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00:00 Influencers!
00:02 I was expecting like a gasp or something.
00:06 Oh, okay.
00:08 They're the worst.
00:10 I hate 'em.
00:12 Anytime I see an influencer,
00:14 just like,
00:16 Is there anything an influencer
00:18 hasn't ruined by this point?
00:20 No, I don't think so.
00:24 They think they own everything.
00:26 They think they own the air
00:28 they breathe.
00:30 They think they own every space.
00:32 And they're just annoying.
00:34 Today we're gonna look at the most annoying influencers
00:36 and why they suck.
00:38 But not me, of course. Of course not.
00:40 The best.
00:42 There's a lady in the park
00:44 trying to do her little short videos.
00:46 But someone dares
00:50 to also be in the park?
00:52 Watch this fitness influencer kick off a stranger.
00:56 He's completely
00:58 ruining her livestream.
01:00 He's ruining it! Why dare you sit on a park bench?
01:02 I've been eating healthy,
01:04 staying hydrated.
01:06 It's a bit hard in the cold
01:08 these mornings.
01:10 Thank God she's been staying hydrated, Ken.
01:12 Gotta drink water.
01:14 It's important. It's like the memes of like,
01:16 "I have a headache!" and the boyfriend comes running,
01:18 "Have you drunk enough water today?"
01:20 "Yes! Leave me alone!"
01:24 That guy looks tired as f*ck too.
01:26 He just wanna sit down.
01:28 This can't be real.
01:30 And?
01:36 And?
01:52 The Uno reverse card!
01:54 Yeah!
01:56 She can't move it, actually, because it's on a tripod.
01:58 You can't--they're bolted into the ground.
02:00 You just can't move a tripod.
02:02 She was there first, alright?
02:04 I mean, she wasn't on the bench, but she was--
02:06 you know, everything in line of that camera
02:08 is hers right now.
02:10 She ran 5 kilometers with a tripod.
02:12 No. Okay.
02:14 She did not run at all!
02:16 Do we have to explain fitness influencers to people?
02:20 You know the people that show up at the gym
02:22 just to film themselves and then just leave?
02:24 Yeah. That was a tough one.
02:26 They don't do those workouts to get in that shape.
02:28 They do those workouts because they are in that shape.
02:30 I do so many ab--
02:32 that one kettlebell ab workout
02:34 they do where they just spin the kettlebell around
02:36 and it does nothing.
02:38 Oh, she was livestreaming.
02:42 What a great bit for a livestream.
02:46 I'm a little bit tired.
02:48 Come on, I'm asking you nicely.
02:50 I love it.
02:52 You're gonna be on mine now if everyone sees you.
02:54 Come on.
02:56 I'm asking you nicely, aka I'm telling you.
02:58 Old man.
03:00 You know who I am?
03:02 This is so unreasonable.
03:04 Who's that in the background back there? She's filming the dog!
03:06 Starts chasing the--hey!
03:08 Hey, you know what?
03:10 Get out of the shot!
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04:58 Okay. So...
05:02 She wants to film herself
05:04 going into an Uber.
05:06 And the Uber driver's like, "Bro, just get in the car."
05:08 *laughs* But she wants
05:14 it to be like a nice shot.
05:16 So she just can't possibly
05:18 just go inside the f***ing car.
05:20 Incredible.
05:28 She did it. She sat down
05:30 in the vehicle, Ken. Can you believe it?
05:32 I feel like she plays it up on purpose, but you're still
05:34 doing it. It doesn't really matter.
05:36 I just had that realization.
05:38 Okay, tell me.
05:40 This is...
05:42 This is our fault.
05:44 *laughs*
05:46 Not so much me as it is you.
05:48 I haven't done anything!
05:50 We've inspired this current generation
05:52 of content creators.
05:54 Why haven't I done this?
05:56 *laughs*
05:58 All I've done is upload videos and go, "Look at me, look at me,
06:00 look at me, look at me! I'm playing games!"
06:02 "What's wrong with that?!"
06:04 It's so embarrassing to see how it's like
06:08 evolved.
06:10 Everything that I know.
06:12 Because we did it and we're like, "Oh, I hope people don't
06:14 think this is the wrong way."
