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00:00 *musique*
00:02 *bruit de coup*
00:02 Wouah!
00:03 Hey! Who's kicking all these cans?
00:05 Told you I could hit 'em three times.
00:07 What else?
00:07 So what do we do?
00:08 How 'bout taking these for a ride?
00:10 *musique*
00:11 Woh woh woh woh woh what?
00:12 Noobs!
00:13 On me!
00:13 What?
00:14 Thank you, Papa!
00:14 New bikes and movie tickets?
00:16 It's like a prank, but good!
00:18 *bruit de pas*
00:18 Huh?
00:19 *musique*
00:21 Dad, where's he off to?
00:23 Hmm...
00:23 I hope you're hungry 'cause I got donuts!
00:25 Wow!
00:26 And not just any donuts, I went to the...
00:28 Papa?
00:29 *ronflement*
00:30 Papa, wake up!
00:31 Ah! Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie!
00:33 I'm just bringing home all this sweet stuff.
00:35 I...
00:36 Donut...
00:37 Care.
00:38 Eh?
00:39 *musique*
00:40 *bruit de coup*
00:41 *musique*
00:44 Beef Up, the only protein shake with beef in the name.
00:48 Eeeh...
00:49 *bruit de coup*
00:50 Oh my gosh! Dad works here?
00:52 Yes, sir!
00:53 Uh, what can I do for you, Giles, sir?
00:55 You haven't stew.
00:56 Whether it's selling Beef Up or winning season 14
00:59 of the hit 90's competition show,
01:01 Global Fight Race!
01:03 *rire*
01:05 Whore!
01:06 I mean, that's a number two mindset.
01:08 We don't do number two here.
01:10 And if you drink as much Beef Up as I do,
01:12 you'll never do number two again!
01:14 *bruit de coup*
01:15 *bruit de coup*
01:16 Aaaaaah!
01:17 Adam, I want to talk to you about Beef Up,
01:20 the world's first carbonated protein shake.
01:23 What?
01:24 You'll take five cases?
01:25 Oh, that's great!
01:26 Uh, let me...
01:27 Papa, why are you doing this?
01:29 Guess there's no point in hiding it anymore.
01:31 Working here is how I've been able to afford
01:33 all that new stuff.
01:34 I've been sneaking around 'cause...
01:36 Oh, it's embarrassing.
01:38 Took this second job in order to earn some extra money.
01:41 Oh, Papa, we had no idea!
01:44 If we have to choose between having you around
01:46 or fancy new things, we choo...
01:48 Oh, this stuff is pretty great too.
01:50 I mean, man, do I love the new bikes!
01:53 And those dump...
01:54 Aaaah!
01:55 Sorry to burst your bubble,
01:56 but you signed a contract.
01:58 According to this baby, a race trading card.
02:01 There's only one, so you'll have to fight over it.
02:05 Hello, my name is Say Name Here,
02:07 and I want to...
02:08 This isn't right, Cricket.
02:09 Papa will get me out of here!
02:12 How many times do I have to tell you?
02:14 No, I...
02:15 What are we playing for?
02:17 The freedom of Bill Green.
02:19 Yeah!
02:20 If we win, our dad...
02:21 A sedition!
02:23 3, 2, 1...
02:26 That's for my staple, run over!
02:31 Oh no! A stapler's only...
02:34 Is there cake?
02:36 No.
02:37 Go, Papa! Clear him a lead!
02:40 See you later, greens!
02:44 See you later!
02:50 See you later!
02:52 Move, you...
02:53 I thought, time to pull out all the stops!
02:56 Tackle time!
02:57 Papa, no!
03:00 Dang it!
03:04 What are we gonna do?
03:05 Over there!
03:06 Looks like it's time to beef up!
03:11 Huh?
03:12 Cricket, what are you doing?
03:13 No, no, no, no!
03:18 We won! We did it!
03:20 Oh man, that was so much fun!
03:22 Way more...
03:23 Number one...
03:25 Ah, good to be back.
03:27 Papa, I found your original contract!
03:30 Thanks, sweetie.
