Peek Inside the Teacher's Lounge: Secrets Unveiled in ABC's Abbott Elementary Season 3 Episode 4! Join Quinta Brunson, Tyler James Williams, and the rest of the talented cast as they navigate the hilarity and drama of the schoolyard. Watch now on ABC!
Abbott Elementary Cast:
Quinta Brunson, Tyler James Williams, Janelle James, Lisa Ann Walter, Chris Perfetti and Sheryl Lee Ralph
Stream Abbott Elementary Season 3 now on ABC and Hulu!
Abbott Elementary Cast:
Quinta Brunson, Tyler James Williams, Janelle James, Lisa Ann Walter, Chris Perfetti and Sheryl Lee Ralph
Stream Abbott Elementary Season 3 now on ABC and Hulu!
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00:00 I just don't get it.
00:01 You know, I thought we beat cigarettes with the Truth campaign.
00:03 It's just so retro.
00:05 Well, maybe they're getting cool again.
00:07 I mean, clogs are back. Anything's possible.
00:09 Yes, well, yes, but there are some cool clogs.
00:12 I just can't believe that children are smoking ragweed.
00:15 I know. Don't they know that smoking kills?
00:17 Hmm.
00:18 Jacob, you literally vape.
00:20 Okay, that's different. That--
00:21 Yes, and that it's worse because you can vape anywhere.
00:24 You vape all through salt burn.
00:25 You're inhaling thousands of toxins.
00:27 Yuck.
00:28 Yeah, well, Janine smokes weed every day.
00:31 [ Gasps ]
00:32 No. Damn, Avro man.
00:33 Nope. Not every day.
00:36 Every night.
00:37 Janine.
00:38 Rifa.
00:39 Gyanja.
00:41 The devil's lettuce.
00:42 That's why your feet so big.
00:44 It's medicinal, and it's considerate.
00:46 If I didn't smoke, I'd be an insufferable Energizer Bunny.
00:49 What a twist. Janine is quietly off their lap.
00:51 Hey, but you can't talk, okay?
00:53 You a hookah head. Mm-hmm.
00:54 Facts and microdosing.
00:56 I just eyeball it and say, "Yeah, that's enough."
00:58 Now, I don't smoke,
01:00 but I do enjoy a protein bar edible on the weekends.
01:03 You know, research actually showed --
01:04 Wow. This man just made drugs boring.
01:07 I suggest that you all drop your vices
01:11 and take a hit of my drug of choice,
01:15 J-E-S-U-S.
01:18 Street name Christ.
01:21 Uh, you've been known to demolish
01:24 those little bottles of Chardonnay.
01:26 And you snort that liquid marijuana.
01:29 You don't snort it.
01:31 It is CBD oil, and I rub it on my joints.
01:33 It's a gateway ointment.
01:35 Your lungs are dust.
01:36 Crackheads.
01:37 Speaking of joints,
01:38 you ever submerge yourself in the essence of --
01:39 Oh, sh-sh-sh-sh.
01:40 Don't finish that sentence.
01:42 Frankincense and rosemary.
01:44 I bathed in it while I had a blunt.
01:47 [ Silence ]
01:52 [BLANK_AUDIO]