06:16 We were cringed too. I'd watch my own videos and be like,
06:18 "Oh, God." And all I'm doing is playing video games
06:20 and now I see people in real life situations
06:22 just being awkward and I'm like,
06:24 "Ugh, I just want to throw up."
06:26 But you see,
06:28 Ken, we were pioneers.
06:30 We did it when there was
06:32 no one else to look out for.
06:34 We were the original ones.
06:36 We didn't even know you could get paid doing it.
06:38 We just did it.
06:40 I learned after I started that I could get paid?
06:42 So I think we should eliminate
06:44 everyone that's an influencer that's
06:46 in the last like 10 years.
06:48 Just kill them all.
06:50 Facts. Yeah. We can even make content.
06:52 We can make a show out of it. We can get Mr. Beast involved.
06:54 He just makes a show
06:56 out of it and everyone shows up.
06:58 It could be like a Hunger Games version
07:00 of YouTube Survivor.
07:02 So there's a lot of these where influencers
07:04 are trying to get stuff for free
07:06 because for exposure,
07:08 right? Yeah.
07:10 So I'm going to read this in my white girl
07:12 annoying voice.
07:14 "I'm giving one star because
07:16 of the cheap management and customer
07:18 service. I heard the food
07:20 was very good, so I went to try.
07:22 Me and the BF got calamari,
07:24 spaghetti alla vongole,
07:26 and gnocchi. All were very
07:28 delicious. I was actually so
07:30 impressed that when the manager came to ask us
07:32 how everything tasted, I told
07:34 her it was some of the best Italian food I've
07:36 had and I told her I'm going to post it
07:38 on my Instagram
07:40 where I have over
07:42 11,000
07:44 followers and a lot
07:46 of them, Ken, are in the
07:48 area." Oh my gosh.
07:50 Like
07:52 11,000. Not bad
07:54 by any means, but now with Instagram
07:56 everyone buying accounts, like it doesn't mean
07:58 anything. Yeah, you can buy your account
08:00 out of this. Everyone does it
08:02 all the f*cking time, so it means
08:04 nothing. It's like live
08:06 streamers whenever they have an update that like
08:08 affects the bots, they just like don't stream.
08:10 Really?
08:12 I didn't know that!
08:14 [Laughter]
08:16 What the f*ck?
08:18 That's a thing?
08:20 Because people are just attracted to big numbers like, "Oh,
08:22 everyone's watching this. I should watch it too."
08:24 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:26 Botting is freaking rampant in this place.
08:28 I didn't know that. Anyway,
08:30 I was wrong. I thought that she
08:32 would be grateful for the free advertising,
08:34 but when the check came, there was literally
08:36 no discount at
08:38 all. I thought at least
08:40 one of the entrees would be taken off,
08:42 but they didn't even take off the calamari!
08:44 They didn't take
08:46 off the calamari!
08:48 I will live without the calamari!
08:50 Cannot believe it.
08:52 I had to pay for the food?
08:54 And service?
08:56 Did they tip?
08:58 [Sigh]
09:00 Probably not. I've never seen this,
09:02 but I imagine
09:04 it'd be as bad as
09:06 I think it would be to see people dancing
09:08 on filmed TikToks in public.
09:10 [Music]
09:12 [Music]
09:14 [Music]
09:16 [Music]
09:18 walks up, "hell yeah!" I feel like a lot of these when this happens is actually a skip. Yeah I find
09:31 it really hard to to know to be honest. Looks pretty fake to me god damn it I got baited.
09:38 Well that's this is kind of like a common trend now is crazy things of like oh this
09:43 influencer got owned or something like people the people influencers are aware all the old
09:48 prank channels where they're all like I pranked my wife for like the 18th time this week she
09:53 hasn't called on yet. Maybe she's just a little slump. There's a lot of these content of just
09:59 like filming strangers right they have this girl for example. Rock paper scissors shoot
10:04 and if you win you get to kiss me are you ready?
10:08 Your guy. There he goes. There goes my hero. The one that got away. She'll never forget him.
10:19 He's in the video game section get his glasses. You get to kiss me. It's your lucky day.
10:26 Nabi. Uh yeah I don't know if this is real either to be honest. Also sometimes they
10:33 influence or self expose themselves by writing different posts. Here for example isn't it
10:40 hilarious that you look like a normal human being at a coffee shop. Meanwhile you're a multi six to
10:47 seven figure month. Which one is it. That's a big leap. I think you would know how much you're making.