03:31 Cricket, will you do the honors?
03:33 My pleasure!
03:34 Things we can do today!
03:35 Ooh, the dessert pizza truck is two blocks away!
03:37 Sure, that sounds good.
03:38 Wait, no, the lines are...
03:39 Be spontaneous!
03:40 You just gotta look around real fast to make a decision!
03:42 Pet sale! Let's buy a pet!
03:44 Trouble, but...
03:45 Second time's the charm!
03:47 Hello, little guy!
03:49 I'm sold!
03:50 Snakey is my best friend, I made a good decision.
03:53 Wow, I can't believe you...
03:54 No, thank...
04:00 Just...
04:01 Hello, Gloria!
04:04 Three hot chocolates for three best fri...
04:06 Rude!
04:07 Get out of here!
04:08 Well, we were leaving anyway!
04:10 Cricket, I'm starting to think that the...
04:11 Hundred dollars!
04:12 Do not hear a one hundred!
04:13 One hundred dollars, I need a hundred sold!
04:15 To the distinguished lady!
04:16 ...and feed for the animals, so be good,
04:24 'cause I won't be here to stop you from doing anything you want!
04:26 Bye!
04:27 You should have seen your face!
04:28 That's Phoenix down there.
04:29 Alive and well!
04:31 I can tell we're all gonna be best friends!
04:34 Here, you can have Tilly's bed!
04:41 Oh, Snakey, don't hide! Come on out!
04:44 Come on!
04:45 Come on out of there, you little stinker!
04:48 Oh, the snake!
04:50 You!
04:51 Oh, look at that, he came out on his own!
04:58 Coming at ya!
04:59 Gotcha, you little rascal!
05:01 Remy, who's the snake owner here?
05:02 Well, I mean, I read a couple of books once...
05:04 This is a guessing game, and I guess...
05:08 Hot dogs!
05:09 Here, Snakey, eat your hot dog!
05:11 It'll make you grow!
05:12 Speaking as a hugging expert,
05:14 that is not a hug of affection!
05:16 It's okay, guys, I can hold my breath!
05:18 Crafting with Clementine.
05:24 Today we'll be knitting sweaters for puppies!
05:27 You're doing bum me out!
05:29 Let's make a nice mug for our grandsons!
05:32 Oh, I wish they--
05:33 Them devil worms!
05:35 How do they move with no legs?
05:37 Actually, they move them--
05:38 --of his new life,
05:39 but I'm sure by tomorrow morning,
05:41 Snakey will be in a much better mood.
05:43 Cricket, this was a bad idea!
05:45 Snakey is just too much for you!
05:47 What a couple of fair-weather friends!
05:49 Oh, it's just a mirage.
05:51 Oh, man, being a first-time snake owner is hard.
05:53 Am I wrong?
05:54 Hey, I can't find any of the animals!
05:56 Couldn't you keep an eye out for 'em?
05:58 Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
05:59 Snake!
06:00 Touching what?
06:01 Cricket, what is--
06:05 Toothpaste!
06:06 Remy, that's a weird plan.
06:07 But it's a plan nevertheless!
06:09 You two hold him down!
06:10 Snake!
06:11 He's getting away!
06:14 He's going into the--
06:16 Just use the gate!
06:17 Please, use the gate, son!
06:19 Right. Thanks, family.
06:21 Hello, Snakey.
06:24 You've really disappointed me.
06:25 A pet of mine needed--
06:26 Uh, Remy, what was that about a plan?
06:31 Let's go get the farm spool.
06:33 Yep.
06:34 Uh-huh.
06:36 Bon, les amis, après ce soir--
06:37 About snakes.
06:38 Excuse me, lady, I need to return my snake to your store.
06:41 Kid, there is no store anymore.
06:43 I'm going out of business!
06:44 Why else do you think you got a snake for 50 cents?
06:48 Now!
06:49 Wait, I know!
06:50 Snakey should go with Remy!
06:51 What?
06:52 Son, I thought you said you were gonna think things through from now on.
06:55 No, I've thought about this.
