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00:00 [musique]
00:04 [Voix-Off] Long, long ago, deep in the forest, there was a hidden village where tiny creatures lived. They called themselves Smurfs. They were good. Then, there was Gargamel, the evil wizard. He was bad.
00:26 [Gargamel] Oh, I hate Smurfs! I'll get you, I'll get all of you if it's the last thing I ever do! [laughs] Oh, I'll get you! I'll find your village someday! You'll be sorry!
00:42 [Voix-Off] Well, the forest is still there, and if you listen, you may hear Gargamel's rage. And if you are good, you may just catch a glimpse of the Smurfs.
00:54 [musique]
01:04 [Gargamel] Smurf a rule! This Smurfberry picking contest sure has a lot of rules!
01:08 [Smurf] That's because Brainy's the judge, and he wrote them all himself!
01:12 [Brainy] Slouchy, slouchy, slouchy! Every Smurf knows that I, Brainy Smurf, will make a great judge!
01:18 [Gargamel] That's because you made such a bad contestant! You always finish last!
01:22 [Smurf] Oh, Brainy, do you have any Smurfberry picking advice for my readers?
01:26 [Brainy] Of course I do, reporter! They should read Brainy's guide to speedy Smurfberry picking.
01:31 [Smurf] Hehe! Then they'll know exactly what not to do!
01:35 [Gargamel] Tch-hah-hah! I'll make sure this contest starts with a bang!
01:40 [Smurf] Contestants, on your mark, get set, Smurf!
01:44 [explosion]
01:45 [Gargamel] Oh!
01:46 [explosion]
01:47 [musique]
01:50 [Brainy] That was not funny, jokey Smurf!
01:52 [Gargamel] Tch-hah-hah! I'll be the judge of that!
01:56 [musique]
02:00 [Smurf] Those pesky Smurfs don't stand a chance against Gargamel the Great, Scruple!
02:04 Today I'm going to rid the world of those little blue briars!
02:08 [Gargamel] And how you gonna do that, oh mighty numbskull?
02:11 [Smurf] Easily, you mini-moron! I've got more than one trick up my sleeve!
02:16 In fact, I'll need more than one sleeve!
02:18 [musique]
02:22 [Gargamel] Yee-haw!
02:23 [Smurf] Ah, from now on, I'll be able to reach out and touch every Smurf!
02:28 [Smurf laughs]
02:30 [musique]
02:38 [Gargamel] This is Smurf-tacular! My readers love stories about teamwork!
02:42 [musique]
02:44 [Brainy] Smurf-a-roo! Sometimes teamwork can be hard work!
02:48 [Gargamel] Towering tadpoles! I can reach the tallest branch!
02:51 [Smurf] Whoa! Take it easy, Sustance!
02:54 [Gargamel] Smurf-a-roo! We need a basket full of Smurfberries, not Smurflings!
03:00 [Smurf] Yeah! I'll get Smurfberries plastered all over my face!
03:04 [Brainy] And I'll have your names plastered all over my front page!
03:07 [Smurf] If you ask me, reporters should be covering a more worthwhile story, such as my life story!
03:14 [Gargamel] Giggle and Geef! And he could print it in the bonnie papers!
03:17 [Smurf laughs]
03:20 [musique]
03:23 [chomping]
03:25 [Gargamel] Oh, Wilde, Chitter, do you think you'll win the Smurfberry picking contest?
03:29 [Chitter] Smurf!
03:31 [chomping]
03:32 [Chitter] Yeah!
03:33 [chomping]
03:35 [Gargamel] Uh, can I quote you on that?
03:37 [growling]
03:39 [Gargamel] Gee, Brainy, who do you think is winning?
03:41 [Brainy] Without me in the contest, there obviously is no favorite!
03:45 [Chitter] Both and Bors! That's not true, Brainy!
03:48 [Chitter] Yeah! Any Smurf could win!
03:50 [musique]
03:53 [Gargamel] Now, now, my little Smurf-things! What a great headline!
03:57 [musique]
03:59 [Gargamel] Disagreement sour Smurfberry picking contest!
04:02 [Smurf] Allow me to pick the winner!
04:04 [Gargamel] Gargamel!
04:06 [chatter]
04:08 [Smurf] [laughs] You'll never get away, you little blue-flake specials!
04:13 [Gargamel] Wow! I guess this is what you call on-the-spot reporting!