10:56 Earner CEO of global brand plus do things in one day that most people can't even comprehend
11:04 doing in their lifetime. Oh God. Hurts. Isn't it hilarious Ken. It's so funny. I just can't stop.
11:11 It's almost like most people don't give a shit about you.
11:13 Well that's the. God. I don't know like what people think being like an influencer like
11:21 the life like say that we live being YouTubers actually is. That's a good point. There are like
11:26 cool things that happen. Yeah yeah yeah. Most of your life is fairly normal and you're just sitting
11:31 in front of a camera. That's the part of the shortest part is this right here. The rest of
11:35 it is like all the other things you got to do like stuff. It's like all the YouTubers are retiring
11:42 lately. Yeah. And people just can't comprehend it. And it's like yeah they've done nothing but
11:47 obsess over their job. Yeah. Now they made money so they're like uh yeah I think I'm done. I don't
11:52 want to do this anymore. Yeah. What. How can they retire. I don't get it. It's the easiest job in
11:58 the world. Anyone can do it. Literally anyone. Yeah it's almost like it's the most competitive
12:03 job ever. It's so easy but then you're like go and do it. You know. Show me how easy it is.
12:09 The job itself recording talking and having a laugh. That's the easy part. Being successful at
12:14 it is the hard part. I was going to make a point how like most people just aren't that interesting
12:19 but I don't even think I'm like that if 100 million subs worth interesting but you know.
12:24 Most people aren't that interesting. Like I said like the numbers like go back to the botting stuff
12:30 you create a buzz and there's this momentum base like once you get it rolling if you can keep it
12:34 rolling and people are like oh that's popular so I'm going to jump on. You know there's a whole
12:37 oh there's a whole science to it. Here is an influencer doing yoga.
12:44 Nothing wrong with that right Ken. Hmm. Where are they. Look closer. Oh no.
12:53 Oh no. Oh no.
12:57 It's one of my actual fears not become one of these people but like meet them.
13:05 And like I've met them Ken. I've met them. It's not fun. Why do you think I don't go to
13:10 conventions anymore. They just latch on to you too. They're like someone with more followers.
13:17 Must steal the life force. Like I don't know you. I'm here with my friends.
13:23 Leave me alone. I always use that as an excuse like Ken why aren't you more popular. And I'm
13:27 like because I don't want people to latch. It's not really. Anyway. Yeah. So that no one can latch
13:32 on to me. This can never happen to me. It's my greatest fears. More filming in public Ken. Oh
13:38 God. Canadians trying to walk right in her shot. And there's no way are they.
13:46 This is a tough reality. The tough reality can that people just don't realize how hard it is
13:55 for us influence. It's almost like they do it on purpose. Yeah. So you're in a hallway
14:01 outside of a bathroom like in a mall. No one else is even walking. She's like literally
14:06 waiting for these people start. Yeah. There's no one there. I was saying earlier like because I
14:10 don't want to be associated with these people in any case like if I even just take a photo of
14:15 anything in public I'm like oh God people are going to think I'm an influencer. I mean I am
14:18 an influencer but I just want to take it. God damn it. Yeah. I hate what I've become.
14:23 Because here in Japan they're so polite about it like they dodge your shot. Maybe they think
14:30 I'm recording or something if I take a photo. But a lot of times like if they see someone take a
14:34 photo they'll wait behind you. It happens so often. I'm taking a photo and then I look behind
14:39 me and there's like two people waiting to see if it's OK. Oh that's really nice. It is nice but
14:46 I also just feel bad whenever it happens because I'm right. It's fine. Yeah. Well there's always
14:51 influencers like I'm going to Japan. Yeah I'm going to go visit. Do you ever like have you
14:55 ever been out in one of those are like out and about and they see you and they're like
15:00 you know that's my biggest fear. Don't remind me. I saw PewDiePie in March. Yeah. Look here they are.
15:07 I feel like a giraffe at a zoo. When I see that footage I'm like cool. Here they are in their
15:12 natural habitat eating food at a restaurant. Like yeah. Yeah. Well then like your privacy like
15:18 issues start kicking in. Like where did they see you at. You know it's like what did they film.
15:21 Like you know. Yeah yeah yeah. That's right. All right. This is how a regular people dress Ken.
