique]
05:34 "This same model has a glass bottom so that when you hit a pedestrian."
05:38 "You can look down and see if he was a friend of yours."
05:40 [Musique]
05:42 "Peeping Toms."
05:44 [Musique]
05:46 "This king size station wagon will comfortably seat every member of the entire family."
05:50 "You, wife, maid, kids, dog, cat, nary and the mother-in-law."
05:58 [Musique]
06:00 "Here's something for you younger fellas."
06:02 "An adjustable seat for that bashful date."
06:05 "Just pull the lever."
06:07 [Musique]