06:56 You're cautious, you know a lot about snakes.
06:58 Oink!
06:59 Call me Remy the reptile boy!
07:02 Ooh, that sounded better in my head.
07:03 Yeah.
07:04 Bye-bye!
07:05 Bye, guys!
07:09 Hey, Gloria!
07:13 What are you setting up all this sound equipment for?
07:15 You're gonna sing a little song.
07:16 Did you hear about the open mic?
07:18 You realize you're supposed to be working, right?
07:20 Ugh, whatever.
07:21 Gloria says you--
07:22 Dude, you're funny, you're weird, you say a lot of stuff I don't understand.
07:25 You're full of talents.
07:27 Ah! Spiders! Spiders everywhere!
07:30 Maybe five?
07:32 Fashion?
07:33 This will do nicely.
07:36 You know what?
07:38 How about juggling some nice soft sponges?
07:40 They're fun!
07:41 Lame!
07:42 I know what I'm gonna act.
07:44 I can't believe--
07:49 Sense of fashion!
07:50 It is bad!
07:53 By creepy, you mean creeping into my heart?
07:56 Then yeah!
07:57 Alright, that's it!
08:01 Easy!
08:02 So, ventriloquism is cool and all--
08:04 At the dinner table.
08:05 Okay, okay, I just think you don't need Henry.
08:08 Get rid of him.
08:09 You've got plenty of other talents.
08:11 Oh, I know what's going on here.
08:13 I think somebody's been bit--
08:15 Louis, I swear!
08:16 Well, you should be.
08:17 That girl's like a beautiful young Geppetto.
08:19 Tilly made that dang puppet so laugh like you think he's really alive!
08:23 But we all know he's not, right?
08:25 Put it like that, I--
08:26 And Henry also has something he wants to say.
08:29 Thanks for lending Tilly--
08:31 No, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.
08:32 A hand!
08:33 Don't mention it!
08:37 Start show!
08:38 Henry, cricket!
08:41 Were you trying to make Henry more comfortable?
08:44 I was trying to smother Henry.
08:46 You were trying to m--
08:47 Wait!
08:48 Okay, Henry, I'm just gonna close your horrifying peepers here.
08:53 There we go.
08:55 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:58 Henry's gone!
08:59 I mean, oh no, Henry's gone.
09:01 Tilly?
09:02 Hello, Tilly?
09:03 Hiya, cricket!
09:06 Who's the dummy now?
09:08 Act one, I bury you in a deep, deep hole.
09:11 Act two, you die!
09:14 Remy!
09:15 Fine, I'll make it work.
09:16 Hello, everyone!
09:17 Welcome to Big Coffee's open mic.
09:19 But hey, you know what?
09:20 You don't need 'em!
09:21 You're rife with talents!
09:23 I was really looking.
09:25 Do you feel as sad as me?
09:27 I grind up the beans like they grind up my soul!
09:30 This is Cricket Green.
09:31 Finally, some real entertainment!
09:33 Up next is Tilly Green!
09:43 Save your seat, buddy.
09:44 Right up front.
09:46 You're the show!
09:48 You can't get rid of me, Cricket!
09:50 Same!
09:52 Except she's a smarty and I'm a dummy!
09:55 Oh, Henry, you flatter me!
09:57 I'll give you your money after the show.
09:59 We're gonna be pals forever and ever and ever and ever!
10:09 Hey, Henry, why don't we sing a song?
10:11 I feel so much better!
10:22 What a...
10:24 Hi, Henry!
10:25 Of course I don't!
10:26 He's horrifying!
10:28 I didn't say anything 'cause I didn't want to ruin your fun and, well...
10:31 I guess I went ahead and did that anyway, huh?
10:34 But Cricket, I have no dummy to speak of.
10:37 No, you got the biggest dummy around.
10:39 Me.
10:41 Say hi to everyone, Cricket!
10:45 Whoa, look at that guy!
10:47 Ooh, spiky!
10:48 How is he moving with his pants like...
10:50 You don't know these people?
10:51 I do.
10:52 What?