15:27 Let's see if you can spot the influencer. OK.
15:29 Wow. Giraffe clothing. That is so rad. No one cares. I think they're hilarious. I think they're
15:41 way funnier than we ever were. Which ones. There's none one funnier. But there's just so many of them
15:48 now. They all just like get drowned out. Like I like go my tick tock and be going like my god
15:53 this stuff is hilarious. I would have never thought about it. It'll be like we're just like basic
15:57 stuff. I'm like I can't tell if you're ironic or not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm actually being serious.
16:02 The ones that we're looking at here. These suck. I hate. Yes. No I know. OK. I know what you mean.
16:06 There's a ton of really funny people. Random tick tocks are shorts. You see people. Yeah. Yeah.
16:11 But too bad. We're here first and we are not letting anyone else.
16:22 Oh yes. The gym influenced the gym influencers. Definitely the worst ones.
16:29 Because you know the rule. If you fail you own the space. OK.
16:34 She thinks a guy is like creeping on her.
16:46 It's like glancing in her direction. How dare he look over there.
16:50 Staring at her. Who is watching this kind of content.
16:54 Cool that guy. I mean.
16:56 Oh man.
17:02 You don't have to do that. It's OK. No no it's OK. I got it. Thank you though.
17:14 OK. Yeah I get it. A lot of guys are probably creepy at the gym. But I know this was like
17:21 the way her reaction is compared to what he was doing just seems so off. I also love this
17:26 caption. He's going to jail for staring at an underage 21 year old. Is she trolling or is she
17:31 just actually being. I don't know. This is the thing about it though. Like so many. There's a
17:35 lot of channels that will cover stuff like this and talk about it. You know kind of like reaction
17:39 to stuff. Yeah. Like I said the influence. They're aware. And like so half the time they're doing it
17:43 on purpose to be cringe and to get attention. But I think this one was right because she made like
17:48 a crying apology about it. OK. Yeah. Well yeah maybe it was. But it's like I do find it very
17:54 unfortunate of like how much everyone's lives needs to be content now. Like it's not it's not
18:02 just content creators anymore like vlogging and like recording everything. Yeah. It's like
18:06 everybody now. Because like oh I could get that clip. I could I could put it online or whatever.
18:10 It's like you see concerts and everyone just has their phone up in the air and say like it's
18:14 during the moment and it's like it's a brain. It's a brain rot. It's very depressing to where
18:20 it's got. It's our fault. What have we done. I have to take a photo of your meal. Otherwise how
18:25 can other people know it exists. It is definitely a brain bug where it's hard to do stuff just for
18:31 its own sake. Yeah. I remember talking to other YouTubers sometimes and they're like oh yeah I'm
18:36 like watching this anime. Oh cool. So I'm thinking about making a video on it. OK.
18:41 Enjoy it. You don't have to. You can just watch it. Yeah.
18:45 You can just enjoy your life. It's fun. Look look what everyone's wearing like
18:51 winter jackets. She walks out in a top and thinks it's weird that everyone's staring at her.
18:55 God bless the British ladies. But what the f***. They think it's summer and it's just like
19:05 seafront super windy like two degrees out and they're walking you know from the nightclub in
19:11 like a short skirt and tank top and we're just laughing at them. They're like yeah
19:16 everyone's looking at me in my little skippy outfit like no we're laughing at you. You dumb.
19:21 So there you go. The wonderful world of influencers. I would like to apologize.
19:28 Take this moment to just say sorry. We just wanted to play video games.
19:35 That's what we wanted to do. They started giving us money. If it's this bad now can you imagine.
19:40 It's not gonna get better. I know that's the thing. It's just gonna get worse. What will
19:44 you do if your kids say dad I want to be an influencer like you. Oh no. Put him back.
19:52 You know it's not a bad job. It's if you're if you're not cringe about it.
19:58 If Bjorn says those words I throw him right straight into Valhalla.
20:03 Dad why are we at this volcano. Sorry I just gotta film this for Instagram.
20:07 This is such a weird joke. It is but at the same time I like the bring the bringing it back around.
20:16 You gotta have a part two. If it does good you have to make a part two somehow. You gotta bring
20:20 it back. And then you do the apology videos. Oh no. All right well check out Ken. See you in the
20:27 the next video. Bye bye.