04:18 [Smurf] [laughs] No one can escape Gargamel, the Octo-Wizard!
04:23 [Gargamel] Ow! Yeah, he's armed and dangerous!
04:28 [Smurf] Look, Scrupper, a crab bag of little blue bonbons! Ouch!
04:33 [Gargamel] Too bad, Gargamel! All those arms and you still can't catch me!
04:37 [Smurf] I'll get you for that!
04:39 [chittering]
04:41 [Gargamel] You won't escape me in there!
04:43 [musique]
04:51 [Smurf] All it takes is a little bit of arm twisting and Gargamel will be up to his armpits in trouble!
04:57 [Gargamel] [straining]
04:59 [Gargamel] Oh! Don't just stand there gawking! Help me!
05:03 [Smurf] Okay, Gargi, keep your shirt on!
05:05 [Gargamel] [straining]
05:07 [Smurf] Looks like Gargamel can use a hand! Maybe I'll give him back these two!
05:12 [Gargamel] Whoa!
05:14 [Smurf] Ah! Oh!
05:16 [Gargamel] [straining]
05:18 [Smurf] That ought to keep Gargamel at arm's length!
05:21 [musique]
05:25 [Gargamel] Gee, Hefty, did you really stop Gargamel all by yourself?
05:28 [Smurf] Yep! I did it single-handed!
05:31 [Gargamel] Wow! What a headline! "Lone Smurf Defeats Gargamel!"
05:35 [Smurf] Every week you tell the same boring story, reporter!
05:38 Tell us something about Gargamel we don't know!
05:41 [Gargamel] There's absolutely nothing wrong with reporters' stories, Brainy!
05:44 And if we hurry, he can still write about the Smurfberry picking contest!
05:48 [all] Yeah! Let's hurry!
05:51 [Smurf] Brainy's right! I've got to find out something new about Gargamel!
05:55 Then I'll have a real front-page story!
05:58 [musique]
06:00 [Gargamel] Now, I've got to admit one thing, Gargi! You really get wrapped up in your work!
06:05 [Smurf] Quiet, you half-blind, half-wit!
06:08 I'll have us out of here in no time!
06:11 [Gargamel screams]
06:14 [Smurf] Gee, this could really be dangerous!
06:17 But a dedicated reporter never lets anything stand in the way of a good story!
06:22 [musique]
06:25 [Gargamel] Face it, Gargi! If you had fifty arms, you'd still come home empty-handed!
06:30 [Smurf] Silence, you sawed-off sorcerer's apprentice!
06:33 One of these days, I'll enjoy a tasty breakfast with those Smurfs!
06:37 [Gargamel] Breakfast with the Smurfs? Maybe Gargamel wants to become our friend!
06:41 This is a story I can really sink my teeth into!
06:44 [Smurf] Hey, yeah!
06:46 [Gargamel] Oh! Asriel!
06:48 [Smurf] Well, well, well, well! Look what the cat dragged in! A peeping Smurf!
06:52 [Gargamel] But I only wanted to do a story about you! It's sure to be front-page news!
06:57 [Smurf] Front-page news? When I'm through with you, this story will belong in the food column!
07:03 [Smurf laughs]
07:05 [musique]
07:07 [Gargamel] What have I gotten myself into?
07:09 [Smurf] Nothing yet! But it won't be long before I throw you into my Smurf goulot!
07:14 [Gargamel] It looks like my story and I are being put on the back burner!
07:17 My greatest headline will go unprinted!
07:19 [Smurf] Gargamel becomes friends with Smurfs!
07:22 [Gargamel] Friends with the Smurfs? That gives me an idea, Scrooble!
07:26 [Scrooble] Ha, ha! Now that's real news!
07:29 [Gargamel] You're right, my inquiring little blue friend! At last, my secret is out!
07:34 [Scrooble] Secret? What secret?
07:37 [Gargamel] I want to be friends with the Smurfs!
07:40 [Scrooble] You do? When did this happen?
07:43 [Gargamel] Why, I've always felt that way! I was just afraid of what the other wizards might say!
07:48 [Scrooble] They'd probably say that you're lying!
07:50 [Gargamel] Eeeh! Then why am I in this cage?
07:53 [Scrooble] Why, for your own safety, of course! You might get hurt around here, right, Scrooble?
07:59 [Gargamel] Ow! That's for sure!