10:53 Their names, jobs, everything.
10:55 Wow!
10:56 Enough for me.
10:57 Oh, ah!
10:58 This vanilla ice cream is so spicy!
11:00 So, the people bites.
11:01 Oh, no!
11:02 So what'd she do?
11:03 Well, Winifred wasn't ready to give up, so...
11:06 How'd you know all that?
11:07 Can you read minds?
11:09 No, no, no.
11:10 That's the game!
11:11 I can never think of ideas.
11:13 I just can't find the inspiration.
11:15 Come on, Bill!
11:16 The worst you can...
11:17 Next to more houses!
11:18 And his house has four...
11:20 No, that's ridiculous.
11:21 Three...
11:22 Oh, what?
11:23 I was really having fun with Phil's story.
11:25 I didn't even get to talk about his walls.
11:27 They're...
11:28 Falcon is a businessman, lawyer, and citizen of...
11:30 Explosion City.
11:32 Wow, that was a great story, Cricket.
11:36 I'm not done yet!
11:37 Helicopter.
11:39 There's always a helicopter!
11:40 Falcon blasted off after the criminal,
11:41 but the criminal was ready with a giant rocket launcher!
11:44 But Falcon's dance moves were too good!
11:46 And then the helicopter exploded
11:47 and the criminal was hurled through the sky, but Falcon...
11:49 Whoa!
11:50 Whoa!
11:52 Whoa!
11:55 Yeah!
11:56 Ah!
11:57 Ah!
11:58 And that's...
11:59 I'll show you how it's done.
12:01 Hmm...
12:02 Oh, you see that girl over there with a gallon of attitude?
12:05 Well, she didn't used to be this way.
12:08 Once upon a time, there was a plumbing school.
12:11 But Grace was tempted away by the woods
12:13 'cause it had free Wi-Fi and degrees in art!
12:17 There in the woods, she switched her dress for a skimpy tattoo.
12:21 She tripped and fell into a bush!
12:24 Her piercing got tangled in the thorns!
12:26 And sure enough, a forest beast gobbled her up!
12:30 She's there.
12:32 Ma, that was... pretty heavy.
12:35 Of course it was!
12:36 That's what ma--
12:37 Don't forget to use your imagination.
12:39 My imagination, huh?
12:40 Well, let's see...
12:42 Defrost.
12:43 Potato.
12:44 Stop, stop, stop!
12:45 - I can't take it. - I wanna cook.
12:47 Dr. Candycorn lives in the crowded village of Shoeville.
12:52 Oh, friends!
12:58 They danced so beautifully
13:00 that they cured the puppy planet's illness!
13:03 Mama, every story needs a little whimsy.
13:05 And puppies.
13:06 Yeah, that was great!
13:07 Of course, nothing--
13:08 Just a minute!
13:09 Hm?
13:10 I'm not done telling my story!
13:12 You mean there's more?
13:13 - So? - Finish cooking.
13:15 Dang it, Bill, you're losing 'em already!
13:19 Neighborhood!
13:20 Whoa! Now that's what I call action!
13:23 Phil knew he had to do some--
13:25 Detail.
13:26 So Phil's set to work saving his neighbors!
13:28 All right!
13:30 But his renegade appliance had other plans.
13:34 Phil's--
13:36 Outer space arrived as reinforcements!
13:38 Always nice to have a little whimsy!
13:40 (explosion)
13:41 With the microwave monster--
13:46 Does it?
13:47 Yep.
13:48 It explodes.
13:51 All right!
13:52 And so, the microwave monster was destroyed!
13:56 Yeah!
13:57 By you always listening to your mother.
13:59 Finally, the lesson.
14:01 And they all lived happily ever after.
14:04 The end.
14:05 (cheering)
14:06 - Papa, that was-- - Oh, all of you!
14:08 Bravo, Dad! Well put, well put.
14:10 That said, I do have some notes about your treatment
14:12 of my creation, Falcon Tuxedo.
14:14 First of all, Falcon would never need to be saved.
14:16 Also, he's immune to fire.