08:01 [Scrooble] I'm protecting you from this mangy feline!
08:04 [Gargamel] Eeeh!
08:06 [Scrooble] Wow! What a Smurf-tacular story! I can't wait to tell my readers!
08:11 [Scrooble] But I'd much rather tell them myself! And you'll be there to cover the exclusive story!
08:16 [Gargamel] An exclusive? Smurf-er-ific! Are you sure you won't hurt any Smurf?
08:21 [Scrooble] Of course not! After all, I wouldn't want to hurt my new image with any bad press!
08:26 [Gargamel] Gee, I'm finally gonna get the story of a lifetime!
08:30 [Scrooble] Yes, and I'll finally get the meal of a lifetime!
08:34 [Scrooble] Well, Brainy, it looks like the contest is back in full swing!
08:43 [Brainy] Actually, it's pretty slim pickings this year, Papa Smurf. Now, if I were only in the contest, I'm sure there'd be--
08:49 [Scrooble] Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf! I've got a story that will put the Smurfberry Picking Contest on the back page! It's my biggest scoop ever!
08:57 [Gargamel] Well, I've got an even bigger scoop!
08:59 [All] Gargamel!
09:01 [Scrooble] Don't worry! He's here for a reason!
09:05 [Gargamel] That's right! I'm hungry!
09:12 [Scrooble] Don't worry! We'll stop him!
09:15 [Gargamel] My, what a brave pair of Smurfs! I'll use them to make a hero sandwich!
09:23 [Scrooble] But you promised not to hurt anyone!
09:26 [Gargamel] So I lied. And you can quote me on that!
09:36 [Gargamel] It's almost time to add the final ingredient! And then I'll have a tasty blue bouillon for dinner!
09:42 [Scrooble] Oh, it looks like my front page story turned into bad news!
09:47 [Gargamel] This is one headline that you'll never write!
09:51 [Scrooble] And that's too bad, Gargamel, because I can see the headline now! "Brilliant Wizard Outsmart Smurfs!"
09:57 [Gargamel] Yes, I'd be the toast of the town!
10:04 [Scrooble] More like the laughing stock!
10:07 [Gargamel] I just wish I was able to write the story!
10:10 [Scrooble] And so you shall! But no tricks, or I'll be writing a new recipe for you!
10:15 [Gargamel] I don't believe it! Reporter is actually helping Gargamel! He must have printer's ink on the brain!
10:22 [Scrooble] Don't worry, Brady! I think Reporter knows exactly what he's doing!
10:30 [Gargamel] Now, let's see. I started off as a brilliant young wizard...
10:34 [Scrooble] Ha! And he grew up to be a dopey old has-been!
10:38 [Gargamel] I knew that one day, I'd get what I deserve!
10:41 [Scrooble] You're absolutely right! In fact, I'm gonna give it to you right now!
10:47 [Gargamel] Why, eeeh...
10:51 [Scrooble] I've got a late-breaking story for you two!
10:59 [Gargamel] Rubble and Groundhogs, I guess you'd call that a new splash!
11:03 [Scrooble] Smurfaroo! Reporter's turned a snooze-break into a jailbreak!
11:09 [Groundhog] Scrooble! Asriel! Get that little blue ink flinger!
11:15 [Groundhog] Watch out, Gargi!
11:18 [Gargamel] Halt!
11:28 [Scrooble] Good work, Reporter!
11:30 [Gargamel] Thanks, Papa Smurf! I guess the pen really is mightier than the sword!
11:35 [Gargamel] Gee, I guess my biggest story was almost my last story!
11:40 [Scrooble] Perhaps we've all learned that not everyone's story can be trusted!
11:44 [Snooze] Zip and ferret! Especially not Happy Gargamel!
11:47 [Gargamel] If you ask me, Reporter's just pretty useful information, such as my quotations!
11:53 [Scrooble] I don't think so, Brainy! After all, Reporter did save us from Gargamel!
11:57 [Gargamel] Yeah, and he walked that old wizard good!
12:00 [Scrooble] Smurfaroo! Maybe Reporter should write about a day in his own life!
12:05 [Gargamel] Gee, not when there's so many other brave Smurfs in the village!
12:08 [Gargamel] We'll all share the headline in my next story!
12:11 [Scrooble] Now that's one story that definitely should be told!
12:17 [Gargamel] I'm not a Smurf! I'm a Gargamel!
12:21 [Ending]